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CAN: Ass-Tastic 08! May. 22, 2008
Source: JoBlo.com
by: The Arrow

The CANNES FILM FESTIVAL is about movies first and foremost, but it's also about the ladies. Gals with fine derrières if I may be so bold to add. In 2006 when I last attended this fine Film Festival, in this fine country, filled with lots of fine chick asses, I took it upon myself to go hunt for tail, but not with a shotgun, with a camera my friends, National Geography style you know? Well, this year, I've done it again. Now beach ass has been rare in these parts since its been raining every other day. I did what I could, for you... yes... for you. I give you Ass-Tastic Part Deux!


Hey! Its an ass no?


I wanna play chess on that ass!


Bumped up ass!


Two for one ass!


What an ass on that ass!


Cannes Party ass! Sorry about the blur, it was dark in there!


The one cheek up ass...ahhh...so cute...


It was love at first ass!


A Jack...ASS!


The peek-under ass!


Beach bum ass!


My fav ass!


Another look at my fav ass!


What the...?


Ass brochette anyone? (click for very big version).


Now THAT'S and mean THAT's AN ASSSS!

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The Arrow on May 24 2008, 4:35:27 PM writes:
I STAND BY IT!
If some people got offended by this story - GOOD! In this day and age of PC OVERLOAD I take it as a compliment. We like to have fun here at JoBlo.com, we're not Times Mag, so along with the regular slew of Cannes reviews, we do stuff like this to spice things up, I am personally proud of the piece (u try getting pics of girls asses without getting decked) and if I have anything to say about it, next year it will be CANNES BOOBS... he he he...
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Crimson_Kahuna on May 23 2008, 4:23:12 PM writes:
SORRY, I HAVE TO DISAGREE...
... I actually really love it when the sites Joblo & Arrow post misogynistic material. It's one of the reasons I visit the site. Keep up the good work. Pictures of hot, barely clothed women are always welcome! Enjoy the rest of Cannes guys.

Speaking of cans, how about some boob shots from Cannes? I mean, everybody loves breasts right? Get to work on some cans from Cannes. Thanks.
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theotherness on May 23 2008, 6:10:16 AM writes:

I really wish that all the very straight male-oriented sexual stuff of JoBlo.com were reserved for the MovieHotties site, and not plaguing these updates.

That said, wow, what asses.
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magicwizguy on May 22 2008, 9:27:46 PM writes:
I REALLY DON'T...
Ok, the only thing I hate about this site is like posting news about the most disgusting and perverted stuff! Seriously, be real men and get a life! This is just disgusting and really stupid!
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Goldenarmz on May 22 2008, 9:04:49 PM writes:
MEHHH
more like flat-tastic

and yes. kinda creepy
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ChinoMoreno7 on May 22 2008, 1:18:54 PM writes:

hahah cool..even if a lil creepy.
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porkchopexpress on May 22 2008, 8:32:49 AM writes:

Fant-ASS-tic
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Johnny Moreno on May 22 2008, 8:14:34 AM writes:

Hahahaha, Awesome! I laughed my ASS off with those funny ASS captions. Looking at all that ASS has got my ASS worked up in a frenzy.



Ass.
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