Zach Braff Trying To Nail Jessica Simpson!

[ElderPredator]

Hey everybody,

I have to admit something, I'll never see the love for Zach Braff that so many have come to see. I do love his character in Scrubs but I have to honestly say that I can't stand anything else he does. I really couldn't stand "Garden State" because it's just not my kind of movie and it didn't impress me at all (except for Natalie Portman stealing every scene). I think he has very little talent yet he does so much. He dates and nails Mandy Moore, has a successful T.V. show, a directing career and he is now going after the big trophy.

People Magazine reported that a few days ago, Zach Braff and Jessica Simpson were caught chatting and flirting together. Zach recently broke up with Mandy Moore and is going for the next girl. I nearly lost my fucking mind when I heard rumours that he and Natalie were dating.

Anyway, it seems that the two might be getting together and I'm not surprised since Jessica has been screwing tons of guys since she broke up with Nick Lachey.

Link: http://www.egotastic.com/

What do you all think? Am I the only one who can't stand Zach Braff?

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7581/jessicasimpsonnude021mm.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[RustyRazor]

So, she likes Chicken Little more than Chicken of the Sea, hunh?
(He was the voice of Chicken Little and she eats the tuna...eh, you Schmoes already know the back story.)

Hey, she seems to be enjoying "bed time bingo" with entertainers and movie stars.

Meanwhile, Lachey's supposedly bedded down with ONE woman and he's writing songs saying how sorry he was and how stupid he's been.

Makes ya think, don't it?
The sanctity of marriage is a serious matter.
You can't just wander into it, cause it feels like love but its more like lust.

Don't think she'll do the same thing with this "scrub".
Gotta admit, he's one "lucky duck".
(I've got nothing else, leaving abruptly...)

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
So, she likes Chicken Little more than Chicken of the Sea, hunh?
(He was the voice of Chicken Little and she eats the tuna...eh, you Schmoes already know the back story.)

Hey, she seems to be enjoying "bed time bingo" with entertainers and movie stars.

Meanwhile, Lachey's supposedly bedded down with ONE woman and he's writing songs saying how sorry he was and how stupid he's been.

Makes ya think, don't it?
The sanctity of marriage is a serious matter.
You can't just wander into it, cause it feels like love but its more like lust.

Don't think she'll do the same thing with this "scrub".
Gotta admit, he's one "lucky duck".
(I've got nothing else, leaving abruptly...)

Awesome as always Rusty as always. I'm very jealous of that shit stain but oh well.

[bigred760]

I like Zach Braff; I like "Scrubs" and enjoyed Garden State a lot. You can't blame the guy for trying to bang Jessica Simpson; Lord knows I would.

[Tuukka]

Isn't Zach basicly the living proof that geeks also get to nail insanely hot chicks? He always came off as geeky to me. So you should celebrate him for proving the world that geeks score, too. There is hope for all of us, too.

[Cronos]

i never liked Braff (i absolutely hated Scrubs) until seeing Garden State after which i liked him a bit more

as for news like this i really couldnt give a shit

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by bigred760
I like Zach Braff; I like "Scrubs" and enjoyed Garden State a lot. You can't blame the guy for trying to bang Jessica Simpson; Lord knows I would.

You're right bigred. I just can't stand the man for many reasons.

[moviemaniac8210]

Could anybody care less about Jessica Simpson and Zach Braff?
Ok, so she was married to a guy and now that she's divorced she's screwing everyone with a penis..... So what? Sounds to me like she's being slutty now that she can be. Give her enough time and she could be the next Angelina Jolie.
As for Zach, good for him. Everyone needs their turn putting a notch on Jessica's bed post.

[echo_bravo]

Who are all the guys Jessica has been sleeping with? I havent heard of any.

[Jon Lyrik]

Zach Braff is a self-important asshole.

Source: Garden State.

[someguy]

oh fuck i can see it now

'Hey jessica did you hear that new song by The Shins'
'There's a band named after a part of a fish?'

'Jessica here take this copy of the new Travis album, don't worry I have another one so you can keep it if you like it'
'oh my god is this travis from blink 182? I loove him'

'hey jessica did you see Garden State'
'yeah that movie was boring and the lead guy was ugly'
'.......'

I wonder how ashlee will react

SIMPSON SISTER TO WED CONOR OBERST

[Scorpio24]

I don't really have an opinion on Braff. But you can't blame the dude for trying to tap Simpsons ass.

[Damone]

More power to him.

[screamer581]

Originally posted by someguy


I wonder how ashlee will react

SIMPSON SISTER TO WED CONOR OBERST



Hahaha. Or Ben Gibbard.

[someguy]

I think Ashlee would have better taste

[screamer581]

Originally posted by someguy
I think Ashlee would have better taste



You really hate Death Cab don't you?

[Raoul Duke]

I like Braff's character on Scrubs. I thought the directing was good in Garden State but all in all just relied too much on character quirks. And also Coldplay and all the Coldplay-ish songs he packed the soundtrack with. And I also don't care for his supposed signature of having the background action and characters speed up while the main character looks sad and uninterested.