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The Last Run
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Sep 19, 2007 By: Mathew Plale
The Last Run order
Director:
Jonathan Segal

Actors:
Fred Savage
Steven Pasquale
Erinn Bartlett

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WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
Under the advice of his womanizing friend, relationship-loving Steven (Savage) sets out to bed every broad in the LA area to get over his cheating girlfriend.
IS IT A GOOD MOVIE?
In 2002, Fred Savage shot heroin into his toe for Roger Avarys Rules of Attraction. In 2004s The Last Run, hes chasing more tail than the Rat Pack. This sure aint the Kevin Arnold I tuned into every Wednesday night as a youth

Savage might have a truly risky role in him, but Jonathan Segals direct-to-DVD dud is too self-conscious to be anything but obvious: the heartbroken schmoe gets dumped and pines for 90-some-odd minutes, receives a get laid pep-talk from his engaged, playboy pal (Rescue Mes Pasquale), gets rejected by a girl in a bar in front of her girlfriends, and finally beds every saline-titted chick in the LA bar/strip scene. It should be noted that the only stable, sympathetic characters (like Amy Adams fiance) are scarce and underused.

After a knife-twisting breakup and under the machismo-induced advice, accountant and overall swell guy Steven Goodson (Savage) transforms into a self-proclaimed Sexinator, a man so obsessed with his dick he becomes one; think Stiffler with a job. Ill make enough cash to go out every night, hit a strip club once a week, buy enough champagne and lapdances to pull a girl out of there. And so for the fat of the run, he spends more time in bars than Sam Malone and even more of the time in bed than John & Yokothough its legs, not peace hes bent on spreading.

This goes on until, through sheer coincidence (and Segal & Todd M. Camhes desperate pens), Steven bumps into thin-legged high school classmate and current 2nd grade teacher Amelia (Bartlett)then suddenly falls for her. Why? Well, every character needs an arc, even if Stevens resembles more of a sharp left. Not to spoil much of The Last Run, but on their maiden Valentines Day date, Steven cant keep it in his pants, and instead lands it in some skank in the restaurant bathroom.

By the end of this barbaric romp, we realize weve been run around in circles. Steven has learned nothing except that Im sorry, according to one of Amelias students is a near-guarantee lay. Its at least a blowjob, right?
THE EXTRAS
None.
FINAL DIAGNOSIS
Way I see it, you have two options for your Fred Savage fix: 1) Track down episodes of The Wonder Years; 2) Watch his scenes in The Rules of Attraction.
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