This would also be a good opportunity to bash the dreadful Paris Hilton, but I’m not going to. We know she’s a whore, we know she’s petty, and we know the world hates her. What we don’t know is whether or not she can act. She didn’t even try in this monstrosity, so I’m still not sure. She just showed up and let the cameras role. The only semi-bright spot is the lovely Paula Garces. I don’t know why she did this, but if she plays her cards right, she could get a decent role in a future film. Also, I know you're wondering, so I'll go ahead and mention that there is nudity, but it's done in such an un-erotic way that it takes all the fun out of it.
I knew going in to this that the story and acting were going to be bad. However, nothing prepared me for the cut-rate quality of the filmmaking. Your average local TV commercial is filmed with more care and skill than this film. You would think that a quick trip to the local university would get you a better director than this guy. I don’t know how he got the job, but I can only guess he had some dirt on Paris Hilton.