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riverotter
06-19-2006, 05:41 PM
Hey Schmoes,
I hadn't seen these pics of Jessica Alba with a Lollipop up yet. I didn't know how old they were, so I thought I'd post them.

Jessica Alba & the Lollipop (http://daveandthomas.blogspot.com/2006/06/dave-and-thomas-wish-they-were.html#links)

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i247/drawer2000/ja332.jpg
Tagia_Romero
06-19-2006, 05:46 PM
*waits with biting lips so Scorpio can post...*
Tuukka
06-19-2006, 05:58 PM
Mmhh... In the mouth... Yes... I like it... I like it in the mouth... I like... Nice...
riverotter
06-19-2006, 06:01 PM
Does anyone know if these are old or have been posted before. I guess what I'm trying to say, are the MORE!?
ElderPredator
06-19-2006, 06:50 PM
I was going to post this but I knew that Rusty and Scorpio would track me down to my house and beat the living shit out of me if I did. On that note though, she got a lot of practice by working on me. :D
darchangel
06-19-2006, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by riverotter


http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i247/drawer2000/ja332.jpg



Bitch, please...I've got a hotter lollipop picture than that!




~darchangel~
AWP82
06-19-2006, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
*waits with biting lips so Scorpio can post...*

LOL! My thoughts exactly. :D
thedudeman69
06-19-2006, 08:15 PM
Is it just me or is she on the Lindsay Lohan diet because she looks thinner in that.
ElderPredator
06-19-2006, 08:27 PM
Not really, I think she looks as normal as ever really. Great avatar by the way dudeman! :D
thedudeman69
06-19-2006, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by ElderPredator
Not really, I think she looks as normal as ever really. Great avatar by the way dudeman! :D


Thanks. Google is my Jesus, God and The Holy Ghost combined into one. :D
jolanar
06-19-2006, 08:35 PM
Wow looks like she lost a ton of wieght.
BorderEevilIII
06-19-2006, 08:47 PM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2299/2512/320/ja333.jpg


Now it would have been erotic and sexual if she was lickin it....

If she gives head like she is doin right now GUYS ya better be careful :eek:



Whats next SCHMOES?


Lindsay Lohan = ICE CREAM ?
ElderPredator
06-19-2006, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by BorderEevilIII

If she gives head like she is doin right now GUYS ya better be careful :eek:

:D
moviemaniac8210
06-19-2006, 09:34 PM
Might as well tattoo "Hoover" on her forehead:D
Scorpio24
06-20-2006, 06:46 AM
Christ!!!

I was in such a good mood.

For the 1st time in months my mind as gone blank. I think i'm out of things to say about her.

Really i'm just lost for words.




Oh wait here it comes......



Ya know i've always said that she is one fantastic looking woman. I'm not going to argue that. But she's a fucking muppet. Just scum really. Only a few select fellow schomes can see it and i'm fine with that. We are all going to heaven when the rest of you are going to hell. (Elder i'd starts stocking up on Ice cubes now pal ;)) But hopefully as has been stated she looks like she's lost alot of weight.

Now this is just hoping really but wouldn't it be fantastic to see this SUPER CUNT lose all her looks and just have to beg for people to look at her. It's a stupid fucking question really becasue obviously the answer is YES.... Why..... yes Scorp it God damn would.

It would just be nice one day if an actor came out after acting with her and forgot about pre rehearsed answers and just laid into the bitch...

".....Yeah... no she really isn't all that up close. She may look sweet on camera. But man I tell you those Editor's can do some fucking magic. Also if i'm honest she's not big on hygiene. I've had better smelling Salmon. I also thought it was a little over the top when she demanded a lolipop everytime she left the trailer....just incase. I don't know why she does that because it only highlights the...hoho she'll kill me for this.....The mastouche she got going on. Yeah but apart from that it's been great."
ElderPredator
06-20-2006, 06:54 AM
Originally posted by Scorpio24
(Elder i'd starts stocking up on Ice cubes now pal ;)

I sure will. :p
RustyRazor
06-20-2006, 08:11 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i247/drawer2000/ja332.jpg


I always wonder how it is she got those roles in "Sin City" and "The Fantastic Four".

NOW it becomes pretty clear.

Just from the picture, Jawbone...I mean Jessica is illustrating her ACTUAL greatest talent.

"But she's hot, dude! How can you hate someone that hot?!"

Pretty easily.
You just have to learn to separate "Beauty" from "Da Bitch" and what you have left is an untalented little crotch rat that could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch, it would appear.


As always,

Jessica Alba...FUCK YOU.
AWP82
06-20-2006, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by Scorpio24
Christ!!!

I was in such a good mood.

For the 1st time in months my mind as gone blank. I think i'm out of things to say about her.

Really i'm just lost for words.




Oh wait here it comes......



Ya know i've always said that she is one fantastic looking woman. I'm not going to argue that. But she's a fucking muppet. Just scum really. Only a few select fellow schomes can see it and i'm fine with that. We are all going to heaven when the rest of you are going to hell. (Elder i'd starts stocking up on Ice cubes now pal ;)) But hopefully as has been stated she looks like she's lost alot of weight.

Now this is just hoping really but wouldn't it be fantastic to see this SUPER CUNT lose all her looks and just have to beg for people to look at her. It's a stupid fucking question really becasue obviously the answer is YES.... Why..... yes Scorp it God damn would.

It would just be nice one day if an actor came out after acting with her and forgot about pre rehearsed answers and just laid into the bitch...

".....Yeah... no she really isn't all that up close. She may look sweet on camera. But man I tell you those Editor's can do some fucking magic. Also if i'm honest she's not big on hygiene. I've had better smelling Salmon. I also thought it was a little over the top when she demanded a lolipop everytime she left the trailer....just incase. I don't know why she does that because it only highlights the...hoho she'll kill me for this.....The mastouche she got going on. Yeah but apart from that it's been great."

Originally posted by RustyRazor
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i247/drawer2000/ja332.jpg


I always wonder how it is she got those roles in "Sin City" and "The Fantastic Four".

NOW it becomes pretty clear.

Just from the picture, Jawbone...I mean Jessica is illustrating her ACTUAL greatest talent.

"But she's hot, dude! How can you hate someone that hot?!"

Pretty easily.
You just have to learn to separate "Beauty" from "Da Bitch" and what you have left is an untalented little crotch rat that could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch, it would appear.


As always,

Jessica Alba...FUCK YOU.

Oh lord, you guys never let me down! :D :p

....Except for one thing....Scorpio - You shouldn't have called her a "super cunt." You should've called her a "ROBOCUNT." I know that's Jeo4's word and it's plagiarism, but fuck it man...it's a classic word. ;)
Scorpio24
06-20-2006, 08:44 AM
I couldn't bring myself to nick it. It's to good.
gorysnoopy
06-20-2006, 08:46 AM
:D :D

I was thinking of starting a Jessica Alba fan club.....
Damone
06-20-2006, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by RustyRazor
...what you have left is an untalented little crotch rat that could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch, it would appear.


....and that's a bad thing? :)
RustyRazor
06-20-2006, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by gorysnoopy
:D :D

I was thinking of starting a Jessica Alba fan club.....

:D
You're too much.
RustyRazor
06-20-2006, 08:54 AM
Originally posted by Damone
....and that's a bad thing? :)


Did you ever see that movie "Lifeforce" where the female alien space vampire sucked the life out of her victims?

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i247/drawer2000/ja332.jpg

I see a remake in the works.
She sucks...and ^^^^there is proof!
Damone
06-20-2006, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by RustyRazor
Did you ever see that movie "Lifeforce" where the female alien space vampire sucked the life out of her victims?

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i247/drawer2000/ja332.jpg

I see a remake in the works.
She sucks...and ^^^^there is proof!

All I see is one lucky lollipop. :D
gorysnoopy
06-20-2006, 08:59 AM
^^:rolleyes:

Pig.
Damone
06-20-2006, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by gorysnoopy
^^:rolleyes:

Pig.


:D
Scorpio24
06-20-2006, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by gorysnoopy
:D :D

I was thinking of starting a Jessica Alba fan club.....

I'd join. Just so we can go on a trip to meet her. Then kill her with a 9 iron.
RustyRazor
06-20-2006, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by Scorpio24
I'd join. Just so we can go on a trip to meet her. Then kill her with a 9 iron.


No, Scorpio. No.
The wind is coming out of the northeast at about 14 MPH.
Try a putting wedge.
gorysnoopy
06-20-2006, 09:42 AM
A machete would be so much easier.
Scorpio24
06-20-2006, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by gorysnoopy
A machete would be so much easier.


Yes but much to quick. Leave the bitch suffer a bit.
Damone
06-20-2006, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by Scorpio24
Yes but much to quick. Leave the bitch suffer a bit.

Looks like I'll have to move her to a safe house till you guys settle down. Too much hostility. :)
ElderPredator
06-20-2006, 09:48 AM
No no gents, you're going about this all wrong.

You have to go FARGO style with the wood chipper. :D
Damone
06-20-2006, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by ElderPredator
No no gents, you're going about this all wrong.

You have to go FARGO style with the wood chipper. :D

EP...of all the people....tsk tsk... :)
ElderPredator
06-20-2006, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Damone
EP...of all the people....tsk tsk... :)

I know Damone, it's dissapointing. I just wanted to add to
the mix. I'd still give anything to have her. Trust me on that! :D
gorysnoopy
06-20-2006, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by ElderPredator
No no gents, you're going about this all wrong.

You have to go FARGO style with the wood chipper. :D

Way tooo messy.

And those machines are too temperamental.
Scorpio24
06-20-2006, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by Damone
Looks like I'll have to move her to a safe house till you guys settle down. Too much hostility. :)

We'll hunt you down and then wait outside. For years if need be. We will wait until you get fed up of being made to tell her how beautifull and talented she is. Then when you finally kick her out i'll run her over.

With an Ice cream van.


But only her legs.


I'll go back over her face.


With a lawn mower.
gorysnoopy
06-20-2006, 10:03 AM
For some reason Scorp,that last post is making me hot.....
ElderPredator
06-20-2006, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by Scorpio24
We'll hunt you down and then wait outside. For years if need be. We will wait until you get fed up of being made to tell her how beautifull and talented she is. Then when you finally kick her out i'll run her over.


That would never happen, we'll keep her safe no matter what. Her and I will make sweet love everynight. You will never get her! :D
Damone
06-20-2006, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by Scorpio24
We'll hunt you down and then wait outside. For years if need be. We will wait until you get fed up of being made to tell her how beautifull and talented she is. Then when you finally kick her out i'll run her over.



Ahhhh...so that's the game now!

It's just a matter of who loses interest first...

But consider this...while you and Rusty are waiting for me and Jessica...Paris Hilton is still running wild!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :)
Damone
06-20-2006, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by ElderPredator
That would never happen, we'll keep her safe no matter what. Her and I will make sweet love everynight. You will never get her! :D

Take a number EP. I call seniority. :)
Scorpio24
06-20-2006, 10:09 AM
Haha.


That silly bitch will kill herself while trying to break the record for number cocks in her at 1 time.
Scorpio24
06-20-2006, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by gorysnoopy
For some reason Scorp,that last post is making me hot.....


And now strangely me also.

:D
ElderPredator
06-20-2006, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Damone
Take a number EP. I call seniority. :)

So, she'll go for the younger guy and that is me. We'll disappear
together.:D
Scorpio24
06-20-2006, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by ElderPredator
That would never happen, we'll keep her safe no matter what. Her and I will make sweet love everynight. You will never get her! :D


Unfortunatley I may have to execute you also. You're a good guy but I don't think I can bring you back from where you've gone.
ElderPredator
06-20-2006, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by Scorpio24
Unfortunatley I may have to execute you also. You're a good guy but I don't think I can bring you back from where you've gone.

Thanks Scorpio, you're a good guy too. But she has taken me with her since day one and we will always be together.
Damone
06-20-2006, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by ElderPredator
So, she'll go for the younger guy and that is me. We'll disappear
together.:D

Experience over youth my friend. :)

But keep in mind when I'm gone and she goes to you...you'll have to deal with Rusty and Scorpio on your own. :)
ElderPredator
06-20-2006, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by Damone
Experience over youth my friend. :)

But keep in mind when I'm gone and she goes to you...you'll have to deal with Rusty and Scorpio on your own. :)

Very true my friend. Damn! Screw it, I'm calling Natalie Portman, my true goddess!
gorysnoopy
06-20-2006, 10:32 AM
Smart move.
jeo4
06-20-2006, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by Scorpio24
I couldn't bring myself to nick it. It's to good.

Both Scorpio24 and RustyRazor are granted my permission to use the term "Robocunt" when referring to the actress/celebrity/skank known publicly as Jessica Alba. I also encourage them to use other words or phrases, including but not limited to:

Canyon crotch
VD flytrap
Muff high dive
Deep blue skeeze
Ms Penecillin
Pole rider
Public utility #1

Any other celebrities said phrases or words may apply to (Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie, etc.) are also fair game.

Signed,
jeo4
gorysnoopy
06-20-2006, 11:55 AM
~dies~


:D
moviemaniac8210
06-20-2006, 03:25 PM
"Hi, my name is Jessica Alba, but you can call me the newest spokeswoman for Hoover, a wonderful brand of vacuum with only the highest quality suction for your hard earned dollar. Would you like me to demonstate on you today?"
ElderPredator
06-20-2006, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
"Hi, my name is Jessica Alba, but you can call me the newest spokeswoman for Hoover, a wonderful brand of vacuum with only the highest quality suction for your hard earned dollar. Would you like me to demonstate on you today?"

Absolutely Jessica, how many levels of suction do you come with? I hope you come with the Super suction option, I've always been a big fan of that. :D
Tagia_Romero
06-20-2006, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by jeo4
Both Scorpio24 and RustyRazor are granted my permission to use the term "Robocunt" when referring to the actress/celebrity/skank known publicly as Jessica Alba. I also encourage them to use other words or phrases, including but not limited to:

Canyon crotch
VD flytrap
Muff high dive
Deep blue skeeze
Ms Penecillin
Pole rider
Public utility #1

Any other celebrities said phrases or words may apply to (Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie, etc.) are also fair game.

Signed,
jeo4

*snickers*
Scorpio24
06-20-2006, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by ElderPredator
Absolutely Jessica, how many levels of suction do you come with? I hope you come with the Super suction option, I've always been a big fan of that. :D


Haha.

I might leave you live after that answer.

:D
Lord Raiden
06-20-2006, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by jeo4


Canyon crotch
VD flytrap
Muff high dive
Deep blue skeeze
Ms Penecillin
Pole rider
Public utility #1


What can I say? It's sheer...
http://www.cartoonspot.net/looney-tunes/images-looney-tunes/wile-coyote-A.jpg

Yeah, but I'd still hit it. Better yet, I'll just wait out for my turn. :D
ElderPredator
06-20-2006, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by Scorpio24
Haha.

I might leave you live after that answer.

:D

Why thank you! :D
AWP82
06-20-2006, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by jeo4
Canyon crotch
VD flytrap
Muff high dive
Deep blue skeeze
Ms Penecillin
Pole rider
Public utility #1

Nah. Robocunt's funnier.
Tagia_Romero
06-24-2006, 01:54 AM
Or as Hannibal King said:

"Cock-juggling thundercunt"
"Horse-humping bitch"

:D
Backstabba
06-24-2006, 01:58 AM
How about Cunt Muffin?...
Eh?...
Ok
*crawls into dark corner*
darchangel
06-24-2006, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Or as Hannibal King said:

"Cock-juggling thundercunt"
"Horse-humping bitch"

:D

I still worked at the theater when this film came out, so I saw the preview the night before with some of my friends.


When he called her a 'horse humping bitch,' I nearly fell on the skanky theater floor I laughed so fucking hard.



~darchangel~