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Paris, Not France
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Feb 18, 2010 By: J.A. Hamilton
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Director:
Adria Petty

Actors:
Paris Hilton
Nicky Hilton
Donald Trump

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WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
Apparently Paris Hiltons life isnt as glamorous as we think and as such, we needed an hours worth of sulking and blubbering to show us the light. So strap on your Night Vision goggles and get ready to see the real Paris Hilton...or something to that effect.
IS IT A GOOD MOVIE?
This film revolves around the idea that the world is obsessed with celebrities and to that end, I have to unfortunately agree. Now for the other question, being whats so fascinating about Paris Hilton? To that I say...not a hell of a whole lot. PARIS, NOT FRANCE lost me with its attempt to make me feel sorry for Paris and imply that her life is so damn tragic. Lets explore some of these tragedies shall we.

First and foremost, Paris was born into money via The Hilton Hotel chain, so its not like shes ever had to go without. Knowing that her life was pretty much a twenty four hour party just waiting to happen, she set out to make it exactly that. Money has a funny way of making people into celebrities and on that note, I wasnt at all surprised to see Donald Trump in here coming to her defence as hes yet another nobody who became somebody through money. In the Dons defence though, at least hes business savvy. Paris, not so much.

If becoming an icon through money wasnt enough, Paris has had the pleasure of being in movies, videos, modeling shoots and even got her own ridiculous show THE SIMPLE LIFE and an even dumber concept with PARIS HILTONS MY NEW BFF. And lest we forget ONE NIGHT IN PARIS a disturbingly clever titled sex tape that not only unleashed her dumbass into the world at an exponential rate, but also fuelled our generations (laughable) sex tape craze. I mean, the list goes on and on and all the while its her thats orchestrated this spotlight madness and now she wants sympathy!? Not likely.

PARIS, NOT FRANCE is a joke in the form of an hour youll never get back and wouldnt want to remember if you could. It really doesnt matter who comes to bat for her or how hard they all say the life of a celebrity is I just cant bring myself to feel sorry for her. I dont hate her, but I sure as hell wont be shedding any tears for her either. Save yourself the mental tribulations and leave this one alone.
THE EXTRAS
THANK GOD there are no special features, just a short minute and a half trailer.
FINAL DIAGNOSIS
If you think you know Paris Hilton, think again. I think we all know more than enough and if we need to be reminded of anything we missed along the way we can always re-watch A NIGHT IN PARIS...not that Ive watched it or anything.
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