The worst song ever written

[Monotreme]

Okay, first... read these lyrics, they are for a song by Rihanna called "Unfaithful":

Story of my life
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
Cause it seems that wrong
Really loves my company

He's more than a man
And this is more than love
The reason that the sky is blue
But clouds are rolling in
Because I'm gone again
And to him I just can't be true

And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer

I feel it in the air
As I'm doing my hair
Preparing for another date
A kiss upon my cheek
As he reluctantly
Asks if I'm gonna be out late
I say I won't be long
Just hanging with the girls
A lie I didn't have to tell
Because we both know
Where I'm about to go
And we know it very well

Cause I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer

Our love, his trust
I might as well take a gun and put it to his head
Get it over with
I don't wanna do this
Anymore
Uh
Anymore (anymore)

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
And everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
And I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer

Now... don't tell me that those are the worst, most disgusting, repulsive, uneducational and retarded song lyrics you've EVER read. I mean fuck - this is worse than that R. Kelly "Trapped in the Closet" crap thing.

[BakeTheMooCow]

I do turn to Rihanna to educate me.

[The Heart Collector]

That song that's like "THIS IS, THE STORY OF A GIRL, WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD". Goddamn that song sucks. And coming from me, a person who shamelessly enjoys all those shitty songs like "Semi-Charmed Life" and "Closing Time", that's a powerful indictment.

[jackson13]

I turn it whenever I hear it. The worst goddamn song I have ever heard. She cheats on him, then decides to kill HIM over it?

How, and why, is this a hit?

[Jon Lyrik]

We are close to hitting the lowest mainstream music has ever been. I just don't want to say we already are at the true nadir, Paris Hilton's album still hasn't flown off shelves yet.

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by jackson13
How, and why, is this a hit?


Because the chick is hot.

[Gregorious8]

Originally posted by jackson13
I turn it whenever I hear it. The worst goddamn song I have ever heard. She cheats on him, then decides to kill HIM over it?

How, and why, is this a hit?

She's not killing him; she's killing his heart...




so sad.

[someguy]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
We are close to hitting the lowest mainstream music has ever been. I just don't want to say we already are at the true nadir, Paris Hilton's album still hasn't flown off shelves yet.

waaa waaa waaa

always a cynic around

[ChemicalRomance]

All of you wrong.

Limp Bizkit - "Nookie"
Limp Bizkit - "Rollin"

Let's not forget he rhymes 'nookie' with 'cookie' and 'here' with...

...'here'.

[QUENTIN]

Originally posted by The Heart Collector
That song that's like "THIS IS, THE STORY OF A GIRL, WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD". Goddamn that song sucks. And coming from me, a person who shamelessly enjoys all those shitty songs like "Semi-Charmed Life" and "Closing Time", that's a powerful indictment.

Funny story, I was with a friend of mine who is a big concert junkie, on a beach in Hawaii in the summer of 2001. She recognized the lead singer (John something) of the band who did that song, Nine Days, and she had him sign her shirt. He asked if I wanted a signature and I figured, "What the hell?" So I had him sign a dollar bill, which I then folded up and tucked into a fold in my wallet. About two years ago, at a gas station I found the folded dollar deep in my wallet and realized not only was I not a fan, but they weren't even famous, so I spent it on a soda.

[Monotreme]

Originally posted by QUENTIN
Funny story, I was with a friend of mine who is a big concert junkie, on a beach in Hawaii in the summer of 2001. She recognized the lead singer (John something) of the band who did that song, Nine Days, and she had him sign her shirt. He asked if I wanted a signature and I figured, "What the hell?" So I had him sign a dollar bill, which I then folded up and tucked into a fold in my wallet. About two years ago, at a gas station I found the folded dollar deep in my wallet and realized not only was I not a fan, but they weren't even famous, so I spent it on a soda.
Laugh my ass off! That's classic.

[Johnny Moreno]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
We are close to hitting the lowest mainstream music has ever been. I just don't want to say we already are at the true nadir, Paris Hilton's album still hasn't flown off shelves yet.

Great avatar, love that album.

That is a seriously shitty song, just like all the ones mentioned above. To me, they are all equal in their poopiness

[jackson13]

Originally posted by Gregorious8
She's not killing him; she's killing his heart...




so sad.

She is so killing him: "I might as well take a gun and put it to his head
Get it over with".

Fuckin bitch. (Not you, Rihanna is).

[Squid Vicious]

WHATCHOO GON' DO WIT ALL DAT JUNK
ALL DAT JUNK INSIDE YO TRUNK
I'MA GET GET GET GET YOU DRUNK
GET YOU LOVE DRUNK OFF MY HUMPS

To paraphrase Bill Hicks, I can't listen to that song for more than five seconds without praying for a nuclear holocaust.

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by Squid Vicious
WHATCHOO GON' DO WIT ALL DAT JUNK
ALL DAT JUNK INSIDE YO TRUNK
I'MA GET GET GET GET YOU DRUNK
GET YOU LOVE DRUNK OFF MY HUMPS

To paraphrase Bill Hicks, I can't listen to that song for more than five seconds without praying for a nuclear holocaust.


Hate the group immensely, but dig that tune.

[powersauce]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
We are close to hitting the lowest mainstream music has ever been. I just don't want to say we already are at the true nadir, Paris Hilton's album still hasn't flown off shelves yet.

True, not even the late 90's and Y2K were this bad and that was the era of boy groups and nu-metal.

I've never heard the song but I've read the lyrics of Britney's Dear Diary and it's awful on another level. Fuck her loyal fans that prevented her from being a flash in the pan.

[Monotreme]

Originally posted by Squid Vicious
WHATCHOO GON' DO WIT ALL DAT JUNK
ALL DAT JUNK INSIDE YO TRUNK
I'MA GET GET GET GET YOU DRUNK
GET YOU LOVE DRUNK OFF MY HUMPS

To paraphrase Bill Hicks, I can't listen to that song for more than five seconds without praying for a nuclear holocaust.
Hey - the Peas are another matter. First of all, I love them, their tunes are catchy as hell and they rock :P But also, you have to realize that they are totally tongue-in-cheek. Now I don't expect any haters to suddenly be convinced, but I'm merely expressing my opinion. I don't hate My Humps because it's basically a flat-out parody of all the shitty songs that I DO hate that come out now. It's hilarious, and every time the video comes up I laugh my ASS off. The video for Pump It is even funnier. It's all for fun, it's all tongue-in-cheek and parodying the shitty movie that's out today. But I totally dig their beats nonetheless.

[Squid Vicious]

Originally posted by Monotreme
I don't hate My Humps because it's basically a flat-out parody of all the shitty songs that I DO hate that come out now.

I wish I could believe that. The song just doesn't give off the right kind of vibe for a parody. But even if that is what the Black Eyed Peas intended it to be, it's still a shitty song.

[Criminal Rock]

Originally posted by Monotreme
Hey - the Peas are another matter. First of all, I love them, their tunes are catchy as hell and they rock :P But also, you have to realize that they are totally tongue-in-cheek. Now I don't expect any haters to suddenly be convinced, but I'm merely expressing my opinion. I don't hate My Humps because it's basically a flat-out parody of all the shitty songs that I DO hate that come out now. It's hilarious, and every time the video comes up I laugh my ASS off. The video for Pump It is even funnier. It's all for fun, it's all tongue-in-cheek and parodying the shitty movie that's out today. But I totally dig their beats nonetheless.

Yup. What he said... the Black Eyed Pea’s are the tits, and probably one of the most original artists around.

[Criminal Rock]

Originally posted by Squid Vicious
I wish I could believe that. The song just doesn't give off the right kind of vibe for a parody. But even if that is what the Black Eyed Peas intended it to be, it's still a shitty song.

Around the time when that song was produced, almost every rap video had some type of dance krew shaking their asses in front of the camera, or the song itself was about kadonkage and the like. MY HUMPS is nothing but a parody of what was going down within the scene. Besides though, that’s tight-ass beat. Anybody can groove that that shit.

And I'm not trying to get you to like it or anything, i'm just saying...

[Jon Lyrik]

At least for me, parody music doesn't work that good except as a one-off.

[Criminal Rock]

you must hate Weird Al then...

[BorderEevilIII]

Hay folks don't be hatin on BLACK EYED PEAS!

You don't want me to be startin NO DRAMA! :D




I have found some songs that a 9 year old could have written themselves like "Hollaback Girl" w/ Gwen Stefani, & Gillette's "Short Short Man" to name a few of considered worst songs lyricswise but still catchy somehow..

[JCPhoenix]

Originally posted by The Heart Collector
That song that's like "THIS IS, THE STORY OF A GIRL, WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD". Goddamn that song sucks. And coming from me, a person who shamelessly enjoys all those shitty songs like "Semi-Charmed Life" and "Closing Time", that's a powerful indictment.

Is it sad that I like the Nine Days song and love the Third Eye Blind and Semisonic songs?






On second thought, don't answer.

[Monotreme]

Originally posted by Tai Mai Jew
Around the time when that song was produced, almost every rap video had some type of dance krew shaking their asses in front of the camera, or the song itself was about kadonkage and the like. MY HUMPS is nothing but a parody of what was going down within the scene. Besides though, that’s tight-ass beat. Anybody can groove that that shit.

And I'm not trying to get you to like it or anything, i'm just saying...
Glad to see that I'm not alone on this. WIthin my group of friends, there's only one other that likes the Peas as much as I do - probably even more so. But all my other friends hate them, and I always have to convince them that they just don't "get" them, and they're all like "stfu".

[ComeNightfall]

Right now, my pick is The Pussycat Dolls for DON'CHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME??? DON'CHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME???

First of all those dolls aren't hot. They look more like drag queens. And I'd hate to see them being freaky.

This song sucks so bad my friend and I convinced the DJ at the bar we were two weeks ago not to play it. We asked her to play "My Humps" instead. :D

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by Tai Mai Jew
you must hate Weird Al then...

Yeah, pretty much. Basing your entire music career on parodies of bad hit songs doesn't show that you have a lot to say as an artist. He hasn't been relevant for 10 years at least, either. Though I do love UHF.

[bluesbrother965]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
Yeah, pretty much. Basing your entire music career on parodies of bad hit songs

Hey man, I'm a big fan of Lola and American Pie. Can't remember which other songs he's parodied (I only noticed the Star Wars-related ones :D ), but those two are fantastic songs.

[outsyder]

Weird Al is great. Although his biggest "hits" are parodies, about half of the songs on his albums are original creations.

He's a good entertainer, so I'll give him credit for it.

[The Heart Collector]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
At least for me, parody music doesn't work that good except as a one-off.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002HM0.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Criminal Rock]

Originally posted by The Heart Collector
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002HM0.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

YES!:D

[Criminal Rock]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
Yeah, pretty much. Basing your entire music career on parodies of bad hit songs doesn't show that you have a lot to say as an artist. He hasn't been relevant for 10 years at least, either. Though I do love UHF.

Al is a part of my childhood, so even though I totally agree with you, I can't come to hate the guy... you understand.

and UHF is the shit.

[Monotreme]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
Though I do love UHF.
Thank god there are other fans! This is a cult classic amongst my group of friends. It was also made around the peak of Weird Al's career. And then he grew his hair out, shaved his moustache, got eye surgery and became totally lame, even though he still had a really good song or two on his latest albums.

[BadCoverVersion]

Black Eyed Peas are fucking horrid...If 'My Humps' is supposed to be a parody then it fails miserably. Plus Fergie looks about as youthful as Norman Bates' mother...and the blokes are just wanky twats of the highest order.

I detest them...they are cunty cunts and I wish a pox on them!

Worst lyrics ever? I've said it once and I'll say it again...

Where do they go and what do they do?
They're walking on by. They're looking at you.
Some people stop, some people stare.
But would they help you and do they care?

How did you fall? Did you fall at all?
Are you happy when you are sleeping underneath the stars?
When it's cold is it your hope that keeps you warm?

A spare bit of change is all that I give.
How is that gonna help when you've got nowhere to live?
Some turn away so they don't see.
I bet you'd look if that were me.

How did you fall? Did you fall at all?
Is it lonely where you are sleeping in between parked cars?
When it thunders where do you hide from the storm?

Could you ever forgive my self-pity?
When you've got nothing and you're living on the streets of the city.
I couldn't live without my phone.
But you don't even have a home.

How did we fall? Can we get up at all?
Are we happy where we are on our lonely little star?
When it's cold is it your hope that keeps you warm?

Where do they go and what do they do?
They're walking on by. They're looking at you.
They're walking on by. They're looking at you.

Mel C, I salute thee!

[Monotreme]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Black Eyed Peas are fucking horrid...If 'My Humps' is supposed to be a parody then it fails miserably. Plus Fergie looks about as youthful as Norman Bates' mother...and the blokes are just wanky twats of the highest order.

I detest them...they are cunty cunts and I wish a pox on them!

Worst lyrics ever? I've said it once and I'll say it again...

Where do they go and what do they do?
They're walking on by. They're looking at you.
Some people stop, some people stare.
But would they help you and do they care?

How did you fall? Did you fall at all?
Are you happy when you are sleeping underneath the stars?
When it's cold is it your hope that keeps you warm?

A spare bit of change is all that I give.
How is that gonna help when you've got nowhere to live?
Some turn away so they don't see.
I bet you'd look if that were me.

How did you fall? Did you fall at all?
Is it lonely where you are sleeping in between parked cars?
When it thunders where do you hide from the storm?

Could you ever forgive my self-pity?
When you've got nothing and you're living on the streets of the city.
I couldn't live without my phone.
But you don't even have a home.

How did we fall? Can we get up at all?
Are we happy where we are on our lonely little star?
When it's cold is it your hope that keeps you warm?

Where do they go and what do they do?
They're walking on by. They're looking at you.
They're walking on by. They're looking at you.

Mel C, I salute thee!

Wow, that is indeed pretty bad. She might as well have sung to these lyrics:

"Homelessness is bad,
it really makes me sad."

[fooknasty]

I hate that Rihana song so much. I think that is the worst f****** song in the world. Those are some of the worst lyrics ever. What kinda person is she??

[Brando @$$ Fat]

I think the worst song I've ever heard is the one where some broad is like "My milkshakes bring all the boys to the barn...." or some dumb shit like that.

[Monotreme]

Originally posted by Brando @$$ Fat
I think the worst song I've ever heard is the one where some broad is like "My milkshakes bring all the boys to the barn...." or some dumb shit like that.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like, 'It's better than yours,'
Damn right, it's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge."

"Milkshake" by Kelis. Have to admit, I dig that song. It's dumb and it sucks, but I can't help but sing along to it when it comes on the radio :cool:

[darchangel]

"I'm falling even more in love with you,
letting go of all I've held onto,
I'm standing here until you make me move
hanging by a moment here with you" - Lifehouse "Hanging by a Moment"



I'm standing here until you make me move? What the fuck? Not only does that lyric have NOTHING to do with the ones that precede/follow it, it's just stupid. I keep picturing this girl standing with the lead singer of Lifehouse and shoving him, saying "I made you move! HA HA HA!!!"

:rolleyes:



~darchangel~

[TheDeadWalk]

Untitled.

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by The Heart Collector
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002HM0.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Now Ween, on the other hand...:cool:

[kcvoorhees]

Other than kanye west calling himself the louis vaton don on that Pharrel song nothing beats this

Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy

I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
Cuz I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my god!)
Gurl dis ain't no dance flo'
Dis a candy sto'
And I'm really geeked up
And I got mo' dro
I pop, I roll
It's soft I know
It's da summer time
But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
don't be shy
H** I'm Faybo? (oh)
I kno' you wanna ride
You a star and it shows
(What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [Repeat 2x]

Cum on trick cum on trick
Here go Mr. Chocolate
I like da way you break it down
Waddle, stop you watchin me
Laffy taffy I'm likin' dis
Big ol a** you shakin b****
Close yo mouth and don't say s***
Bend on ova and hit a split
Work dat pole and work it well
Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
Gurl let me touch ya
I will neva tell
Security gaurd don't scare nobody
Damn right I touched dat h**
All da money just hit da flo'
D4L I'm ready to go
H** can't even shake no mo
Dey tired out
Lets ride out
B**** you wanna go
Den she can go
She get in my car
I ain't playin no mo
Start movin on my Faybo
B**** she probably already kno'
Let me see dat laffy taffy
(dun dun dunt)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]

Say baby gurl
A wat you gon' do
I got a hundred 1s
I wanna throw on you
Just keep dat a** shakin
And I keep tippin' you
While I sit back like a playa
And sip dat grey goose
Feelin' all loose
Cuz gurl you on your job
You got my d*** hard
Da way you touch dem toez
Workin' dem micros
On da stilletos
You made it skeet skeet skeet
Like a water hoez (candy gurl)
Got me goin' in my pocket
Pullin' out mo' dough
Let da waitress kno' I need to order
Five hundred mo'
You besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo'
So gone and pack dem bags
And let's mothaf***in' go
I'm waitin' on yo fine a**
At da front doe
Gurl you don kno'
Ima toss da laffy taffy
Toss it flip it and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]Other than kanye west calling himself the louis vaton don on that Pharrel song nothing beats this

[Dead Halloween]

"We're leaving together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again
It's the final countdown...
The final countdown
Ooh oh

We're heading for Venus (Venus)
And still we stand tall
Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all (yeah)
With so many light years to go
And things to be found (to be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so
It's the final countdown...
The final countdown
The final countdown (the final countdown)
Ooh ooh oh

The final countdown
Ooh oh
I'ts the final countdown
The final countdown
The final countdown (the final countdown)
Ooh
It's the final countdown
We are leaving together
The final countdown!"

[ComeNightfall]

Speaking of crappy ass rap songs:

"Right Thurr" by Chingy

Uhn...Ay Dirty (What?),
look at that girl right there,
ooh she make me say Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh do what you do....

I like the way you do that right there(right there),
switch ya hips when ya walking, let down ya hair,(down ya hair)
I like the way you da that right there(right there),
Lick ya lips when ya talking that make me stare (make me stare)

I like the way ya look in them pants,
shit ya fine, lil momma a quater piece, she far from a dime,
The type of girl that'll get ya up and go make ya grind,
I'm thinking bout snatching her up dirty, making her mine,
Look at her hips, BUT,look at her legs,
aint she stacked?
I shole wouldn't mind hittin that from the back,
I like it when I touch her cause she moan a lil bit,
jeans saggin, so I can see her thong a lil bit,
I know you grown a lil bit,
20 years old you legal,
don't trip off my people just hop in the regal,
I swooped on her like a eagle,
swoop down as prey,
I know you popular, but you gone be famous today, I say..

She be shopping at Frontenac, just look at her front-and-back,
man she so stacked,
and she know that I want that,
her man he so wack, girl can I taste yo cat?
Gave her 300 to strip, like buying a throwback,
she stay in the club,like to be seen,
she got it honest, In real life girl remind me of Pocahontas,
she be at events, stop the press when she pass,
all the high rollin cats wanna pay for that Ass,
aint no half steppin, she strapped wit a nice weapon, trip,
It's against the law for her to move them hips,
If you ever seen her dirty,
yo mouth gone drop, world wide fools probaly tell you this off tops I....

I like the way she doing that,
plus I like it when she bring it back say,
Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh, do what you do,
whoo...I like the way she doing that,
Plus I like it when she bring it back say,
Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh, do what you do,
give me what you got for a pork chop,
Uhn, she threw it at me like I was a short stop,
Huh, Twirking in a fatty girl hultur top,
then she backed it up on me, then let it drop(drop),
make it hot BOING!, Like a bunny,
girl can I touch you where it's sunny,
Her appearance'll make you give her some money,
she should post for sports illustrated,
it's like a picture perfect sight when she past,
all the other girls hate it,but..

I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that,
track stars, oh,oh,oh, do what you do

I like that(yeah), I like that(yeah), I like that(yeah) ,I like that(Chingy),
oh,oh,oh,oh do what you do

[someguy]

Well, im right thur,
Na' tell a lie cus I'm Right there,
Right hurr Na' right here,
Now get off your churr, I mean Chair,

From 'Random' by Lady Sovereign

What makes it great is when you look at the rest of the song's lyrics and see that she butchers the fuck out of so many words.

Everybody in the club getting' tipsy,
Oh fuck dat, just whine like a gypsy,
Can't see straight, like I got one eye (pop),
Your bottle opener or mine,
Let's... get started,
Move ya arms round like fucked up karate,
Ooh shit... my word plays nasty,
Ooh shit... don't put it past me,
Move titch get out da... way,
Ah, nuff of dat im here to stayyyy...,
Flow lazy.. pick da pace up when I flow less hazy,
J-Lo's got a batty,
Well you can't see mine cus I wear my trousers baggy,
Anyways.. yeah, lets... commence....

Everybody get random
All gyal dem, all man dem
Everybody get random
Jus' do sumfin random
Everybody get random
All gyal dem all man dem
Everybody get random
Jus' do sumfin random

Smokin' kills and so do my lyrics,
If you're poppin' pills then trust ur not wiv it,
Cus I got da skills,
And I'm over da limit,
Dishin' lyrics like meals every second every minute,
Ding! Dong! Special Delivery (hello),
Biggest midget in the game, cant get rid of me,
Give me just a minute and I'll be your vicinity,
My words hurt you jus' like loosin' ya virginity (owww),
Well, im right thur,
Na' tell a lie cus I'm Right there,
Right hurr Na' right here,
Now get off your churr, I mean Chair,
Some English MC's get it twisted,
Start sayin' cookies, instead of biscuits!

Anyways.. yeah, lets... commence...
Yo get up and do summit random, yo watch it now,

1...2 S.O.V is comin' for u 3...4 better lock your door 5...6 well im full of tricks...
so everybody come and vibe wiv da lickle titch
swiiiiiitch.... hush

[JCPhoenix]

My most hated song that I can remember is THE REASON by HOOBASTANK (damn right they fucking stink). There's just something about those lyrics that are so awfully generic and extra syrupy, combined with the ultra whiny voice that gets whinier every passing moment that makes me wanna puke.

ETA: I can't stand Fall Out Boy's SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN either but now that song just makes me laugh every time cause I saw that video on Youtube where they "interpret the lyrics" and now everytime I listen to the song, I swear it sounds like they're singing those lyrics...

And let's not forget the horrible Good Charlotte song BOYS & GIRLS which manages to have suspiciously similar main chorus lyrics to the Blur song GIRLS & BOYS - seriously, did they even bother to cover up the fact that they ripped off the of interchanging of Girls/Boys from the Blur chorus except where the Blur song actually was smart and had interesting things to say, the Good Charlotte song is just...retarded? What's even more insulting is they took the Blur lyrics and managed to dumb them down into some of the most moronic lyrics ever.

Educated With Money
He's well dressed, not funny

And Not Much to say in most conversations
But He'll foot the bill in all situations
'Cause He Pays For Everything

Girls Don't Like Boys
Girls Like Cars And Money
Boys Will Laugh At Girls When They're Not Funny

Paper or Plastic
Don't Matter She'll have it
Vacations and shopping sprees
These are a few of her favorite things
She'll Get What She wants if She is Willing To plead .
His Type of Girl Always Comes With A fee,
Hey Now There's Nothing For Free

Girls Don't Like Boys,
Girls Like Cars And Money
Boys Will Laugh At Girls When They're Not Funny

And these Girls like these Boys, like these Boys like these Girls
The Girls With their Bodies Like Boys With Ferraris

Girls Don't Like Boys,
Girls Like Cars And Money

Lets Go

hey hey !

Girls Don't Like Boys,
Girls Like Cars And Money
Boys Will Laugh At Girls When They're Not Funny

And these Girls like these Boys, like these Boys like these Girls
The Girls With the Bodies Like Boys With Ferraris
Girls Don't Like Boys,
Girls like Cars And Money,

(music).......

All of these boys (yeah) and all of the girls
Losing Their Souls In a Material World...

(SLOWLY FADES)...All of these boys (yeah) and all of the girls Losing Their Souls In a Material World...

All of these boys (yeah) and all of the girls
Losing Their Souls In a Material World...

All of these boys (yeah) and all of the girls...

To compare, the Blur chorus lyrics in their song, GIRLS & BOYS are:

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like theyre girls
Who do girls like theyre boys
Always should be someone you really love

Blur's lyrics = socially interesting, Good Charlotte's lyrics = retarded

Of course, we're talking about the band who managed to turn a brilliant track by Oasis (Acquiese) and turn it into an awful whiny mess. I shouldn't really expect anything from them.

[rikimaru187]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
Hay folks don't be hatin on BLACK EYED PEAS!

You don't want me to be startin NO DRAMA! :D




I have found some songs that a 9 year old could have written themselves like "Hollaback Girl" w/ Gwen Stefani, & Gillette's "Short Short Man" to name a few of considered worst songs lyricswise but still catchy somehow..

Oh God! I fucking hate Gwen Stefani, I'd like to twist her fucking head around about 180 degrees in the wrong direction.

[bluesbrother965]

Is there a wrong direction? Last I heard, when breaking a neck, either direction works. :p

[PSU80]

Originally posted by bluesbrother965
Is there a wrong direction? Last I heard, when breaking a neck, either direction works. :p

Yeah there's a wrong direction. I just don't want to break her neck, I want her to be able to count the freckles on the middle of her back without a mirror. I want her head to face in the wrong direction.

[Lady Stardust]

Originally posted by JCPhoenix


And let's not forget the horrible Good Charlotte song [b]BOYS & GIRLS which manages to have suspiciously similar main chorus lyrics to the Blur song GIRLS & BOYS - seriously, did they even bother to cover up the fact that they ripped off the of interchanging of Girls/Boys from the Blur chorus except where the Blur song actually was smart and had interesting things to say, the Good Charlotte song is just...retarded? What's even more insulting is they took the Blur lyrics and managed to dumb them down into some of the most moronic lyrics ever.

Educated With Money
He's well dressed, not funny

And Not Much to say in most conversations
But He'll foot the bill in all situations
'Cause He Pays For Everything

Girls Don't Like Boys
Girls Like Cars And Money
Boys Will Laugh At Girls When They're Not Funny

Paper or Plastic
Don't Matter She'll have it
Vacations and shopping sprees
These are a few of her favorite things
She'll Get What She wants if She is Willing To plead .
His Type of Girl Always Comes With A fee,
Hey Now There's Nothing For Free

Girls Don't Like Boys,
Girls Like Cars And Money
Boys Will Laugh At Girls When They're Not Funny

And these Girls like these Boys, like these Boys like these Girls
The Girls With their Bodies Like Boys With Ferraris

Girls Don't Like Boys,
Girls Like Cars And Money

Lets Go

hey hey !

Girls Don't Like Boys,
Girls Like Cars And Money
Boys Will Laugh At Girls When They're Not Funny

And these Girls like these Boys, like these Boys like these Girls
The Girls With the Bodies Like Boys With Ferraris
Girls Don't Like Boys,
Girls like Cars And Money,

(music).......

All of these boys (yeah) and all of the girls
Losing Their Souls In a Material World...

(SLOWLY FADES)...All of these boys (yeah) and all of the girls Losing Their Souls In a Material World...

All of these boys (yeah) and all of the girls
Losing Their Souls In a Material World...

All of these boys (yeah) and all of the girls...


god it took forever to get that song out of my head i can't believe i listened to them once *vomits*

[XHendrix24]

Originally posted by JCPhoenix
My most hated song that I can remember is THE REASON by HOOBASTANK (damn right they fucking stink). There's just something about those lyrics that are so awfully generic and extra syrupy, combined with the ultra whiny voice that gets whinier every passing moment that makes me wanna puke.

ETA: I can't stand Fall Out Boy's SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN either but now that song just makes me laugh every time cause I saw that video on Youtube where they "interpret the lyrics" and now everytime I listen to the song, I swear it sounds like they're singing those lyrics...

Yes x infinity. I can't stand "The Reason." Probably the worst song I've ever heard, ever.

And that parody video for the Fall Out Boy song is totally hilarious.

[Annie Hall]

"I've Never Been to Me" by Charlene.

Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life
You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do
But, I wish someone had talked to me
Like I wanna talk to you.....

Oh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run
I took the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me

Please lady, please lady, don't just walk away
'Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone today
I can see so much of me still living in your eyes
Won't you share a part of a weary heart that has lived million lies....

Oh, I've been to Niece and the Isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht
I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

[spoken]
Hey, you know what paradise is?
It's a lie, a fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be
But you know what truth is?
It's that little baby you're holding, it's that man you fought with this morning
The same one you're going to make love with tonight
That's truth, that's love......

Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children that might have made me complete
But I took the sweet life, I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet
I've spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
Hey lady......
I've been to paradise, (I've been to paradise)
But I've never been to me

(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to Neice and the isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to cryin' for unborn children that might have made me complete)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)
I've been to paradise, never been to me

[powersauce]

Remember this boy group dud (Then again,weren't they all duds?) by LFO (Lyte Funky Ones) in 1999?

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1]

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 2]

Cheery Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wigle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Verse 3]

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
repeat Chorus

[Bridge]

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Repeat Chorus]

I'll have a Weird Al moment here:

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits/LFO's Summer Girls makes me sick. :rolleyes:

[The Dude415]

MacArthur Park, by Richard Harris, is truly the worst song ever written. I can understand liking the vocals and such, but the lyrics are just............ugh.

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

[break]

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why

[extended break]

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!

Gotta love when someone tries to use symoblism, and fails miserably.

Having said that, I've decided to one day make a thrash-metal version of this song, just because I think it would be amusing.

[Tayzlor]

There's this Gwen Stefani song with Sound of Music sample.

I nominate that one.

[chinton]

What about London Bridges by Fergie. Pretty retarded.

[Jon Lyrik]

Did anyone mention Shiny Happy People yet? I don't know how one could make that a year before making Automatic For The People, or how the same guys who made Murmur period could write it. Apocalyptic in its toxicity.

[Squid Vicious]

HOW COME EVERY TIME U COME AROUND MAH LONDON LONDON BRIDGE WANNA GO DOWN LIKE LONDON LONDON LONDON WANNA GO DOWN LIKE LONDON LONDON LONDON WE GOIN DOWN LIKE

Fergie should be put on trial for crimes against music.

[Porter]

I'm gonna have to go with (I wanna be) Your Underwear by Bryan Adams. Most of you probably havent heard of it, but uts just off.

I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet - wanna be the
shower when you sweat
I gotta to be the tattoo on your skin - ya lemme be your
bed baby - when you climb in
I wanna be the sheets when you sleep - lemme be the
secrets that you keep
I gotta be the spoon - ta stir your cream
I wanna to be the one that really makes you scream
I wanna be - your lipstick when ya lick it
I wanna be - your high heels when ya kick it
I wanna be - your sweet love babe - ya when you make it
From your feet up to your hair - more than anything I swear

I wanna be - your underwear

I wanna be the itch that you scratch - wanna be your
chair when you relax
I got to be your razor when you shave
Wanna be the habit that really makes you crave
I wanna be - your hot tub - when you're dippin'
I wanna be - your bathrobe - when you're drippin'
I wanna be - your cocktail baby - when you're sippin'
I just wanna be right there - more than anything I swear

I wanna be - your underwear

Wanna be your sleepin' bag - baby slip inside
Let me be your motorcycle n' take ya for a ride -
alright
I wanna be - your hot sauce - ya when you're cookin'
I wanna be - your sunglasses - hey good lookin'
I wanna be - wanna be the one - ya stick your hook in'
I just wanna be right there - more than anything I swear

Oh ya I wanna be - your underwear

[thedudeman69]

Originally posted by Squid Vicious
HOW COME EVERY TIME U COME AROUND MAH LONDON LONDON BRIDGE WANNA GO DOWN LIKE LONDON LONDON LONDON WANNA GO DOWN LIKE LONDON LONDON LONDON WE GOIN DOWN LIKE

Fergie should be put on trial for crimes against music.

I think London should sue her for making a national landmark look bad.

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by chinton
What about London Bridges by Fergie. Pretty retarded.



I prefer that to Fergalicious. Now THAT is a terrible song.

[Cottonmouth]

Originally posted by Porter
I
I wanna be - your lipstick when ya lick it
I wanna be - your high heels when ya kick it


That's pretty stupid

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
Did anyone mention Shiny Happy People yet? I don't know how one could make that a year before making Automatic For The People, or how the same guys who made Murmur period could write it. Apocalyptic in its toxicity. They haven't done anything since 1986 or so that didn't just suck donkey balls. One of the biggest disappointments in rock history, for my money.

I happen to love the wonderfully wretched MacArthur Park, which is epic in it's (purposeful) insanity. Only a supremely ballsy egotist like the great Richard Harris could do it, and only a Fuck You iconoclast like Waylon Jennings would dare cover it :cool:

I don't think anyone has said Seasons In The Sun, the hideously dopey Terry Jacks nugget that is omnipresent on every Shitty Songs Of The 70's collection.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
I don't think anyone has said Seasons In The Sun, the hideously dopey Terry Jacks nugget that is omnipresent on every Shitty Songs Of The 70's collection.

Ever see the shambolic video footage of Nirvana doing this? It's pure comedy gold. Seasons In The Sun is a laughably hokey dirge...and what's more it originates from the truly spectacular Le Moribund by Jacques Brel. How could ol' Tezza have got it so wrong?

[ComeNightfall]

I Wanna Love You Tender by Armi and Danny (Finland's answer to Captain and Tenille):

I love you, I wanna love you tender.
You could be my only sweet surrender.
I would never bring you any kind of sorrow.

You love me, you wanna love me tender.
How can I be sure you're not pretender?
You want me today,
But what about tomorrow?

Oh, you're absolutely fine,
Your lips are taste of wine.
I'd like to think you're mine.
And if I could touch your hand,
This rock would turn to sand,
So this is where we stand.

You love me, you wanna love me tender.
How can I be sure you're not pretender?
You want me today,
But what about tomorrow?

I love you, I wanna love you tender.
I just want to be your loving fender.
I would like to take you;
I know I can't deceive you.

I love you, I do can be so tender.
I can be your only sweet surrender,
And if you give your heart,
I'll never ever leave you.

Oh, you're absolutely fine,
Your lips are taste of wine.
I'd like to think you're mine.
And if I could touch your hand,
This rock would turn to sand,
So this is where we stand.

If we all say 'Wanna love you tender,"
No-one has to be a great pretender.
And this world would be
A better place to live in.

Here's the video to go along with it:

I Wanna Love You Tender (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3MCXJkWcmI)

It's bad, but it puts a smile on my face, ha ha. If they redid this video and put some scantily clad girls in bikings writhing around and the lyrics were rapped, it would be a big hit.

:D

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Originally posted by JCPhoenix
My most hated song that I can remember is THE REASON by HOOBASTANK (damn right they fucking stink). There's just something about those lyrics that are so awfully generic and extra syrupy, combined with the ultra whiny voice that gets whinier every passing moment that makes me wanna puke.

I agree, that's a pretty horrible song. I'll admit, there are a lot of songs I don't like that I do find sorta catchy, but when I listen to this song I actually feel like dying. I'm serious, the idea of putting a beretta in my mouth and blowing my fucking brains out seems like a very plausible idea when this shitcake plays on the radio.

Still, I'm hesitant to say what song I hate most of all. I like some stuff by the Foo Fighters, but "Times Like These" is one of the most painful songs to listen to. Maybe it's just me, but everytime I listen to that song I get the same feeling I would get when I was younger when it was a Sunday and I knew that school was tomorrow. That aside, it's just not a good song. It's bleak, unimaginative, and depressing as hell to listen to.


BUT....there are so many bands that I hate just as much. Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Hoobastank, Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Insane Clown Posse, System of a Down, Disturbed, AFI, Mudvayne, Alien Ant Farm, Coldplay, Jimmy Eat World, My Chemical Romance, Puddle of Mudd, Papa Roach, Rancid, Slipknot, The Used, Mushroomhead, Weezer, Fountains of Wayne.....I better stop before I get an aneurysm.



Originally posted by JCPhoenix
To compare, the Blur chorus lyrics in their song, GIRLS & BOYS are:

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like theyre girls
Who do girls like theyre boys
Always should be someone you really love


Classic, total classic :cool:

[Eli Cash]

"Bump It" by Erykah Badu. Her voice makes me want to crush my skull in a desk drawer.

[Squid Vicious]

Originally posted by Porter
I'm gonna have to go with (I wanna be) Your Underwear by Bryan Adams. Most of you probably havent heard of it, but uts just off.

I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet - wanna be the
shower when you sweat
I gotta to be the tattoo on your skin - ya lemme be your
bed baby - when you climb in
I wanna be the sheets when you sleep - lemme be the
secrets that you keep
I gotta be the spoon - ta stir your cream
I wanna to be the one that really makes you scream
I wanna be - your lipstick when ya lick it
I wanna be - your high heels when ya kick it
I wanna be - your sweet love babe - ya when you make it
From your feet up to your hair - more than anything I swear

I wanna be - your underwear

I wanna be the itch that you scratch - wanna be your
chair when you relax
I got to be your razor when you shave
Wanna be the habit that really makes you crave
I wanna be - your hot tub - when you're dippin'
I wanna be - your bathrobe - when you're drippin'
I wanna be - your cocktail baby - when you're sippin'
I just wanna be right there - more than anything I swear

I wanna be - your underwear

Wanna be your sleepin' bag - baby slip inside
Let me be your motorcycle n' take ya for a ride -
alright
I wanna be - your hot sauce - ya when you're cookin'
I wanna be - your sunglasses - hey good lookin'
I wanna be - wanna be the one - ya stick your hook in'
I just wanna be right there - more than anything I swear

Oh ya I wanna be - your underwear

:eek:

As if I needed any more reasons to want to throw Bryan Adams off a cliff...

[Deadite914]

Originally posted by bluesbrother965
Is there a wrong direction? Last I heard, when breaking a neck, either direction works. :p

:D :D thanks for that. you made my day.


as far as sogs that have bad lyrics theres a shit load. but I have to say, even though I don't have anything agaist kiss, they really fucked up in writing the lyrics to this one:

I really love you baby
I love what youve got
Lets get together, we can
Get hot
No more tomorrow, baby
Time is today
Girl, I can make you feel
Okay
No place for hidin baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun

You cant forget me baby
Dont try to lie
Youll never leave me, mama
So dont try
Ill be a gambler, baby
Lay down the bet
We get together, mama
Youll sweat

No place for hidin baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun

although destroyer kicked ass. as did there live albums.

[Jamesadin]

Im just going to throw this out there...

"Ohio is for Lovers" by Hawthorne Heights

Hey there,
I know it's hard to feel like I don't care at all.
Where you are and how you feel.
With these lights off as these wheels
keep rolling on and on. (and on and on and on...)
Slow things down or speed them up.
Not enough or way too much. (and on and on and on...)
How are you when I'm gone?

[Chorus:]
And I can't make it on my own.
(And I can't make it on my own.)
Because my heart is in Ohio.
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
(Cut my wrists and black my eyes)
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Because you kill me.
You know you do, you kill me well.
You like it too, and I can tell.
You never stop until my final breath is gone.

Spare me just three last words.
"I love you" is all she heard.
I'll wait for you, but I can't wait forever.
[x2]

[Chorus:]
And I can't make it on my own.
(And I can't make it on my own.)
Because my heart is in Ohio.
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
(Cut my wrists and black my eyes)
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Because you kill me.
You know you do, you kill me well.
You like it too, and I can tell.
You never stop until my final breath is gone.

You know you do, you kill me well.
You like it too, and I can tell.
You never stop until my final breath is gone.

(YOU...KILL...ME...WELL)
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
My final breath is gone
So I can fall asleep tonight

[Chorus:]
And I can't make it on my own.
(And I can't make it on my own.)
Because my heart is in Ohio.
So cut my wrists and black my eyes.
(Cut my wrists and black my eyes)
So I can fall asleep tonight, or die.
Because you kill me.
You know you do, you kill me well.
You like it too, and I can tell.
You never stop until my final breath is gone.

(YOU...KILL...ME...WELL)
You know you do, you kill me well.
You like it too, and I can tell.
You never stop until my final breath is gone.
[to fade]

[Deadite914]

see thats the thing, some bands/singers will write and sing anything just so long as it rhymes. :rolleyes: o music industry, what next.

[PagelessBook]

kfed's song is the worst. you are not a rapper. be quiet!

[DareDevil]

Anything out of this fools mouth

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5meqQZhFN.IA23yjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12lpcc9vt/EXP=1167692586/**http%3a//static.last.fm/proposedimages/original/6/1005081/24540.jpg

[Scarfather]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2R1RC8c_8Q&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHF225668c4

I swear to god the first verse of 'lyrics' (and I use that term lightly), by the black guy's beat is lifted directly from the Donkey Kong 64 rap.

[echo_bravo]

I actually used to like Gwen Stefani when she was with No Doubt. But now? Dear God, Somebody shoot her!!!!

[TheJadedGamer]

I listen to some bands that are considered terrible on this forum (*cough*blink-182, My Chemical Romance*cough*), but there are a lot of bands that I'll never touch. I was watching FUSE the other day and this amazing band popped up.

Aiden.

Imagine My Chemical Romance and AFI (another band I could care less for), throw them into a blender, throw some Hot Topic t-shirts shirts into it, then take a big shit on in it. Blend until smooth.

Take this song for example:

'Die Romantic'

You can illustrate your life in romance.
But I can show you something so much more than words,
In my hands.
It's not your best intention now to burn your friends,
This is your last night, this is your last chance.
In my hands

(Die romantic, romantic)
This is the nightmare we fall asleep.
(Die romantic, romantic)
This is the nightmare we die complete.
(Die romantic, romantic)
Tonight's the night, and it's all we need now
To die romantic

I sat and watched your heartbeat fade with every breath.
I watched your lips turn blue, your eyes went cold and all,
with all the rest.
I felt the panic and tried to breathe.
Is this happening?
I've fucking had it.
Well, God, save me, please.
'Cause I don't think she'll make it through the night.

(Die romantic, romantic)
This is the nightmare we fall asleep.
(Die romantic, romantic)
This is the nightmare we die complete.
(Die romantic, romantic)
Tonight's the night, and it's all we need now
To die romantic
[x2]

Your last words to me "tonight's the night" meant redemption was only found in books.
Your last words to me "tonight's the night" meant redemption was harder than it looks.
So take care of what you love
and all this stuff are remnants of a life in shattered glass,
it's all I have to ask.

I (I) miss (miss) you (you)!
I (I) miss (miss) you (you)!

You can illustrate your death in romance.
I can show you something so much more than words,
In my hands.
I felt the dead-end price you paid for everyday.
This is your last night,
Suicide kept tight,
You're gone tonight.

(Die romantic, romantic)
This is the nightmare we fall asleep.
(Die romantic, romantic)
This is the nightmare we die complete.
(Die romantic, romantic)
Tonight's the night, and it's all we need now
To die romantic
[x2]

Die romantic, die romantic, die romantic,
Die romantic, die romantic, die romantic, tonight...

To make matters worse, in the music video the singer dressed up like Brandon Lee from the Crow. To totally fuck up anything that the Crow was made for, the singer is presented as an Hot Topic reaper, talking to a guy as he stands on a ledge of a building (and basically egging him on to do it, I guess) before the guy jumps off.

God. I fucking hate Aiden.

[Jamesadin]

Yeah, i'm not a fan either.

[Badbird]

Who ever said "The Final Countdown" - thanks a lot. That song is now stuck in my head.

[powersauce]

Originally posted by echo_bravo
I actually used to like Gwen Stefani when she was with No Doubt. But now? Dear God, Somebody shoot her!!!!

Amen to that. How stupid does GS have to be to go from emulating Deborah Harry to wanting to sound like Britney fucking Spears?! Shirley Manson is the 90s alt rock female superstar Gwen Stefani wishes she was. Yet who would Gen Y rather listen to?... :rolleyes:

[Jim Colyer]

Love Shack