View Full Version : Screech wants your help.
riotstarter
06-18-2006, 04:39 AM
First, read this article.
http://tv.msn.com/celebs/article.aspx?news=225603
Now, .let's all send money and help this gu-.....wait a minute, fuck him! I realize he's just pathetic, I realize he's playing this card. But I am not gonna buy a fucking t-shirt because he has to give up his $4 million dollar house because his stand up career doesn't pay enough.
Hey Screech you fucking deadbeat, how about getting a real goddamned job? You had a good run, cool, now welcome to the real fucking world. I honestly can say I hope he doesn't get a penny. From anybody. It sucks his house is getting yanked but you know what, that happens to people all the day who can't make payments, why should you be any different because you autographed some fucking t-shirts and charged $20 a pop for them.
Fuck Screech.
Ps I hope there's no similar thread for this. There's ALWAYS a similar thread whenever I decide to make one.
outsyder
06-18-2006, 04:59 AM
Too bad Dustin.
You had it all, and maybe if you put your cash into some goddam mutual funds, we wouldn't need to bail your ass out.
Now go call Mark-Paul Gosselaar.
ElderPredator
06-18-2006, 08:02 AM
The man is a fucking idiot and I never liked his comedy to begin with.
bigred760
06-18-2006, 08:47 AM
I think it's funny that he had to add an 'e' to the character's name to avoid losing more money in copyright issues. That's a sad, sad existence. I guess those royalties from Made aren't working out too well either.
RustyRazor
06-19-2006, 08:49 AM
....you know, I was looking for some witty stuff to toss out on this one, but I've got nothing.
Dude, call Mario Lopez and Paul Michael Gosslear and move into a condo with them!
Have wild and wacky adventures!
Piss off with your friggin shirts!
(No offense to fans of Dustin Diamond, but when my mom passed, I inherited her house and at the time, I didn't have enough money to keep the place so I had to sell it BEFORE it went into foreclosure.)
This just seems like an unfunny git that wants to act like a "star" but can't afford to do so.
It's called "life". Give up the f**king house and move into an apartment like millions of other people that are living within their means.
Hey, maybe people will buy his shirts and his house will be..."Saved By The Bell"?
(You love that tie it at the end. You KNOW you do.)
gorysnoopy
06-19-2006, 11:49 AM
Screech can go fuck himself.
AWP82
06-19-2006, 03:37 PM
Aww, you guys are mean. C'mon...you're dissing Screech of all people? He's an easy target. Too easy.
*Don't worry Screech, I'm on your side. Check your email. I sent you a dollar. Every little bit helps, right?* :)
ElderPredator
06-19-2006, 03:49 PM
I truthfully think that "Saved By The Bell" was one of the worst shows in the history of television. But that is because I only like T.V. shows with dysfunctional people such as "Married With Children" and "Titus".
kewljoe
06-19-2006, 03:51 PM
OMFG not even his "Friends" will lend him the money I wonder why ?? they probably just forgot they ever worked with him Im sure it was a traumatizing experience. Even the principal has had some work after the show ended....
nachogrande
06-19-2006, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by riotstarter
First, read this article.
http://tv.msn.com/celebs/article.aspx?news=225603
Now, .let's all send money and help this gu-.....wait a minute, fuck him! I realize he's just pathetic, I realize he's playing this card. But I am not gonna buy a fucking t-shirt because he has to give up his $4 million dollar house because his stand up career doesn't pay enough.
Hey Screech you fucking deadbeat, how about getting a real goddamned job? You had a good run, cool, now welcome to the real fucking world. I honestly can say I hope he doesn't get a penny. From anybody. It sucks his house is getting yanked but you know what, that happens to people all the day who can't make payments, why should you be any different because you autographed some fucking t-shirts and charged $20 a pop for them.
Fuck Screech.
Ps I hope there's no similar thread for this. There's ALWAYS a similar thread whenever I decide to make one.
My thoughts exactly
Welcome to the real world shithead
Tagia_Romero
06-19-2006, 05:32 PM
Was he the gawky guy from "Saved by the Bell"?
moviemaniac8210
06-19-2006, 05:56 PM
So can I sell shirts with a picture of my tits on it to help me with my bills? :D
That fuck got himself into his own mess.
JurassicMik
06-19-2006, 06:57 PM
cue the audience going "AWWWWWW"
darkface
06-19-2006, 07:10 PM
Sounds like FOX needs another "CELEBRITY BOXING!" lol.
gorysnoopy
06-20-2006, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
So can I sell shirts with a picture of my tits on it to help me with my bills? :D
I'd be a fucking millionaire.
I should do that.
RustyRazor
06-20-2006, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by gorysnoopy
I'd be a fucking millionaire.
I should do that.
:D
(I'm a gentleman, I'm a gentleman...don't say anything vulgar)
Sounds like a fine idea and plenty of Schmoes would happily purchase such a fine product.
(There. That wasn't vulgar. Need to turn the AC on in here though. Getting kinda hot.)
gorysnoopy
06-20-2006, 09:43 AM
I would give you a free shirt.
Scorpio24
06-20-2006, 10:40 AM
AHEM!!!!
gorysnoopy
06-20-2006, 10:45 AM
:D
My bad.
Free shirt for you as well,Scorp.
Scorpio24
06-20-2006, 10:48 AM
Thank You.
Scorpio24
06-20-2006, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Was he the gawky guy from "Saved by the Bell"?
Yeah that's the dude. I actualy feel sorry for him. I know I shouldn't but I do.
Damone
06-20-2006, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by nachogrande
Welcome to the real world shithead
Yup. "bah" to Screech.
RustyRazor
06-20-2006, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by gorysnoopy
I would give you a free shirt.
And I would praise it greatly.
Keep it next to my Martin Broduer autograph and a box of Snow Caps the Notorious BIG threw at me.
gorysnoopy
06-20-2006, 12:16 PM
So long as you don't use it to wipe up any spills......
ugh I just grossed myself out.
:eek:
RustyRazor
06-20-2006, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by gorysnoopy
So long as you don't use it to wipe up any spills......
ugh I just grossed myself out.
:eek:
...I'm gonna leave that one alone.
Naughty, naughty.:D
BorderEevilIII
06-20-2006, 01:21 PM
http://images.thewavemag.com/images/articles/11001-12000/11179.jpg
Reality Called Dustin and wondered WHY you are NOT Returning Their Calls... :rolleyes:
Did he get dissed and dismissed by Mark & Tori who are pretty much the only Alumni's from the show still goin strong in show biz?
A Pic of himself on a T-Shirt? WOW
If it was the cast members of the show then he might have a chance to make some $$$ other than that the public is gonna pass... ;)
And Waaaaaaaah.......
Dustin is in dire need of a REALITY CHECK.....
DId he not properly manage his money when he was on the show SBTB?!?
We all hit rough times and keeping that mansion palace whatever you may have to trade that in for a crummy studio/apartment and build back up.
If he needs to get ahold of quick cash theres always venues of degrading yourself and sticking a price tag of $200 in and @ $300 out in regards to meeting clients for xxxtra benefits. :D
A local radio station in Kansas City was supposed to have him on this morning. A few points of interest beyond the website's whining:
1. The prior day, he gave Jake (the phone operator) multiple reasons why he couldn't afford the house including his parents spending his "Saved By The Bell" money, the show not paying his royalties owed, and other excuses.
2. His house is worth only $250,000 and is located in Wisconsin.
3. He BLEW OFF THE INTERVIEW. He was extremely late and the host let five listening callers decide whether to give him one more chance to call into the show. It was a unanimous decision to drop the interview and move onto other guests.
4. Apparently, his stand up gigs and guest appearances on shows aren't enough to pay his mortgage. So he's resorted to selling these shirts.
To which I reply fuck him. He can go pound the pavement or work on something besides his stand up act if he isn't making ends meet. If he was that concerned about keeping this house, he would have been more proactive about fulfilling his obligations. He blew off a radio show that was trying to help him!! He's not even pretending to care at this point! Now the little piece of shit can get another job and fuck off.
leafboy
06-21-2006, 02:10 PM
Screech can kiss my left nut!!! I'm not giving him a penny!!!
Alright... maybe a penny... if he agrees to dance around.
bigred760
06-21-2006, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by leafboy
Screech can kiss my left nut!!! I'm not giving him a penny!!!
Alright... maybe a penny... if he agrees to dance around.
I'd give him a buck or two if he goes "ZOINKS!" just once. :D
brodeurnumber1
06-21-2006, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by RustyRazor
And I would praise it greatly.
Keep it next to my Martin Broduer autograph and a box of Snow Caps the Notorious BIG threw at me.
:), although you spelt his name wrong, that's okay
Dustin Diamond is a cock. If famous people can't afford things, it just means that they were completely reckless and stupid with their money. Why should other people fork out their cash for this piece of crap.
riotstarter
06-22-2006, 12:05 AM
This might be the only thread I've seen with more then ten replies that is completely unanimous in opinions.
Tagia_Romero
06-22-2006, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by jeo4
2. His house is worth only $250,000 and is located in Wisconsin.
Sorry for sounding dense, but does that mean that Winsconsin is a pretty good place to get cheap real estate?
Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Sorry for sounding dense, but does that mean that Winsconsin is a pretty good place to get cheap real estate?
Well, it means that Dustin moved far rom Los Angeles, which is fine, but he removed himself from the mainstream and is still trying to make it as a stand up comic/entertainer. Real estate is cheaper in the midwest than on either coast by far, including Wisconsin. So with royalties and a steady job, he could probably afford his house. But somehow, he isn't making ends meet. In other words, not many people are ready to buy his bullshit.
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