I
loved "The Blair Witch Project"
so when I started to hear shite around the
campfire that it might have ripped off "The Last Broadcast", I decided to
check out the latter for myself. What I found was that both films sport
phony footage that passes itself off for the real deal, some of the plot
conventions are similar (but handled quite differently) and yes, they both
name a shady legend but that’s pretty much where the similarities begun
and ended.
For
starters, where "The Blair Witch Project" took us into the heat of the action
by putting our silly asses in the characters' shoes, "The Last Broadcast"
runs in the opposite direction and is presented in documentary format 98
percent of its running time (except for the crappy ending, more on that
later). Now I must give props to the creators for making it all look
somewhat genuine. Apart from the occasional lousy bit of acting, I bought that
what I was seeing was a real documentary. Unfortunately, as a rule, I
usually don’t really care for documentaries and had a hard time giving
two shites about what was going down. The flick tosses all kinds of facts,
fake testimonies and interviews our way while exploring every avenue to
determine if the only survivor of the expedition is the culprit or not.
And that’s it! That’s what we get for an hour and a freaking half.
Hello??? Anybody home??? I thought this was a horror movie not “Unsolved
fucking Mysteries”!!! At least if the film would’ve explored any of
its characters at a satisfactory length, it could’ve been bearable, but
alas that doesn’t happen either and in consequence, I felt totally detached from
what I was witnessing.
Now
you would think that a flick dealing with the Jersey Devil might have a
set of balls and address it, right? NO DICE! Where the BWP actually used its
legend in its narrative, "The Last Broadcast" barely mentions the Jersey
Devil, yet alone go into the possibilities that the beast might be the
guilty party. There are no hints of the supernatural here and that really
pissed me off. What’s the point of slapping a legend into the mix if
you’re not going to do squat with it? COME ON! WORK WITH ME HERE! They could’ve been looking for Captain Crunch and it wouldn’t
have made a damn difference to this movie’s storyline.
And then
there’s the trivial and anti-climatic ending that wound up enraging me
even further.
For some odd reason, the filmmakers not only decided to give us a "left
field" guilty party to the murders (I’m still dying to know what the
motive was) but they also totally drop the documentary format they were
working with and play the cap off like a real film instead. As I was
witnessing the finale, I kept asking myself…who’s filming this??? How
can they have this on tape, he/she is alone!!!! If you’re going to set
up rules throughout your film, don’t break them in the end and think
that it's clever! IT ISN’T! They sold the movie out with that finale and in
the process, negated everything that preceded it. Once the credits rolled,
I kept asking myself: why did I sit through this again? What was the
point? I still don’t know.
On
the bright side, the flick’s editing is pretty slick, some kool things
are done with sound, the actors are mostly competent (although we do get
some shoddy performances here and there) and the mystery is initially
somewhat interesting. But it’s too bad that the film has zero scares,
suspense, endearing characters or spooky moments to keep us hooked. Tag
that to the bullshit ending and you get a frustrating bore fest. I’ll
stick with the witch, thank you very much.