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The Painted Veil
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May 22, 2007 By: Mathew Plale
The Painted Veil order
Director:
John Curran

Actors:
Naomi Watts
Edward Norton
Liev Schreiber

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WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
After Dr. Walter Kane (Edward Norton) discovers his wife (Watts) to be unfaithful to their marriage, he takes her to cholera-infected China as a form of punishment.
IS IT A GOOD MOVIE?
Based on the novel by W. Somerset Maugham (which was turned into a 1934 Greta Garbo vehicle), John Currans The Painted Veil has the best of intentions. Its attempt to recreate the Hollywood films of yesteryear, however, comes off as brutally snobbish. It tries so hard to be a sincere adaptation that after youve finished the film, youll think youve read the entire novel. Somehow, someway, Veil wouldve worked much better as a painting.

So, the plotAfter finding his wife Kittys (Watts) stockings soiled by another man (the underused Schreiber), Dr. Walter Fane (Norton) takes his wife to China where a cholera epidemic has unleashed its painful, messy self. From here on out, its cholera this, cholera thatgee, I wonder if one of our main characters will be infected But then comes the soap operatic twist: Kittys pregnant! Whos the babys daddy? Is it Walters? Did it come from the devilishly handsome Charlie Townsend? Perhaps the milkman? Find out next time on Days of Our Lives

Look, who cares? Between Watts strutting around the nearby orphanage looking bored out of her pretty little head and Norton playing the stiff nobleman, what does the film offer? Veil is a failed tribute and nothing more. But, I suppose to reach some level of fairness, I should note that Watts isnt too bad hereif only Norton werent clutching to her drapes with his devastatingly manufactured performance. Norton is far better when hes less focused on his accent and more in tune with, well, anything else.

Towards the end of the film, Kitty runs into Charlie in London in a bitter take on the finale in Brief Encounter. The moment almost works, but falls short. We grow to expect that since this is kind of how the whole film runs itself. As much as The Painted Veil aims for a whiff of Hollywoods heyday, its hard to be timeless when the audience is checking their watch every ten minutes.
THE EXTRAS
A Trailer, but this seems like the kind of film Warner Independent would revisit somewhere down the road.
FINAL DIAGNOSIS
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Skip it. Even the romantic in you should hate this.
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