Lindsay Lohan's Kabbalah Name is.....

[BorderEevilIII]

from dailydish


Lohan Gets a Kabbalah Name

Lindsay Lohan is becoming so involved with Kabbalah, she's been give her own special name -- Rose.

Pop queen Madonna was recently reported to be mentoring Lohan and introducing her to the religion. Lohan confessed she was looking into the teachings to help her find solace in her hectic life.

According to sources, Lohan's name "is partly based on her birth date and place of birth."

Madonna's Kabbalah name is Esther.



SFGate/DailyDish (http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7)

[outsyder]

I have my own name for Lindsay Lohan.

Coked-out Anorexic Bitch.

[powersauce]

Originally posted by outsyder
I have my own name for Lindsay Lohan.

Coked-out Anorexic Bitch.

It's interesting how she's become the "Mean Girl" in real life in the tabloids and the Mean Girl in the movie (R McA) is anything but mean and is making wiser career choices...not to mention infiniti times prettier than LL.

[Scorpio24]

I think i've said this before but I am prepared to kill for money.

Just wire transfer me some green and I will begin the quest.

[moviemaniac8210]

So, Madonna "dumped" Britney and now she's taking Lohan under her wing? Why would she want to ruin such a sweet and innocent girl? Fuck 'em both!

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
Fuck 'em both!


Damn right!!! I'm grabbing some condoms.

[Joshmo]

Gimme some condoms - one in the pink - one in the stink...

[Tagia_Romero]

That's a rather 'normal' name.

[lunatic]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
from dailydish


Lohan Gets a Kabbalah Name

Lindsay Lohan is becoming so involved with Kabbalah, she's been give her own special name -- Rose.

Pop queen Madonna was recently reported to be mentoring Lohan and introducing her to the religion. Lohan confessed she was looking into the teachings to help her find solace in her hectic life.

According to sources, Lohan's name "is partly based on her birth date and place of birth."

Madonna's Kabbalah name is Esther.




SFGate/DailyDish (http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7)


Kabbalah is not a religion.

[darthjohnthewis]

Funny, I thought her name was gonna be Firecrotch!? WTF?

[Scarfather]

I was expecting

Itdoesntmatterthatimlettingastupidbritishanglophil ewhodesperatelwantstopretendpeoplecareaboutheropin ionconvertmetoawackedoutcultwithziptonillanythingt odowiththejewishreligionbecausenobodycaresaboutmee itherANDILOOKLIKEFRANKIEMUNIZWITHLONGHAIR

[EBastard]

Originally posted by lunatic
Kabbalah is not a religion.
Amen brother. Or rather...

Popo-zao, brother. Yeah, Popo-zao. :cool: :D



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

MY ASS IS GOING TO COMIC-CON...ARE YOU?

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
from dailydish


Lohan Gets a Kabbalah Name

Lindsay Lohan is becoming so involved with Kabbalah, she's been give her own special name -- Rose.

Pop queen Madonna was recently reported to be mentoring Lohan and introducing her to the religion. Lohan confessed she was looking into the teachings to help her find solace in her hectic life.

According to sources, Lohan's name "is partly based on her birth date and place of birth."

Madonna's Kabbalah name is Esther.


SFGate/DailyDish (http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7)

Rose? Nah. That's just not good enough.

CRABGRASS! (close...but....)
PUSSYWILLOW! (...not quite there...)
VENUS FLYTRAP! (...almost...)

RAGWEED! (Ladies and gentlemen...we have a winner!)

Keep trivializing (is that a word?) religion, entertainment trash.
Eventually, when judgement day comes, guess who gets on the "short bus"?

BTW: What was Britney Spears' "special" Kabbalababbah name?


Popozalias?