I didn’t know what to expect
when I slapped "The Dentist" into my VCR and surprised was I
when it wound up being
a fulfilling horror experience on many levels. This flick takes us on a
journey inside one dude’s head as he goes from a basic neurotic to
progressively psychotic. The kicker is that the man is a dentist and his
mental breakdown takes place mostly in his office with assistants and
patients around. Having innocent bystanders roaming about while tooth-boy
loses it, definitely upped the ante on the suspense and the daring
scenarios factor. Fortunately for us, this flick isn’t afraid to push the
envelope. Going to the dentist was never this fun!
First off, I really loved how the
film dealt with Dr. Feinstone’s (Bernsen) psychological crumbling from a
visual standpoint. The film slaps us in the man’s loafers very often and
we get to see the world though his insane eyes. It ain't a pretty sight.
When our dentist friend started seeing decaying teeth in everybody’s
mouth (symbolism for what he feels the world is turning into…filth) I
actually started sympathizing with the loon and rooting for him (especially
when it came to his wife). Now I don’t know what that says about me (yep,
I’m nuts) but I understood where the moochacho was coming from. To quote
Taxi Driver: "Someday a real rain will come and wipe this scum off
the streets." Well here, he was that rain and he wiped the scum
off with a drill and a
good old-fashioned knife. YOU GO, BRA! My endearing feelings for our dental
nut did eventually wear off when he started attacking innocent cavity-filled
folks though, but I still had a freaking blast watching our mad boy go.
"The Dentist" works for many other
reasons. If it's not witnessing a man losing his sanity that hooked me, it
was the tongue in cheek humor or the squirm-inducing moments of
“special” oral attention. Top that off with Corbin Bernsen owning
the screen as the crazy bastard with a bone to pick (I have an all-new
respect for the man) and you get a gripping film with a title character
whose journey will most surely not leave you indifferent. To add filling
to the tooth, the flick also sports a couple of goose bump inducing kills
(loved the pool boy slash fest…YEAH!), some ballsy moves (Dentist puts a
hot female patient asleep and messes with her sexually…dirty dog),
darker than darko humor and of course...no holds barred gore.
A moment of
silence for the gore in this film please…………thank you. WOW! All
I’ll say is: what he does to his cheating, tramp, whore, slut, hussy of
a wife is one for the bloody books. FUCK ME MAN! That’s so out of line
but yet so fitting! The film also delivers some genuine moments of
suspense. I personally really felt the tension tighten around my throat
when it came to that 15 year-old chick with the braces (Keehne). The
titular character is so freaking insane that we never know what he’ll be
capable of doing next. I was so afraid for her.
Now the film gets slightly
redundant towards the end. Dentist goes nuts, dentist kills a few
people…what not. But it’s still quite a hoot to witness. The movie
also drops its originality card during the final 15 minutes to adopt a more
slasher-like vibe but there again, it's still fun, freaking times to watch.
My main complaint with the film has to do with the cops on the case
subplot. Not only was it uninteresting, but the cops lead by Ken Foree (of
"Dawn of the Dead" fame) just didn’t feel genuine to me. They looked like
actors pretending to be cops and that took away from any impact their
subplot could’ve had. I kept wishing The Dentist would encounter their
choppers with a hammer…
But in the end, "The Dentist" still
gave me a bundle of goodies to smile about. The story is engaging, Corbin
Bernsen is amazing as the loony toon, the gore is not overwhelming but
when it hits, it hits hard, the tension is on, the directing stylish and
the pace is even. Hop in the seat and open wide!