Who would you like to see in "Playboy"?

[ElderPredator]

Hey everybody,

Due to the constant debate and news of certain celebrities being offered the chance to grace the holy cover of "Playboy" magazine, I felt it was time to do something that no one has yet done. I want to ask you all the most important question of your lives (not really but it's fun either way ;)). My question to all of you is, who do you think is worthy of being on the cover of the greatest magazine known to man as well as some women?

To make this more interesting, I'll name off some ladies myself as you all would expect from me. Also, I will be making an effort to super-impose high resolution photos of celebrities onto the cover of Playboy magazine so we all can enjoy the thought. All celebrities named are also up for debate as some celebrites have been so naked already that adding them to "Playboy" wouldn't make any difference.

So, as a great man named Al Bundy once said, "Lets rock!"

Here is my first choice for a stunning cover girl. I'd give anything for this issue if it ever came. :rolleyes:

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1809/playboycoverkatebeckinsalenorm.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[ElderPredator]

So let's get started!

[ElderPredator]

Here is my next "Playboy" fantasy! :rolleyes:

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6402/playboycoverjessicabielnormal2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[therealjohng]

Scarlett Johannson
Natalie Portman
Mariska Hagirty

[Backstabba]

Jessica Alba
Natalie Portman

That's all I ask.

[syxxpac]

I can't say her name or she'd punch me one but good :p

But as for runners-up - Elisha Cuthbert, Devon Aoki and the previously mentioned Kate Beckinsale would be stellar centerfolds.

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by syxxpac
I can't say her name or she'd punch me one but good :p

But as for runners-up - Elisha Cuthbert, Devon Aoki and the previously mentioned Kate Beckinsale would be stellar centerfolds.


All excellent choices, Syxx.
Toss Salma Hayek, Gabrielle Union, and Eva Mendes and you've got yourself an issue selling off the stands!

[ElderPredator]

Hmmm, good choice.

It's going to take me a while to make covers for those girls. hope you all like my Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale covers.

[Cronos]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
hope you all like my Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale covers.

i love 'em

:D

[echo_bravo]

Salma Hayek

Jennifer Love Hewitt

[KillaMyers]

Here's my picks...

Jessica Biel
Scarlett Johansson
Rachel McAdams
Jennifer Lopez
Salma Hayek
Eva Mendez
Nelly Furtado

[darchangel]

My choices, as listed in LipSynch Simpson's thread (plus a few extras):


Thandie Newton
Tyra Banks
Halle Berry
Aishwarya Rai
Chiaki Kuriyama
Vivica A. Fox
Ali Larter
Monica Bellucci
Cristina Scabbia
Ashley Judd
Neve Campbell
Vanessa Williams
Kristin Davis


...and the already male schmoe-suggested Gabrielle Union, Salma Hayek, Mariska Hargitay, Eva Mendez, Nat Portman and Kate Beckinsale.

...yummy ;)



~darchangel~

[bourahioro]

OH man! That Jessica Biel cover was the motherfuckin' BOMB!! So, yeah, that means she's top of the pile for me...As well as the alreasy mentioned Elisha Cuthbert, Sheri Moon Zombie, and Kelly Hu.

[robk]

I'd love to see Eva Longoria in Playboy.

But at least we have her lookalike, Carmella DeCesare, to whet our appetites in the meantime.

[syxxpac]

Originally posted by bourahioro
Kelly Hu.

Kelly Who? Kelly Hu, that's who.

[echo_bravo]

Forgot to add Lucy Liu. That would be awesome!

[adamjohnson]

Playboy sucks. Now Hustler.....

[Lord Raiden]

Originally posted by adamjohnson
Playboy sucks. Now Hustler.....

Playboy sucks and Hustler blows.

C'mon....you left that one wide open adam :D

[Deadite914]

mila kunis
http://www.nemesismatrix.com/cybertron/transformers/mila_kunis_l1.jpg

[Scorpio24]

Playboy is discusting and degrades women I for one am discusted at the people replying in this thread. You shame us all.



















































Stacey Kiebler (OBVIOUSLY)
Trish Stratus
Halle Berry. (Love her)
Scarlett (of course)


Ya know fuck it. All women should be made to pose nude bewteen the ages of 18 & 45 at least once.




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quickly runs back in


Elder those covers are awesome.

Cherly Tweedy


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[screamer581]

I'll add a few that haven't been mentioned yet.


Rhada Mitchell
Winona Ryder
Lacey Chabert
Audrey Tautou
Laura Prepon
Rosario Dawson

[Deadite914]

Originally posted by screamer581
Laura Prepon

ditto

[Boner X-Ray]

KELLY PRESTON!!!!!!!

And everyone else everyone else has mentioned.

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by Scorpio24

Elder those covers are awesome.

Cherly Tweedy


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Thanks bud, more covers to come very soon!

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by Scorpio24


runs as fast he can out of thread before the women get crazy


As long as PlayGIRL has the following...

Hugh Jackman
Clive Owen
Viggo Mortensen
Eric Bana
Sean Bean
Oded Fehr
Thomas Kretschmann
Vin Disel
James Denton
Johnny Depp
Gael Garcia Bernal
Kiefer Sutherland
Jeremy Northam
Jason Statham
Antonio Banderas
Vincent Ventresca
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
David Tennant
Josh Holloway
Matthew Fox
Cillian Murphy
Brandon Routh
Doug Savant
Gerard Butler
Christian Bale
Matthew McConaghey
Ewan McGregor
Kevin Spacey
James Marsden
Jensen Ackles
Billy Zane
Colin Farrell
Jared Leto

and all of the 'real' men, I think it's a happy compromise.

:D


Before I get flamed, I was seriously joking when I said 'real' men. :D

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
As long as PlayGIRL has the following...

Hugh Jackman
Clive Owen
Viggo Mortensen
Eric Bana
Sean Bean
Oded Fehr
Thomas Kretschmann
Vin Disel
James Denton
Johnny Depp
Gael Garcia Bernal
Kiefer Sutherland
Jeremy Northam
Jason Statham
Antonio Banderas
Vincent Ventresca
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
David Tennant
Josh Holloway
Matthew Fox
Cillian Murphy
Brandon Routh
Doug Savant
Gerard Butler
Christian Bale
Matthew McConaghey
Ewan McGregor
Kevin Spacey
James Marsden
Jensen Ackles

and all of the 'real' men, I think it's a happy compromise.

:D


Before I get flamed, I was seriously joking when I said 'real' men. :D

Cool lis Tagia and that is the most kick-ass avatar ever!

[The Postmaster General]

Originally posted by Deadite914
mila kunis
http://www.nemesismatrix.com/cybertron/transformers/mila_kunis_l1.jpg


I agree, but, WHOA - What's with the airbrushed cleavage!?



Kelly Who? Kelly Hu, that's who.

Kelly? Kelly Wong. Kelly Wong? Kelly Wong. Kelly Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Milla's cleavage coming out of my left ear, and Kelly the... I-don't-know-what coming out of my right.




Catherine Zeta-Jones
Kelly Ripa

[EBastard]

Originally posted by KillaMyers
Here's my picks...

Jessica Biel
Scarlett Johansson
Rachel McAdams
Jennifer Lopez
Salma Hayek
Eva Mendez
Nelly Furtado
Probably the best list i've seen so far. Only women i'd add would be Natalie Portman, Kiera Knightley, Halle Berry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Milla Jovovich, Rachel Weisz (she's said in the past that she gave it A LOT OF CONSIDERATION...hope she does it soon) and Stacy Keibler.

Ya know, no matter where she is in her career, to add to that list, I think that when C-ZJ hits 40...she should definitely pose.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

MY BLACK ASS...LOVES THIS THREAD!

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
As long as PlayGIRL has the following...

Hugh Jackman
Clive Owen
Viggo Mortensen
Eric Bana
Sean Bean
Oded Fehr
Thomas Kretschmann
Vin Disel
James Denton
Johnny Depp
Gael Garcia Bernal
Kiefer Sutherland
Jeremy Northam
Jason Statham
Antonio Banderas
Vincent Ventresca
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
David Tennant
Josh Holloway
Matthew Fox
Cillian Murphy
Brandon Routh
Doug Savant
Gerard Butler
Christian Bale
Matthew McConaghey
Ewan McGregor
Kevin Spacey
James Marsden
Jensen Ackles
Billy Zane
Colin Farrell
Jared Leto

and all of the 'real' men, I think it's a happy compromise.

:D


Before I get flamed, I was seriously joking when I said 'real' men. :D


All the real men you say?

Mmmm. I'm not sure if i'm comfortable getting out the old balls and chain but if you insist.

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
All the real men you say?

Mmmm. I'm not sure if i'm comfortable getting out the old balls and chain but if you insist.

Right is right, fair is fair. :p

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Right is right, fair is fair. :p


Well hey what's god for the goose is good for the gander. (What the hell does that even mean)

And I asked 1st. The floor is yours ma'am.

:eek: :D

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Well hey what's god for the goose is good for the gander. (What the hell does that even mean)

And I asked 1st. The floor is yours ma'am.

:eek: :D

Hehe, I would, but this isn't the thread for me to indulge. :D

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Hehe, I would, but this isn't the thread for me to indulge. :D


And just where would the correct thread be? Ya know jus incase i'm in the area.


:p :D





Ooooh that reminds me. Got to ask Jo for that Post naked pictures of yourself thread in site suggstions.

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
And just where would the correct thread be? Ya know jus incase i'm in the area.


:p :D



Well perhaps I'll make one. :p








Ooooh that reminds me. Got to ask Jo for that Post naked pictures of yourself thread in site suggstions.



http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/Dr_Frank-N-Furter.jpg

"Naugh-ty"

[Scorpio24]

Awww Christ.


That's me off sex for a month. How could you do that to somebody?:(

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Awww Christ.


That's me off sex for a month. How could you do that to somebody?:(

Easy. I'm a female Saggitarius. :D

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Easy. I'm a female Saggitarius. :D



Pish.

Only a lowly Sag. Everyone KNOWS Scorpios rule the world. :D

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Pish.

Only a lowly Sag. Everyone KNOWS Scorpios rule the world. :D

http://www.elizabethleach.com/images/photos/Healy-PissingContest.jpg

[powersauce]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Easy. I'm a female Saggitarius. :D

It's quite well known that Saggis go well with Libras. ;)

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Everyone KNOWS Scorpios rule the world. :D


Damn right buddy.

[syxxpac]

Originally posted by powersauce
It's quite well known that Saggis go well with Libras. ;)

I believe you mean LEOS. They're the kings of the jungle :D

[powersauce]

Originally posted by syxxpac
I believe you mean LEOS. They're the kings of the jungle :D

I hear Leos (My dad is one) and Libras work together well too. I guess I have a chance with Beckinsale after all...should it not work out with her and Len.

[Tagia_Romero]

I think you all need to be informed. :D

The Zodiac (http://www.zodiac-signs.co.uk/)

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
I think you all need to be informed. :D

I've just done a quick rundown on the signs mentioned. I've posted all the best bits from the mentioned signs.....:D

Leo
Leo is the fifth Sign of the Zodiac. These folks are impossible to miss, since they love being center stage. Making an impression is Job One for Leos. They all wish they could be Scorpio's.

Mmmmm to show offy?

Libra
We can call this the Sign of partnership with a capital 'P' because these folks do not want to be alone! They all wish they could be Scorpio's

Mmmmm to girly?

Sagitarius
A Sag can become argumentative and blunt. That's not to say that these folks are intransigent. It's also a good idea to give Sags lots of room to explore their world. Once these folks start to feel hemmed in, they'll become impatient and difficult. The Sagittarian-born are keenly interested in philosophy and religion, and they find that these disciplines aid their internal quest. They all wish they could meet Scoprio's

Mmmmm to violent?



Now it was hard but I tried to find some bad points about us Scorp's just to be down the middle.

Scorpio Best Sign EVER!!!!!
-Scorpio is the symbol of sex and Scorpios are passionate lovers, the most sensually energetic of all the signs.
-They have a better chance of becoming geniuses than the natives of any other sign
-Scorpios have a dark and mysterious style which, combined with an irresistible personal magnetism, creates a fascination in members of the opposite sex. They ooze sexual excitement and require a partner who can keep up with their marvelous capacity for taking everything to the limit and far beyond. For Scorpios, emotions run deep, and their faculty of intuition is remarkably accurate, so their antennae can pick out a prospective partner at first sight
-Their mental and physical powers of recuperation are remarkable, and truly evolved Scorpios can learn to use their power to help and inspire others.
-They may not intentionally want to be mysterious but many of them manage to appear enigmatic anyway. They do not like being crossed or manipulated, and react to such treatment with sarcasm and vengefulness.
-They do not live life but attack it.



Mmmmm interesting?

And that's the worst bits.

:D :D :p

[bigred760]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Sagitarius
A Sag can become argumentative and blunt. That's not to say that these folks are intransigent. It's also a good idea to give Sags lots of room to explore their world. Once these folks start to feel hemmed in, they'll become impatient and difficult. The Sagittarian-born are keenly interested in philosophy and religion, and they find that these disciplines aid their internal quest. They all wish they could meet Scoprio's



That's me :D!!! Except the part about being interested in religion and philosophy - not that interested in either.

And who would I like to see in Playboy . . . ?

Right now, I think the list for "Who I wouldn't want to see in Playboy" would be shorter - start with Paris Hilton at the top of THAT list.

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
I've just done a quick rundown on the signs mentioned. I've posted all the best bits from the mentioned signs.....:D



Sagitarius
A Sag can become argumentative and blunt. That's not to say that these folks are intransigent. It's also a good idea to give Sags lots of room to explore their world. Once these folks start to feel hemmed in, they'll become impatient and difficult. The Sagittarian-born are keenly interested in philosophy and religion, and they find that these disciplines aid their internal quest. They all wish they could meet Scoprio's

Mmmmm to violent?





Violence is what makes the world go round, dearheart. :D Unfortunate, but it's the truth.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Violence is what makes the world go round, dearheart. :D Unfortunate, but it's the truth.


You go with violence i'll go with love.

;)

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
You go with violence i'll go with love.

;)

Bring on the war, cos the lovin' comes after. :p

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Bring on the war, cos the lovin' comes after. :p


Ahhh now you're talking.



;)

[Deadite914]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Scorpio Best Sign EVER!!!!!
-Scorpio is the symbol of sex and Scorpios are passionate lovers, the most sensually energetic of all the signs.
-They have a better chance of becoming geniuses than the natives of any other sign
-Scorpios have a dark and mysterious style which, combined with an irresistible personal magnetism, creates a fascination in members of the opposite sex. They ooze sexual excitement and require a partner who can keep up with their marvelous capacity for taking everything to the limit and far beyond. For Scorpios, emotions run deep, and their faculty of intuition is remarkably accurate, so their antennae can pick out a prospective partner at first sight
-Their mental and physical powers of recuperation are remarkable, and truly evolved Scorpios can learn to use their power to help and inspire others.
-They may not intentionally want to be mysterious but many of them manage to appear enigmatic anyway. They do not like being crossed or manipulated, and react to such treatment with sarcasm and vengefulness.
-They do not live life but attack it.

thats me. November 1 :D

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Deadite914
thats me. November 1 :D


You're one day short of being the joint coolest person in the world. Tell your folks good effort. Damn good effort.