Playboy Magazine & Ashlee Simpson

[BorderEevilIII]

from dailydish


Simpson Turns Down Playboy Offer

Ashlee Simpson has turned down a multi-million dollar offer to pose for famed magazine Playboy.

The 21-year-old was offered $4 million, but decided not to bare all for the legendary publication.

Simpson's publicist Rob Shuter confirmed to Web site TMZ.com that the singer did indeed receive the offer to pose for the magazine, but declined.

A newly-glamorous Simpson is currently on tour promoting her latest album I Am Me.


http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7

[ilovemovies]

Not surprising, but still disappointing.

[Scorpio24]

Anothr woman I hate with an unhealthy intensity.

[bigred760]

Oh . . .





. . . darn.

:rolleyes:


I'd rather see her sister.

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by bigred760
Oh . . .





. . . darn.

:rolleyes:


I'd rather see her sister.

So would I. I'd like to see them together actually. :D

[kewljoe]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
So would I. I'd like to see them together actually. :D

HEllz yea:D :D

[gorysnoopy]

Gag.

Ashlee Simpson is,IMO, incredibly unappealling and not exactly skin mag material.Something about her just shouts out "Skank". Not as bad as Hilton or Lohan, but not too far removed, ya know?

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by gorysnoopy
Gag.

Ashlee Simpson is,IMO, incredibly unappealling and not exactly skin mag material.Something about her just shouts out "Skank". Not as bad as Hilton or Lohan, but not too far removed, ya know?


Christ yes.

That's how I feel. I don't like calling people ugly or insulting people on their looks but dear God this is one rough bitch. I got a friend who loves her. Well I should say did have a friend that liked her. I'm not talking to that crazy bastard again.

[Damone]

Originally posted by gorysnoopy
Something about her just shouts out "Skank".

True true.

But I'd still do things to her that are illegal in a few states. :)

[outsyder]

http://petcaretips.net/toucan_sam.jpg

Come on, you know the resemblance is uncannny . . .

[gorysnoopy]

Originally posted by Damone
True true.

But I'd still do things to her that are illegal in a few states. :)


:rolleyes: What else is new?

[Damone]

Originally posted by gorysnoopy
:rolleyes: What else is new?

Just trying to offset some of the negativity. :)

[powersauce]

Originally posted by gorysnoopy
Gag.

Ashlee Simpson is,IMO, incredibly unappealling and not exactly skin mag material.Something about her just shouts out "Skank". Not as bad as Hilton or Lohan, but not too far removed, ya know?
Something about her screams fugly skank and I'm not just talking about looks. Remember that McDonald's incident where she went all diva-ish?;)

[screamer581]

I would't have minded seeing her in Playboy. I might be one one of the few people that find her quite attractive. Annoying and talentless, but attractive.

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by screamer581
I would't have minded seeing her in Playboy. I might be one one of the few people that find her quite attractive. Annoying and talentless, but attractive.

Oh I agree screamer, Ashlee has become very sexy to the point where Jessica is getting jealous.

[gorysnoopy]

Elder, king of all pics, would you mind posting a recent pic of Ashlee?

Maybe , because I haven't seen her lately, I'm just remembering the doofus gork who fucked up on SNL( No I did not see her 2nd appearance.)

[ElderPredator]

Sure gory, not a problem. Here you go. She looks so much hotter.

http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/6876/035gi.th.jpg (http://img438.imageshack.us/my.php?image=035gi.jpg) http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7407/06ashleesimpson2sb.th.jpg (http://img185.imageshack.us/my.php?image=06ashleesimpson2sb.jpg) http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/4937/11ashleesimpson6oa.th.jpg (http://img438.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11ashleesimpson6oa.jpg) http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/9995/ashleesimpson00086kv.th.jpg (http://img438.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ashleesimpson00086kv.jpg) http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/4272/ashleesimpson00117ch.th.jpg (http://img422.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ashleesimpson00117ch.jpg) http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1390/ashleesimpson00142oj.th.jpg (http://img185.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ashleesimpson00142oj.jpg) http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/685/ashleesimpson00153gf.th.jpg (http://img438.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ashleesimpson00153gf.jpg) http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/9246/ashleesimpsonconcert250qh.th.jpg (http://img278.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ashleesimpsonconcert250qh.jpg) http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2092/ashleesimpsonnudecelebs3859pk.th.jpg (http://img259.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ashleesimpsonnudecelebs3859pk.jpg)

[screamer581]

^^^^ She is much hotter than her sister IMO.^^^^

[gorysnoopy]

Thanks,Elder....but I still think she's gross.

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by gorysnoopy
Thanks,Elder....but I still think she's gross.

No problem, she's improved a little bit.

[Funk-Monkey]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
Ashlee has become very sexy to the point where Jessica is getting jealous.

LMAO!!!!!

sexy? no. would i hit it? yes. why not.

[Deadite914]

god damnit! how could people not like her!? shes so fucking hot.

I sure people would agree with me when I say this, I would forcably insert myself if to her....sister.:D

but seriously shes hotter then hell.

[bigred760]

I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything, but she wouldn't be the first I'd invite into it either.

[Funk-Monkey]

lets compare:

http://www.iballer.com/divas/simpson/images/s44_jpg.jpg
http://www.iballer.com/divas/simpson/images/s18_jpg.jpg

to this:

http://www.entertainment-news.org/images/thumbnails/ashlee-simpson-to-perform-on-oprah.jpg

[BorderEevilIII]

Red,

Now Jess is a very christian girl and would be unholy of her to do Playboy if she was offered a gazillion dollars ;)
Now Ashlee screams one on one lesbo action ala Penthouse :D

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by bigred760
I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything, but she wouldn't be the first I'd invite into it either.

You're absolutely right bigred, here's the first girl I would invite: :D

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/3215/angelinajolie040fd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[echo_bravo]

I actually would of liked to see her naked but I guess I'll have to settle for the Girls of the Big Ten:cool:

[ComeNightfall]

If she doesn't want to pose that's fine. If she wants to pose naked straddling a mike stand, that's fine too. I'll be reading Playgirl instead.

But she's more attractive than Lindsay Lohan, who looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet more times than you can shake a stick at.

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by Funk-Monkey
http://www.entertainment-news.org/images/thumbnails/ashlee-simpson-to-perform-on-oprah.jpg


I would take this any day over the other.

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
from dailydish


Simpson Turns Down Playboy Offer

Ashlee Simpson has turned down a multi-million dollar offer to pose for famed magazine Playboy.

The 21-year-old was offered $4 million, but decided not to bare all for the legendary publication.

Simpson's publicist Rob Shuter confirmed to Web site TMZ.com that the singer did indeed receive the offer to pose for the magazine, but declined.

A newly-glamorous Simpson is currently on tour promoting her latest album I Am Me.


http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7


Boo fucking hoo.
If they DIDN'T ask her to pose and asked her sister, she'd be throwing a hissy fit.
See...the problem here is NEPITISM.
It runs rampant in the entertainment industry.
Jessica Simpson is very attractive and has a great voice.
Ashlee Simpson is Jessica's sister.
Jessica Simpson is very attractive and would be appealing in Playboy.
Ashlee Simpson is Jessica's sister.

See the pattern here?

Am I biased? Do I hate Ashlee Simpson?
I hate brother/sister/father/mother/cousin/brother's friend of famous person that tries to glom onto the fame of said famous person but couldn't survive on their own merits.

Isn't life hard enough without "tag-alongs" gumming shit up?
You KNOW she would follow Jessica around when they were kids and Jessica wanted to punt her out of a moving car cause she was SO ANNOYING!

You want to see her in a porno mag?
After another failed album or two, look for her in "CELEBRITY SKANKS" magazine, that new Paris Hilton mag coming out that you get free when you buy a copy of "Stars Are Blind, Deaf, and Dumb".

[KillerKlown]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Another woman I hate with an unhealthy intensity.


I can't stick her either. I always remember that time she made an arse out of herself on SNL.

I'd probably do her out of badness, but I'd have to administer a few Love-Punches.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by KillerKlown
I can't stick her either. I always remember that time she made an arse out of herself on SNL.

I'd probably do her out of badness, but I'd have to administer a few Love-Punches.


Yeah and then there was that shit in macdonalds.

She's just a horrible little bitch imo. But yeah of course goes with out saying that a nasty fuck would still be administared.

[Cronos]

i can't stand her

[ElderPredator]

I definetely can't stand either of them but I'd still bang both of them. And add the few love punches like Killer said. :D

I can't even watch the fuck-up she made on SNL. It's so painful to watch as she was such an idiot.

[KillerKlown]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Yeah and then there was that shit in macdonalds.



I missed that one, what was it?

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by KillerKlown
I missed that one, what was it?

She was drunk, harrassed the staff and some of patrons and just acted like an ass.
Like usually does when sober.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
She was drunk, harrassed the staff and some of patrons and just acted like an ass.
Like usually does sober.

Beat me to it.

Trying to find the thread we had on it.

She was giving it all the do you know who I am's

[ElderPredator]

I have an idea, let's stop talking about these two morons who have the I.Q. of a turd and start talking about these two very intelligent and beautiful ladies. How does that sound everybody? :D

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5665/portmanew25ip.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/1079/keiraknightley082qq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ahhhh, much better! So beautiful and so smart! :D

[ElderPredator]

The Simpsons sisters couldn't hold a fucking candle to these two ladies. Not in a million years.

[outsyder]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
The Simpsons sisters couldn't hold a fucking candle to these two ladies. Not in a million years.

http://luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/bob1/bob1a.jpg

"You're Goddam right!"

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by outsyder
http://luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/bob1/bob1a.jpg

"You're Goddam right!"

:D He's the best!

[Scorpio24]

The Simpsons sisters couldn't hold a fucking candle to these two ladies. Not in a million years.The Simpsons sisters couldn't hold a fucking candle to these two ladies. Not in a million years.]I have an idea, let's stop talking about these two morons who have the I.Q. of a turd and start talking about these two very intelligent and beautiful ladies. How does that sound everybody? :D

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5665/portmanew25ip.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/1079/keiraknightley082qq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ahhhh, much better! So beautiful and so smart! :D

The Simpsons sisters couldn't hold a fucking candle to these two ladies. Not in a million years.




http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4594/stone8ha.th.jpg (http://img408.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stone8ha.jpg)

[ElderPredator]

Nice Scorpio, very nice!

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/1079/keiraknightley082qq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


We really need to start a "Give Keira Knightley a Hamburger" Foundation.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by therealjohng
We really need to start a "Give Keira Knightley a Hamburger" Foundation.


I've got something she can chew on.

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
I've got something she can chew on.

Yeah, me! :D

She doesn't need anything, she's perfect. She's actually a crazy eater but she stays thin.

[powersauce]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
I have an idea, let's stop talking about these two morons who have the I.Q. of a turd and start talking about these two very intelligent and beautiful ladies. How does that sound everybody? :D

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5665/portmanew25ip.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/1079/keiraknightley082qq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



Add Rachel McAdams (also smart,beautiful,classy,talented,etc.) and you've got yourself a deal,mister. ;) :D

However, I do agree that Knightly needs an In-N-Out (local restaurant in SoCal) double double cheeseburger for fuck's sake. I could see her ribcage on that nude Vanity Fair cover.

[jolanar]

Originally posted by screamer581
^^^^ She is much hotter than her sister IMO.^^^^

Quoted for truth!!!!!!

[Deadite914]

Originally posted by therealjohng
We really need to start a "Give Keira Knightley a Hamburger" Foundation.

I hear that. or shes gonna die soon.:( :D

[darchangel]

Who I'd rather see in Playboy:

http://www.nieuwsblad.be/Assets/Images_Upload/nb2601thandie.jpg

http://star.on.net.mk/photo/berry/Halle_Berry_0004.jpg

http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/models/tyra_banks/enlarge/tyra_banks_11.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/12/indianmissworld_gallery__360x550,0.jpg

http://int.kateigaho.com/spr05/images/chiaki-kuriyama3.jpg



There are so many beautiful women out there who aren't blonde, thin dipshits who look like sunless tanner-chromed hobgoblins in the face (like Ashlee and Jessica).

I say 'Fuck you, Hugh Hefner! I'm making my own magazine with HOT naked chicks!!!'


~darchangel~

[ElderPredator]

Hell yeah, I'd give my left kidney to see Catherine Bell do a Playboy. She's one of the most underrated hotties ever! By the way darchangel, I know you're a girl and the fact that you'd like to make a hot chicks magazine is extremely sexy! Just had to mention that. ;)

http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/580/catherinebell185tz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[darchangel]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
By the way darchangel, I know you're a girl and the fact that you'd like to make a hot chicks magazine is extremely sexy! Just had to mention that. ;)



I'm just sayin'...look at this pic of Halle Berry again:

http://star.on.net.mk/photo/berry/Halle_Berry_0004.jpg


Who WOULDN'T chew on that ass, straight girl, gay man or otherwise???

;)



~darchangel~

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by darchangel
I'm just sayin'...look at this pic of Halle Berry again:

http://star.on.net.mk/photo/berry/Halle_Berry_0004.jpg


Who WOULDN'T chew on that ass, straight girl, gay man or otherwise???

;)



~darchangel~

Oh, I totally agree with you there. Who wouldn't want to chew on her perfect breasts? I'd give anything for that.

http://img428.imageshack.us/img428/9624/halleberry130gx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[BorderEevilIII]

Let's see.....


As the original threader The Simpson Girls are indeed.....

(draw own conclusion here ______________ :D

7 Replies YES "7" cause I actually counted the jist goin the uda direction here.....

[therealjohng]

I love how that last pic of Berry says "All-Nude-Celebs" at the bottom and she's fully clothed.

[Deadite914]

Originally posted by therealjohng
I love how that last pic of Berry says "All-Nude-Celebs" at the bottom and she's fully clothed.

:D :D :D :D :D :D good call. that made my day.

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
So would I. I'd like to see them together actually. :D

That's called 'incest'. :D:p

[Deadite914]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
That's called 'incest'. :D:p

thats what I was gonna say. as hot as it would or might be its still very, very ,very wrong.

[BorderEevilIII]

INCEST IMO is two siblings actually DOING each other ;)
That means that they are rug munching and lickin them titties like there is NO TOMMORROW :D


Now if they are posing au natural side by side which AINT gonna happen is NOT INCEST ;)

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
INCEST IMO is two siblings actually DOING each other ;)
That means that they are rug munching and lickin them titties like there is NO TOMMORROW :D


Now if they are posing au natural side by side which AINT gonna happen is NOT INCEST ;)

You say that as if you would still relish it, you sick man. :D:p

Hehe, well now that you put it THAT way, true enough, but the initial impression I got from Elder's comment was that he would want them together as in... you know... TOGETHER.

[jeo4]

Originally posted by darchangel
Who I'd rather see in Playboy:

http://www.nieuwsblad.be/Assets/Images_Upload/nb2601thandie.jpg

http://star.on.net.mk/photo/berry/Halle_Berry_0004.jpg

http://www.funmunch.com/celebrities/models/tyra_banks/enlarge/tyra_banks_11.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/12/indianmissworld_gallery__360x550,0.jpg

http://int.kateigaho.com/spr05/images/chiaki-kuriyama3.jpg



There are so many beautiful women out there who aren't blonde, thin dipshits who look like sunless tanner-chromed hobgoblins in the face (like Ashlee and Jessica).

I say 'Fuck you, Hugh Hefner! I'm making my own magazine with HOT naked chicks!!!'


~darchangel~

Marry me! Damn the laws! ;)