Hilton ready to bless the planet with her children

[moviemaniac8210]

Everybody run, the hoe wants kids....

By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC

Paris Hilton wants to reproduce. Soon. The partying heiress insists she’d be a “great mother” — but the 25-year-old says she doesn’t want to wait long because she doesn’t want to be an “old mom.”

“I know in my heart of hearts I would be a great mother,” Hilton told the London Mirror. “I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel that I would have a lot to give to my children. . . . And I don’t want to be an old mom — hopefully it’ll happen soon, within the next five years.”

And, despite her reputation for being a skimpily clad man-killer, Hilton insists she’s cautious when it comes to her love life.

Source: MSN

[powersauce]

More like CURSE the planet!:rolleyes:

[BorderEevilIII]

*do I hear "Carmina Burana" ?, no its just me*


http://latinoreview.com/films_2006/fox/omen666/images2/omen-1a.jpg




NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!




certain celebs should NOT be allowed to procreate!

[bigred760]

Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC

Paris Hilton wants to reproduce. Soon. The partying heiress insists she’d be a “great mother” — but the 25-year-old says she doesn’t want to wait long because she doesn’t want to be an “old mom.”

I like the fact that great mother is in quotes.

“I know in my heart of hearts I would be a great mother,” Hilton told the London Mirror. “I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel that I would have a lot to give to my children. . . . And I don’t want to be an old mom — hopefully it’ll happen soon, within the next five years.”

To reiterate, she's comparing raising children to looking after pets. And I'd like to add that she once lost her dog - sadly, I know about this because the news reported it (at least it was breaking news).


And, despite her reputation for being a skimpily clad man-killer, Hilton insists she’s cautious when it comes to her love life.

Source: MSN

Just not her porn life.


Anyone else think the kid will look like this:

http://www.theplaza.ca/moview/Pics/Films/1985/Goonies/pic4.jpg

For the kid's 18th birthday, I hope the kid gets a copy of One Night in Paris. :D

[adamjohnson]

She doesnt have to be a good mother. she has millions of dollars for nannies.

[Raoul Duke]

The desired father needs to be kicked in the nuts to prevent any more fouling of the earth with the Hilton blood line.

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
And, despite her reputation for being a skimpily clad man-killer, Hilton insists she’s cautious when it comes to her love life.





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH, yeah, like that one guy who taped them fucking and then sold it for shitloads of money. HAHAHAHHAHAA, what a bunch of shit.

[Joshmo]

Didnt this ho like lose her dog AND had her cell phone stolen or some shit?

She makes Britney Spears look like mom of the year

Besides - didnt she just get done stating on Letterman that she was taking time for herself and not in search of a man?

Oh wait - wrong generation - ho's dont need husbands or men for that matter with our technology. One Turkey baster bastard on the way :rolleyes:

[darthjohnthewis]

Dear lord you just know that poor kids gonna come out yelling, "Sloth love Chunk!!"
Isn't it written somewhere that her offspring will bring the first sign of the apocalypse?!

[Scarfather]

lol, no

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She is the only human being in the entire world who if she died, people would make t-shirts the day it happened, fucking Michael Jackson would get more respect.

[darthjohnthewis]

You might just have somethin' there, scarfather. Lord knows I'd buy one!

[electriclite]

Just tell her she can't go clubbing anymore if she has kids and she'll take it all back.

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
Everybody run, the hoe wants kids....

By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC

Paris Hilton wants to reproduce. Soon. The partying heiress insists she’d be a “great mother” — but the 25-year-old says she doesn’t want to wait long because she doesn’t want to be an “old mom.”

“I know in my heart of hearts I would be a great mother,” Hilton told the London Mirror. “I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel that I would have a lot to give to my children. . . . And I don’t want to be an old mom — hopefully it’ll happen soon, within the next five years.”

And, despite her reputation for being a skimpily clad man-killer, Hilton insists she’s cautious when it comes to her love life.

Source: MSN


She thinks she'll be a great mom.
She also thought "Stars Are Blond" would be a Grammy winning album.
See where the problem begins?

An "old mom". Considering having a child with this human papschemere would involve spending time with your (son, daughter, hatchling) means being around this vapid bitch, she might be VERY old before she finds an unfortunate victim.

She knows in her "heart of hearts"? More than one heart! HA! I knew it! She's an alien! That explains that cockeye and her complete inane personality!

She's got a lot of "beautiful animals that she looks after"?!
A chihauhau is not a baby, you fucking nitwit!
And how many of this poor little dogs has she gone through so far?!
You can't get rid of a baby when he/she craps on your Gucci shoes!

"Within the next 5 years"? A cock eyed optimist.

And lastly, she's "cautious when she comes to her love life"

(Loud speaker outside of Paris' bedroom blares)
"Serving #245! #245!"

If this nimrod had a PR person, would half of the stupid shit that comes out of her mouth even make it to press?
I wonder.

[moviemaniac8210]

Nicely said Rusty;)

[Shockwave]

..are people really upset about this? This is free comedy for at least the next few years!

[bigred760]

Originally posted by Shockwave
..are people really upset about this? This is free comedy for at least the next few years!

Upset? No, "Frightened" better describes it.

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by Shockwave
..are people really upset about this? This is free comedy for at least the next few years!



With Paris Hilton, comedy is easy...just like her.
*Rimshot!*

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the fish!

[BorderEevilIII]

I already see a TV Movie of the week where someone like Dakota Fanning as Paris is gonna play her and her daughter is in her 20's and they don't see eye to eye where the daughter calls her a horrible mom and the mother shoots back saying that she shouldn't have had her and having you robbed me of my carefree 20's/30's and they learn that they are seeing the SAME guy and a Dynasty like fight (Think Alexis & Krystle) follows.... :D

[ComeNightfall]

Originally posted by electriclite
Just tell her she can't go clubbing anymore if she has kids and she'll take it all back.
Hell, she'd bring her kids to the club with her!

[powersauce]

Originally posted by Shockwave
..are people really upset about this? This is free comedy for at least the next few years!

Paris in the spotlight for a few more years?! Just put me in a coma for a "few years" if that's the case and wake me up when Rachel McAdams becomes single again.

[moviemaniac8210]

Here's some video of Paris Hilton dancing at a club in Las Vegas. She looks like she could hop onto a stripper pole at any moment. LOL http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1674370

Another of Paris coming out of a car with her "hit" 'Stars are blind' blaring from somewhere:
http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1674934

Source:TMZ.com

[Zeems McSnatch]

just heard her single for the first time during tonights drive home. I immediately shifted into roadrage mode and crashed my car into a hotel lobby.

I explained the situation to the concierge and the police, and they escorted my to the local Radio Station where they arrested the DJ that played the song. You gotta love Bahraini police...

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by Zeems McSnatch
just heard her single for the first time during tonights drive home. I immediately shifted into roadrage mode and crashed my car into a hotel lobby.

I explained the situation to the concierge and the police, and they escorted my to the local Radio Station where they arrested the DJ that played the song. You gotta love Bahraini police...


How many more people will this happen too?! Unsuspecting people. driving along and getting "attacked" by this friggin song?!

"Stars are Bland" must be stopped!

(Wait. Its like 134 on the Top 200 albums. It'll fade away soon...always leaving the scars behind. Bitch.)

[darchangel]

So Rusty, what's the prediction on the 'stupid celebrity baby name' for Paris' spawnling?




;)




~darchangel~

[adamjohnson]

Originally posted by darchangel
So Rusty, what's the prediction on the 'stupid celebrity baby name' for Paris' spawnling?




;)




~darchangel~

"Paris' Kid "

[Zeems McSnatch]

Thatshot Hilton?

[darthjohnthewis]

You know, I'll bet the sight of her, eagle spread, giving birth- would resemble something like the plant in 'Little shop of Horrors'...
Only in reverse.
And with herpes.