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Orphan
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11.13.2009 By: Aaron the H
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Director:
Jaume Collet-Serra

Actors:
Isabelle Fuhrman
Vera Farmiga
Peter Sarsgaard

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WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
After the loss of one of their children in a terrible accident, a couple (Vera Farmiga and Peter Sarsgaard) decides to adopt a 10 year old Estonian girl named Esther. Bad choice.
IS IT A GOOD MOVIE?
Ummm yeah, as the tagline explains, thereís definitely something wrong with Esther.

When seeing the trailers for this flick, I rolled my eyes a bit- "Oh great, another evil child film. And this girl is too old to really creep me out (sorry, gotta be age seven or younger)." And yet, those bastards in the marketing department managed to hook me with a single line in the trailer: ďYouíll never believe her secret.Ē So alas, on one boring weekday afternoon, with nothing better to do, I caught a matinee of Orphan, and learned Estherís secret. I gotta sayÖdidnít see that one coming (my friend however did).

Iím not going to spoil the ending obviously, but let me just say that the twist of this film is just one of many surprising components that make this whole thing work surprisingly well. Let's break down the positives one step at a time...

1) Acting - Getting two solid thespians as the parents was a great first start. Sarsgaard is his usual reliable self, giving a performance that is above par for a film of this genre. Vera Farmiga is good too, though I am getting a bit sick of her playing angry, misunderstood victims (she literally played this exact same character in Joshua). But the real star of this flick is newcomer Isabelle Fuhrman, as the titular orphan, Esther. She never takes the role over-the-top, plays little Ms. Innocent (and then little Ms. Satan) to perfection, and sells her Estonian accent beautifully. Nice choice by the screenwriter, which leads me toÖ

2) Script - The storyline for this film ainít wildly original, but at least the screenwriters opted to pack this thing with dark, adult themes and werenít afraid to shy away from the dreaded PG-13 rating. More importantly, all the children in this film are intelligently written, especially Esther, who the writers wisely armed with more than just a blunt object or sharp knife- they gave her a blunt vocabulary and a sharp mind instead (and yeah. a couple sharp objects for good measure).

3) Direction and Cinematography - The color palates and visuals here are slick, though not in-your-face, which is refreshing. Jaume Collet-Serra does a fine job with pacing and thrills, though he canít resist the urge to go for the cheap scares. You know what I'm talking about: the potential-killer-POV shots and the Someoneís-Gonna-Be-Behind-That-Door! moments. The problem is, nearly all of them are false alarms, and that act gets old fast. Still, Serraís work here runs circles around his previous effort (House of Wax). Itís great to see a director learn from his past mistakes and evolve from them.
THE EXTRAS
Mamaís Little Devils: Bad Seeds and Evil Children (14:16) - This was a massive letdown. I was hoping this featurette would, as the name implies, show us a history of real-life nutty kids. Instead it functions as a pretty standard, lame behind-the-scenes of the film and then gives a summary of other bad-kid films like The Omen. Who cares.

Deleted Scenes/Alternate Ending (4:04) - A few OK (but not scary) deleted scenes, as well as a very short alternate ending thatís nothing spectacular, but at least a tad creepy.

The film also comes with a Digital Copy, which is good since the special features leave much to be desired.
FINAL DIAGNOSIS
Orphan could just be the best evil-child flick since The Good Son. It may not change your life, but its fun, its dark, and its fairly fresh, and at a time when 95% of horror films released are half-assed remakes, thereís really not much more you can ask for than what little Esther delivers.
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