Don’t you hate
it when a flick goes against your expectations? When I popped this cherry
into my VCR, I was hoping for a lean mean horror machine. I didn’t get
it. Where the first NOTD was tight, slick and kind of bent, this sequel
hops in a slightly different direction. First off, the plot is weaker than
a stoner sitting in a marijuana plantation. If you like a solid story
behind your horror, don’t even think of slapping down your bucks for
this. But if a good plot is not your thang on any particular night and you’re
in the mood for a bag full of breasts, girl to girl kisses and wet gore...you’ve cum to the right place. What stands for a story is an endless
collage of girls jiggling their stuff, horny guys peeping on the chicks
with their shirts off, a "Rambo" like nun who battles demons
with a big ruler, dumbarse sight gags and endless sex shenanigans. If it
wasn’t for the bloodshed, this movie could’ve been called "American Pie
2" with weak looking male actors.
The film reprises a few scenes from
the first but less successfully. This time around Angela’s dance is not
as sexy or gnarly. The lipstick incident is not as out there (it's still
pretty fucked up though) and Angela doesn’t float as much as she used to
(quit the burgers girl). The scares are non-existent and the tension is
absent. I mean how can you be scared of a flick that embraces such
silliness. Super soakers and balloons filled with holy water worked for
"The Lost Boys" but this flick doesn’t have the class to carry it
out as
gracefully. Here I felt like I was watching a dumb kiddie show with
whacked out demons. Personally, I prefer chainsaw action over water gun
carnage. But hey, that’s just me!
Two things I have to comment on: 1-
Johnny’s karate kicks. They cracked my arse up. I mean he takes his
kicks so seriously. I don’t think it was supposed to be funny but it had
me in stitches. You’re no Van Damme, buddy.
2- The fashion. Was this movie
really shot in the 90’s? Did it sit on the shelves for 10 years? These
people dress like crap! Especially the guys. WTF are those clothes all about?
I used to wear crud like that when I was 10! The fashion exterminator
should’ve stepped into this movie and blown half the cast away.
I wasn’t in a laughing mood when I
watched this flick so keep that in mind. But light state of mind or not, I
can’t deny that this sequel has a crappy storyline and no scares. The
first one did a way better job at balancing the chills and the smiles.
Here...it’s too extreme. I will give this sequel this: the acting is much
better than it was in the original. But my overall feel on this movie
leans more towards the negative. At least the tits and the sometimes very
"out there" gore made it watchable. Is Angela overstaying her presence at
The Arrow’s party? I think she is…get out of my house, beeyatch!