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moviemaniac8210
07-10-2006, 02:55 PM
After trying to recrut of couple young stars (I.E. Britney, Lohan), it looks as though Madonna might now be losing her religion. What will this woman do next?

LONDON (AFP) - Esther may be about to become just plain Madonna again if, as a report suggested, she cuts her much derided ties with Kabbalah, the trendy Orthodox Jewish sect the US singer has championed.

The Independent on Sunday cited close friends of the singer saying she has talked of loosening her red Kabbalah wristband - used to ward off the "evil eye" - and is wearying of the mystical Jewish belief system.

Esther -- the adopted Hebrew name by which she is known to fellow believers -- has tired of the financial burden and the effect her strong beliefs have had on her relationship with husband Guy Ritchie, the paper said.

Madonna is also said to be concerned that following Kabbalah separates her children from more conventional customs such as Christmas, which they do not currently celebrate, it added.

The paper cited a spokesman for the singer as saying: "As far as I am aware, it is completely untrue".

Madonna's brand of Kabbalah has upset traditionalists, with religious scholars saying the version as practised both 47 year-old entertainer -- with its focus on "inner peace, financial prosperity, power and pleasure" -- is a far cry from the Orthodox spirituality prescribed by the sages of old.

An esoteric offshoot of Judaism, Kabbalah's origins can be traced back to the 12th and 13th centuries when its central text, the Zohar, was penned.

Taught only to a select few -- pious Jewish males over the age of 40 who have spent a lifetime immersed in the study of Hebrew texts -- dedication to Kabbalah requires arduous meditation and a strictly ascetic lifestyle.

Madonna's involvement has certainly raised Kabbalah's profile around the world, however, attracting other celebrities together with their generous donations to the cause.

She devotes several million pounds to the sect each year, as well as buying the venue for the London organisation at a cost of more than 3.6 million pounds (6.7 million dollars, 5.2 million euros), according to the Independent on Sunday.

Source: Yahoo! news

Scarfather
07-10-2006, 05:11 PM
I don't know about it quitting the cult. But you beat me to the first part, I was going to name my topic 'Creepy Shriveled Old Granny Noone Cares About Plans to Have Disgusting On-Stage Bondage Sex with Jessica Fucking Retarded Simpson and Lindsay 'I don't look like Frankie Muniz with long hari, honestly, please believe me' Lohan at the MTV Shit Awards.

Might have been too long though.

About the cult, I could give two shits what this hag does in her free time as long as it's at least a undred miles away from me so I don't have to smell it.

powersauce
07-10-2006, 08:10 PM
Meh, she'll probably find some new trend to fuck up and people will say that she's "reinventing herself again.":rolleyes:

Mentiroso
07-11-2006, 01:03 AM
I can't wait until she quits life!

RustyRazor
07-11-2006, 12:52 PM
Wow...surprised it took this long before she got bored with it.

Does this now mean she'll get rid of the phoney ass accent now and go back to the total whore she used to be?

You know, the gold tooth wearing, S&M loving, horse's schwantz riding Madonna of yesteryear (or is that Esther-year? Not anymore!)

Be yourself, hagitha!
Stop trying to put perfume on a pig! No one's falling for it!
She couldn't attain "spiritual creaminess" if she went to God and did a personal performance.

Why, you ask?

Cause she'd:

1) Do that "crucifixcion" thing on stage. Wouldn't go over well.
2) God won't pay $70 for a T-Shirt
3) He's prefers Aerosmith and the earlier Chicago stuff.

(This is just schtick. Don't get mad. Not trying to be sacriligious.)

Summing up:

Madonna, just get it over with.
Assume your real form, move back to your home town of Detroit, Michigan and spread your legs, allowing them to builld proper housing for the homeless and lower income families. (Miles and miles of empty space up in there!)

Come on, Madge.
Do it for the people.