I
watched this tepid sequel back-to-back with the fun original "Demoni"
and let me
tell ya...it wasn’t all that. First off, it discards what happened in the
first one with a half-baked narration. Why didn’t it go with the “end
of the world” ending the first one left off with? Am I supposed to
assume that the events that took place in "Demoni" were “taken care of”?
I didn’t buy it. The film proceeds to tell pretty much the exact same
story Demoni did but in a different setting without the fun factor, the
energy, the gore or the quality.
I’m
shocked to know that the same people that were behind the groovy first
film are also behind this weak sequel. Were they high on crack or
something? The first film had a polished, colorful look; this sequel is
way too dark and bland-looking. The first film had really good special
effects that knocked my condom off; here, they look like crap and are very under whelming. The first film had high energy and an engaging
score; here, the film plods along slowly and the score is just "there". What
happened?
This
sequel also attempts to take the elements that the original showcased
further but falls flat on its face in that regard as well. A kid demon? Come on!
Way too tacky! And what the hell was that demon baby all about? What a
cheapo puppet! It looked like a giggling Ghoulie on acid or something. Was
I supposed to laugh at this monster? Be afraid of it? Who knows, but the bottom
line is; someone was smoking way too much reefer when they tossed that
idea into the mix. I could get started on the demon dog but I won't waste
anymore review space on the bad ideas and the bad effects, just read what
I said about the demon baby…again. It’s the same damn thing. They
should’ve stuck to the basics.
Character-wise they also try to
better the original. Where the first one hardly
had any character development at all, here, they try to flesh the people out. Ounos
problemos: these are plain or unlikeable folks and I’d rather see the
killings already then learn about them. The most despicable character of
the film is Sally (Cassoni) whose freakin' annoying in
human form with her bratty behavior and who still tested my nerves in
demon form. I’m surprised nobody slapped that beeyatch out! The only
saving grace in terms of characters is the glorious return of Bobby
Rhodes (Hank) from the original "Demoni" who plays a different dude here.
Much like his part in the first one, he plays another no-bullshit, take
charge kind of hombre. He’s the most sympathetic person in the
film and sure knows how to kick that demon booty. YOU GO, BOY!
Since
the film is not as fast-paced and fun as the original, the plot fuck-ups
bothered me a lot as well. Stuff like “who keeps an acid bottle on their kitchen
table?” or “how the hell did that dog get up so high to look in the
peephole?” annoyed me. This sequel also sports an identical subplot to
the first film about “dudes in a car driving around town”. But instead
of giving this subplot more validity than it had in the original, they end
it with the people in the car getting into a car crash and that’s that.
WHAT??? Talk about filling in clocking time! Could’ve had them
get to the apartment complex and then ripped them to pieces or something. How
hard would that have been to write in? The subplot here is totally
useless.
Anything
good about this turkey, you may ask? Well, the “Videodrome” rip-off
sequence wuz pretty kool. I also liked the seldom hints of style that
popped up. Gotta love that shot with the demons walking, eyes glowing and
blue backlights blazing in the background. I also dug some of the action
scenes (very "Night Of The Living Dead") and the Cult song “Rain” made
my day. Rhodes is also hilarious again with his atrociously stinky dialogue.
And seeing hottie “Asia Argento” when she was a kid (yes, she’s in
the film) was also kinda slick.
But
overall, why watch this sequel when the original tackles the exact same
themes and situation in a more fulfilling way? I say toss "Demons 2" in the
toilet along with those damn "Ghoulies" and "Children of the
Corn" series.
Then flush it down…