dfd3657
08-15-2006, 06:46 PM
I posted this in the "What film/s did everyone watch today" thread, but this movie merits its own topic. I'll just give it a copy and paste.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v55/dfd3657/DVDs%20CDs%20and%20Games/lady_terminator.jpg
Wow. Words can't even explain how terrible this film is. But hot damn, if I didn't have a fucking great time watching it. It's an Indonesian(sp?) film that came out in 1988 (originally under the title Nasty Hunter), and if you couldn't tell by the title, it's pretty much a ripoff of Terminator. At the beginning, we see a woman making love to a man, when suddenly blood shoots out from between the two lovers, and the woman rolls off the guy to reveal that his cock is gone. The woman is The South Sea Queen, a vicious she beast who is trying to find a man who can satisfy her. Another man enters her room, and as they're getting down to business, the guy does...something and a snake crawls out of her crotch. The man grabs the snake, and it then turns into a knife, and he tries to stab the South Sea Queen with it. This outrages her, and she yells at the man, saying that in 100 years she will take revenge on his great grandaughter. Fast forward 100 years later, and we see a young woman, Tania, looking around in an old shop. She's approached by an old man, and she asks him if he has a book about the South Sea Queen, because she's studying to become an anthropologist and is writing her thesis on the SSQ. The man warns her about the SSQ, but she doesn't seem to care. Some other random shit happens that doesn't really matter, and then Tania's out on a boat, looking for the South Sea Queen's castle which sank into the ocean 100 years ago. She dives under water, and the (model) boat is swept away by a massive tidal wave. Then, for some random reason, Tania ends up falling onto a bed, where we see the snake from earlier in the movie enter her lady bits. She then emerges butt naked from the ocean, and there's two guys "partying" by the ocean. After some terrible dialogue, she fucks them, and again with the bloody cocks. And basically, the rest of the film revolves around Lady T trying to kill Erica, the great grandaughter of the man who tried to kill the SSQ. This movie is absolutely horrendous in terms of a real film, but it's just SOOO bad that it's good. There's some pretty horrendous dialogue, such as "I am not a lady! I'm an anthropologist!," "We've seen more dead bodies than you've eaten hot dogs, so shut up and eat," and "I've heard of the ultimate blowjob, but come on." Nobody EVER reloads their gun in this movie. Well, once. Lady Terminator mows down an ENTIRE police station with an M-16, and she reloads ONE time. And for some reason, once she gets blown up and her skin gets melted off, she magically gets the ability to shoot lasers from her eyes. Anyway, if you love your flicks with LOTS of cheese and the occasional side of blood and sex, buy this movie. It's worth every penny.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v55/dfd3657/DVDs%20CDs%20and%20Games/lady_terminator.jpg
Wow. Words can't even explain how terrible this film is. But hot damn, if I didn't have a fucking great time watching it. It's an Indonesian(sp?) film that came out in 1988 (originally under the title Nasty Hunter), and if you couldn't tell by the title, it's pretty much a ripoff of Terminator. At the beginning, we see a woman making love to a man, when suddenly blood shoots out from between the two lovers, and the woman rolls off the guy to reveal that his cock is gone. The woman is The South Sea Queen, a vicious she beast who is trying to find a man who can satisfy her. Another man enters her room, and as they're getting down to business, the guy does...something and a snake crawls out of her crotch. The man grabs the snake, and it then turns into a knife, and he tries to stab the South Sea Queen with it. This outrages her, and she yells at the man, saying that in 100 years she will take revenge on his great grandaughter. Fast forward 100 years later, and we see a young woman, Tania, looking around in an old shop. She's approached by an old man, and she asks him if he has a book about the South Sea Queen, because she's studying to become an anthropologist and is writing her thesis on the SSQ. The man warns her about the SSQ, but she doesn't seem to care. Some other random shit happens that doesn't really matter, and then Tania's out on a boat, looking for the South Sea Queen's castle which sank into the ocean 100 years ago. She dives under water, and the (model) boat is swept away by a massive tidal wave. Then, for some random reason, Tania ends up falling onto a bed, where we see the snake from earlier in the movie enter her lady bits. She then emerges butt naked from the ocean, and there's two guys "partying" by the ocean. After some terrible dialogue, she fucks them, and again with the bloody cocks. And basically, the rest of the film revolves around Lady T trying to kill Erica, the great grandaughter of the man who tried to kill the SSQ. This movie is absolutely horrendous in terms of a real film, but it's just SOOO bad that it's good. There's some pretty horrendous dialogue, such as "I am not a lady! I'm an anthropologist!," "We've seen more dead bodies than you've eaten hot dogs, so shut up and eat," and "I've heard of the ultimate blowjob, but come on." Nobody EVER reloads their gun in this movie. Well, once. Lady Terminator mows down an ENTIRE police station with an M-16, and she reloads ONE time. And for some reason, once she gets blown up and her skin gets melted off, she magically gets the ability to shoot lasers from her eyes. Anyway, if you love your flicks with LOTS of cheese and the occasional side of blood and sex, buy this movie. It's worth every penny.