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The Legend of Awesomest Maximus
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Mar 26, 2012 By: Jason Adams
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Director:
Jeff Kanew

Actors:
Will Sasso
Kristanna Loken
Ian Ziering


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WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
A parody of a parody of the recent sword and sandal epics.
IS IT A GOOD MOVIE?
The National Lampoon name meant something at some point. ANIMAL HOUSE and the VACATION movies set the bar high, but its been a downward spiral pretty much ever since. And now weve come to this, THE LEGEND OF AWESOMEST MAXIMUS.

Sigh

The current year is 2012. This movie parodies GLADIATOR (2000), TROY (2004), and 300 (2007). Not only is it nearly a decade too late, but its painfully unfunny. The result is on par with, if not worse than a Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer movie. In fact, its like a spoof of MEET THE SPARTANS, their own 300 parody which itself was released in 2008. Are we reaching some meta-level of self-aware comedy that Im just not getting?

Or maybe the filmmakers behind AWESOMEST MAXIMUS (including Jeff Kanew, the director of REVENGE OF THE NERDS) are just that lazy. This is a movie made exclusively for infantile males with an immature sense of humor. The script throws everything it can against the wall in the hopes that something will stickgay jokes, dick jokes, racist jokes, handicapped jokes, incest jokes and non-stop cursing. (If you think saying bad words is automatically funny than this is the flick for you.) Characters have names like Awesomest, Testiclees, Hottessa and Minoritees (the token black guy, obviously). And everyone loves nudity, so of course theres modern strip clubs in ancient Rome. But the worst or the worst is a BRAVEHEART-style torture scene where the hero has obese naked women sit on his face.

Who would be sad enough to sign up for this crap? MadTVs Will Sasso stars as the title character. 47 year old former 90210 star Ian Ziering plays the least convincing Brad Pitt in TROY you could imagine. Even Kristaana Loken, who took some time off from her career with Uwe Boll, and Tony Cox, on loan from Friedberg/Seltzer, make appearances. But Rip Torn should be the most embarrassed, even more so than his DUIs or FREDDY GOT FINGERED. Even if he clearly just signed on because he gets to continually fondle hot women as they sit on his lap.
THE EXTRAS
A Trailer, featuring pull quotes from the actors themselves. Thats not sad at all.
FINAL DIAGNOSIS
Probably the worst thing to ever be associated with the National Lampoon name. The only reason this gets even half a star is because of the ample nudity.

Extra Tidbit: One of the guys from Comedy Centrals very funny Workaholics has a cameo here.
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