And thatís pretty much the only good thing about the movie.
Long story short, the only scary aspect of CHERNOBYL DIARIES is how boring it manages to be. Things that are supposed to terrify you are unintentionally hilarious, especially one big jump scare involving a CGI bear. But mostly, nothing happens in this movie. People run around, get chased a few times, thatís it. Even the ďmonstersĒ are boring; though the movie is still so shaky you never get a really good look at them. The acting is passable (including from former teen heartthrob Jesse McCartney) but the writing, direction and everything else feels amateur and forced.
So much of the movie is illogically dumb and easily avoidable that I thought perhaps it was all a joke. In the end, there would be a big reveal that everything was a prank played by the tour guide. But no, the script and the characters are just that stupid. The group goes out to Chernobyl by themselves, doesnít tell anybody, and brings a walkie talkie instead of a cell phone. People take off by themselves in to the night without weapons or protection. And instead of walking the fairly reasonable 13 miles back to town when things hit the fan (you know, AWAY from the radioactive mutants), everyone decides to explore Chernobyl instead.
Luckily, the film is short at under 90 minutes. So to sum up, the only good things about CHERNOBYL DIARIESónot found footage and short.
Chernobyl Conspiracy Viral Video (2:25): A terrible piece trying to suggest some sort of conspiracy and cover up about the radioactive disaster.
Uri's Extreme Tours Infomercial (1:20): A fake commercial for Uriís travel agency.
A DVD and UltraViolet digital copy is also included.
Extra Tidbit: It took three writers to come up with this script. The two besides Oren Peli, Shane Van Dyke and Carey Van Dyke, have both worked for B-movie factory The Asylum. That makes sense.