God warned Pat Robertson about tsunami

[TheDeadWalk]

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.

Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.

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THE END IS NIGH

I seriously think there are some severe chemical imbalances going on with this man.

[SIREN30]

Hey, if the man has that kind of pull with God-couldnt he just ask him to stop it? Or maybe he could use some of his hard-earned money to built huge walls around the coastline. ;)

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by SIREN30
Hey, if the man has that kind of pull with God-couldnt he just ask him to stop it? Or maybe he could use some of his hard-earned money to built huge walls around the coastline. ;)

No. Everyone's just supposed to move.

[SIREN30]

:D ROFL!

That won't cause any problems at all, will it?

[TheDeadWalk]

Originally posted by SIREN30
:D ROFL!

That won't cause any problems at all, will it?

Hell no. I just MacGyver'ed that shit for everyone.

[outsyder]

He'll probably be more accurate than the weather bureau.

[echo_bravo]

What a dick he didnt even help evacuate the people. Fucking pile of shit.

Does anyone remember the South Park episode featuring him? Funny shit

"Now its seems as if you are going to need a hydro-laser instead.."

[bigred760]

Of course, if a tsunami hits anywhere else, or some other kind of natural disaster happens - he'll just say that he "misheard" God or something. You know, he was just a "little off." But he still would've been right.

[electriclite]

So were him and God on the outs last summer? Because God didn't bother to tell him anything about record breaking hurricane season last year.

[bigred760]

Originally posted by electriclite
So were him and God on the outs last summer? Because God didn't bother to tell him anything about record breaking hurricane season last year.

Voicemail.

Knew about it too late.

[darchangel]

Originally posted by bigred760
Voicemail.

Knew about it too late.


So God couldn't just text him? What an inconsiderate ass.


I could see it now...


"OMG Pat where R U? I need 2 talk 2 U. U got my cellie #. - G.O.D."


Pat Robertson needs to stick to what he knows...interviewing ex-strippers who found Jesus because of Y2K...no really, he actually had a guest just like this.



~darchangel~

[The Postmaster General]

Obviously a Sprint subscriber.

[SIREN30]

Pat Robertson really needs your support. After all, God might start giving him permission to execute judgement-using the WEATHER.

(LOL-visualize Pat standing on a hilltip summoning the winds w/ his short little fingers)

[RicochetShaw]

Originally posted by echo_bravo
What a dick he didnt even help evacuate the people. Fucking pile of shit.



How exactly does one help evacuate people?

[SIREN30]

Originally posted by RicochetShaw
How exactly does one help evacuate people?

'With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility'...he'd have to figure out a way. :)