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Omen666
on Apr 13 2008, 11:57:52 PM writes:
ROTH BLOWS!
Boll sucks, but Roth is almost as bad! Cabin Fever was the biggest piece of shit, Hostel was pretty cool, but the second one was worse than any Boll film. Clooney and Bay are gods! |
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WalterKovacs
on Apr 11 2008, 1:01:34 AM writes:
Ready for a sterotype? Most Germans are hardheaded. This guy is German, most likely of the large percentage that are hardheaded, as well as being stupid and a complete jerkoff. That being said and coupled with DRETHEDOG and PORKCHOPEXPRESS'S info, he's going to continue processing fecal matter into film for quite some time despite the utter nausea 99.9% most moviegoers get at the mere mention of his name. Now and forever, FUCK UWE BOLL. |
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DreTheDog
on Apr 10 2008, 10:07:05 PM writes:
If you read his Wikipedia page it says that he is able to make these movies because he gets German investors and appearently there is some German thing that says if a movie is made by a German in Germany it can be 100% written off in Taxes therefore any money made is 100% profit. We need to blame Germany for Uwe's crap! |
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sdx800
on Apr 10 2008, 6:32:43 PM writes:
GIVE THE GUY A BREAK!!
I actually like uwe boll and his movies, they are cheap but fun and entertaining, i dont know why there is such a deep hate for him. i want him to keep making films, hollywood make some shit too like the prom night remake and when a stranger calls and the fog remake just to name a few, to me house of the dead was way better than them, at least there was some quality gore! i think he maybe right about george clooney i hate him too now hes all look at me im a big poofy actor who gets $20million dollars, dont forget it was the cheap little horror film from dusk til dawn that made him. |
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sdx800
on Apr 10 2008, 6:30:01 PM writes:
GIVE THE GUY A BREAK!!
I actually like uwe boll and his movies, they are cheap but fun and entertaining, i dont know why there is such a deep hate for him. i want him to keep making films, hollywood make some shit too like the prom night remake and when a stranger calls and the fog remake just to name a few, to me house of the dead was way better than them, at least there was some quality gore! i think he maybe right about george clooney i hate him too now hes all look at me im a big poofy actor who gets $20million dollars, dont forget it was the cheap little horror film from dusk til dawn that made him. |
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Muta
on Apr 10 2008, 12:40:09 PM writes:
Michael Bay is a good director, the only problem with him is that he has shitty writers, except for Pearl Harbor, which is one of my favorite films.
- And his..directing. |
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Dark Knight
on Apr 10 2008, 12:32:40 PM writes:
SO ...
... George Clooney had nothing to say? Probably because he's the smartest and doesn't need to reply to Boll's statements. When someone says his movies suck, he probably looks at that golden statue and says :"Yeah , right". Now, that's a feeling ;) |
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SeymourClearly
on Apr 10 2008, 11:07:28 AM writes:
I said it before and I will say it again,
"BOLL SMOKES POLE!" |
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Arvindh
on Apr 10 2008, 10:09:06 AM writes:
EWW BOLL??
Isn't it funny that the most hated director in Hollywood history has a name like Uwe Boll? As in Eww Boll...or Eww, Boll! Get it? No? Anyway, this is so entertaining. I wish I could say that Boll's comments were just a part of his insulting sense of humor...but this is THE Uwe Boll we're talking about. The man is a heartless lil' f**kbag who destroys the dreams of millions of gaming fans by adapting Alone In The Dark and House Of The Dead and turning them into, well, Uwe Boll movies. There's no other way to sum it up as to how bad these flicks are. Plus, I think Bay's right when he says Boll just needs that lil' bit of attention. It's not easy when you have a petition against you. He had it coming anyway. So with all due disrespect to Mr.Boll...go f**k yourself you crazy piece of s**t! |
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Ultimate_Surfer
on Apr 10 2008, 9:25:46 AM writes:
Michael Bay is a good director, the only problem with him is that he has shitty writers, except for Pearl Harbor, which is one of my favorite films.
As for Uwe Boll fuck him, does he really think that people will go to Postal, than Indiana Jones? Try Eli Roth is shit, but he's freaken Hitchhcock compared to Uwe Boll. I hope Uwe Boll dies (film wise not actual death). Now if he compared himself, to those two assholes who brought use Meet the Spartans than I think we can all agree on that point. Stop feeding fire people, it's what he wants!!!
I will never forgive him for destroying my favorite games in to his movies, House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark.
As for Postal, it will be the last Uwe Boll film I will see, but it will have to be DVD, not in theaters. |
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Let the circus continue! I suppose it’s Uwe Boll week here at JoBlo.com, and why not? The man is an endless well of entertainment, and we’re not talking about his films. Come to think of it, him making a mockery out of cinema is almost worth it when sideshows like this are produced from it. Earlier today you saw the 
