"They can smell us. They want to feed off us."—
Marion
"Undead"
is a genre fanboy’s red wet dream come true, probably because it
was made by fanboys itself. Written,
produced, edited and directed by Peter and Michael Spierig, "Undead" is an
ambitious and obvious labor of love with affection for the horror genre
oozing out of its every pore.
The
first half or so of this zany trip screamed George Romero and Peter
Jackson at me while sprinkling pinches of Sergio Leone and Sam Raimi my
way. "Night of the Living Dead",
"Dawn of the Dead" and "Day of the Dead" were
heavily nodded throughout via the zombies’ demeanor and some of the
events at hand. Spaghetti Western influences also surfaced in respect to the
shady fisherman (MacKay) with a raspy voice and a “Man with no name”
attitude. Exciting and heavily stylized shootouts exploded on-screen and
had me smiling like “Vincent” giving a foot massage. And gore galore
painted the canvas when it came to the messy damage those poor zombies had
to suffer at the hands of the fierce humans. A note on the grub, if I may: Not since “Dead Alive” have I
seen a living dead flick lay the BBQ sauce this thick on its uncooked
meat. It was so touching to see guts tumble out of one’s belly, heads
getting lopped off and bodies getting sliced in half again. Is that a tear
in my eye-socket? Yes, it is! A tear of joy my friends…OF JOY.
Now
through that first half, the flick played it fairly straight-up, hold-the-ice
zombie jive while at the same time injecting “mysterious” elements
into its narrative. I was fully engulfed by the game this ditty was
playing and knew well enough that there was more to this tale than the
walking dead S-Smart shopping for chow. I was right. The second half of
"Undead" slyly switched to a more Sci-Fi channel type of dial. Call me
silly or better yet, a talentless buffoon, but I actually felt shades of
"The
Abyss" and Spielberg during the second half. Not wanting to spoil it for
you guys, I’ll just say that "Undead"
brings a unique perspective to the affair by going rampant with
the
“out there” concepts (the plane ride…wow) while threading on
territory not often explored within the zombie sub-genre. Like a drunken
“babe hound” accidentally bringing a transvestite home, I was totally
taken aback by what unrolled before my eyes. As the flamboyant
denouement emptied its bag of tricks, I genuinely felt a sense of wonder. It must be said that taking into account the small budget
and the means the brothers had, the special effects and the effective CGI
found here were simply astounding. Cheers
for that!
I
did have some qualms with the film though. For one, the comic relief
character (Harrison played by Dirk Hunter) didn’t do it for me. His
role was akin to a squealing piglet. The man was beyond grating and yes,
thoughts of chainsaws buzzing on his skull did come up in my noggin. To
top that off, I couldn’t understand a word he was yelping half of the
time (the Aussie accent left me dumbfounded). I’m sure I missed out on
many clever lines. I also
didn’t groove on the character’s incessant bickering and how they kept
turning on each other at the drop of a dead hooker. That pointing guns and
bossing each other around shite got old real fast and didn’t make for an
endearing dynamic. The casting of the “badass” triple shotgun weaving
Mason also could’ve been more on target. Although
Mungo McKay gave an admirable show, I had trouble buying him as a tough
guy. The casting took away from the character’s full potential, in my
opinion. Lastly, a lot of people
have told me that this movie was a side-splitting pill, capturing Peter
Jackson’s type of black gory humor. Alas, apart from a couple of gags
(loved the fish thing) and lines, I didn’t laugh.
But
overall, "Undead" was quite a trick and a treat.
With its brave script and veteran-like acting backing its goodies
up, it highly entertained me the whole way with seldom a dull moment at
hand. Slap a clip in that firearm mate, open up a Foster's and SPRAY
AWAY! DIE ZOMBIES DIE!