Paris Hilton's "Stars are blind" video on mtv.com

[moviemaniac8210]

Looks like the video's out and it's all over www.mtv.com. It's number one on the website, what do you all think of it?

[Mentiroso]

I think she, just like other artists/labels, paid a large sum of money to get her coverage and air time. Plain and simple.

[BorderEevilIII]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeviLRfj6II





OH GAWD.....

Looks like the stylings of Madonna & Kylie Minogue Collided into one here in this video interpetation of this still HORRIBLE LYRICS.....

I lost count how many times she would flirt w/ her hair each time she looks at the camera. All I am getting is skanky ho to the left..... skanky ho to the right

Is that K-Fed?!?!? OH NO just some model that LOOKS LIKE HIM....


Paris sexiness just bats ZERO here..... Looks like she snorted some lines if ya know what I mean... :D

[bigred760]

Damn, I thought the song was bad - I couldn't even make it through end of the thing - again.

Stars are Blind

Apparently so is the director of this video.

I've seen some bad lip-synching in my time, but DAMN!!! And is anyone else feel sorry for that guy having to feel her up in the video. I hope he washed his hands after the "job" was over.

[RustyRazor]

....that was THE MOST RIDICULOUS FUCKING thing I've seen in almost 34 years of my life.

She ripped off Madonna, Chris Issac AND she made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

I smell a Milli Vanilli swerve here too.
I want to see this bitch sing live (it will be very painful, I know).
I think she's lip syncing to someone else and lumbering around on a video set (I've seen buffalos that had more grace than this skank!)

Sad news:

The young man in the video with her had to be treated shortly after filming for an overdose of Valtrex and Tan In A Can after cavorting with Paris, absorbed through his skin during the shoot.

Our thoughts and prayers are with him.

It's No.1 on the website.
So was Tom Green's "My Bum" song.
(No offense to Tom Green fans, but I'm just saying)

This just proves one thing:

Money makes the world go 'round and no matter how many communicable diseases you carry, you too can embarrass your friends and family on a nationwide scale.

Good job, you cock eyed ho.

[bigred760]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
Sad news:

The young man in the video with her had to be treated shortly after filming for an overdose of Valtrex and Tan In A Can after cavorting with Paris, absorbed through his skin during the shoot.

Our thoughts and prayers are with him.


LMFAO


I smell a Milli Vanilli swerve here too.
I want to see this bitch sing live (it will be very painful, I know).
I think she's lip syncing to someone else and lumbering around on a video set (I've seen buffalos that had more grace than this skank!)


Can anybody say . . . "Ashley Simpson on SNL?" Anybody? Bueller?

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by bigred760


LMFAO



Can anybody say . . . "Ashley Simpson on SNL?" Anybody? Bueller?


I'm just counting the days til the scandal.

Bueller...nice one.:D

[kewljoe]

LOL id still hit bitch can suck like hoover!!!

[moviemaniac8210]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
she made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

I think we all just did :(
The video is just as gut wrenching as the lyrics. The way she grinds on that poor palm tree and then pushes that guys face to her tits, makes me just cringe.

Paris lyrics:

"I, can't count how many guys-that fucked me like you do..
and I, can't hide how many times- I've been ass plugged by you..
Some other guys just want me on top to ride-
but only you see my outbreaks inside-
ohh oh
even though the vaccine's working, even though i'm not cured yet..
if you show me your shit baby, i'll show you mine...
got a real sore and infection, got a pretty big pussy too-
so let's get together baby, let's see what spreading can dooo-
maybe i'll give it to you.."

[bigred760]

Originally posted by kewljoe
LOL id still hit bitch can suck like hoover!!!

http://www.horroria.com/i/nstills/17/83/1783/1783-16727.jpg

"Did you understand a single word of what he just said?"

[BorderEevilIII]

Paris = SCANDAL?!?

I thought her score card be filled by now. :D

[Scarfather]

Doesn't even fucking sound like her (watch her singing, and I use that term lightly, at Hugh Hefner's shindig, her voice is crackly as fuck, no tone, pitch). If she ever sings live (she won't) she'll be found, and nothing will happen because she has money.

[ComeNightfall]

Does the public really need another pop tart that sounds like she's sucking on helium? Just when I thought we were done with Britney Spears.

[bigred760]

Originally posted by ComeNightfall
Does the public really need another pop tart that sounds like she's sucking on helium? Just when I thought we were done with Britney Spears.

Do we need another pop tart princess? No.

Will that stop anybody from actually releasing more pop tart princesses? No.

[Tuukka]

It's a very catchy song. Goes on for too long, thought. It's a 3-minute song stretched to 4 minutes. I could swear this tune is copying cues straight from some other song. It sounded too immediately familiar.

Anyway, I liked it.

Paris is hot. Skanky, but hot.

[moviemaniac8210]

Originally posted by Tuukka
It's a very catchy song

I suppose it is catchy concidering it's the same beat and rythem all the way through the god damn thing

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
I suppose it is catchy concidering it's the same beat and rythem all the way through the god damn thing



:D

I thought part of my skull was collapsing, but thank you, MM, that explained it.

(Hey, I' m just saying if they used this sond to drive Noreiga out of captivity, he would ran screaming out of the building as soon as he heard the first few lines....)

[Tuukka]

Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
I suppose it is catchy concidering it's the same beat and rythem all the way through the god damn thing

Well, it's using a pseudo-reggae beat, so of course it's the same from beginning to the end.

[Mentiroso]

Originally posted by Tuukka
It's a very catchy song.
Paris is hot.


If by catchy song you mean that by listening to it, you will catch one of many STDs thn I agree.

And if you mean hot, like she will burn you with her Gonorrea, then yes I agree again.

[Tuukka]

You know, I think this song has a good change of becoming a hit. You go, girl!

Paris rocks!

[someguy]

It'll be easy to see why people will like this.

More $$$ + more time = Better production

And I think we can pretty much agree that no matter how bad you are, with the right producer you can sound good. Plus it's taken almost a year or two for this album to really get done completely, I'm sure that they've spent all this time auto tuning the fuck out of her voice and adding tons of stuff to dress the thing up nice.

The song sounds good, but that's it. It SOUNDS good. I don't like the song, but I'll still give kudos to the producer for managing to make Paris Hilton sound a tiny bit listenable.

[NuclearMisfit]

I would have rather heard the songs of the Sirens!!! Jesus Christ! I was waiting for the video to bust out with the night vision all of a sudden.

[moviemaniac8210]

I wish I could get that 3 minutes and 54 seconds of my life back:(

[moviemaniac8210]

Seems like she's always letting something slip!:rolleyes:

[thedudeman69]

She sounds like a shitty Christina Aguliara.

[Raoul Duke]

It goes on for sooooo long.

It's painfully obvious that her voice has been reworked to the most extreme degree.

The lyrics suck, she's a monster, hopefully this will end up being another nail in the coffin to end her 15 minutes..And that's it.

[daddiefatsacks]

the stuff i would eat out of her ass

[bigred760]

Originally posted by thedudeman69
She sounds like a shitty Christina Aguliara.

That's kind of redundant, isn't it?

[Spidey]

I knew that mouth was good for something other than dick sucking!
pity it wasn't for singing though...


Probably MORE dick sucking

[moviemaniac8210]

Originally posted by Spidey
Probably MORE dick sucking

How could you use her name and dick sucking in the same sentence? Shame on you, she would never do that;)

[bigred760]

Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
How could you use her name and dick sucking in the same sentence? Shame on you, she would never do that;)

She's too busy answering her phone. :D

[The Heart Collector]

Originally posted by daddiefatsacks
the stuff i would eat out of her ass

[ComeNightfall]

Here is the promo pic for her new video.

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/367/wig21uu.jpg

Now if those walls don't scream out "bordello!"

[Mr.HyDe807]

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/367/wig21uu.jpg

Paris Hilton- Spread it like you mean it

Watched at least 10 seconds of that video when i realized that it was burning my eyes out

That video is the equivalency of passing a kidney stone!

Have a good night:D

[RustyRazor]

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/367/wig21uu.jpg

Okay, burn that chair.
Burn the wall behind her.
The floor? Incinerate it.
Come on, people! Trying to contain disease here! This is serious business! We were too late to stop them from shipping out "Stars Are Blind...So I'll Torture Them With This CD", but we WILL contain what we can!
Let's move!

[<3mekthx]

Thats hot.

[darchangel]

Originally posted by <3mekthx
Thats hot.


I wondered how long it would be before someone said it. ;)


~darchangel~

[NuclearMisfit]

Bah Ripoff

Proof this bitch is unoriginal (http://uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=3536)

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
Bah Ripoff

Proof this bitch is unoriginal (http://uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=3536)


Not very surprised.
Don't believe it's her singing either.
Let's see her perform it live.
(Yeah, my ears will bleed, but I need to prove a point. I'll take one for the team.)

[bigred760]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
Not very surprised.
Don't believe it's her singing either.
Let's see her perform it live.
(Yeah, my ears will bleed, but I need to prove a point. I'll take one for the team.)

To be honest, I don't care if it's her voice or not. I don't want to hear her or anybody else singing it.

[moviemaniac8210]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
Yeah, my ears will bleed, but I need to prove a point. I'll take one for the team

you're a brave man, thanks :D