IndianaJones07
07-10-2006, 03:59 PM
This, along with most of my somewhat insider information, was ripped off of someone @ IMDB, so much thanks to that person, because otherwise I would never have seen it...
It was seemingly be attached to The Santa Clause 3, so, unlike the Spider-Man teaser, I won't actually see this trailer on the big screen...
Here's the trailer script, and it seems convincing enough to be credible...
Thunder STRIKES over WDP Logo.
OPENING SHOT: A dark night overlooking a Singapore Trading Harbor.
CAPTAIN SAO FENG: (Voice-Over) I hear a song Miss Swann. A song that has been sung by children, ghosts, and madmen. Yo..Ho...Yo..Ho...
Shot of SAO FENG smiling into Elizabeth's eyes.
ELIZABETH: Sounds better after a bottle of rum.
She pulls a cutlass to strike, is easily parried by Sao Feng. Will Turner appears behind him with a blade at his throat.
WILL TURNER: We're not here for you. We offer-
WILL is cutoff as SAO FENG administers a series of elbows and strikes, driving Will back into a barrel.
SAO FENG raises an iron claw to finish WILL off and is stopped by a blunderbuss (pistol) clicking right in his ear.
Camera swings around to reveal Barbossa with Monkey Jack on his shoulder.
BARBOSSA: We've come for The Black Pearl, Captain.
WILL and ELIZABETH turn to BARBOSSA with questioning looks.
BARBOSSA rolls his eyes.
BARBOSSA: And...for the soul of
Shot of pleased looking GIBBS on shore.
GIBBS: Captain?
Shot of LORD CUTTER whirling to face GOVERNOR SWANN.
CUTTER: Jack!
Shot of Davy Jones dropping an eye monicle on a navigation chart.
DAVY JONES: (whispers) ...Sparrow.
Turns to his crew.
DAVY JONES: The Locker!
Screen goes black.
JACK SPARROW: (echo voice-over) I'm in...something of a pinch mate.
Shot of WILL and BARBOSS in TIA DALMA's shack peering into a glass rock. Thousands of giant mutated crabs start to pour out of it and onto the dock. Jack's arms flail from the same portal. BARBOSSA and WILL step back.
Series of super quick shots.
WILL throwing ELIZABETH'S arms off him.
NORRINGTON in fresh Admiral's uniform aboard his own Royal Navy ship.
TIA DALMA laughing and sprinkling sand out of her hand.
SAO FENG: (voice over) You've come so far...
RAGETTI puts in a diamond eye and looks happy.
The KRAKEN's tentacles curling up behind NORRINGTON's ship.
GOVERNOR SWANN attacking CUTTER and being restained by his men and shackled.
SAO FENG: But will you go all the way to the end?
JACK SPARROW in a surreal desert (Purgatory) falling into quicksand and crabs. BARBOSSA reaching to pull him out.
JACK SPARROW: I'll not be saved by the likes of you!
Folds his arms in refusal and continues to sink.
BARBOSSA: And I don't want to be saving ya, but I don't see any sea turtles around to help ya now Jack.
"BOOTSTRAP" BILL sits at a campfire talking to someone OC.
BILL: I need to find him...he's...my son.
VOICE: You have a son?
BILL: Yes.
VOICE: I have a son as well. In these very waters. I'll help you find yours if you help uncover mine.
The owner of the VOICE leans into the fire and we see his face.
CAPTAIN GRANT "The Sea Sponge" SPARROW: Savvy?
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END
NEXT YEAR
CAPTAIN JACK
ATTACKS!
SUMMER 2007.
Kinda cool eh? I wonder if there's a naked Indian in this desert dreamland, too...
Sounds like fun though, eh?
It was seemingly be attached to The Santa Clause 3, so, unlike the Spider-Man teaser, I won't actually see this trailer on the big screen...
Here's the trailer script, and it seems convincing enough to be credible...
Thunder STRIKES over WDP Logo.
OPENING SHOT: A dark night overlooking a Singapore Trading Harbor.
CAPTAIN SAO FENG: (Voice-Over) I hear a song Miss Swann. A song that has been sung by children, ghosts, and madmen. Yo..Ho...Yo..Ho...
Shot of SAO FENG smiling into Elizabeth's eyes.
ELIZABETH: Sounds better after a bottle of rum.
She pulls a cutlass to strike, is easily parried by Sao Feng. Will Turner appears behind him with a blade at his throat.
WILL TURNER: We're not here for you. We offer-
WILL is cutoff as SAO FENG administers a series of elbows and strikes, driving Will back into a barrel.
SAO FENG raises an iron claw to finish WILL off and is stopped by a blunderbuss (pistol) clicking right in his ear.
Camera swings around to reveal Barbossa with Monkey Jack on his shoulder.
BARBOSSA: We've come for The Black Pearl, Captain.
WILL and ELIZABETH turn to BARBOSSA with questioning looks.
BARBOSSA rolls his eyes.
BARBOSSA: And...for the soul of
Shot of pleased looking GIBBS on shore.
GIBBS: Captain?
Shot of LORD CUTTER whirling to face GOVERNOR SWANN.
CUTTER: Jack!
Shot of Davy Jones dropping an eye monicle on a navigation chart.
DAVY JONES: (whispers) ...Sparrow.
Turns to his crew.
DAVY JONES: The Locker!
Screen goes black.
JACK SPARROW: (echo voice-over) I'm in...something of a pinch mate.
Shot of WILL and BARBOSS in TIA DALMA's shack peering into a glass rock. Thousands of giant mutated crabs start to pour out of it and onto the dock. Jack's arms flail from the same portal. BARBOSSA and WILL step back.
Series of super quick shots.
WILL throwing ELIZABETH'S arms off him.
NORRINGTON in fresh Admiral's uniform aboard his own Royal Navy ship.
TIA DALMA laughing and sprinkling sand out of her hand.
SAO FENG: (voice over) You've come so far...
RAGETTI puts in a diamond eye and looks happy.
The KRAKEN's tentacles curling up behind NORRINGTON's ship.
GOVERNOR SWANN attacking CUTTER and being restained by his men and shackled.
SAO FENG: But will you go all the way to the end?
JACK SPARROW in a surreal desert (Purgatory) falling into quicksand and crabs. BARBOSSA reaching to pull him out.
JACK SPARROW: I'll not be saved by the likes of you!
Folds his arms in refusal and continues to sink.
BARBOSSA: And I don't want to be saving ya, but I don't see any sea turtles around to help ya now Jack.
"BOOTSTRAP" BILL sits at a campfire talking to someone OC.
BILL: I need to find him...he's...my son.
VOICE: You have a son?
BILL: Yes.
VOICE: I have a son as well. In these very waters. I'll help you find yours if you help uncover mine.
The owner of the VOICE leans into the fire and we see his face.
CAPTAIN GRANT "The Sea Sponge" SPARROW: Savvy?
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END
NEXT YEAR
CAPTAIN JACK
ATTACKS!
SUMMER 2007.
Kinda cool eh? I wonder if there's a naked Indian in this desert dreamland, too...
Sounds like fun though, eh?