The Best Use of the Word "FUCK" in a movie.

[Funnyman]

Let losse.

[Squid Vicious]

Behold. (http://sammyldelivers.ytmnsfw.com/)

[martyds761]

Have to go w/ my fave

"I feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook." The Crow

May not be best, but it makes perfect sense to me.

[deftdelivery]

Easy.

Boondock Saints.

Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... fuck!

Connor: Well that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

[chinton]

what about the 25th Hour fuck speech.

[Deadite914]

tie

donnie darko & Boondock saints

Donnie: your such a fuckass
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuck ass? Well you can go suck a fuck!
Donnie: O, and how does one exactly suck a fuck?

[dalomini]

I have always giggled at this one from a veyr underrated movie, Mystery, Alaska.

[Mr. Walsh is shot]
John Biebe: You okay?
Mr. Walsh: No, I'm not okay! Do I look okay? The fucker shot me! What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck shithole town is this? I make a business call. I give him my card. And the hick-ass fucker shoots my foot off! Cock-fucking shit!

[Psychocandy]

This is simple. David Caruso in Session 9.

[outsyder]

"Fuckin' Chuck Norris."

[ChemicalRomance]

Originally posted by Psychocandy
This is simple. David Caruso in Session 9.

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo0ooOooooOOooU

[bob]

Nathan Fillion in Slither was good:

Well...that is some fucked-up shit.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Psychocandy
This is simple. David Caruso in Session 9. Dammit, beat me to it.

I don't know why but I also loved the following:

Jay: "You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Reco'nize. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Well, FUCK that."

From "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".

[bourahioro]

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, YOU are the ones who are the ball lickers, We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like whiny little bitches, once we get to Hollywood and find those Mirimax fucks who's making the movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit, that is made up of our shit that me made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next.....Love, Jay and Silent Bob



as well as :

fuck, fuck, fuck, mother motherfuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck, motherfuck, noinch, noinch, noinch, 1, 2, 1-2-3-4, noinch, noinch, noinch, smokin' whizz, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinking beers, drinkin' beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts, who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.....


Both of course from jay and Silent Bob strike back

[riotstarter]

This is from Sopranos, but it's still too cool to not even mention:

"You wanna talk rules? You wanna talk all that old-school bullshit? Then remember this rule: I am the motherfuckin'-fuckin' one who calls the shots!"

[starcat]

Originally posted by bourahioro
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, YOU are the ones who are the ball lickers, We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like whiny little bitches, once we get to Hollywood and find those Mirimax fucks who's making the movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit, that is made up of our shit that me made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next.....Love, Jay and Silent Bob



as well as :

fuck, fuck, fuck, mother motherfuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck, motherfuck, noinch, noinch, noinch, 1, 2, 1-2-3-4, noinch, noinch, noinch, smokin' whizz, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinking beers, drinkin' beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts, who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.....


Both of course from jay and Silent Bob strike back


took the words out of my fuckin mouth...:cool:

[chinton]

the fuck monlogue in 25th Hour is pretty brilliant.

[QUENTIN]

Originally posted by Deadite914


Donnie: your such a fuckass
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuck ass? Well you can go suck a fuck!
Donnie: O, and how does one exactly suck a fuck?

I always thought that was the worst scene in the movie. It's nonsensical, unrealistic, unfunny, and pointless if you ask me. Just poor, childish screenwriting.

I'd have to go with basically any utterance of the word by Joe Pesci in Raging Bull, GoodFellas, and Casino. Top prize would probably go to the "Did you fuck my wife?" scene in Bull.

[Tyler_Durden_208]

There's a few of my favorites.

Zeus: Wait a minute, wait a minute, it's a trick! I forgot about the man.
John McClane: Man? What man? Fuck the man!
--Die Hard With A Vengeance

Llyod: Mom?
Rose: Yes, dear?
Llyod: Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for 10 seconds?
--The Ref

But my favorite is:
"I'm so sick of this cowboy shit! You fuckin' ho-dump ho-dump MOTHERFUCKERS!"
-- The Collector, Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight

[ComeNightfall]

Wait until Snakes on a Plane comes out. Apparently Samuel L. Jackson will be saying "I want those motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane NOW!" :D

[A.J. Hakari]

SESSION 9 came to mind first. But although I can't remember the exact words said, TWO FOR THE MONEY had a great exchange between Pacino and McConaughey about how to use "fuck" properly.

[Monotreme]

YES, nobody posted this one yet:


Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!

"Planes, Trains and Automobiles" (John Hughes, 1987). The fact that the word wasn't used any time before in the movie makes this scene all the more memorable and funny.

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Scent of a Woman, in the court scene when Al Pacino says something like "AND FUCK YOU TOO!" to those two kids.

[JCPhoenix]

Can't think of a best use off the top of my head but for worst use I nominate the one f-word used in The Ring Two (speaking of which, why in the hell is the name The Ring Two and not The Ring 2?)...

"I'm not your FUCKING MOMMMY!!!!"

I thought it was absolutely hilarious.

[The Postmaster General]

[Bruce Willis in response to being called a cowboy]

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." - Die Hard


[Cruise and Kidman making amends]

Alice Harford: I do love you and you know there is something very important we need to do as soon as possible.

Dr. Bill Harford: What's that?

Alice Harford: Fuck. - Eyes Wide Shut


[as Guillermo Díaz' character quits his job at a fast food place, he points at each customer while talking]

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, [to old lady] you're cool [old lady gives thumbs up], and fuck you, I'm out!" - Half-Baked


[Pacino to the guy his wife is sleeping with, who is watching TV in Pacino's bed]

"[calmly] I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. [increasingly angry] BUT YOU DO NOT GET TO WATCH MY FUCKING TELEVISION SET!![picks TV up and walks out]" - Heat

[riotstarter]

That infamous Session 9 quote....somebody mind explaing which one you all are referring to?

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by riotstarter
That infamous Session 9 quote....somebody mind explaing which one you all are referring to? After they go look for Hank, they meet up at the staircase, Hank is missing. When they split up again and goes: "Hey *name*, FUCK YOU!" The awesome thing is the delivering and the closeup as he says it.

[jaw2929]

"PISS on this fucking TURD!" - Harvey Keitel in Reservoir Dogs

Lady: "What a hideous looking doll!"

Chucky: "Fuck you!" - Brad Douriff as Chucky in Child's Play


Man: Do you want me to pour this bottle of wine boss? (not sure what the exact line is)

Hopper's Character (Can't remember his name): NO! I want you to FUCK IT!!!!! - Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet

[Funnyman]

Peekaboo you fucks, you.

Joe Pesci in Casino

[starcat]

whoopie-fuckin-doo ... aliens

[dalomini]

Originally posted by Funnyman
Peekaboo you fucks, you.

Joe Pesci in Casino

haha i just fell out of my chair, forgot that one. touche

[Funnyman]

Yeah, but it's a sweet fuckin car

IN REFERENCE TO THE CAR BED in GRANDMAS BOY

[Deadite914]

butterfly effect

tommy(age 13): (to evan) What the fuck are you doing!!!?
Guy in line: Buying Popcorn. What the fuck are you doing?

that was fucking hilarious

[ilovemovies]

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker - Die Hard

Fit as a fucking fiddle - Wonder Boys

[Funnyman]

Would you just shut the fuck up and wash the fucking dishes?

-Waiting

[bigred760]

Damn, BubbaStrangelove took two of mine, but didn't get these:

Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull.

-Pulp Fiction


Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it?

-Snatch

Well I am... over-fuckin' whelmed.
-Heat

[blk_flower]

"shut the fuck up fat man, this ain't your fucking business"-pulp fiction

"the sarg is gone, get the fuck out of here."- aliens

"fuck you how about that."- scarface

"how do you fuck that up......HOW DO YOU FUCK THATTTT UPP!"- history of violence

"you one ugly muthafucker"- predator

"what the FUCK did I do wrong!"-total recall

"yteah fuck you too!!!" the thing

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Thanks, Trail_Blazer, I forgot about my favorite fuck but you reminded me of it.

Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet:

"Let's FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOOOOOOOVESSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Uh, oh...looks like it's time for another installment of....

THE MANY "FUCKS" OF FRANK BOOTH



http://www.nilsjnesse.com/images/frankbooth.jpg


"Baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck Blue Velvet!"

"Fuck you, you fucking fuck!"

"Don't be a good neighbor anymore to her. I'll have to send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You recieve a love letter from me, and you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!"


and a usage of the word "fuck" that I always love to hear....

"Don't toast to my health, toast to my fuck!"

I love it when fuck is used as a noun.

[FilmKing2000]

Joe Pesci in Goodfellas. Every single time he says the word "fuck", he owns it.

http://www.cinema-scene.com/images/gba/Brando90/suppactor-goodfellas.jpg

[eiker_ir]

- Jay: what buzz?
- Affleck: the internet buzz...
- Jay: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET???

[ElderPredator]

A classic "Fuck" moment from GET SHORTY

Ray Barboni (Dennis Farina) sitting on the toilet.

The phone rings once....

Ray: "Fuck"

The phone rings again.......

Ray: "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.........."

I nearly pissed myself the first time I saw that.

[bigred760]

Another one that always gets a laugh outta me:

Speed:

Jack: "Fuck me."
Stephens (who's relaying everthing Jack says over the phone): ". . . oh darn."

[ElderPredator]

That was a funny one, another classic I love is:

The Last Boyscout

Jimmy: "Say man, you ever play ball? You've got a good build.

Joe: "What are you a fag?"

Jimmy: "No, I'm just trying to break the ice".

Joe: "I like ice, leave it the fuck alone."

Jimmy: "You're a lot of fun to be with."

Joe: "Fuck you!"

The Last Boyscout is the best of the best!

[Monotreme]

Alright, this isn't a nomination for best use of the word in any movie, but still, this just came to my mind, from the recent Wedding Crashers:

Jeremy: "The proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me."

First of all... the mere concept of "eye-fucking" is genius on its own. But it's Vince Vaughn's delivery of this line that was so spot-on, I just completely burst out laughing. Near-well fell off my chair.

Now for a real nomination for best use of the word in a movie:

The Dude: "God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?"

Walter: "This is what happens when you FUCK a stranger in the ass!"

Walter: "Shomer fucking shabbos."

Obviously, from Big Lebowski.

[Tuukka]

Marla Singer:

"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

[therealjohng]

"Shut the fuck up Donnie."

[jaw2929]

Originally posted by Brando @$$ Fat
and a usage of the word "fuck" that I always love to hear....

"Don't toast to my health, toast to my fuck!"

I love it when fuck is used as a noun.

LMAO!!!! Man, I'm almost crying here Brando! I totally forgot that one, that's fucking HILARIOUS!!! :D

[Funnyman]

I want these fucking snakes off this motherfuckin plane.

Will be my new favorite in about 2 months times.

[sarah1980]

Originally posted by blk_flower
"how do you fuck that up......HOW DO YOU FUCK THATTTT UPP!"- history of violence


:D :D

[ilovemovies]

Originally posted by bigred760
Another one that always gets a laugh outta me:

Speed:

Jack: "Fuck me."
Stephens (who's relaying everthing Jack says over the phone): ". . . oh darn."


HAHA! How could I forget about that one! I love that line! :D

[Shockwave]

"Yippie ki-yay mother FUCKER!" - Die Hard

[nachogrande]

Originally posted by Monotreme
YES, nobody posted this one yet:


Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!

"Planes, Trains and Automobiles" (John Hughes, 1987). The fact that the word wasn't used any time before in the movie makes this scene all the more memorable and funny.

That is my fave as well

[Funnyman]

One that I always laugh at is in Clerks.

Fuck your Yankee Blue Jeans

LOL. I laugh just thinking about.............

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BERSERKER
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK
BERSERKER

[dennisv]

Originally posted by Monotreme
YES, nobody posted this one yet:


Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!

"Planes, Trains and Automobiles" (John Hughes, 1987). The fact that the word wasn't used any time before in the movie makes this scene all the more memorable and funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEqNhllFx6E&search=Planes%2C%20Trains%2C%20and%20Automobiles

[SweetEnLow]

Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!

[SweetEnLow]

You're saying I would cut off a chicken's head? Stick my dick in it? Fuck it... .And go "Aah"? You accuse me of fucking a chicken, motherfucker?

- The Devil's Rejects

[Funnyman]

I forgot about the Boondock Saints Funnyman FUCKIN WHAT THE FUCK speech....

I GUESS THE FUCKING SMOG IS THE FUCKING REASON YOU HAVE SUCH BEAUTIFUL FUCKING SUNSETS.

-Ray Bones

[deadguy76]

Blue Velvet:

Frank Booth: Raymon where's the fuckin' beers man?

Raymond: Right here do you want me to pour 'em?

Frank Booth: No I want you to Fuck 'em!!

[dalomini]

Shaun: FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!!!!!!

~Shaun of the Dead

[Sigur509]

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull

[Funnyman]

You are one ugly motherfucker......

Best thread ever. LMFAO

[FilmBuff84]

"Tantric? What the fuck is tantric?" - Seann William Scott, AMERICAN PIE 2

"Fuck you, and fuck you" - Jared Leto, PANIC ROOM (The way he says it is classic)

And Lou Diamond Phillips using it in pretty much every sentence in THE BIG HIT.

[CreeperBEATNGU]

"I'm not your fucking mommy!" - Naomi Watts in The Ring Two

[mikemuncer]

South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut

Cartman: "what's the big deal, it doesn't hurt anybody, FUCK FUCKEDY FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

Mr Garrisson: "ERIC!!!!!!"

Stan: "Dude, you can't say fuck in school you fuckin fatass!!"

Mr Garrisson: "STAN!"

Kyle: "Dude, you just said fuck agin!"

Mr Garisson: "KYLE!!!"

Kenny: "Fuck."

Mr Garrisson: "KENNY!!!!"

"That's it, how would you kids like to see the school counsellor?"

Cartman - "How would you like to suck my balls???"

[nachogrande]

Anchorman

http://www.cinemovies.fr/images/data/films/Pfilm2286879908782.jpg

" And I'm Ron Burgundy, go fuck yourself San Diego."

[Codename 47]

"There's a fucking rocket in him sir" Black Hawk Down

Oh and "Shut the fuck up Charles" I'm the Juggernaut Bitch

[Slim_JGE]

The Big Lebowski

Walter: "Fuck it dude, let's go bowl'n."

[Sheriff Wydell]

Glengarry Glen Ross easily. 25th Hour had the most powerful, and Blue Velvet's Frank was hilarious too, as was Bobby Peru in Wild at Heart.

Glengarry Glen Ross:

Pacino: "Patel?!?! Ravadahm Patel?!?! How am I going to make a living on these deadbeat wogs?! Where'd you get this from, a morgue? What's the fuckin' point in any case!? What's the point? I gotta argue with you? I gotta knock heads with the cops? I'm busting my balls to sell you dirt to fucking deadbeats, I come back, you can't even manage to keep the contracts safe. I got to go out and close them again. What the fuck am I wasting my time... Fuck this shit!"

Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. That's my name.

Dave Moss: Fuck the Machine? Fuck the Machine? FUCK THE MACHINE!!!!!!

Blake: Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids.

[moviemaniac8210]

Originally posted by SweetEnLow
You're saying I would cut off a chicken's head? Stick my dick in it? Fuck it... .And go "Aah"? You accuse me of fucking a chicken, motherfucker?

- The Devil's Rejects


Right on! Here are a couple more of my favorites from The Devil's Rejects:

Otis: Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit 'cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.


And can'f forget:

Baby: I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
Roy Sullivan: Would you say that again?
Baby: I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
[mutual laughter]
Roy Sullivan: Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
Baby: Trust me, fella. That ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.

[martyds761]

Originally posted by Tuukka
Marla Singer:

"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." What movie is this? I can't recall.

[Tweek]

Originally posted by bourahioro
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, YOU are the ones who are the ball lickers, We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like whiny little bitches, once we get to Hollywood and find those Mirimax fucks who's making the movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit, that is made up of our shit that me made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next.....Love, Jay and Silent Bob



as well as :

fuck, fuck, fuck, mother motherfuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck, motherfuck, noinch, noinch, noinch, 1, 2, 1-2-3-4, noinch, noinch, noinch, smokin' whizz, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinking beers, drinkin' beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts, who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.....


Both of course from jay and Silent Bob strike back


YES!

[Tweek]

Originally posted by martyds761
What movie is this? I can't recall.

Fight Club


one of my favorites from fight club is when tyler says to the police chief(?):

Do not fuck with us.

[Savage Henry]

The Bible says "Thou shalt not kill." But hear this: FUCK THAT SHIT!
-Jarhead

[The FamilyJulas]

"Hey fuckos, let's go for a ride."
Jimmy Conway, GoodFellas

[Deadite914]

Pete: It's four in the fucking morning!
Shaun: It's Saturday!
Pete: No. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours cuz every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
Ed: Fuck, yeah!

[bigred760]

Just thought of another of my faves:

"Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

-Die Hard with a Vengeance

[Antonio]

Jamie Lee Curtis in HALLOWEEN: H20

[Bourne101]

Son punches the living shit out the bully.

Son
Who's laughin' now, you mother fucking, cocksucking piece of shit.

-A History of Violence



JAY
I feel good today, Silent Bob.
We're gonna make some money! And
then you know what we're going to
do? We're going to go to that party
and get some pussy! I'm gonna fuck
this bitch, that bitch...
(Blue Velvet Hopper)
I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

SILENT BOB points to something off-screen.

JAY
(to O.C.)
What you looking at?! I'll kick
your fucking ass!
(to SILENT BOB)
Doesn't that motherfucker still owe
me ten bucks?

SILENT BOB nods.

9.


JAY
Tonight, you and me are going off
that fucker's head, and take out
his fucking soul! Remind me if he
tries to buy something from us, to
cut it with leafs and twigs...or
fucking shit in the motherfucker's
bag!

Some girls walk past. JAY smiles at them.

JAY
Wa sup sluts?
(to SILENT BOB)
Damn Silent Bob! You one rude
motherfucker! But you're cute as
hell.
(slowly drops to knees)
I wanna go down on you, and suckle
you.
(makes blow job neck-jerks)
And then, I wanna line up three
more guys, and make like a circus
seal...

JAY makes blow job faces down an imaginary line of guys,
looking quite like a performing seal. He throws a little
humming sound behind each nod. He then hops up quickly.

JAY
Ewwww! You fucking faggot! I
fucking hate guys!
(yelling)
I LOVE WOMEN!


-Clerks

Definitly the best scene of fucks ever!

[Lost in Space]

Originally posted by Monotreme
YES, nobody posted this one yet:


Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!

"Planes, Trains and Automobiles" (John Hughes, 1987). The fact that the word wasn't used any time before in the movie makes this scene all the more memorable and funny.


Ah you fucker you stole my fucking line you fucking fuck, im just kidding, i love you. In all seriousness that has to be the winner.

[ElderPredator]

Classics:

Predator - Jesse Ventura says, "What the fuck?!" (It's hilarious the way he says it.)

[Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back[/B] Jay says, "Fuck the police, fuck fuck fuck the police. Yo yo fuck the police. Fuck fuck fuck the police. Yo fuck 'em! (Hilarious!)

Die Hard 2 - John McClane says, "But now, I gotta crawl around is some fucking tin can." (His delivery is hilarious.)

Event Horizon - Mr. Smith says, "I haven't seen anything but I will tell you, this ship is fucked!" (Loved his delivery.)

Scarface - Sosa says, "I told you a long time ago, you fucking little monkey, not to FUCK ME!" (So awesome!)

Private Parts - Moti says, "Good, fuck you, you cunt. Fuck you 1000%. Fuck you till your asshole is like a donkey's asshole." (I nearly pissed myself when I heard this.)

Pulp Fiction - Butch says, "Shit. Of all the fucking things she could fucking forget, she forgets my father's watch." (Loved his delivery of the line, he looks so pissed.)

Reservoir Dogs - Mr. White says, "Piss on this fucking turd!" (So awesome!)

Face-Off - Troy yells at the characters, "FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!!" (Really great emotion in it.)

Heartbreak Ridge - Highway says, "It's a cluster-fuck!" (Awesome line and Eastwood delivers the best!)

There are so many but I'm done for now.

[jason statham]

" Here`s some advice for you : Shut the fuck up " - Midnight Run

[JAdamBrooks]

Boondock Saints

Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... fuck!

The Big Lebowski

The Dude: You fucked it up, you fucked it up!!!!!


A History of Violence

John Hurt: How do you FUCK that up? How do you Fuck that up!!!

[bigred760]

Just saw Van Wilder and this line was just awesome; delivered by the late great Paul Gleason:

McDoogle: This is some pad Wilder... Decorated in early fuck!

[Cyd V]

Jason Lee in Drawing Flies

'Don't ever touch my fucking map!'

[powersauce]

That Planes,Trains,& Automobiles monologue always comes to mind for me.

[JackassFan]

Most of the lines in Scarface have it. But my faves (from Scarface) are:

Tony Montana: You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

Tony Montana: I got ears, ya know. I hear things.
Frank Lopez: Yeah? What do you hear about Echevierra and the Diaz brothers? What about them? What about Caspar Gomez? What is he gonna do when you start moving 2000 keys?
Tony Montana: Fuck Caspar Gomez! And fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck 'em all! I bury those cockroaches!

Elvira: Can't you stop saying fuck all the time?

[evildeadman]

Leo Getz: They fuck you with cell phones. That's what it is. They're fuckin' you with the cell phone. They love it when you get cut off. Y'know why, huh? You know why? 'Cause when you call back - -which they know you're gonna do. - -they charge you for that fuckin' first minute again at that high rate.

Leo Getz: They fuck ya, they fuck ya, they fuck ya.

Joe Pesci Lethal Weapon 4


Lee Butters: You have the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up, okay? You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we'll provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill ya!

Chris Rock Lethal Weapon 4

Leo tries to find his bags on Roger's boat]
Leo: Okay, you said "aft," right?
Roger Murtaugh: A-F-T. Aft.
Leo: That's a fucking word?
Roger Murtaugh: In the back of the cabin on the right side, Leo.
Leo: Well, why didn't you say that in the first place, ROGER? I love these people. Put them around boats and water and all of the sudden everything becomes fucking nautical. "Astern. Avast you landlubbers. Man the bilge pumps." Pump your fucking ass.

Looking at a corpse]
Butters: Ah, shit. He's dead, man. He's fuckin' dead, man. Yeah, this is how he wanted to come to America, right? Where was he, in The Killing Section? This guy's been shot 4 times. At close range, like he was executed.
Roger Murtaugh: He WAS executed.
Martin Riggs: Yeah, by the crew.
Butters: What the FUCK, man? We got people gettin' killed left, right and center in this town; now we're IMPORTING victims? Hey, gangbangers wanna kill each other? No problem. You or me, one of us gets shot? Hey, occupational hazard. But just a normal guy, THIS fuckin' guy? What the fuck did he ever do to anybody? That ain't right.



also from Lethal Weapon 4

[john_rambo]

first off 2 i dont even have to quote... the one in every die hard, and snakes on a plane... but ahnold is hilarious every time he says it here are a couple

Commando

[Cooke aims a gun at Matrix]
Cooke: Fuck you, asshole!
[Cooke squeezes the trigger, but the gun clicks empty]
Matrix: Fuck *you*, asshole.

End of Days

Jericho Cane: Fuck... you!
[throws Satan out of a few-stories-high window]

(mainly because of what he does after he says it this time)

oh and the icing on the cake is...

The 6th Day

Adam Gibson: You should clone yourself while you're still alive.
Drucker: So I can get a perspective on your situation?
Adam Gibson: No, so you can fuck yourself!

[Cermond]

-"I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from? " - Snatch

-"Hold on! No fucking way! You fuckin' notice this? I got fuckin' shot! I got fuckin' shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin' money; I got shot fuckin' picking it up. I've been up for thirty-six fucking hours! I'm taking' that fuckin' car! That fucker's mine! You fucking asshole!" - Fargo

[NathanRomano]

I don't know if this was said but....

Colin Sullivan: Yeah, Pull that trigger and see what happens

Billy Costigan: What would happen is this bullet would go through your fucking brain!

[Lazy Boy]

"Fuck you, fuckball." - Get Shorty

[EZM22]

And Lou Diamond Phillips using it in pretty much every sentence in THE BIG HIT.

Just about to mention this one. I love it when he says "Shut the fuck up" before slamming a car door. The delivery makes it great.

Any time Samuel L. Jackson uses the word.

80% of the dialogue in GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS. ("Fuck you, that's my name!")

[sarah1980]

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."


nuff said :D

[Bourne101]

Jules: I am the foot fucking master! - Pulp Fiction


Scary Movie 3:

Box of crayons flys across the classroom

Brenda (teacher): Now who the fuck did that!


Scary Movie 2:

James Woods sees the exorcist girl spin her head around as he's going in to perform the exorcism.

James Woods: Fuck this!

[Bittersweet]

As people have said, 25th Hour.

[xseanymacx]

American Psycho (after getting kicked in the mouth): "Not in the face. Not in the FUCKING face!!"

Office Space: "Fucking A."

Boondock Saints: "You insignifi-CUNT little FUCK."

Boondock Saints: "Wyatt Fucking Erp!"

The Departed: "I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury you fucking cocksucker. This is gonna be fucking fun!"

Old School: "If you tell anybody about this, I'll FUCKING kill you!"

Talladega Nights: "Chew Big Red or fuck you!"

[xseanymacx]

Here's the bit from 25th Hour in case people haven't seen it (it's damn long)

"Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place."

[Terror Australis]

Here is your winner right here!

"Get offa me. I wanna see what's up. What the fuck is this shit? Who the fuck are you, lady? Why the fuck did you hug my head?"
"Quite a little mouth on him, isn't there?"
"What the fuck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking?"
"I believe the answers that you seek lie within my companion's eyes."
"What the fuck does that mean? Has everyone gone fuckin' nuts? What the fuck happened to that guy's head? I want some answers."
- Jay (Jason Mewes) and Metatron (Alan Rickman), DOGMA

[arto_j]

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza!?

Fucking hilarious. Best line in the movie, if you ask me.

[biff_debris]

I don't believe I saw it, and can't believe it -- but my all-time fave is in The Thing, when Norris' head detaches from his body, slides off the examination table, lashes its tongue at the leg of a desk, drags itself under, sprouts eyestalks and spider-legs and skitters out the door as Palmer says:

"You gotta be fucking kidding..."

Which is supposedly screenwriter Bill Lancaster's response to first finding out about the sequence from Rob Bottin and John Carpenter. I bust out laughing every time.

[Natty]

My personal favourite:

"Karloff...Sidekick...FUCK YOU!" (Bela Lugosi, Ed Wood)

And this comes in 2nd place:

After shooting Alberto in the head,
"I told you, no fuckin' kids! No, but you wouldn't listen! Well, you stupid fuck! Look at you now." (Tony Montana, Scarface)

Ones previously mentioned are all great as well.

[SAI]

I'll do a list of all time faves a bit later but here's one I just saw that I REALLY liked

Noreen: (Hope Davis)... you are a blue ribbon fuck.
The Weather Man

Lots of good dialogue in there but her delivery on that line is perfect.

[Digifruitella]

first one that came to mind

"I'll have a Mai-Tai on all you Goomba fucks!" - Running Scared

[JasonBourne]

This is simple. David Caruso in Session 9.

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo0ooOooooOOooU

Totally my favorite!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwSYBMLTbWY&feature=related

[acorvey]

I love that moment in The Aviator when Juan Trippe (played by Alec Baldwin) realizes he can't compete with Howard Hughes any longer and utters that single, defeated fuck. It has a weight to it that surpasses any of Pesci's diatribes in both Goodfellas and Casino.

[arto_j]

I love that moment in The Aviator when Juan Trippe (played by Alec Baldwin) realizes he can't compete with Howard Hughes any longer and utters that single, defeated fuck. It has a weight to it that surpasses any of Pesci's diatribes in both Goodfellas and Casino.

I forgot about that, but you're right. That may just be the greatest "fuck" there is...Baldwin does it perfectly.

[m_burlock]

That Planes,Trains,& Automobiles monologue always comes to mind for me.


YES!! Especially when he finishes his rant and she says "Your fucked!".

[acorvey]

YES!! Especially when he finishes his rant and she says "Your fucked!".

That reminds me of Clooney's "You're so fucked!" at the end of Michael Clayton.

[reddwarffan]

boondock saints