Jennifer Lopez Practices VooDoo?!?

[BorderEevilIII]

This story from SmokingGun just made me go WHOA!




http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0630061jlo1.html

[Tagia_Romero]

Better than bunny boiling.

[Scorpio24]

I practice vodoo. It's good stuff. In fact Tag doesn't realise it but she's about to burst into a ball of flames becasue I say so. Teach her for raping my eyes with that THING she's posted twice.



Ahhh Lopez. When she 1st come onto the scene I liked her. I liked her honesty about her dislike for certain celebs and what not. But then after a while you just realise she's exactly like the celebs she slated.

Still though. Fabulous ass. FABULOUS.

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
I practice vodoo. It's good stuff. In fact Tag doesn't realise it but she's about to burst into a ball of flames becasue I say so. Teach her for raping my eyes with that THING she's posted twice.




http://www.wackypackages.org/John_Mann_Website/originals/series2/pictures/boohoo.jpg

:D:p

[Joshmo]

Um, the fuck signs an agreement and then states he should still be allowed to gab?

Voodo huh?

Fuck me sideways - is there ANYONE in fucked up Hollyweird besides Mel Gibson who is a practicing Christian or Catholic and isnt ashamed to state so?



Tha fuck already - Kabbala, Voodo, Scientology, and most of these stars are/were raised Christian - I'm beginning to think these people actually made deals with the devil to get or stay famous

[RustyRazor]

She practiced voodoo to snag men, hunh?
If voodoo is code for "wearing outfits that accent that bulbous ass", then yeah. Call her the voodoo child cause THAT is how she snagged her last few "bedsheet dancers".

Sweet sassy mollassy, who "green lights" these stories?
An ex-husband, two times over, who just so happens to be trying to sell a book comes out with this story...
You know, if I ran a newspaper / magazine and this guy came to me with this fantastic tale, I'd beat him within an inch of his life with my steel toed boot...or maybe his own book.
That would be more fitting.

[BorderEevilIII]

Me think a GIF Image of Jen in that "Waiting For Tonight" music vid that has her dancing looped over and over fits soooooo perfectly for this Vooooodooooooo story :D

[deadguy76]

Since she's a puerto rican, technically speaking wouldn't she be practising Santeria?

[electriclite]

Originally posted by deadguy76
Since she's a puerto rican, technically speaking wouldn't she be practising Santeria?


That's exactly what she was practising, but Voodoo is used as an all encompassing catergorization when describing religions of Carribean/Latin cultures.

[dellamorte dellamore]

She has to be , it's the only way to explain her success with what i consider to be middling talent , in the i can't really sing so i'll shake my ass shakira mold . She cast a spell to fool people into thinking her music is actually good .