Anna Nicole's first pregnancy pic

[moviemaniac8210]

We all know how happy she is to be pregnant, as seen in her documented video shown on her site: www.annanicole.com. So here, my friends, is a first pic of the bump in all it's glory.

The video confession: http://www.annanicole.com./membersonly/1_wmv.html

I cannot be held responsible for any gag reflex you may encounter during the viewing of the taped pregnancy confession and/or her pic :D

Pic source: Star

[RustyRazor]

Another doomed kid.
I have no more tears to shed for them.

Advice for Anna Nicole's baby:

1) If she names you Captain Morgan Qualude Smith, save up to have your name changed when you are of legal age.

2) If she gives you a tatoo of her...on YOUR ass...for your 5th birthday...just keep saying to yourself "13 more years til I can leave this loon, 14 til my book "My Life With A Nutjob" goes national".

3) You know what, just memorize the number for child services, put it on speed dial...you're going to need it.

Whatever happened to the other one she had?
Didn't she try to sell him on EBAY or something?

[ComeNightfall]

You know, I'm kind of on the fence about this one. She has a son from a first marriage who by all accounts, has not been seen on Access Hollywood, ET, or E! in a story where he crashed a car while drunk, beat someone else up outside a club, or got caught screwing Lindsay Lohan in an alley. Then again, if my mom was Anna Nicole Smith, I'd probably hide and not be seen in public too. :D

[moviemaniac8210]

She sounds so damn uneducated in that video. My question is: who the hell fucked her and got her pregnant? It's a conspiracy, man. She probably collected some old man's spunk in a turkey baster and knocked herself up (while being drunk of course) :D

[darchangel]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
Another doomed kid.
I have no more tears to shed for them.

Advice for Anna Nicole's baby:

1) If she names you Captain Morgan Qualude Smith, save up to have your name changed when you are of legal age.

2) If she gives you a tatoo of her...on YOUR ass...for your 5th birthday...just keep saying to yourself "13 more years til I can leave this loon, 14 til my book "My Life With A Nutjob" goes national".

3) You know what, just memorize the number for child services, put it on speed dial...you're going to need it.

Whatever happened to the other one she had?
Didn't she try to sell him on EBAY or something?


<breasty hugs Rusty>

Captain Morgan Quaalude Smith....that's even better than Blueballs MacGuilacutty. ;)


~darchangel~

[deadguy76]

Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
My question is: who the hell fucked her and got her pregnant? Probably some guy who just wanted a story to tell. I mean you could put it on your resume:

Q: Well sir what are you qualifications?

A: Here are some of them:

1. Professional photographer

2. Attended Cornell

3. Worked with the peace corps in Africa

4. Fucked Anna Nicole Smith, former playmate of the the year.

Q: Awesome dude! When can you start?

[gorysnoopy]

Originally posted by ComeNightfall
You know, I'm kind of on the fence about this one. She has a son from a first marriage who by all accounts, has not been seen on Access Hollywood, ET, or E! in a story where he crashed a car while drunk, beat someone else up outside a club, or got caught screwing Lindsay Lohan in an alley. Then again, if my mom was Anna Nicole Smith, I'd probably hide and not be seen in public too. :D


Good point there,CNF.

[Scorpio24]

I've always though of Anna as an extremley classy lady.

[gorysnoopy]

^^:eek:

[moviemaniac8210]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
I've always though of Anna as an extremley classy lady.

Funny:D

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
I've always though of Anna as an extremley classy lady.




uhhhhhhhh yah.....



- I can't believe her show on E! Was lyke a Hit. She seemed whiny and a blonde that really lives up to the quote on quote "dumb blonde jokes"

- Cleaned up her act? Uhhhhh no...... She was on some award show and the way she was talkin made me wonder what she consumed and snorted b4 she we went on?

I could go on more ranting about Ms. Smith but these 2 reasons really makes her a classy broad. She pales in comparison to the early days of Roseanne Barr.


And what is her Lawyer friend holding? Is that Anna's Bikini Top?
She must pay XXXtra for his company.... :D

[Scorpio24]

Christ!!!

I think I should point out I was dicking around.

:(

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Christ!!!

I think I should point out I was dicking around.

:(



I pretty much knew that mate ;)
REALLY...... :D


I was gonna say somethin like COME ON! Are you fo.......


You got the idea :cool:

[Badbird]

What the fuck? Is every woman in Hollywood pregnant?!?