Britney Goes Ooops Nude Again! For A Magazine That Is...

[BorderEevilIII]

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Pregnant Spears Poses Nude


Pop star Britney Spears has once again raised eyebrows by posing nude on the cover of the August edition of Harper's Bazaar magazine.

The heavily pregnant Spears appears on the cover naked with her hands strategically covering her breasts.

Inside the magazine, the newly-brunette singer poses nude and also in a white G-string.

Nine-month-old son Sean Preston joins his mother for shots where the singer wears a black evening gown.


http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7

[Scarfather]

Amazing what make-up, airbrushing, and damn good photoraphy can do for you. I'd still kick her in the stomach though.

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/britney_spears/not_helping_her_cause_20060627.php

[BorderEevilIII]

I dunno about the to be cover that is gonna be hitting newstands... I can imagine ppl that subscribe to HB will be flooding them w/ hate mail.....

As the images.........


uhhhhhh no comment but I kinda liked Pic #4:D

[Tagia_Romero]

What's good for Demi Moore is gold for Britney... or so it seems.

[Scorpio24]

Meh this doesn't realy bother me and she looks ok apart from the pic where she is lying n her backin the fur coat. There is something very wrong about that 1.

[bigred760]

Yeah, this ought to help her get rid of all the paparazzi she was bitching about last week.

[gorysnoopy]

Exactly:rolleyes:

[electriclite]

The greatest advertisement to the powers of Photoshop I've ever seen.

And the way she's posing on the cover (not the Demi Moore nude and pregnant thing) looks uninpsired and amateur. Demi looked powerful and owned her cover. Britney looks like she she just walked off the street and into a photoshoot and just did what people there told her to. . . . . . which probably isn't that far from the truth.


Compare:

http://learn.aero.und.edu/Pages/260/26094/33068_files/image004.jpg

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/06/harp1.jpg

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by electriclite
Demi looked powerful and owned her cover. Britney looks like she she just walked off the street and into a photoshoot and just did what people there told her to. . . . . . which probably isn't that far from the truth.


Haha.

That's actualy true.

[gorysnoopy]

Originally posted by Scarfather
Amazing what make-up, airbrushing, and damn good photoraphy can do for you. I'd still kick her in the stomach though.

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/britney_spears/not_helping_her_cause_20060627.php

Yah,what he said.

[powersauce]

Why she wasn't a one hit wonder I will NEVER understand. I've hated her since day one when I first saw the video for "BOMT" and thought, "Great...now we have a female/singluar Backstreet/N Stink.:rolleyes: :mad: ."

[bigred760]

She's this generation's Debbie Gibson or Tiffany. She's already on her way out; the only reason she's still in tabloids and magazines is because of shit like this. She hasn't had a hit song in a few years and hasn't done anything worth reporting on except get knocked up.

[Deadite914]

am I the only one turned on by the brit pregnent pics?. She looks so god damn fucking hot. why can't you see that!!!!!!??????

"I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS!"
http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/miscreview/zoolander2.jpg

[donna542004]

I think both are quite pertty. I see nothing wrong here.
Donna A.



Originally posted by electriclite
The greatest advertisement to the powers of Photoshop I've ever seen.

And the way she's posing on the cover (not the Demi Moore nude and pregnant thing) looks uninpsired and amateur. Demi looked powerful and owned her cover. Britney looks like she she just walked off the street and into a photoshoot and just did what people there told her to. . . . . . which probably isn't that far from the truth.


Compare:

http://learn.aero.und.edu/Pages/260/26094/33068_files/image004.jpg

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/06/harp1.jpg

[ComeNightfall]

Originally posted by bigred760
Yeah, this ought to help her get rid of all the paparazzi she was bitching about last week.

^You said it!

[RustyRazor]

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/06/harp1.jpg


Does she really believe the joy of motherhood is going to make us forget almost injuring the kid she already has on several occasions?
Or the fact that her marriage to the background dancer / bane of humanity is a joke?
Or that she was a marginally talented singer with a promising future that took all of that and flushed it down her double wide trailer toilet?

"But her fans still lover her, Rusty!"

They're so far in denial, she could beat an elderly person with a bat and they'd compliment her on her swing.

That's not a good thing.

Advice for Britney:

"STOP! ALL RIGHT?! JUST STOP!"

NOBODY believes you're idiotically happy with LeDouchebag.
NOBODY believes you're coming back to a singing career where the world will adore your non condom using ass.

Smile pretty, nimrod.
Live in the fantasy.
I'm not fooled.

"You're a mean asshole, Rusty."

I'll take that. She makes me sick at this point and that's how I feel.

"I'd still hit that."

Then prepare to be a daddy, cause Tumbelina is like the Fertile Crescent, all right? Just brush her shoulder and she's got a kid popping out of an orifice.

No thanks. I'll pass.

[Jon Lyrik]

Airbrushed crackwhore. I'll pass.

[Deadite914]

i am the only one turned one by her.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Deadite914
i am the only one turned one by her.


Thats an affirmitive.

[EBastard]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/06/harp1.jpg


Does she really believe the joy of motherhood is going to make us forget almost injuring the kid she already has on several occasions?
Or the fact that her marriage to the background dancer / bane of humanity is a joke?
Or that she was a marginally talented singer with a promising future that took all of that and flushed it down her double wide trailer toilet?

"But her fans still lover her, Rusty!"

They're so far in denial, she could beat an elderly person with a bat and they'd compliment her on her swing.

That's not a good thing.

Advice for Britney:

"STOP! ALL RIGHT?! JUST STOP!"

NOBODY believes you're idiotically happy with LeDouchebag.
NOBODY believes you're coming back to a singing career where the world will adore your non condom using ass.

Smile pretty, nimrod.
Live in the fantasy.
I'm not fooled.

"You're a mean asshole, Rusty."

I'll take that. She makes me sick at this point and that's how I feel.

"I'd still hit that."

Then prepare to be a daddy, cause Tumbelina is like the Fertile Crescent, all right? Just brush her shoulder and she's got a kid popping out of an orifice.

No thanks. I'll pass.
You need a sitcom. Making over a million bucks an episode. NOW.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

MY BLACK ASS IS GOING TO COMIC-CON...ARE YOU?

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by RustyRazor


Then prepare to be a daddy, cause Tumbelina is like the Fertile Crescent, all right? Just brush her shoulder and she's got a kid popping out of an orifice.



Coming soon "Species 4"

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by EBastard
You need a sitcom. Making over a million bucks an episode. NOW.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

MY BLACK ASS IS GOING TO COMIC-CON...ARE YOU?


Thanks, E.
Consider your timbers shivered.
Wish I could go to ComicCon but alas...I'll be watching it on G4.


By the way, what do you think they'll be naming the new Spears litter...umm..baby?


A) Lucky
B) Not So Lucky
C) Headspin Arugula Plainfield Spears
D) 1PM Therapy Appointment Spears

or

E) Place Name Here

[darchangel]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
Thanks, E.
Consider your timbers shivered.
Wish I could go to ComicCon but alas...I'll be watching it on G4.


By the way, what do you think they'll be naming the new Spears litter...umm..baby?


A) Lucky
B) Not So Lucky
C) Headspin Arugula Plainfield Spears
D) 1PM Therapy Appointment Spears

or

E) Place Name Here


Of those choices, I really hope it ends up being Headspin Arugula Plainfield Spears...but for 'place name here' I hope it ends up having a half white trash, half pretty fly for a white guy name, like Brit and Kevin's marriage.

Maybe it could be Sheniquah Daisy Mae Spears-Federline??? ;)



~darchangel~

[EBastard]

Originally posted by darchangel
Of those choices, I really hope it ends up being Headspin Arugula Plainfield Spears...but for 'place name here' I hope it ends up having a half white trash, half pretty fly for a white guy name, like Brit and Kevin's marriage.

Maybe it could be Sheniquah Daisy Mae Spears-Federline??? ;)



~darchangel~
That sounds tornado bait, trailer-park trash fabulous. I love it.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

MY BLACK-ASS IS GOING TO COMIC-CON...ARE YOU?

[moviemaniac8210]

She looks tired, hell I'm tired. Will write more on this sad issue later:D