DVD Buzz-Saw #213
Jun. 12, 2009
NIGHT TRAIN - July 14th
The original title for this beast was H-TRAIN about a bunch of freaks on Heroin taking a trip through Amsterdamn. Then Steve Zahn and Leelee Sobieski decided to have a JOY RIDE reunion, and they turned into into a top-notch thriller, while throwing in Danny Glover as the conductor. Now it's NIGHT TRAIN, which somehow makes it scarier. Personally, I'm gonna see this bitch cause Sobieski is hot AND holding a meat cleaver. Nothing sexier than a hottie with a meat cleaver!
The Goods:
THE LAST RESORT - July 21st
Take what I said and throw it out the window. Nothing sexier than a chick with a butcher knife unless said chick is in a bikini and the knife is covered in blood! Hot damn, this cover rips on CLUB DREAD like it's nobody's business, and yet... all I want to do is check this f*cker out! I like blood, boobs, and butts... what can I say, I'm easy to please!
The Goods:
FRAYED - August 25th
Clowns scare the bejesus out of me. Seriously, they freak me the f*ck out. I can't handle them. So a movie like this, featuring one messed up looking clown, has me peeing myself in the corner while downing a gallon of Kool-Aid. Though I'm guessing it won't be as terrifying as Pennywise the Clown in IT, I'm sure it'll be up there with just about any other pscyhotic clown movie.
The Goods:
SKELETON CREW - July 21st
I can't tell if this chick is screaming for her life or laughing her ass off in extreme hysteria. All I know is that I dig the tag line, and I dig her over-use of masscara. This has nothing to do with the Stephen King book of short stories, by the way, so don't be expecting anything great or half-way decent here. Just expect some screaming, and some snuff-style torture that will make you believe it was 3 years ago when this shit was actually popular.
The Goods:
OC BABES AND THE SLASHER OF ZOMBIETOWN –July 23rd – Because the title is great, even if the movie likely won't be.
THE MACHINE GIRL REMIX – August 4th – Because the first version was so good they went and remixed it for the second release! Now you don't have an excuse to check this bitch out.
WICKED WOMEN - August 11th – Because it's a triple threat of horror hottie goodness.
That's all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email (ammongilbert@joblo.com ) for any & all DVD news, scoops, and easter eggs!
