If you absolutely had to F**K a guy...

[[SD] Bob Plisskin]

Like in True Romance Clarence said if he had to fuck a guy it would be Elvis, so if you had to fuck a hollywood actor who would it be? Oh and girls you have to fuck a girl http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Now I don't know if many people are comfortable enough with their sexuality to answer this so I'll just assume that anybody who doesn't post is in the closet alright?

I guess my choice would be Tom Cruise.

<OB>

[Reigh Kaufman]

I'm not gay but I have no problem in saying which guys are good-looking, much to my mates amusement (hillbillies, the lot of them)...

Uh...I would, if I had too, go for Jude Law, Jonathon Rhys Meyers, that kid from Gossip and Blade 2, Stephen Dorff and Ethan Hawke circa Alive. That's if I had too, mind, but if I had too choose any male celeb I would fuck Jon bon Jovi. By a swift kick in the balls. Thenn he'd be fucked...

[VicVega]

*cringe* If I absolutely had to in order to save the human race... it'll be George Clooney.

[paul calf]

leonard shelby at least fifteen minutes after it happened all would be forgotten

[Antonio]

What I find hilarious is that pointless topics (well...maybe not pointless to the latent homosexuals, though) like these are allowed in here.

[Horror whore]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by VicVega:
*cringe* If I absolutely had to in order to save the human race... it'll be George Clooney.</font>

What I wanna know is how would fucking George Clooney save the human race?

[Mr. Orange]

Well Whore it's easy. Say George Clooney uses all the money that he has made from his movies and builds a giant weather altering device. He threatens the world with huge floods and scorching heat unless VicVega gives him the mini VicVega.

[[SD] Bob Plisskin]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Antonio:
What I find hilarious is that pointless topics (well...maybe not pointless to the latent homosexuals, though) like these are allowed in here.</font>

jeez it's all in fun, if you don't like it don't read it the topic header is fairly self explainitory.

&lt;OB&gt;

[flowrchild]

As a girl, I would pick Angelina Jolie. She is so sexual and powerful that she'd probably make it real easy for me. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[flowrchild]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Antonio:
What I find hilarious is that pointless topics (well...maybe not pointless to the latent homosexuals, though) like these are allowed in here.</font>

As opposed to your 100 posts a day requesting different lists?

[CheekyShepherd]

If my life depended on it I'd probably choose......

James Dean.

Does that make me a Necrophile??

[Horror whore]

As a girl, I'd have to say Eliza Dushku. But hopefully I'll never have to... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Shayde]

Bruce Willis

[Reigh Kaufman]

I think Horror Whore and Flowerchild should at least try...?

Antonio should lighten up, too. I mean, 'Best Meikh What's His Face'? Really, who gives a toss? Anywho, news just in: George Clooney has just threatened the World Senate. Something about a weather balloon. Vic Vega, are you the man to save planet Earth? All eyes are on you, friend!

[Grebdron]

Oh, hell, it's all in fun. Get a grip, folks!! (To those of you who lash out about topics) As was said earlier, If you don't like the name of the thread, don't enter. (Uh oh, "enter" could be construed as a latently homosexual term. I better watch it, or I might offend someone.)

I guess in a large pinch, you know, being forced to, I'd do Leonardo DiCaprio. He's so close to being a girl anyway, it might not even be a homosexual act.

[max]

I'd probably fuck Mel Gibson. It's the only time I'd enjoy watching him bug and roll his eyes...you know, because he'd be in so much pain. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[bankholdup]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by flowrchild:
As a girl, I would pick Angelina Jolie. She is so sexual and powerful that she'd probably make it real easy for me. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

</font>

oh my dear Lord. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Brad Pitt

As long as I was the "giver", hey you never know he might invite Jen?

[Dr Martin Luther Loomis]

Well I'm not gay except on Wednesdays from noon til 3:00. So in that time period I can say in the bitchiest tone that Paul Walker is indeed the finest little basket of ass I had ever done seen! I'd gladly take a break from all the furry little triangles down at Muff Ranger Central for one quick romp in the sack with him and his large ripe stalk of sweet sugar cane.

I'd also like to take him to the Outback Steakhouse when the deed is done.

[Tuukka]

I don't usually really *notice* the sex appeal of male actors like I notice the sex appeal of females. However, I do think that Benicio Del Toro is very charming, and Jude Law is very beautiful for a man. Both are great actors, also.

[BadCoverVersion]

Jennifer Connelly is bloody stunning...Although the "Cling-film wrapped skeleton" look she's sporting at the minute doesn't quite appeal!

I'd be quite happy to climb atop Kelly MacDonald also...She's a rather fetching gal!

[belphegor]

well that's an easy one for me since i have absolutly no problem fantasizing about either actors or actresses (aside from the fact that i'm gay):

my pick would be vin deisel. (oh the things i'd make him do for his country!!!)




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[cocaineNE1]

Tom cruise or ryan phillippe!
I'm comfortable with my sexuality, I'm not gay

[belphegor]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BadCoverVersion:
Are you planning to elaborate...

I for one am interested in hearing just how you plan to corrupt the delectable Mr Deisel (He's a bit butch is that one!)...Ooooooh the debauchery!!!!</font>


to be honest, i don't think i'd have any trouble at all in corrupting the Mr. in question as i sense that he's already rotten to the core ;-)

lets just say that i'm no prissy-sissy myself and the fact that he's butch only makes it more appealing ;-) but i won't get into details. this is the wrong site for such extensive probing, wouldn't you say badcover??? :-) now back to the movies.

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[Grebdron]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by belphegor:


this is the wrong site for such extensive probing, wouldn't you say badcover??? :-) now back to the movies.

</font>
Did you have to say probing? Ouch. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/lmaa.gif

[vtadave]

I'd have to say Michael Jackson. He's close enough in looks to his sister Janet that I could just imagine I'm doing her.

[belphegor]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Grebdron:
Originally posted by belphegor:


this is the wrong site for such extensive probing, wouldn't you say badcover??? :-) now back to the movies.

</font>
Did you have to say probing? Ouch. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/lmaa.gif


huh... sorry. i didn't mean to offend your sensibility.

[BadCoverVersion]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by belphegor:

to be honest, i don't think i'd have any trouble at all in corrupting the Mr. in question as i sense that he's already rotten to the core ;-)

lets just say that i'm no prissy-sissy myself and the fact that he's butch only makes it more appealing ;-) but i won't get into details. this is the wrong site for such extensive probing, wouldn't you say badcover??? :-) now back to the movies.

[This message has been edited by belphegor (edited 08-07-2002).]</font>

Intriguing, I must admit http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

"Rotten to the core"...Hmmmm... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Scarface98.9]

I'd have to say Ben Afflect. that rubber Daredevil suit is so attractive http://www.joblo.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[Grebdron]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> Originally posted by belphegor:

</font>

[/B]
huh... sorry. i didn't mean to offend your sensibility.

[/B][/QUOTE]

Just kidding of course. I just Looove that smiley!!

[belphegor]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Grebdron:
Just kidding of course. I just Looove that smiley!!

</font>
and u couldn't tell that i was kidding as well?
yap. cool smiley ;-)

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[Grebdron]

Of course I could. And, my sensibilities are most definitely not easily offended.

[daredevil0214]

if i had to, and i would... ][wink wink][ :T probably joaquin phoenix, cuz hes soooo damn fine or ewan mcgregor ala moulin rouge style http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[FeverDog420]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by belphegor:
well that's an easy one for me since i have absolutly no problem fantasizing about either actors or actresses (aside from the fact that i'm gay):

my pick would be vin deisel. (oh the things i'd make him do for his country!!!)</font>

You better STEP OFF, bitch! That man is mine! Who was the one drooling in the theatre during Boiler Room, hmm???? I saw him first, so keep your mitts off or I'll slap the queer right out of you!

Anyway, to answer the question, this gay man would probably wanna shag, um....lemme think...uh....Christina Ricci, maybe? No, I'm old enough to remember Mermaids...maybe Kate Winslett? Marisa Ribisi from Dazed and Confused (I too dig those redheads)...The always fetching Minnie Driver has got good blowjob lips, though, but women generally don't give good head, so maybe not...let's see....

Wait! Drew Barrymore! Aw yeah!!!!




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[Grebdron]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by daredevil0214:
if i had to, and i would... ][wink wink][ :T probably joaquin phoenix, cuz hes soooo damn fine </font>

Ewwww!!! That harelip would just bother me too much!!

"Would I? Would I?"

"Harelip! Harelip!"

[BadCoverVersion]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FeverDog420:
Wait! Drew Barrymore! Aw yeah!!!!</font>

Excellent choice there...I bloody love Drew!

She's just got that cheeky grin...

[Terrell]

Okay, I'm officially worried about some of you people. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Grebdron]

As you should be Terrell, as you should be.
http://www.plauder-smilies.de/devil/saeek.gif

[Romero&Juliet]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by [SD] Bob Plisskin:
Like in True Romance Clarence said if he had to fuck a guy it would be Elvis, so if you had to fuck a hollywood actor who would it be? Oh and girls you have to fuck a girl http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

</font>

well I'm a homosexual, so having sex qwith Christian (lol, or Elvis. he was just so damn pretty!) would pretty much be a blessing! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Ironically enough, if I had to have sex with a girl, it would be Patricia Arquette!

Or Sandra Bullock....I've always found ger REALLY attractive.

[VicVega]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Horror whore:
What I wanna know is how would fucking George Clooney save the human race?

</font>

The clouds open up and Gods says "If you don't fuck George Clooney the world will end". Hows that?

[daredevil0214]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Grebdron:
Ewwww!!! That harelip would just bother me too much!!

"Would I? Would I?"

"Harelip! Harelip!"</font>

what?! wtf! what harelip!!!!

[flowrchild]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by daredevil0214:
what?! wtf! what harelip!!!!</font>

Art thou visually impaired?

[daredevil0214]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by flowrchild:
Art thou visually impaired?

</font>

well i must be... what harelip? show me a picture! [btw how DO i post a picture in this forum]

[daredevil0214]

ok now i see the harelip.

but still

hes still attractive, in the right angle of the light i guess... WHO CARES ABOUT THE HARELIP! DONT BE BIASED!

lol

jp.

[electriclite]

Cameron Diaz.

Only because I have this weird feeling she'd be giggling during the sex. If you're gonna have lesbian sex, might as well make it more interesting.

[flowrchild]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by daredevil0214:
ok now i see the harelip.

but still

hes still attractive, in the right angle of the light i guess... WHO CARES ABOUT THE HARELIP! DONT BE BIASED!

lol

jp.</font>

lol glad you finally noticed it http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif I personally think River Phoenix was great looking.

[LAW]

I'm not a lesbo in the slightest. So I will pick two guys I would like to see go at it.

HHMMMMMM......

Pitcher- Antonio Banderas
Cather- Steve Buscemi

wait, that is too scary to picture, here's a better one:

Pitcher- Tom Hanks
Catcher- Tom Cruise
(picture Tom H. saying thanks to Tom C. as he kisses his forehead and passes him a wet towel when it's done.)

While am fantasizing how about one for the lovely ladies from Hollywood:

Carpet Layer- Julia Roberts
Floor- Carrie Anne Moss ("Oscar my ass, work it bitch and carefull with those teeth!)

[MoNsTeR]

geez, hmm... if i absolutely had to FUCK a guy, it would be..

-ADAM GARCIA from Coyote Ugly.
or..
-PAUL WALKER from Fast and the Furious

i was about to put VIN DIESEL but the thought of him.. ACK!!

//out.

[jaymx]

I would like to congratulate all u guys on making me smile the most today. This is some hilarious shit!

If I ABSOLUTELY had to fuck a guy it would be...David Duchovny. I dunno why, maybe all the UFO/alien probing he probably recieved in the X-Files would shed a bit of light humour on the situation.

[daredevil0214]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by flowrchild:
lol glad you finally noticed it http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif I personally think River Phoenix was great looking.

</font>


yeah... hes nice too. but still... joaquin is my baby http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Bub]

If I had to, it'd be Eli Marienthal. That's because he's the same age as me.

[fryman_3000]

I dunno about you guys but I've always wanted to do it with a cartoon character. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/eek.gif

http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[belphegor]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fryman_3000:
I dunno about you guys but I've always wanted to do it with a cartoon character. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/eek.gif

http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by fryman_3000 (edited 08-08-2002).]</font>

lemme guess... dumbo???



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[ColinM]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1079/5983-0010.jpg

I'd definitely fuck Humphrey Bogart if I had to fuck a guy. What really helped me choose him was seeing To Have and Have Not. Lauren Bacall was pretty much the female-equivilant of Humphrey Bogart in that movie, and I'd fuck her in a second, so there you have it. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[thundy]

Hmm, I'm gay, so it's kinda broad spectrum.

Brad Pitt, Sean Biggerstaff (yes, he's legal ;p), Orlando Bloom, and Paul Walker.

[Hypothermia]

Another extremely tasteful topic, I see.

Anyway, I'll go with Russell Crowe, Jude Law and - for some reason - Kevin Spacey too.

[Moviefreek]

This Topic Sickens me as the homophobic I am I wouldn't dare...kill me first.... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/eek.gif

[BadCoverVersion]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Moviefreek:
This Topic Sickens me as the homophobic I am I wouldn't dare...kill me first.... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/eek.gif</font>

Jesus...It's a simple question!

Nobodys actually going to force you into indulging in a bit of the ol' bum-love mate!?

I advise you to keep the personal comments to yourself...If you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all...

It's just a bloody shame that homosexuality "sickens" you so, I'm afraid it's your good self that has the problem here!

[Hypothermia]

&lt;&lt;&lt;shoots Moviefreek's homophobic ass dead where he stands&gt;&gt;&gt;

What?! What you said kill you first...

[Nate6]

Oh god, if I absolutely had to fuck a guy it would be Kevin Zegers or Eli Marienthal, because they're both around my age. If I had to go with an adult it would be Brad Pitt.

[daredevil0214]

reading this amuses me http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif keep up the good work http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Horror whore]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by thundy:
Sean Biggerstaff (yes, he's legal ;p)</font>

Isn't that Oliver Wood from HARRY POTTER? If so, I agree. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Tapeworm]

Johnny Depp, no doubt.

[flowrchild]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Moviefreek:
This Topic Sickens me as the homophobic I am I wouldn't dare...kill me first.... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/eek.gif</font>

Ya know, it probably would have been better for you to skip the topic entirely than make an idiotic closed-minded statement like that.

[notchreturns]

William Shatner, I'd fuck William Shatner. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[bskutle]

If I HAD to, Brad Pitt, but only because maybe we could get Jennifer Aniston to do a 3-way. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by FeverDog420:
but women generally don't give good head, so maybe not...let's see....

Wait! Drew Barrymore! Aw yeah!!!!


LOL, Beg to differ :). There are women out there who give good head...

[Reigh Kaufman]

Why is everyone picking on moviefreek for being a 'homophobe'? I've been to Homophobia several times and can tell you that is a great place for the family, with lots of cheap and cheerful activities such as pitch-n-putt. Try it and see before we pick on people for being different...

[BadCoverVersion]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman:
Why is everyone picking on moviefreek for being a 'homophobe'? I've been to Homophobia several times and can tell you that is a great place for the family, with lots of cheap and cheerful activities such as pitch-n-putt. Try it and see before we pick on people for being different...</font>

One day I shall give you a severe beating love!

Your "Japery" get's fucking worse by the day!

I hope you realise that you are gradually becoming the token "Brian Conley" stylee wise-arse of the Board...!

Oh the shame...

[Reigh Kaufman]

I'd love to respond to these slurs but I'm not allowed to talk to you (says BTMC). Let's just say that I'd rather be Brian-It's-A-Puppet-Conley than Fanny-I'm-Moody-Me-Craddock any day of the week! Must go now, because my Buckfast has been half-inched by a dirty beggar sitting on my bench...

[FilmFreak87]

The thought of having someone else's c*ck up my ass really turns my stomache, (no offence to homosexuals or anything) but If I had to do it, it would have to be a threesome: Me, Jennifer Anniston, and... Jake Gyllenhaal.

[ghostworldfan]

Either Jude Law or Brad Pitt.

[dannywalker17]

elijah wood

[Hannibal21]

...

[Dude]

Hmmmm... let's see...

Jude Law
Leo Dicaprio
Ryan Phillippe

The twinker the better!:D

[batfreak]

Christian Bale or Jude Law

[Scarface98.9]

Actually, I change my vote. After seeing the new trailer for Daredevil, my choice of sadomaschosism love with Afflect has faded.

My vote goes to:

John Holmes

[The Claw]

Warwick Davis.

I've always wanted to do it with a midget.

I mean.. uh..

Uh..

[Mike]

Originally posted by Dr Martin Luther Loomis
Well I'm not gay except on Wednesdays from noon til 3:00. So in that time period I can say in the bitchiest tone that Paul Walker is indeed the finest little basket of ass I had ever done seen! I'd gladly take a break from all the furry little triangles down at Muff Ranger Central for one quick romp in the sack with him and his large ripe stalk of sweet sugar cane.

I'd also like to take him to the Outback Steakhouse when the deed is done.

I'm going to have to say James King, that is the best looking guy I've ever seen, wait---what's that? James King is a girl? DAMN! I knew James King was just too cute to be a guy ;)...

Anyway, I'd also have to go with Paul Walker. I can't believe I'm going to say this but he has a really nice ass for a guy, I wish my ass looked that good, not to say that my ass looks bad or anything ;). If I had to pick anyone it would be him. Josh Hartnett and Ben Affleck are runners up...

[malcolm1980]

Elijah Wood. He's the only one I could think of who's legal and not a female.

[Memento8291]

Originally posted by notchreturns
William Shatner, I'd fuck William Shatner. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

how creative...heh

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, here it is....If I HAD to fuck a guy...had to...it would be Christian Bale, preferably as Patrick Bateman. I am comfortable with this comment, as I am certain that I'm not gay...but Bale is a helluva dude, and he's the only guy I would give my young body to. This is quite amusing to say....and hey, If you fucked him as Patrick Bateman, you wouldn't have to worry about being embarassed afterwards..considering a chainsaw or ax would pierce through your skull soon after intercourse...peace...

[Rated R]

Al Pacino...I don't know why...maybe I wonder if he spouts his lines during sex... like hooha, and say hello to my little friend...

[BorderEevilIII]

Orlando Bloom (in his LOTR character):D
Its something about that long golden blonde hair he sports in the movie gets me goin...

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by Rated R
Al Pacino...I don't know why...maybe I wonder if he spouts his lines during sex... like hooha, and say hello to my little friend...

I hate to so blatantly bump up a topic...but...I gotta say, I laughed outloud at this one. :p

[Sugar Magnolia]

Well I'm Catholic, so...

[Ed]

omg! are you guys serious, i mean, i'm not homophobic or anything, and i have no prob w/ saying what male celebrities have god given attractiveness, but, i would never really fuck a guy! no matter how attractive or famous he is, it would be uncomfortable and a major turn off if you ask me. hehehe, if it was a matter of life and death, hmm... i'd think about it. :D anyways i'd really do Katie Holmes any time, so if she has like a boy twin then in a life or death matter, i'd fuck the guy. eww, i can't believe i've just said that. :p

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Sugar Magnolia
Well I'm Catholic, so...

It happens every day in confession...???

[Scarface98.9]

Originally posted by Rated R
Al Pacino...I don't know why...maybe I wonder if he spouts his lines during sex... like hooha, and say hello to my little friend...
Or "She's got a great ASS!!!!!!!!! And you've got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I'll leave it up to you to provide a context

[ec_winton]

As a girl, I'd have to say Phoebe Cates circa Fast Times at Ridemont High.

[ec_winton]

.

[The Delfonics]

BRUCE CAMPBELL!!!

[Big Pudge]

hmmmm, fuck a guy... hmmmm

i gues id hit up a deal w/ Brad Pitt.... we'll fuck... but i get to bone ur wife for the rest of my life whenever i want to!

id say thats even??

[Invincible]

..you....you...BASTARDS!!!:D

[eraserhead_99]

maybe leonardo dicaprio or george jetson.:D

[Sugar Magnolia]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
What??? Please finish this sentence mate...I'm hugely intrigued!!!!

The sentence was never really meant to be finished. You've heard all of those things about Catholic Priests and how they...you know...to little boys. Anyways, I just like making fun of my Catholic-ness. Hearing about that kind of stuff makes me glad I don't go to Church.

Hmmm...No offence by the way...

None taken.

[Ed]

Originally posted by Sugar Magnolia
Catholic Priests and how they...you know...to little boys. Anyways

well, cath chuch has always been a bitch, first it burned people alive at the stake, now it rapes little boy and girls. it's actually disturbing, funny how you couldn't say the word rape... why?

[freakandgeek]

well, i am a girl, and i'd have to say sarah michelle gellar. i call her my "girlfriend" with my friends....so.....yeah her

[Sugar Magnolia]

Originally posted by Ed
funny how you couldn't say the word rape... why?

I was trying to be subtle.

[Succubus]

I'm still laughing from the harelip debate. It's always there, you just have to look. Apart from on the covers of GQ magazines, they don't like extra facial elements. Airbrush time ;)

If I had to have my way with a female, it would have to be Thora Birch. Or Drew Barrymore, the little minx.

[Annie Hall]

If I was forced into some John Irving sitchation with a lady, I would have to say Thora Birch.

[arto_j]

Well, since this topic has re-emerged I might as well answer, after having so succesfully avoided doing so the last time around...

My choice in the "George Clooney is about to destroy Earth"-scenario would probably be Wes Bentley...Something about that bastard, that awakes my deepest and most secret emoti...nevermind, I wasn't saying anything of importance. WEsley is my choice of man-flesh here.

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by arto_j
Well, since this topic has re-emerged I might as well answer, after having so succesfully avoided doing so the last time around...

My choice in the "George Clooney is about to destroy Earth"-scenario would probably be Wes Bentley...Something about that bastard, that awakes my deepest and most secret emoti...nevermind, I wasn't saying anything of importance. WEsley is my choice of man-flesh here.

Welcome to the dark side, arto!

We knew you'd be here eventually.;)

[daredevil0214]

who else but my joaquin?

woah this was a while ago topic though.

[ScaryMovie]

My 2 would be.....Tom Welling (Clark- Smallville) and/or Ian Somerhalder (Paul - Rules Of Attraction). Both of them are just so...Pretty. It's funny cause they are also very similar looking too... If I had to choose only one though it'd be Ian, he's such a lil dog, ehehhehehe.

[Entti]

My picks would be Christian Bale, Jude Law, Wes Bentley, Kiefer Sutherland, Hugh Jackman. Man that's a lot.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Entti
My picks would be Christian Bale, Jude Law, Wes Bentley, Kiefer Sutherland, Hugh Jackman. Man that's a lot.

You've thought this through haven't you luv...that's quite a bit of variety you've got going on there.

I've just got to commend you on your fabulous selection...JUDE and BALE, the things I would do...;)

[Mike]

Originally posted by Entti
My picks would be Christian Bale, Jude Law, Wes Bentley, Kiefer Sutherland, Hugh Jackman. Man that's a lot.

In my opinion, Bale and Sutherland are just plain nasty. If I was going to have sex with a guy it certainly wouldn't be with either of those two, but I might consider your other choices ;).

[Entti]

Originally posted by Mike
In my opinion, Bale and Sutherland are just plain nasty. If I was going to have sex with a guy it certainly wouldn't be with either of those two, but I might consider your other choices ;).

Good thing that people have different tastes. :)

[freakandgeek]

if i had to f**k a guy...well, that would be nice. ha ha but my choices would be

jake gyllenhaal
adrien brody
barry pepper
joaquin phoenix
:D

[MickeyKnox]

If i had to fuck a guy i'd fuck Edward Norton

[Voodoodoll]

This topic cracked me up :D

As a girl I'd have to toss a coin: Drew Barrymore or Milla Jovovich (that would really piss off my guy friends) :D

[Gia]

Angelina Jolie, definetly!

[rushmore beauty]

Probably Jude Law or Ewan McGregor.

[Sad man]

Mmmmmmmmmm...
I think that Christian Bale is a good looking guy, as well as Vin Diesel...or maybe Seann William Scott after the wedding in AMERICAN PIE 3, he would be so drunk.

[Mike]

Sad Man:

I personally find Christian Bale kind of ugly, but I agree with your pick of Seann William Scott. He looked really buff in the previews to Bulletproof Monk. However, for me it would still be Paul Walker.

[Hannibal21]

John Cusack would be my first choice....

Runner ups:
Ewan McGregor
Kyle MacLachlan
Leonardo Dicaprio
Brad Pitt
Elijah Wood (mainly because he's so femme so it really wouldn't count as f**king a male at all ;) )

[Grebdron]

I still say Leo DiCaprio, and stand by my earlier statement.

Would it even be considered a homosexual act if he's so close to being female?

[stevereno]

i would fuck a guy regardless

now if i had to fuck a girl, i would go with A J COOK she's very pretty

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0309593/CN-4-4.jpg

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Ren Hoek]

Hmmmmm, my first choice would be David Bowie.

Maybe Ewan McGregor as well... I dunno why, but he shows his little lightsaber in every second film he's in and it doesn't really scare me any more :p

[Sad man]

Originally posted by Mike
Sad Man:

I personally find Christian Bale kind of ugly, but I agree with your pick of Seann William Scott. He looked really buff in the previews to Bulletproof Monk. However, for me it would still be Paul Walker.


lol But forget what I said. If I had to fuck a guy It would be THOM YORKE from Radiohead. I love and adore him.

[bowieee]

1. Morrissey (in the 80's)
2. Bowie

[JasonLeeFan]

God, if I had to, it would be Eddie Norton, just because we could discuss his career while it was going on. He's one of the coolest actors of all time.

Oh, and I'd like to say, I am no longer a homophobe. Yes, my friends, I was once going down that path, but this is what changed my mind.

You wave your flag, you say I'm free. Then use the word fag, to f**k with me.
-Anti-Flag

Great band with a great message of peace and love for fellow humans.

Oh, and this summer's tour is awesome. I was just at the first show of the tour and it was friggin awesome.

[TheGodSon]

As much as I feel akward saying this. Probably Brad Pitt. He's just a good looking guy.

[Annie Hall]

My answer for a chick has cha-cha-cha-changed.

Helena Bonham Carter. Easily. I know I'm a very straight chick and all, but, this woman is stunning and sexy as hell.

[Tagia_Romero]

Hmmm I would definately consider bumping uglies with Asia Argento and Monica Bellucci. Both wonderful looking women, and Asia is very smart, and brain power is always sexy.

[Tagia_Romero]

Asia Argento, definately.

[scottish-movie-freak]

Oooh, that'd have to be Jake Gyllenhaal for me.

Maybe Frank the rabbit could join in too...

[one_crow_sorrow]

Brad Pitt

[Psyco Chick18]

Tought choice here, but i'd probably fuck either Catherine Zeta-Jones or Monica Keena, but most likely it'd be Monica.

[TheDeadWalk]

Larry Wachowski.

He should have his surgically formed vagina by now.

And maybe some man-tits.

Then all I'd need is a paper bag and a blindfold. And I was going to suggest a pint of whiskey, but we don't want the whiskey dick syndrome, now do we?

[MickeyKnox]

Johnny Depp
Edward Norton
Quentin Tarantino
John Cusack

[martyds761]

Either.... Ummmm, I'm not sure. Uhhh, thinking.... Val Kilmore. At least the name Val can be a girl.

[Indiana Sev]

If I had a gun to my head -- Johnny Depp.

Runner-up: Sam Rockwell.

[sarah1980]

If I had to fuck a girl I'll totally do Angelina Jolie since I think she's hot

[Standoobie]

I have to say that this thread is both funny and kinda gross at the same time. But just to add my input I would say Bruce Campbell, just imagine the one liners. "Give me some sugar baby".

[Standoobie]

Just a side note, but where are the ladies that would pick Keira Knightly?

[ANavissi500]

Justin Timberlake.

In the words of the immortal Jenna Jameson, "I could twist that little bastard into a pretzel and do things you never even thought of."


***this quote courtesy of VH1's "100 Hottest Hotties"***

[HHH123007]

Brad Pitt....he's quite attractive.

[wilykily]

wow brave thread

anyway Colin Ferrel or Ryan Renolds

[morpheus23]

My choices will be Paul Walker, Colin Farell or Brad Pitt

[Golden Ghost]

Just peaking my head out of the closet to say...

Ewan McGregor

...And we quickly run back in.

[Begbie2004]

I would say Richard Simmons. *just kidding

for real it would have to be, only if the fate of the world depended on it, colin farrel