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Alba's Machete poster Nov. 5, 2009
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Source: Coming Soon

Absolutely no secret that I'm jonesing like hell to see what Robert Rodriguez has in store for us with his full-length MACHETE, and one of those things in store is Jessica Alba as a ruthless manhunter. And surely a damn good-looking one too.

Folks lucky enough to attend this year's American Film Market currently raging in Santa Monica were treated to a life-size promo poster featuring Jess looking like... well not really like Jess, but who cares, it's MACHETE and she's hot anyway.

The fantasy-inducing lady plays an "ICE" agent called Sartana, bent on capturing the tattooed Mexican. Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey, and Bobby De Niro join the fun, and so will we next April. Here's part of that poster right down here, with the full version available through the folks of Coming Soon who snapped it. 

    Alba's Machete pose

Extra Tidbit: Glad to see a director giving Jeff Fahey some love; he was awesome in Rodriguez's PLANET TERROR. Dude is way underrated.

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THE MAN!
billg
1:28PM on 11/06/2009
Yeah, Jeff Fahey is probably ONE of the most underrated actors around. Right up there with Robert Patrick, Michael Madsen, Michael Ironside and Robert Forster. They've all done a lot of fluff(OK, some crap!)but ALWAYS...
Yeah, Jeff Fahey is probably ONE of the most underrated actors around. Right up there with Robert Patrick, Michael Madsen, Michael Ironside and Robert Forster. They've all done a lot of fluff(OK, some crap!)but ALWAYS worth a watch. Fahey at his best in a short lived TV series THE MARSHAL as Winston McBride. Always, THE MAN!
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NuclearMisfit
3:16PM on 11/05/2009
Well said Pood
Well said Pood
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One step closer to this coming out!
VincentCostigan
3:09PM on 11/05/2009
I almost hope the real trailer is as much a recreation as possible of its Grindhouse one.
I almost hope the real trailer is as much a recreation as possible of its Grindhouse one.
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Wow
X-KID
1:49PM on 11/05/2009
Alba will always look hot no matter what... she's a mom for goodness-sake! I hope this film follows in the tone and feel of the Grindhouse double feature and I'm bought.
Alba will always look hot no matter what... she's a mom for goodness-sake! I hope this film follows in the tone and feel of the Grindhouse double feature and I'm bought.
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Roger Smith
12:13PM on 11/05/2009
Machete in April, A TEAM in June... EXPENDABLES should open before these two! Too many similar stuff.
Machete in April, A TEAM in June... EXPENDABLES should open before these two! Too many similar stuff.
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ThePood
8:40AM on 11/05/2009
Yeah, too bad she's such a POS actress... Why no Salma!?!?
Yeah, too bad she's such a POS actress... Why no Salma!?!?
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RE: Extra Tidbit
DemonDan
7:53AM on 11/05/2009
Damn right Fahey is underrated. I still think his performance in Lawnmower Man should have been recognized by the (shitty) Academy.
Damn right Fahey is underrated. I still think his performance in Lawnmower Man should have been recognized by the (shitty) Academy.
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BigEvil84
3:46AM on 11/05/2009
I just hope they release the long-awaited Grindhouse movie on DVD/Blu-ray when this movie comes out.
I just hope they release the long-awaited Grindhouse movie on DVD/Blu-ray when this movie comes out.
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dreamfall
2:22AM on 11/05/2009
RR could you just make Sin City 2 already so we can then forget about you?
RR could you just make Sin City 2 already so we can then forget about you?
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D_Rex
2:18AM on 11/05/2009
Can't. F*cking. Wait.
Can't. F*cking. Wait.
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Dekard77
1:46AM on 11/05/2009
As long as RR doesn't shoot this film with over used aged film look am ok. It was hard to keep track of PT movie when the artificial colour filterations was a real bother.
As long as RR doesn't shoot this film with over used aged film look am ok. It was hard to keep track of PT movie when the artificial colour filterations was a real bother.
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Holy Shit, This is Really Happening?
Kevin Smith fan
1:21AM on 11/05/2009
I suppose I just figured that since Tarantino was involved with the whole Grindhouse affair, that any rumors about spinoffs or follow ups wouldn't come to fruition for at least 10 years, but this is incredible news! ...
I suppose I just figured that since Tarantino was involved with the whole Grindhouse affair, that any rumors about spinoffs or follow ups wouldn't come to fruition for at least 10 years, but this is incredible news! I can't wait for this!
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danielshell1981
10:36AM on 11/05/2009
Yeah Skellington. First Machete then maybe next Thanksgiving or Werewolf women of the SS
 
 
Skellington
4:42AM on 11/05/2009
On what planet have you been for the last six months to see this as 'news' ?
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