If X-Nightcrawler became a forklife driver

[slasherfan]

It could only turn out like this. Unfortunatly it's in German but it's pretty easy to figure out what's happening.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjyLJbcpDwU&search=fork%20lift

[Cronos]

hehe, i knew exactly what this was gonna be after reading the title.

it's hilarious

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Cronos
hehe, i knew exactly what this was gonna be after reading the title.

it's hilarious Not me . . . wtf.

Still. We all knew fork lifts are deadly. We all saw Final Destination 3. *waits for either idiot to rub the fact that I haven't SEEN SH yet on my face*

[syxxpac]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
*waits for either idiot to rub the fact that I haven't SEEN SH yet on my face*

... ...

...

Nah, I'll sit this one out.

P.S. Silent Hill sure is the tits.

[X-Nightcrawler]

And there's one of 'em. :D

[syxxpac]

Hey! I am NOT an idio-

*remembers who he is*

Right. Well... I've still seen SH and you haven't ;)

[Pandemoniac]

I recently got my forklift-driving papers and they showed that same video during the course. Hilarious! It really is made to be a informational instruction-video, but with a little twist. And I thought the Germans had little humor...

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
I recently got my forklift-driving papers and they showed that same video during the course. Hilarious! It really is made to be a informational instruction-video, but with a little twist. And I thought the Germans had little humor... That's hilarious and ironic at the same time.

[Pandemoniac]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
That's hilarious and ironic at the same time.

It is, and I must say that video's like that capture your attention a whole lot more compared to the standard lame 'do this, don't do this' instructions. Expecially when the course is on a saturdaymorning and your 5 cups of espresso short.
And despite the comedy approach on that video, It's content stuck to me better than the paperwork reading we had to do, making it a more efficient guide of 'what not to do'.

[doaflip]

Ah, the classic Forklift Driver Klaus. UK schmoes with a tendency for insomnia may remember Channel 4 used to show this late night all the time, along with a couple of other horror gem shorts.

Anybody else see those? There was one called "Beecher" I think about a man that finds a camera outside of a burning car and when he watches the tape, sees the last day of a suicidal man. And my favourite was an Aussie piece called "French Doors" which was just genius.