It's
been a long time, been a long time, been a
long, long, long, long, long…Wow! Haven’t viewed such a tasty
cannibal flick in eons, Ravenous sure hit the spot! You want kooky? You
got it! The first half of this film is pure weirdness. First off, the
setting (an 1847 outpost) is way original, the characters are way funky
and the sight of meat never looked so disgusting. Without giving too
much away, this film is basically the tale of a cannibal trying to
initiate a potential sidekick onto the dark side.
Its been done before in vampire flicks
("Interview With The
Vampire" comes too mind) and all the undertones are there. Yep, you got
your homoerotic undertones (all about Carlyle sniffing his finger
and saying the word “virility” way too may times) and you got your
religious undertones (Carlyle looking like Christ at first and then
looking like the anti-Christ Charles Manson). Both undertones are
explored fully and add a delicious coating to the movie. Slap in buckets
of blood, moments of witty, intentional humor, sharp dialogue and a
tense action scene (at the cave) and you got one hell of a stew.
The film does
however lose some of its steam at the halfway point. My
main problem is the return of a supposedly dead character. I bought his
return but they don’t do much with it. I mean, one second the dude is
happy to be alive and the next he wants to end it all. How did that
transition happen so fast! The second half also falls into a more
generic mold. Side characters getting dispatched (I never really got to
know them…oh well) and the requisite mano-a-mano finale (it could have
been more intense).
One hombre that I really dug wuz Neal McDonough’s character
“Reich”. I was a bit peeved that they didn’t use him more. His
snippet in the cold water is a classic shot and defines the man in a
split second. I’ve always been fond of tough guys in movies and this
is one roughneck I wanted to see more of.
The David Arquette character was also underused. He brought some
nice humorous moments to the flick and more of him would have been
gnarly.
Even though the second half will feel familiar to all genre
fans that doesn’t mean it isn’t good red fun. The movie doesn’t
shy away from the plasma, is very well acted (Carlyle rocks the
slaughterhouse!) and is one unique piece of meat. When all wuz said and
done this Arrow wanted a second helping…where’s the damn cook?