Paris hit and run caught on tape

[moviemaniac8210]

Hey all, here's a bit of news I came apon today. Enjoy!

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1658910

Heiress Hits and Runs
By TMZ.COM STAFF
(June 9, 12:10PM ET) -- Paris Hilton hit a parked car causing damage, then left without leaving a note -- a violation of California law, and it's all on video.
It happened Thursday after a shopping spree in trendy Robertson Blvd in L.A. with her new BFF, Kim Kardashian . After loading her shopping bags into the trunk of her Range Rover, Hilton says good-bye to Kardashian and starts to back out of the parking spot without her seat belt on -- another violation of law.

Hilton checks her mirrors and looks around, but apparently doesn't notice the parked Honda Civic behind her and slams into the bumper, causing damage to both vehicles.

Hilton then exits the public parking structure without leaving a note with her contact information, which is a misdemeanor under California law, punishable by as much as six months in jail.

This latest incident is just another in a series of Hilton-related car mishaps.

Last November the hotel heiress was involved in yet another hit and run, which TMZ caught on tape, when her then boyfriend Stavros Niarchos crashed Hilton's Bentley into a parked truck and then drove off. Additionally, TMZ has video of eight instances, since May 1, where Hilton drives away in her car sans seat belt. While as far as we can determine, she has never been cited. If she had, the fines would total $1682. BTW, Thursday's incident brings the count (of driving without a seat belt) to nine.

Also this week, Hilton illegally parked in a handicapped spot outside Matt Leinart's apartment.

TMZ checked official parking records in LA and Beverly Hills and found since January, Hilton has been cited 6 times for various violations.

TMZ put a call into Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz. Our call was not immediately returned.

Source: TMZ.com

[thedudeman69]

That bitch deserves to go to jail for crimes against humanity after releasing Stars Are Blind. :mad:

[Scorpio24]

I would love to think the spoilt little slut will get in trouble for this but i'm sure Daddy will buy her out of trouble

[gorysnoopy]

^^Of course:rolleyes:

[outsyder]

Hence why we need more costumed vigilantes . . . .

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by outsyder
Hence why we need more costumed vigilantes . . . .


Amen to that.

I'll be Scorp man.

Bend my legs up behind me and kick people to death in a stinging action.


Now where the fuck is Alba?

[RustyRazor]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/SouthPark812.gif

"Hi, I'm Paris Hilton and stuff? I just wanted to come outand explain about the recent alligator...alligory...is that a word? It is? A big word too. That's hot. Anyway, all these people saying I hit that car the other night and stuff? It's not true. I was at a promotional party for my new hit album "SARS is Blind" and...what?...oh yeah, "Stars Are Blind" and I was nowhere near the corner of Robertson and Wilshire at 12:10PM belting down my fifth bottle of Dewars Black Label."

"It was a look a like, and stuff, and she's been making my life a living hell recently...*sniff, sob* and I have just been trying to bring a little happiness to the people of this world that aren't as rich and as sexy as me. I am sexy...uh huh! I have a remake on my new album "Scars Are Mine"...what?...oh yeah, "Stars Are Blind" that that Scottish guy Rob Sturgess recorded a few years ago."

"Anyway, thanks to all of my fans for supporting me and I want all four of you to know...you're hot."

"I am completely innocent of all charges...I know you took care of the police already, daddy...oh, I know where I want to start the promotional tour for my new album. The Sun. Well, buy me one of those space shuttle thingees. I've got to perform there...cause it's hot."

- Paris "Curl Up and Die Already" Hilton

[outsyder]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Amen to that.

I'll be Scorp man.

Bend my legs up behind me and kick people to death in a stinging action.


Now where the fuck is Alba?


Exactly. Park in a handicapp spot . . . . and get your head blown off.

The system works.

[riotstarter]

That was my car she hit!!

[Scarfather]

I'm sure NOTHING will happen to her, just like last time, and the one before theat, and those other 485757383638 ones.

[deadguy76]

Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
Hey all, here's a bit of news I came apon today. Enjoy!

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1658910
While as far as we can determine, she has never been cited. If she had, the fines would total $1682. BTW, Thursday's incident brings the count (of driving without a seat belt) to nine.
Rich white girls never go to jail. Also in California it's perfectly legal to kill your wife if you're a celebrity.

[BorderEevilIII]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTwTXk19-7E





HAHA!


What a DUMB bitch!

Being what she is..... She is gonna get off scott free....
If the woman be hitting my car i'd be hunting her down. What an idiot for taking off... She never heard of getting da fuk out of the car and getting IN TOUCH w/ her insurance company? HELLO?!?!?! Leaving the scene jacks it up! Makes me wonder if that is her car that she sped off in....

[Raoul Duke]

It's not like she couldn't afford to pay for the damages..I mean..Gah, how can some people defend her?

[ElderPredator]

For car crashes though, she's not half as bad as Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay couldn't drive a fucking Tonka truck if her life depended on it yet she's crashing beautiful BMW's and blaming the paparazzi everytime when it was clearly her fault.

And yes, Paris should do time but it won't matter anyway. She'll have the time of her life in jail just like Michelle Rodriguez did. The only thing that Paris could drive is a bad case of hemeroids.

[bigred760]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/SouthPark812.gif

"Hi, I'm Paris Hilton and stuff? I just wanted to come outand explain about the recent alligator...alligory...is that a word? It is? A big word too. That's hot. Anyway, all these people saying I hit that car the other night and stuff? It's not true. I was at a promotional party for my new hit album "SARS is Blind" and...what?...oh yeah, "Stars Are Blind" and I was nowhere near the corner of Robertson and Wilshire at 12:10PM belting down my fifth bottle of Dewars Black Label."

"It was a look a like, and stuff, and she's been making my life a living hell recently...*sniff, sob* and I have just been trying to bring a little happiness to the people of this world that aren't as rich and as sexy as me. I am sexy...uh huh! I have a remake on my new album "Scars Are Mine"...what?...oh yeah, "Stars Are Blind" that that Scottish guy Rob Sturgess recorded a few years ago."

"Anyway, thanks to all of my fans for supporting me and I want all four of you to know...you're hot."

"I am completely innocent of all charges...I know you took care of the police already, daddy...oh, I know where I want to start the promotional tour for my new album. The Sun. Well, buy me one of those space shuttle thingees. I've got to perform there...cause it's hot."

- Paris "Curl Up and Die Already" Hilton

LMFAO

It's amazing how this bitch always comes off as somebody who doesn't give a damn about anyone but herself. She should get jail time, but you know she won't. Stuck-up bitch.

[moviemaniac8210]

It's a shame on how easy that bitch gets off, it makes me sick :mad:

[echo_bravo]

I would like to see her get AIDS, but that is just my opinion.

[Scarfather]

That's a good point, Michelle Rodriguez got hard time because she's a human being, and just got caught, it happens to all of us. Paris Hilton is not a human being.

[jaymckee74]

what a tool...i can't believe im even wasting my time talking about her...now getting back to those masked vigilantes, i hope one of them thrown a jar of acid in her face

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
I would love to think the spoilt little slut will get in trouble for this but i'm sure Daddy will buy her out of trouble

Unfortunately, yes. :o

[thedudeman69]

I didn't know that Paris's new cd was out. It is indeed a HIT AND RUN...



Thank you. I will be here all night.

[bigred760]

I don't know if the bleach blonde bitch will get away with it now; I've seen the story on some news websites and it's creating quite the buzz. Law enforcement might get criticized if they don't do anything.

[ElderPredator]

Christ, even if she were caught, she'd probably blow the police officer that pulls her over and that would be the end of it. However, if that were caught on tape, her days would be numbered.

[bigred760]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
Christ, even if she were caught, she'd probably blow the police officer that pulls her over and that would be the end of it. However, if that were caught on tape, her days would be numbered.

LOL

I don't know about her days being numbered, but it would scream "SEQUEL" to A Night in Paris.

[daddiefatsacks]

another paris thread?

same people saying the same stuff as the other thread?

you guys hate her, but you love talking about her.

*yawn*

[Scarfather]

Originally posted by daddiefatsacks
another paris thread?

same people saying the same stuff as the other thread?

you guys hate her, but you love talking about her.

*yawn*

Good one?

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by daddiefatsacks
you guys hate her, but you love talking about her.

*yawn*


Yes because they are exactly the same aren't they?

You don't want to read about peoples views on her, don't come in the thread. Pretty simple really.

[The Heart Collector]

For a forum that dislikes Paris Hilton so much, you guys sure make a million posts about her, discuss her, and thus allow her more time in the spotlight.

Seriously, it's beyond hilarious. There's like 4-5 Paris Hilton topics on the first page of this forum, and everyone's comments? "OH GOD WHY IS SHE EVEN ON THE HEADLINES". STFU already.

[someguy]

I was originally just going to say 'stars are blind and so is paris' but no, i'm glad people are noticing this too.

I made one rant about paris hilton and now i don't even care about her since I just don't pay attention to what she does anymore. FATSACKS is right, there's a lot of paris hilton threads and every comment is just saying oh i hate her i want her to go away. Well if you want her to go away, stop making threads and talking about her.

[Gian-Sergio]

At Least she didn't run over some kid like Rebecca Gayheart.

[The Heart Collector]

Originally posted by Scarfather
That's a good point, Michelle Rodriguez got hard time because she's a human being, and just got caught, it happens to all of us. Paris Hilton is not a human being.

Hard time? You mean FOUR DAYS?

[daddiefatsacks]

Originally posted by someguy
Well if you want her to go away, stop making threads and talking about her.

i love you

[Scorpio24]

MEMO TO ALL SCHOMES


Refusing to discuss someone will automaticaly lead to the dissapearnce of that person from public life. WE have that much power.

:rolleyes:

[Cronos]

i wonder how much it cost her to buy a drivers licence.......

not to be a hearless bastard but since she doesnt wear a seatbelt, its a shame she hasnt crashed her car yet

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
MEMO TO ALL SCHOMES


Refusing to discuss someone will automaticaly lead to the dissapearnce of that person from public life. WE have that much power.

:rolleyes:


Hey! Is that like in "Nightmare on Elm Street" when Nancy said to Freddy "You're not real! You're just not real!" and she just turned her back on him and he disappeared?

Cause he came back for half a dozen more movies.

So it doesn't work.

(Freddy and Paris. Quite the comparison, eh?)

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
Hey! Is that like in "Nightmare on Elm Street" when Nancy said to Freddy "You're not real! You're just not real!" and she just turned her back on him and he disappeared?

Cause he came back for half a dozen more movies.

So it doesn't work.

It would appear that maybe us schomes are more powerfull than that. I don't know the exact facts but I believe it has something to do with a ring. I think it's a secret, with which only some of the schomes are intrusted with.

(Freddy and Paris. Quite the comparison, eh?)

Haha.

Interesting choice of charcters in the analogy.

:D

[someguy]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
MEMO TO ALL SCHOMES


Refusing to discuss someone will automaticaly lead to the dissapearnce of that person from public life. WE have that much power.

:rolleyes:

A perfect example of not getting what we're saying.

Every topic has the same stuff. A rant by RustyRazor about how much he hates her, and all the other schmoes going on about 'omg paris hilton is so horrible i hate her she is dumb why do people still talk about her.' It's just that I've never seen people who have such a hatred for someone constantly talk about her all the time.

Here, I'll quote someone who already put it in good words

For a forum that dislikes Paris Hilton so much, you guys sure make a million posts about her, discuss her, and thus allow her more time in the spotlight.

Seriously, it's beyond hilarious. There's like 4-5 Paris Hilton topics on the first page of this forum, and everyone's comments? "OH GOD WHY IS SHE EVEN ON THE HEADLINES". STFU already.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by someguy
A perfect example of not getting what we're saying.

Every topic has the same stuff. A rant by RustyRazor about how much he hates her, and all the other schmoes going on about 'omg paris hilton is so horrible i hate her she is dumb why do people still talk about her.' It's just that I've never seen people who have such a hatred for someone constantly talk about her all the time.


I get exactly what you are saying.

I haven't seen any people write "Why do people still talk about her" Maybe i'm wrong and I haven't picked up on those. I see plenty of people saying they wish she would dissapear and that she's talentless and what not. Talking about her on a message board is going to make little difference to that. People hate someone and when something happens that is to do with them then they post on it. Big deal.

People on this board do hate her in general. But if they want to continue hating her and saying they hate her then leave them do it. It's not hurting you or MR CAPS.

[moviemaniac8210]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
People on this board do hate her in general. But if they want to continue hating her and saying they hate her then leave them do it. It's not hurting you or MR CAPS.

well said.

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by someguy
A perfect example of not getting what we're saying.

Every topic has the same stuff. A rant by RustyRazor about how much he hates her, and all the other schmoes going on about 'omg paris hilton is so horrible i hate her she is dumb why do people still talk about her.' It's just that I've never seen people who have such a hatred for someone constantly talk about her all the time.

Here, I'll quote someone who already put it in good words





Well...

This is where you chat.
People come together on this website to chat about different topics that, just maybe, if they agree on said topics, they can vibe and share similar opinions.
If Paris Hilton disappeared from the public eye, I couldn't bitch about her.

Yeah, I'm bitchin' about that rich, moronic drunkard who's pissing away her life and rubbing her silver spoon clit on society's face. I admit it.

But you see...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a4/Flag_of_the_United_States.svg/800px-Flag_of_the_United_States.svg.png

*Cue "America, The Beautiful"

In this great country of ours, we all have rights.

She has the right to plow into parked cars and drive off unscathed
I have the right to call her an untalented cunt.

She has the right to sleep with everyone named WILLIAMS in the San Diego phone book.
I have the right to say her new album is tantamount to driving a road spike into your ear drum.

The media has the right to plaster her all over the damned place.
We have the right to blast her over it.

Disavowing her won't make her go away.
She'll still be clinging to the ceiling of a popular nightclub like those creatures in Aliens.
And as God as my witness...if she rams into L.A.'s Chief of Police's BMW...and people are talkin' about...I will rant about it.

...but that's just me.

Thank you.

*Music swells...
America, America, God shed his grace on thee....

[thedudeman69]

Rusty for Pres 2008!!

[someguy]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
stuff

Don't you find it a tad hypocritical to complain about how much coverage she gets in the media and the attention she gets, but then constantly go on about her and in turn give her even more attention?

You're all getting hung up over me saying that if you want her to go away you shouldn't make so many damn threads about her. Well yeah, you can make her go away from your life a lot better. For so many people who hate Paris Hilton and want her to go away, it's hilarious that the only real place where I find any stories on Paris Hilton anymore is in this place. I've tuned out of celebrity gossip now, no more watching ET or Access Hollywood. Not going to any gossip sites, changing the channel when the entertainment part of the news comes up, etc. The only real time I'll see any celebrity gossip is when I browse this forum.

This is really just a love to hate her feeling you all have. If you all really didn't like her, if you all really hated her you would have done what I do and just stopped reading anything about her. It's just laughable now to see people here complain about her being so popular for no reason when it's people like all of you who are making her continue to be popular. Does anyone else see how contradicting people are with this?

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by someguy
Don't you find it a tad hypocritical to complain about how much coverage she gets in the media and the attention she gets, but then constantly go on about her and in turn give her even more attention?

You're all getting hung up over me saying that if you want her to go away you shouldn't make so many damn threads about her. Well yeah, you can make her go away from your life a lot better. For so many people who hate Paris Hilton and want her to go away, it's hilarious that the only real place where I find any stories on Paris Hilton anymore is in this place. I've tuned out of celebrity gossip now, no more watching ET or Access Hollywood. Not going to any gossip sites, changing the channel when the entertainment part of the news comes up, etc. The only real time I'll see any celebrity gossip is when I browse this forum.

This is really just a love to hate her feeling you all have. If you all really didn't like her, if you all really hated her you would have done what I do and just stopped reading anything about her. It's just laughable now to see people here complain about her being so popular for no reason when it's people like all of you who are making her continue to be popular. Does anyone else see how contradicting people are with this?

The "love to hate her feeling"? Hmmm...maybe.

I speak for myself on that one, though.
I hate stupid people.
I hate stupid rich people even more.
And don't get me started on stupid rich people who flaunt it.

Don't watch celebrity gossip shows? Check.
Don't read the newspaper or magazines that feature her? Check.
Don't listen to her new songs on the radio? Check.

....I'm sitting in a room with the TV off and nothing to read.
That don't work for me.
Look, why should I, why should anyone that enjoys these mediums be subjegated to not watching these shows because of her?

This is a place where people come to talk about "celebrities" in "celebrity gossip" and it's place where I come to run my friggin' mouth and piss and moan about people who are sometimes assholes and could buy and sell me like stocks.

I am human (or a reasonable facsimile) and I complain.
I can't stop and as long as I'm not insulting other Schmoes or Spaming, JoBlo will allow me to complain...cause that's me.

If I'm making her more popular by talking about how much of a stupid slag she is, then I guess I'm part of the problem. Problem with that is a handful of posts describing how vapid or idiotic Paris Hilton is doesn't increase or decrease her popularity.

I can't make someone like Paris Hilton or hate her. No one can.
It's personal choice.
I choose to hate her and document that hate.
You can choose to agree with me or disagree with me.

Choice is a beautiful thing.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by someguy
Don't you find it a tad hypocritical to complain about how much coverage she gets in the media and the attention she gets, but then constantly go on about her and in turn give her even more attention?

You're all getting hung up over me saying that if you want her to go away you shouldn't make so many damn threads about her. Well yeah, you can make her go away from your life a lot better. For so many people who hate Paris Hilton and want her to go away, it's hilarious that the only real place where I find any stories on Paris Hilton anymore is in this place. I've tuned out of celebrity gossip now, no more watching ET or Access Hollywood. Not going to any gossip sites, changing the channel when the entertainment part of the news comes up, etc. The only real time I'll see any celebrity gossip is when I browse this forum.

This is really just a love to hate her feeling you all have. If you all really didn't like her, if you all really hated her you would have done what I do and just stopped reading anything about her. It's just laughable now to see people here complain about her being so popular for no reason when it's people like all of you who are making her continue to be popular. Does anyone else see how contradicting people are with this?


I don't see anyone getting hung up on this. I'm finding it more amusing than anythig.

1st of all the media give her exposure. And I think you'll find that the majority of people that bitch and complain about it are doing so because she is having all this exposure for being a slut. Her 1 talent is being decidely dodgy at giving blow jobs on camera. People posting on and Internet board are not giving her anythying that will prolong her life in the media.

2nd of all this thread is about her driving into someone's car and driving off. Other threads have been about her album. Not rants just news about her. Now even though people hate her and I'm one of them that doesn't mean i can't check out the story and comment on it anyway I feel fits. If you want to feel that she's getting more exposure because of this knock yourself out.

3rd. What I find hypocritical is when people who claim that they no longer care to know about Paris Hilton end up in one of her threads posting.

[someguy]

3rd. What I find hypocritical is when people who claim that they no longer care to know about Paris Hilton end up in one of her threads posting.

Yeah I'm gonna go talk about you guys being hypocritical on the Paris Hilton hate in the Christian Bale owns superman thread.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by someguy
I made one rant about paris hilton and now i don't even care about her since I just don't pay attention to what she does anymore.



We are hypocritical. Ok fine. I'm done in this thread. I'll just wait to read your views in the next Paris Hilton thread that you ain't going to pay attention too.

[moviemaniac8210]

Originally posted by The Heart Collector
For a forum that dislikes Paris Hilton so much, you guys sure make a million posts about her, discuss her, and thus allow her more time in the spotlight.

Seriously, it's beyond hilarious. There's like 4-5 Paris Hilton topics on the first page of this forum, and everyone's comments? "OH GOD WHY IS SHE EVEN ON THE HEADLINES". STFU already.

Why should we STFU already?? It's a gossip forum and we all have our right to gossip and bitch about her if we want! I hope that Paris (being the dumb bitch she is) is doing something right now that we can gossip about tomorrow...and if someone doesn't like what we write, then don't read the thread.

[RustyRazor]

All right, okay.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/Campfire_in_pit.jpg


Everyone join hands.
Someguy, Scorpio 24, everyone join hands in an effort to erase the hate.

Cumbaya, my lord, Cumbaya...Cumbaya, my lord, Cumbaya...Cumbaya, my lord, Cumbaya...oh lord, Cumbaya....

Something's burning, my lord, Cumbaya...it's Paris Hilton's crotch...Cumbaya....EVERYBODY....why do I hate this bitch...Cumbaya...oh lord, Cumbaya...

NOW the love has returned to this thread.

My work is done.

Peace, my friends.