How To Deal With Britney Spears Fans

[wolffman3]

They are all over the place. You can find them at bars singing karaoke and begging to be set on fire, at clubs dancing badly to the latest Britney Spears shit-storm, at restaurants wearing pink T-shirts that usually say something like "I'm a princess" and have a picture of a pony wearing a tiara on the front, at the gym trying not to be fat but still somehow not losing any weight and listening to Toxic on their pink IPods while obnoxiously singing the lyrics even though they're tone-deaf, or at a music store talking about how they "liked her older stuff better" in an attempt to sound like they know what they're talking about even though every Britney Spears song is the exact same sound of garbage as every other one.

Punch said Britney Spears fan in the face. Just do it. You'll feel a lot better, trust me. They're probably used to it happening a few times a week anyway. If you accidentally punch a minor in the face for being a Britney Spears fan, you will have the cops come after you. Don't worry, though. Just explain that the kid you punched was a raving Britney Spears fan and you were just doing your part to make sure this person doesn't grow up to be a detriment to society. I can guarantee the cop will give you his or her nightstick, say, "Here, use this instead ," then you walk away to harass some other kids sitting in front of a convenience store. If the Britney Spears fan in question happens to be a guy, you have the (highly recommended) option of castrating him. This is to prevent him from breeding future morons, and besides, any guy that openly admits to listening to Britney Spears isn't going to have much use for his genitals anyway.

[powersauce]

As much as I hate Britney Spears, that still doesn't make you less of an idiot for your "Who" bashing thread.

[The_Driller_Killer]

This is one of the stupidest threads I've ever read on this forum. Why the hell do you care so much if people like Britney Spears?? Personally, I'm a big fan. But, I also know there are plenty of people out there who adore certain artists I absolutely loathe. For instance, I cannot stand Mariah Carey. Hate her with an inexplicable passion. But do I want to go around hitting everyone who buys her CDs and listens to her music? No. I simply accept the fact that we all have a variety of tastes in music, movies, television, art, etc. If we all liked the exact same things, the world would be a very boring place. So, just lay off. I'm sure you love a plethora of artists a lot of people would call shit.

[BorderEevilIII]

Britney Spears Has Fans in 2006?!?!?


This posting would have made sense like 5 Years Ago.....

Spears Hotness started goin DOWNHILL like 2001.......

I still like the woman for the ocassional cheesypopness tracks she will brings us thru her CD's now and then....

The acting in the film arena WELL I AM not gonna go there on that.... ;)

[Jon Lyrik]

This is almost as bizarre as your Who thread.

[jaw2929]

Originally posted by wolffman3
They are all over the place. You can find them at bars singing karaoke and begging to be set on fire, at clubs dancing badly to the latest Britney Spears shit-storm, at restaurants wearing pink T-shirts that usually say something like "I'm a princess" and have a picture of a pony wearing a tiara on the front, at the gym trying not to be fat but still somehow not losing any weight and listening to Toxic on their pink IPods while obnoxiously singing the lyrics even though they're tone-deaf, or at a music store talking about how they "liked her older stuff better" in an attempt to sound like they know what they're talking about even though every Britney Spears song is the exact same sound of garbage as every other one.

Punch said Britney Spears fan in the face. Just do it. You'll feel a lot better, trust me. Tthey're probably used to it happening a few times a week anyway. If you accidentally punch a minor in the face for being a Britney Spears fan, you will have the cops come after you. Don't worry, though. Just explain that the kid you punched was a raving Britney Spears fan and you were just doing your part to make sure this person doesn't grow up to be a detriment to society. I can guarantee the cop will give you his or her nightstick, say, "Here, use this instead ," then you walk away to harass some other kids sitting in front of a convenience store. If the Britney Spears fan in question happens to be a guy, you have the (highly recommended) option of castrating him. This is to prevent him from breeding future morons, and besides, any guy that openly admits to listening to Britney Spears isn't going to have much use for his genitals anyway.

Best. Post. Ever.

:D

[jackson13]

I actually haven't seen a Britney Spears fan since 1998, so I'm not to worried about running into one.

[ComeNightfall]

In all my years of going to karaoke, I have never seen anyone sing to a Britney Spears song, or wear pink "I'm a Princess" T-shirts. Most of the karaoke singers iny my area wear beer T-shirts and wail the latest country hits by Kenny Chesney and Gretchen Wilson.

Also, remember those Britney Spears fans aren't allowed in the bar past 9pm.

And another thing: I totally agree with Driller Killer about the suckiness that is Mariah Carey.

[wolffman3]

Originally posted by ComeNightfall
In all my years of going to karaoke, I have never seen anyone sing to a Britney Spears song, or wear pink "I'm a Princess" T-shirts. Most of the karaoke singers iny my area wear beer T-shirts and wail the latest country hits by Kenny Chesney and Gretchen Wilson.

Also, remember those Britney Spears fans aren't allowed in the bar past 9pm.

And another thing: I totally agree with Driller Killer about the suckiness that is Mariah Carey.


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Your not likely to find any Britney Spears karaoke unless you go to kids partys (or you are in the bar before 9.00pm ) You are obviously in the wrong place, try moving to the UK and being a DJ at a kids birthday party. Maybe your area has been declared a Britney Spears 'free' zone. Anyone over the age of 10 that buys a Britney Spears CD should be dragged out into a vomit-filled street by their pubic hair and trampled by two-headed clowns on stilts because they're stupidity is bringing down average human intelligence way too much to be left alive. If aliens were to come to Earth and find out that Britney Spears has sold millions of albums, they'd immediately melt us all and turn our planet into the galaxy's largest parking lot. It's that fucking bad, and I hate all of you Britney Spears-loving vidiots for tainting the world with your presence.

[BadCoverVersion]

They're almost as bad as those fucking NKOTB fans!

Punch them in the head!
Kick them in the nose!
Smear feces on their little bellies!
Set them on fire!
Piss on them!

Then repeat until fade.

[The_Driller_Killer]

Originally posted by wolffman3

Anyone over the age of 10 that buys a Britney Spears CD should be dragged out into a vomit-filled street by their pubic hair and trampled by two-headed clowns on stilts because they're stupidity is bringing down average human intelligence way too much to be left alive. If aliens were to come to Earth and find out that Britney Spears has sold millions of albums, they'd immediately melt us all and turn our planet into the galaxy's largest parking lot. It's that fucking bad, and I hate all of you Britney Spears-loving vidiots for tainting the world with your presence.

I don't appreciate being called stupid just because I like a certain kind of music or a certain artist. This post is offensive and crude. It has been reported to a moderator. This is a ridiculous thread that should've been closed the moment it appeared. You have some serious issues with hate, my friend.

[Psychocandy]

Ok...before I close this thread i've got a couple of things to say.

1. Wolffman3...making generalisations about the mental capabilities (or lack thereof) of Britney Spears fans is always going to offend someone posting on a music forum. So could I ask in future that you refrain from such generalisations? Number one rule around here is respect for your fellow schmoes and some of your comments certainly seem to be aimed in the direction of any schmoes who may like Britney Spears.

2. The Driller Killer...the aspects of this post that you refer to as offensive and crude shouldn't I think be taken all that seriously. I don't think (or rather I hope) that Wolffman3 isn't seriously suggesting that Britney Spears' fans deserve to have various forms of extreme violence inflicted upon their persons.

As to why i'm closing this thread...well it's not really about music is it? It's about Britney Spears fans. So...with that in mind...THREAD CLOSED!!!