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bubutthead
06-19-2006, 10:26 PM
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but where's code of silence?! and invasion usa?! o well....might as well get it started........

The opening scene of Saving Private Ryan is based on a dodgeball game Chuck Norris played in 4th grade.
Badbird
06-20-2006, 12:44 AM
This is too much Chuck for one man. Chuck knows this, and the producer is already dead from a roundhouse kick to the head.

Seriously, though... "Most popular" Chuck movies? Delta Force 2? Missing in Action 3? I don't think so.

How about The Hitman? Chuck fired a double barreled shotgun three times without reloading (I'm not making this up!) - instantly creating a Chuck Norris Fact(TM) a full fifteen years before the list came out... This is how bad ass he is!
BorderEevilIII
06-20-2006, 12:58 AM
Majority of all those Chuck Movies were released by Cannon, MGM & Orion right?
DevilDoc
06-20-2006, 01:30 AM
Chuck Norris rocks!
mrdeeds
06-20-2006, 01:57 AM
Chuck was the man for me in the 80's. Now, he is just old.
nachogrande
06-21-2006, 02:38 AM
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.''
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris once had an erection lying face down. He struck oil.
DevilDoc
06-21-2006, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by nachogrande
Chuck Norris once had an erection lying face down. He struck oil.

That's impressive! Haha!
Tyler_Durden_208
06-21-2006, 10:00 AM
I still think the best Chuck joke ever was:
Chuck Norris was once denied an Egg McMuffin because it was 11:01. He roundhouse kicked the wall of the McDonald's so hard, it became a Wendy's.
Taors
06-21-2006, 11:10 AM
Sidekicks ruled.

R.I.P. Jonathan Brandis. :(
Badbird
06-21-2006, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by mrdeeds
Chuck was the man for me in the 80's. Now, he is just old.

You are so dead. That whistling sound you hear? That's Chuck's oncoming roundhouse kick from across the country aimed directly for your head. Nice knowing ya.
bubutthead
06-21-2006, 10:05 PM
chuck norris took my virginity, and yours too. if you're saying "wait, that's impossible" then you are dead wrong....
Quigles
06-23-2006, 03:25 AM
Originally posted by bubutthead
chuck norris took my virginity, and yours too. if you're saying "wait, that's impossible" then you are dead wrong....

Man, I feel so violated.
Slim_JGE
06-23-2006, 08:35 PM
The best Chuck Norris Legend I've heard goes like this:

When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Norris.

LOL... that shit kills me!
brodeurnumber1
06-23-2006, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by Slim_JGE
When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Norris.

Let me fix it:

When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, he gets thrown out by Jack Bauer who is always one step ahead.

And Conan should get some of the profit, since he started the whole Chuck Norris thing, and everyone knows that will be why this sells even a few copies.
Scorpio24
07-01-2006, 07:44 AM
Chuck Norris once triped and fell over. He hit the ground head 1st causing an incredible amount of dust to be thrown into the air. Chuck was the only human to survive the insuing Ice Age.

Rumor has it Jack Bauer has just been brutally murdered by what witnesses call a deafening screeching noise and a leg. Police in LA have ruled out a roundhouse induced death incase Chuck Norris is still in the area. Experts expect Bauer's head to land somewhere in the South Paccific on Wednesday.
Duke Nukem
07-01-2006, 06:40 PM
Man, I really want to see a "Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer" movie now!
therealjohng
07-06-2006, 06:14 PM
100% Grade A Chuck, fuck that is genius....
DreadPirateKong
07-17-2006, 02:38 AM
anybody ever see that Forest Warrior movie? wanna talk cinema gold!! almost as good as topdog...we most definitely need a van damme vs norris movie...it could be called SweatPants Showdown, with Richard Simmons as the villian, he makes Van Damme sweat to the oldies to death! or Steven Seagal could reprise his Executive Desicion role... oh god too many good idea's coming to me...
remember Forrest Warrior... i think it came out to cash in on Forrest Gump, except Norris plays a mentally handicapped forest ranger witha deadly ricght kick to the jugular!