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Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son
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07.14.2011 By: Jason Adams
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Director:
John Whitesell

Actors:
Martin Lawrence
Brandon T. Jackson
Faizon Love

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WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
After they witness a murder, the FBI's most seasoned geriatric crossdressing agent Malcolm Turner and his son Trent must both go undercover at an all-girls high school.
IS IT A GOOD MOVIE?

Not that you should need any words of caution to avoid the third film in the BIG MOMMA franchise, but your first warning should be the fact that the movie comes from John Whitesell. You may not recognize the name, but you might be familiar with the director of MALIBUíS MOST WANTED, SEE SPOT RUN and previous Awfully Good entry, the Danny DeVito humping DECK THE HALLS. Your second warning should be the fact that even Nia Long refused to be in this movie. And her last major onscreen credit was Ice Cube's ARE WE DONE YET? Instead you get Max Casella from Doogie Howser (looking like time and drugs have not been kind to him) and the omnipresent Ken Jeong, who cameos as a sassy mailman. Is there any role Ken Jeong wonít turn down? At this point I truly believe the "Community" and HANGOVER star will do anything that has craft services.

I just automatically associate Martin Lawrence with unfiltered wastewater, so I won't even bother to comment or speculate on his performance here. The newest piece of the transvestite puzzle, however, is Brandon T. Jackson (Alpa Chino from TROPIC THUNDER). Jackson co-stars as Lawrence's son Trent, the most unconvincing 27 year old playing a 17 year old since "Dawson's Creek." Trent wants to pursue a career as a rapper named Prodi-G, but his dad wants him to go to college. You can probably surmise how that all ends, but what you won't guess is that after Trent learns a lesson about the importance of education, he changes his rap name to Notorious Ph.D. For reals.

In going along with the musical theme, the majority of the movie takes place at a performing arts school, which the producers use as an excuse to pander to the HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL crowd who were still sperm and eggs when the first BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE was released. The result is eye-gouging musical sequences that don't even make sense. Just because kids are artistically inclined doesn't mean they automatically break in to choreographed song and dance numbers whenever someone starts humming a tune. And sadly almost all of these sequences end with Big Momma popping and locking until he/she hurts him/herself.

Perhaps the most amazing thing about BIG MOMMAS is that the plot doesnít really call for them to dress like women. Sure, the duo witnesses a murder, but they could easily go in to hiding somewhere elseÖas men. At this point I'm just beginning to think Martin Lawrence has a fat crossdressing fetish and will take any opportunity to throw on a padded muumuu. ("Oh no, that guy was jaywalking and saw us. Hand me those pantyhose!") Worse is the fact that the make-up and fat suit effects have gotten progressively worse with each movie. Coupled with Jackson's horrible "girl" voice, you have to have a serious learning disability to not immediately realize that penis is involved. At one point Big Momma is forced to pose as a nude model, yet still no one can tell she's really a dude. And does that mean that Malcolm wears a detailed full-body prosthetic 24/7 on the off chance someone will ask him to disrobe? And where do they get their Oscar-caliber make up and fat suits in the first place? After the murder, Malcolm says they can't go home and they can't go to FBI headquarters because of a mole. Do they just have Rick Baker hogtied in the trunk for emergency use?

That brings me to the script, which is laughable in how shoddily it's thrown together. The aforementioned mole in the FBI? Spoken of once and never addressed again. The life and death scholarship Trent's romantic interest must win at the end? Never resolved. The dialogue is just as bad. Instead of the word "yes," characters say "Iím feeling you, dog." Instead of "no"ó"Thatís not hot!"

THE EXTRAS
The Blu-Ray Combo Pack comes with a DVD and Digital Copy of the movie, as well as an extended cut with five extra minutes you also will never get back.

Commentary by director John Whitesell, producer David Friendly and stars Brandon T. Jackson, Portia Doubleday and Jessica Lucas : Not that I particularly wanted to hear his comments, but if you can't even get Martin Lawrence to do this, why bother? (I gave it a shot and couldn't find any reasons to listen.)

Deleted Scenes: About ten minutes worth of extra fluff, including more with the male students and some more unnecessary ballet.

Bigger Busts Countdown: A recap of the first two movies' greatest hits. Sadly the run time is not zero.

Gag Reel: People laugh while filming.

Song and Dance: Momma Style: They actually included a bit about the film's choreographer, in case anybody in the world cared.

"Baby You Know" and "Lyrical Miracle" Music Videos: No.

Theatrical Trailer.
FINAL DIAGNOSIS
In short, there is nothing redeeming about this movie. Avoid it like you would every other non-BAD BOYS Martin Lawrence movie.

Extra Tidbit: BIG MOMMAS was profitable and they're already working on a fourth movie.
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