Nicole Richie & Jeff Goldblum?!?!?

[BorderEevilIII]

from dailydish


Is Richie Dating Childhood Crush Goldblum?

Nicole Richie is reportedly making her romantic dreams come true following her split from fiance DJ AM -- she's enjoying dinner dates with her lifelong crush Jeff Goldblum.

The odd couple has been spotted out and about in Hollywood following the socialite "Simple Life" star's recent interview confession that she's had a crush on the actor since she was 13.

At 24, Richie is almost 30 years younger than the actor, who was once married to Geena Davis and engaged to his "Jurassic Park" co-star Laura Dern.

Until recently, Goldblum was engaged to dancer Catherine Wreford, 24, following a whirlwind romance after the couple met during a touring stage production of "The Music Man."

After splitting from DJ AM, real name Adam Goldstein, Ritchie was romantically linked to "Crash" star Matt Dillon. Representatives for both stars denied the rumors.

From SFGate/DailyDish (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7)

[cletus66]

If this is true then this is the strangest celebrity couple ever. They are two celebrities you would never in a million years expect to become a couple.

[powersauce]

What's funny is that Geena Davis was MY childhood crush when I was 8 years old. That lingirie/blonde wig scene in Earth Girls Are Easy did it for me. I think she's to blame for my fetish regarding dimpled girls like Garner,McAdams, & (recently) Hathaway. Even though she's 25 years older than me and she just turned 50...


...I'd still hit it!:cool: :D She was the most stunning in A League Of Their Own AND best performance wise.

[RustyRazor]

Let's see.
Jeff was "The Fly", she looks like "The Fly".
He was in "Earth Girls Are Easy", she's rumored to be easy (sorry, that was mean. I apologize.)

Jeff, go slow.
She looks kinda brittle.
If ya ain't careful, you could reduce her bones to powder.

Oh Hollywood! What will you tell us next?!

[powersauce]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
Let's see.
Jeff was "The Fly", she looks like "The Fly".
He was in "Earth Girls Are Easy", she's rumored to be easy (sorry, that was mean. I apologize.)

Jeff, go slow.
She looks kinda brittle.
If ya ain't careful, you could reduce her bones to powder.

Oh Hollywood! What will you tell us next?!
Jeff battled aliens in ID4. Nicole looks like an alien.

[darthjohnthewis]

I swear to god the funniest thing Jeff G. has ever done was the episode of Crank Yankers where he played the college professor.
I almost pissed myself at the "slap my ass with a dead fish" line!!!! I just gotta say though: Jeff, wtf are you doing?! I mean, c'mon man, Nicole Richie?!?!
I reallize the ol' career has been in a bit of a slump ever since 'cats & dogs', but man, sex with her would HAVE to be something akin to sticking your wang into a grilled ham & cheese sandwhich!

[darthjohnthewis]

I'm sorry, I meant to say, "a grilled ham & cheese sandwhich... seasoned lightly with gonorrea."

[moviemaniac8210]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
Jeff, go slow.
She looks kinda brittle.
If ya ain't careful, you could reduce her bones to powder.

That's the truth. I saw a minute of the new "Simple Life" (just channel surfing and happened to land on E!) and Nicole Richie looked fucking terrible. You could see her boney shoulders in this dress she was wearing, her face was all sunk in. She makes Keira look overweight:D

[ElderPredator]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jeff is to good for that sluty, anorexic, mentally unstable, moronic, turd sniffing bitch!

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by cletus66
If this is true then this is the strangest celebrity couple ever. They are two celebrities you would never in a million years expect to become a couple.


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galleries/robertsmen/robertslyleR.jpg.jpg

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
Let's see.
Jeff was "The Fly", she looks like "The Fly".
He was in "Earth Girls Are Easy", she's rumored to be easy (sorry, that was mean. I apologize.)

Jeff, go slow.
She looks kinda brittle.
If ya ain't careful, you could reduce her bones to powder.

Oh Hollywood! What will you tell us next?!



HAHA!

Rusty u always slay me with your uplifting humor! :D

Suprised you did not say, if Jeff slams Nikki too hard in the ass it may be her DEATH WISH (Jeff was in that movie BTW) ;)

Yes Jeff is pretty well endowned down there...
I have seen pics of him on the net where he was at a beach w/ this chick and WHOA!

[darchangel]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jeff is to good for that sluty, anorexic, mentally unstable, moronic, turd sniffing bitch!


I'll drink to that...


In related news, I killed Nicole Ritchie last night for sniffin' up on my future husband!


Let's see here....


Jeff Goldblum

http://www.mathiasbothor.com/main.php/photos/big/project/1/photo_nr/19/jeff_goldblum_copyright_by_mathias_bothor.jpg


Nicole Ritchie

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2006/05/nicole%20richie.jpg


Jeff Goldblum

http://www5f.biglobe.ne.jp/~ana/jeff_goldblum.jpg


Nicole Ritchie

http://maria.blogg.se/images/nrichie2_164858453.jpg


Does this seem right in the eyes of fate??? For the love of GOD, Lionel, Jeff Goldblum never did anything to you! Let him be spared in the interest of his talented acting and good looks (both of which will be inevitably spoiled by your troglodaughter)!!!

Come on, Lionel...you have connections....have Rob Zombie break them up in a HO1KC-esque way, which ends with Nicole's untimely death. Or I guess you could just sing 'All Night Long' to her...


~darchangel~

[moviemaniac8210]

Originally posted by darchangel
...have Rob Zombie break them up in a HO1KC-esque way, which ends with Nicole's untimely death
And I drink to that!


This picture explains alot.....thanks Darchangel you've done a great job summing all that up.
http://maria.blogg.se/images/nrichie2_164858453.jpg

Why Jeff...WHY?!?!

[cletus66]

Originally posted by therealjohng
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/img/galleries/robertsmen/robertslyleR.jpg.jpg



OK second strangest. I forgot about Julia and Lyle.

[RustyRazor]

http://www.doodleforhunger.com/celebrities/sally_struthers.gif

Hi...I'm Sally Struthers.
For years, I've been asking for your help for the many impoverished children of the world, but now....there's someone else that needs your help.

http://maria.blogg.se/images/nrichie2_164858453.jpg

Nicole Richie is in desperate need of whatever you can give.
Emaciated, dazed and confused, in an effort to earn a good meal *sobbing* she had to resort to the most debasing and inhuman acts....










http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Sltddup.JPG


For just .59 cents a day and a decent cellphone plan, you can help us get this young woman the help she desperately needs.

Wont you please help....today?

[darthjohnthewis]

You know, I just don't understand. She and Paris realy look so thin in the above pic, but they both ingest so much protein...
Dr. Atkins must be spinning in his grave... or laughing, yeah, probably laughing.