Madonna Wants A Lohan & Simpson Sandwich!

[ElderPredator]

Hey everybody,

I have to admit sometimes that I wish I could be a famous hot woman because they can get anyone they want. I sometimes wish I could be Madonna because she gets the hottest chicks ever to do the hottest and sexiest things with her. Don't get me wrong, I'd still give anything to be Brad Pitt but man can Madonna ever go.

With that disturbing image in your mind comes news that according to Madonna, she's setting up a whole new show at the next MTV Video Music Awards with her fantasy girls, Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson. You all remember the stunt she pulled with Christina Aguilera and Britney "Idiot" Spears a while back right? Well if you don't, refer to the photo below. :D

Anyways, Madonna is in talks with the two gals to put on some form of "bondage" performance with them during the opening song. That's right everyone, you heard me. Madonna plans to keep the details hushed-up until the big night but the girls are apparently going for it. I have to admit, I still find Madonna very sexy and adding those two girls is just too good even though all three of them are idiots.

Link: http://popsugar.com/10117

What do you all think?

http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/3606/madonna06be.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[outsyder]

I wouldn't mind a Lohan-Simpson sandwich.


Hold the Madonna, of course.

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by outsyder
I wouldn't mind a Lohan-Simpson sandwich.


Hold the Madonna, of course.

I second that for sure.

[powersauce]

Originally posted by outsyder
I wouldn't mind a Lohan-Simpson sandwich.


Hold the Madonna, of course.

Hold all three of them.

[bucket]

Ill fuck me some simpson...hold the others

[ElderPredator]

I must be the only one who's got the hots for Madonna. Is that wrong?

[moviemaniac8210]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
I must be the only one who's got the hots for Madonna.
You're right about that one my friend. But we all still like ya:D

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
You're right about that one my friend. But we all still like ya:D

Awesome, thanks dude! :p

[bucket]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
I must be the only one who's got the hots for Madonna. Is that wrong?

On so many levels .......hah

[Scarfather]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
I must be the only one who's got the hots for Madonna. Is that wrong?

BlaaaRRRGGGLLEEKDKJFJFNHJFJ

Shrivled herpes granny.

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btw

[ilovemovies]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
I must be the only one who's got the hots for Madonna. Is that wrong?

I don't have the hots for her, but I don't think she's ugly either. Infact, I think age has actually treated her well. I find her more attractive now than she was ten to twenty years ago.



Oh, and of coarse I'd love a Lohan/Simpson sandwich as well!

[thedudeman69]

Is Lohan still thin? She could get squashed by them if she is on the bottom.

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by thedudeman69
Is Lohan still thin? She could get squashed by them if she is on the bottom.

No, she actually looks back to her normal self and sexy again.

[RustyRazor]

Rusty's got some evil thoughts and harsh words...but I digress.
I'd say a "bondage" ritual on stage with these two women would probably confirm that Madonna and Kabballah are no more.
So the ho is back on the stroll and back to her wicked ways?
It took longer than I thought, but it seems like the old feminine napkin is back on the scene.
Just got to wait and see....

[bigred760]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
I must be the only one who's got the hots for Madonna. Is that wrong?

Well I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything, but I don't think she'd get the first invite either.


Originally posted by ElderPredator
Madonna Wants A Lohan & Simpson Sandwich!

She can get in line.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
I must be the only one who's got the hots for Madonna. Is that wrong?


I'd practice on her.