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Priest (Unrated)
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Aug 19, 2011 By: J.A. Hamilton
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Director:
Scott Stewart

Actors:
Paul Bettany
Maggie Q
Karl Urban

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WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
Long ago, an order of vampire killers known as Priests, were mankinds saviour from an unrelenting vampire threat. Now, with the vampires all dead or locked away the Church swept these warriors the rug until a new vampire threat emerged, one the Church doesnt believe exists, so its up to one priest to go against the Church, hunt down the threat and rescue his niece.
IS IT A GOOD MOVIE?
I love vampire movies, I always have but I cant say I had high expectations for PRIEST. Director Scott Charles Stewart directed another Paul Bettany led dark action piece a couple years back called LEGION which I went into with similar expectations and exited with the same conclusion. Both films come at you with a raving concept but both end up being one or two trick ponies. These ponies are dressed up nice of course and those two tricks are indeed impressive but beyond that were left with an unsatisfied longing for more (and I dont mean sequels).

I liked the idea behind PRIEST but right off the bat I could see far too many similarities. For one, this looks like JUDGE DREDD with vampires; which is ironic in itself as Karl Urban is going to be Dredd himself in the remake thats coming soon. Judges, Priests, Clerics, Death Dealers, weve seen these run of the mill death squad anti-heroes before so if youre going to go that route bring something new to the table.

Remember how fresh UNDERWORLD felt when it came out? Now THAT is how you breathe new life into this genre, anything else is just digging up past efforts and falling short. On the bright side, I enjoy Paul Bettany and have since A KNIGHTS TALE. I liked LEGION just as I liked PRIEST but I wanted to like them far more. There were a couple interesting ideas here (note that Im not giving away anything that wasnt in the trailers); the vampire queen for one. Problem there is that we only catch a glimpse of her once with no real explanation of what she is, where she came from or anything at all for that matter. Then theres the man/vampire concept. Karl Urbans character is turned but again, we see this in the trailer so its no secret. The sad part about his transformation is that he becomes, wellBlade, a vampire with all their strengths and none of their weaknesses, most importantly the sun. Im not opposed to this, but again, at least add something new to the equation so Im not rolling my eyes thinking hes simply a Blade rip-off.

PRIEST promised me a lot of action in the trailer which led to another of the films downfalls being that all the films action WAS in the trailer. There were some cool weapon tricks (most of which were already used in UNDERWORLD) and that two stone jumping move was one for the books but at the end of the day I was left feeling like this was a snore fest. The tone was sharp and cold as iron but it was a long while between fight scenes which led up to an all too brief, anti-climactic final battle between Paul Bettany and Blade, I mean, Karl Urban. The clergy are all mad in the end and still dont believe vampires are back despite seeing a severed head, leading to a deliberate mention of how the queen wasnt among the dead, followed by the war has just begun. I hate ripping on an action based vampire flick, especially in this TWILIGHT day and age but they could have done better with this film and for that Im disappointed. Sometimes I think the studios actually want these films to fail and that makes me want to drive a stake through someones heart.
THE EXTRAS
Commentary: Director Scott Stewart, writer Cory Goodman, Paul Bettany and Maggie Q all gather round the campfire for some good old fashioned vampire stories. Both actors took their roles seriously and not only did they have a lot of fun with them, they're down for more if the situation presents itself.

Bullets and Crucifixes: Picture in Picture Experience: This is another pop up video feature that plays in a separate box as the film continues to roll. This visual commentary of sorts if cool if you've seen the film already and are in the mood for a more in depth peek.

Deleted/Extended Scenes: There's about twelve minutes here; the couple extended flashbacks aren't all that impressive but could have stayed in for information purposes and the added bit at the end likewise should have stayed in.

The Bloody Frontier: Creating the World of Priest: The cast and crew all agree that the hardest thing about making this flick was creating this special world that doesn't exist. Odd, I kinda thought it looked similar to the world in JUDGE DREDD as well as many other post apocalyptic movies.

Tools of the Trade: The Weapons and Vehicles of Priest: The crew all say the same thing here, yet many of these weapons were definitely used in BLADE and UNDERWORLD and the gliders look very similar to Luke and Leia's gliders in RETURN OF THE JEDI.

Previews: There are a handful of trailers, some BD-LIVE content as well as an uncut TWISTED METAL video game trailer which looks pretty damn cool.
FINAL DIAGNOSIS
Admittedly I enjoyed PRIEST more the second time around but it sure as hell wasn't due to the "unrated" end of things. There was literally no difference between the unrated and theatrical version aside from Maggie Q's dismemberment scene, and even then it wasn't enough to get excited about. If they make another one I'd go see it but I hope they put a little more creative energy into it otherwise there's really no point.
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9:02AM on 08/19/2011
I agree with the review but, didn't enjoy it as much as the reviewer. One of my complaints was the lack of story and character development but it seems like that stuff was left on the cutting room floor. Disappointing flick.
I agree with the review but, didn't enjoy it as much as the reviewer. One of my complaints was the lack of story and character development but it seems like that stuff was left on the cutting room floor. Disappointing flick.
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