Ashlee Simpson the new model for Victoria Secret?

[BorderEevilIII]

from dailydish



Simpson Set to Model For Victoria's Secret

Ashlee Simpson is set to become the new face of sexy lingerie company Victoria's Secret.

The 21-year-old star will front the store's new range, Pink.

According to the New York Daily News, the singer beat out finalist Kelly Clarkson to represent the new line of younger, "cuter" lingerie for the company.


http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7



She beat out Kelly?!? I think these ppl need GLASSES!

[Tagia_Romero]

Kelly is infinitely better looking than Simpson.

[powersauce]

Sweet merciful fuck, Ashlee is fugly. Kelly Clarkson (as much as I hate her music) is better looking.

[outsyder]

What a fucking joke.

[jeo4]

They passed Kelly Clarkson over for an ugly fucking hobgoblin?!

[BorderEevilIII]

Do I predict Ashlee quickly getting the boot when they realized that they made a HUGE MISTAKE like how Virgin quickly dismissed Mariah Carey from her record contract? :D

[jolanar]

Yall are crazy. Ashlee SImpson is smokin hot.

Btw, that link no longer goes to the original article.

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by jolanar
Yall are crazy. Ashlee SImpson is smokin hot.

Btw, that link no longer goes to the original article.


scroll down bud :D

The story appears at the end of the link ;)

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
scroll down bud :D

The story appears at the end of the link ;) Well, he obviously needs glasses.

Wanna play ZING pong? ZING!
. . . I'm just kidding.

[Deadite914]

well at least one is doing it rather then none. But I think both of them are insanely hot so im not nessesarly let down. But I do wish they would both do it.

[screamer581]

Originally posted by jolanar
Yall are crazy. Ashlee SImpson is smokin hot.




Agreed. Although Kelly is pretty damn hot herself.

[Scorpio24]

Asley Simpson is THE ugliest woman in the history of the world..no universe.


This has been checked verified and confirmed by over 50 of the world's leading perverts.

[CMAGUS]

ashlee simpson never looked that good and now with the new nose she looks so ugly her face looks retarded her nose looks like a slope

[ComeNightfall]

I'm not a man, but I can appreciate female hotness when I see it, and Kelly has it over Ashlee in spades.

Also, if the new line is called Pink, how come they didn't ask the singer Pink to be their spokeswoman?

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by ComeNightfall


Also, if the new line is called Pink, how come they didn't ask the singer Pink to be their spokeswoman?



Isn't it Spokesperson ? :D

I like Pink and I guess she is how should I say......

TOO BUTCH for VS? :D

Me thinks they are lookin for the Girly Girl Image :D

[Addi88]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
from dailydish



Simpson Set to Model For Victoria's Secret

Ashlee Simpson is set to become the new face of sexy lingerie company Victoria's Secret.

The 21-year-old star will front the store's new range, Pink.

According to the New York Daily News, the singer beat out finalist Kelly Clarkson to represent the new line of younger, "cuter" lingerie for the company.


http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6865/space20balls20darth20vader3gc.gif

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Addi88
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6865/space20balls20darth20vader3gc.gif

Haha class.

[echo_bravo]

Ashlee is fuckin smokin. Annoying and completely worthless, bu smokin.

Kelly is to much of a tomboy for VS.

[someguy]

Originally posted by outsyder
What a fucking joke.

post and avatar combo

[Deadite914]

Originally posted by echo_bravo
Ashlee is fuckin smokin. Annoying and completely worthless, bu smokin.

Kelly is to much of a tomboy for VS.

good call. both have shity songs that never seen to die.

but ashlee is the hotter of the two in my opinion

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by Deadite914
but ashlee is the hotter of the two in my opinion


That and she at least has breasts to show off the VS stuff.

[powersauce]

Originally posted by therealjohng
That and she at least has breasts to show off the VS stuff.

Too bad she has an ugly face unlike Kelly.

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by powersauce
Too bad she has an ugly face unlike Kelly.

I'd rather pump my power sauce into Simpson than Clarkson, so agree to disagree.


I still find Clarkson attractive, I just think Simpson has a better body fit for VS.

[jeo4]

She has a parrot beak and a horse face, combined with mosquito tits and a mullet. Sorry, but Kelly is infinitely better looking. (And SO much more talented.)

[screamer581]

Originally posted by jeo4
She has a parrot beak ....


Not anymore.

[Deadite914]

http://www.zone1061.com/pictures/wallpapers/ashlee800.jpg

come on, anyone not turned on by that is insane

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by Deadite914
come on, anyone not turned on by that is insane

[Mentiroso]

I used to lover her. She has gorgeous feet.

Now since the plastic surgery, she looks just like another skank clone. I miss her old face.

[BorderEevilIII]

UGH on the picture :rolleyes:


Racoon Eyes = Major Turn Off

I rather see Jess over Ashlee in that pose;)

The Twins look LOPSIDED

And that bubble over her face IMO kills the look its tryin to get here...

Now if this was taken by David LaChapelle i'd change my mind

[Deadite914]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^
I said it once and i'll say it again, anyone not turn on by that picture and/or ashlee simpson in is insane and must be put in the local loony bin ASAP

[BorderEevilIII]

Now this is sexxy ;)


The Twins Are Coming Undone! (http://thebosh.com/archives/Jessica%20Simpson%20%20Shot.jpg)

[moviemaniac8210]

So who is better looking: Ashlee or Jessica.... And have any of you see that new Ashlee Simpson music video? What did you think of it?

[Tweek]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Asley Simpson is THE ugliest woman in the history of the world..no universe.


This has been checked verified and confirmed by over 50 of the world's leading perverts.

um...

Ashlee Simpson > Rosie O'Donnel
Ashlee Simpson > Macy Gray
and so on.

though
kelly clarkson > ashlee simpson

[Tweek]

Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
So who is better looking: Ashlee or Jessica.... And have any of you see that new Ashlee Simpson music video? What did you think of it?

The one for "Invisible"? I kinda like it, though i can't buy simpson as tough.

[therealjohng]

Ashlee Simpson is way hotter than Jessica. Way.

[Tweek]

Originally posted by therealjohng
Ashlee Simpson is way hotter than Jessica. Way.

i agree
but kelly beats out ashlee in my opinion

[Deadite914]

Originally posted by Tweek
[B]um...
Ashlee Simpson > Macy Gray/B]

:D :D :D :D I just sprayed soda out of my nose.

but I think ashlee simpson is ubber fucking hot. Plus she is more likely then kelly to date some crazy dude with blue hair(a.k.a me). not a big chance, just more of a chance.

[powersauce]

Originally posted by Deadite914
http://www.zone1061.com/pictures/wallpapers/ashlee800.jpg

come on, anyone not turned on by that is insane

http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes510/airplanetwo139.jpeg

Surely, you can't be serious?!

Besides, spoiled brats like her turn me off anyways. That McDonald's incident is further proof.

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by powersauce
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Besides, spoiled brats like her turn me off anyways. That McDonald's incident is further proof.


ya mean this one? ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFMht18fmLA&search=Drunk%20Ashlee%20Simpson


Maybe she was in the mood for a HAPPY MEAL and decided to do without it.... :D

[Deadite914]

I don't understand how that insidents are in anyway related to her hotness

http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images314299_ashlee_simpson_3.jpg
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/ashlee_s_2.jpg
http://www.sawf.org/newsphotos/hollywood/ashlee_simpson_3_splashnews.jpg

that is what needs to be in the next VS catalog - 1 layer of clothes:)

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by Tweek
i agree
but kelly beats out ashlee in my opinion


For me it's close, but I'd rather have Ashlee. She's a bit more voluptuous. And I love that in women.

[jeo4]

"come on, anyone not turned on by that is insane..."

Or has 20/20 vision and no buzz going.

;) :D


I keed I keed!

Seriously, though...she still looks like she chases parked cars. And that nasty mullet...ugh!!

[screamer581]

Originally posted by therealjohng
Ashlee Simpson is way hotter than Jessica. Way.


Amen brother. Amen.

[someguy]

http://www.sawf.org/newsphotos/hollywood/ashlee_simpson_3_splashnews.jpg

Is it just me or does she look like Jessica in this picture.

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by someguy
http://www.sawf.org/newsphotos/hollywood/ashlee_simpson_3_splashnews.jpg

Is it just me or does she look like Jessica in this picture.


Just you.

[darchangel]

Originally posted by jeo4
She has a parrot beak and a horse face, combined with mosquito tits and a mullet. Sorry, but Kelly is infinitely better looking. (And SO much more talented.)


I laughed so hard at this, I sucked my gum into my nasal cavity...




~darchangel~

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by jeo4
They passed Kelly Clarkson over for an ugly fucking hobgoblin?!

I guess Jessica passed up the opportunity first.


Yeah, I said it.

She's a little...fucking...tag along.
And I can't stand this nepotism bullshit.
Ashlee Simpson is closing in on my shitlist.

*Jessica Alba
*Paris Hilton
*...Ashlee Simpson? (It's gonna happen.)

[someguy]

Wouldn't Victoria's Secret be on your shitlist, they're the ones who chose Ashlee anyways.

Or is she gonna go on there just because you hate her.

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by someguy
Wouldn't Victoria's Secret be on your shitlist, they're the ones who chose Ashlee anyways.

Or is she gonna go on there just because you hate her.

I'd say a little from Column A and a little from Column B.

I hate when untalented individuals attach themselves to the side of more talented individuals similar to a fucking LEECH and people fool themselves into believing that they have said talent.

*I personally believe she's untalented. Many people may think she can sing like a fucking bluebird, I just can't hear it.
*Ref. - her lip synched appearance on Saturday Night Live.

Funny thing is, I know I'm not alone in my belief.

If you cling to your more talented sibling and a thrust into the spotlight and you ACTUALLY show your skills...well, its just as bad but at least it justifies the extended fifteen minutes she'll receive.

So, to sum up: the only reason Ashlee SImpson would receive a job as a model for VIctoria's Secret is because Jessica wouldn't do it and neither would the several other more popular, unspoken actresses / songstresses they asked.

Rusty hates phoneys and Ashlee Simpson is one of the phoniest.

I hate.
It's true.
Doesn't mean I don't love.
There's just a lot of sad, pitiful, and bad people in the world.
It's my right not to love them.
It's my right not to piss on them if they were on fire.

But that's just me.

[Tweek]

Originally posted by Deadite914
:D :D :D :D I just sprayed soda out of my nose.



-bow-

[jolanar]

Just out of curiosity, how many of you enjoy Ashlee Simpsons music?

I am in no way saying that Simpson is more talented than Clarkson (I don't think anyone would argue that).

It's not all that bad. Her first CD, which I have to admit that I own, is actually pretty good.

[someguy]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
It's my right not to love them.
It's my right not to piss on them if they were on fire.

But that's just me.

Jeeeesus, you did this in the Paris Hilton thread. I know it's your 'right' and I'm not a forum dictator or anything. I'm just askin a question and you act like I'm ripping up the bill of rights here :p

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by someguy
Jeeeesus, you did this in the Paris Hilton thread. I know it's your 'right' and I'm not a forum dictator or anything. I'm just askin a question and you act like I'm ripping up the bill of rights here :p

Originally posted by someguy
Wouldn't Victoria's Secret be on your shitlist, they're the ones who chose Ashlee anyways.

Or is she gonna go on there just because you hate her.


The answer to your question (without getting any wordier) is:

Victoria's Secret on my shitlist: no
Ashlee "Klingon" Simpson: yes

All Victoria's secret is a delightful little magazine with plenty of beautiful women in it...talented at what they do.

Ash-hole Simpson's claim to fame is having a beautiful sister...and not much else.

My whole "rights" jag is something I use a lot because there are those on this website who wonder why people bitch about these shallow and clueless stars so much.

I have to defend myself a lot.

Hope I finally answered the question.

[darkface]

http://www.nndb.com/people/658/000045523/kelly_clarkson.jpg http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7756/ashlee2zf.jpg


How is there even a contest? Easily (The new) Ashlee.