Charles Robert Carner
Larry the Cable Guy
WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
When a bumbling sheriff (thinks he) discovers a damsel in distress, he sees it as his only way into a position as an FBI agent.
IS IT A GOOD MOVIE?
There are three (3!) Billy Ray Cyrus references in Witless Protectionóthatís two more than any movie thatís come before. If thatís not enough reason for you to avoid it, then youíre hopeless.
Making Witless: The Cast on the Cast (12:10): The cast gathers to kiss the asses of Larry the Cable Guy and co-stars Ivana Milicevic, Yaphet Kotto, Jenny McCarthy, Eric Roberts, Peter Stormare, and Joe Mantegna. Clips and on-set footage is included.
Larryís Use of the Analogy (5:36): Larry, that witty, sleeveless genius, shares the art of his blue-collar analogies, many of which are heard in the movie.
The Musicians of Witless Protection (11:06): A small handful of musicians whose music was used in Witless Protection (including Peter Stormare and his band, Blonde from Fargo) sit down to discuss how their tracks made it to the soundtrack.
Previews and Promos round out the disc.
When I told my friends I got sent "the new Larry the Cable Guy movie" to review, they asked, "You just now got Delta Farce?" No one knows about Witless Protection for a reason...