Crank tv preview

[Tweek]

Could they BE anymore annoying? I mean, I want to see the movie, but it's being pimped out like it's no one's business. And the trailers are SOOO long! Why? Why?

[Brando @$$ Fat]

I know! And it looks horrible too, because it has that British guy who starred in those horrible Transporter movies.

[Tweek]

I never saw The Transporter 1 or deux so i never was tainted.

[jackson13]

I am at a loss for words as to how a movie with such premise as this one, starring such star as this one, could ever get hate.


JASON STATHAM OWNS AT LIFE!

[Robot]

It looks like cheesy fun. Of course I like mindless action movies and I think Jason Statham is the f'ing man so I will go to theaters the weekend this is out. How can you deny going to a movie where a man is wearing a hospital gown on a cops motorcycle with his arms stretched out standing straight up? That's movie gold isn't it?

The trailers don't bother me much. POTC had at least 2 minute trailers on some stations so I guess I'm used to over exposure of film advertisements.

[BakeTheMooCow]

This movie looks kickass and I haven't even seen any TV spots, only the trailer. The poster rocks.

http://www.joblo.com/big-poster-images/postercrank.jpg

[Lazy Boy]

I just hate the repeated use of "My name is Chev Chelios, and this is the day that I die."

It's sort of like "My name is, my name is, Domino, Domino Harvey." Not as obnoxious, but still.

[ilovemovies]

The Transporter movies suck, but Jason Stathom rocks nonetheless and this does look like kickass action flick!

[RustyRazor]

I'm going to just say it.
As much as I hated The Transporter and that crappy Transporter 2: Who Greenlit This...

This looks okay.
The "My name is Chev Chelios" thing IS definitely annoying, but these damned execs can't get through their heads that the lines that used to work don't work retroactively. (I HATED that "My Name is Domino Harvey" line!)

If you look to action movies, you need action stars.
Stallone's getting too old.
As is Schwartzennager.
Segal is doing straight to DVD movies (which are fucking putred).

Who's left? Jason Stratham is definitely tossed into that catagory.
He's not the greatest actor in the world, but he does action.
Just no more "Transporter" movies.

[jaw2929]

I loved the Transporter 2... The first one was alright as well... I think I may go see this, as I can accept Statham as the new "action flick" guy... Him and The Rock are the future of the action movie genre I think...

I thought the trailer was a bit long too, almost gives away the whole fucking flick in one go.... Regardless, I think I'll prolly see this...

[Tweek]

Originally posted by jackson13
I am at a loss for words as to how a movie with such premise as this one, starring such star as this one, could ever get hate.


JASON STATHAM OWNS AT LIFE!

I'm not hatin' on the movie. I'm hating on the previews.
I WANT to see this flick.

[Shockwave]

Normaly i would agree with this 100%, but i want this film to make some green and getting word out about the movie is the best way.

I do think the trailer could be abit shorter, but i thought it was a pretty well made beast overall.:cool:

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Brando @$$ Fat
I know! And it looks horrible too, because it has that British guy who starred in those horrible Transporter movies.


Don't be shitting on the British guy who starred in those horrible Transporter movies.


jackson13
JASON STATHAM OWNS AT LIFE!

[ElderPredator]

Jason Statham is the fucking man! I'd go see a movie of him shooting rats at the dump if it came out.

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
Jason Statham is the fucking man! I'd go see a movie of him shooting rats at the dump if it came out.

Okay.

COMING FALL 2007

...he had no idea why he was the target of a crazed assassin. He just knew that his time was running out....

http://muppet.wikia.com/images/4/44/Rizzo1.jpg

Rizzo the Rat

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1116127/photo_02.jpg

Jason Statham

Mousetrap

There's no cheese at the end of this maze...just death

Halle Berry
Monica Belluci
Jennifer Garner
and Christopher Walken

A RustyRazorworks (c) Film

[Brando @$$ Fat]

I like Jason Statham, I just thought The Transporter sucked ass. I typically enjoy a good mindless action flick, but we'll just see about this one.