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jackson13
08-18-2006, 12:49 AM
Just got home from SNAKES ON A PLANE, which was pretty much the greatest movie ever. Great crowd, exactly the type of crowd that needed to be present for such a movie. It was wonderful. People clapped and cheered, some even stood up when Sam finally said his line. It was awesome.




But then, you have that one person. The one who went to the movie not knowing what to expect. Which automatically labels them the dumbest motherfucker in the theater, because how can you go to this movie, and not know what to expect? And where does she sit of course, RIGHT BEHIND ME.


Now, she was with her boyfriend, so that automatically means that he coaxed her into coming, but still. Throught the entire movie, whenever a snake was on screen, and I literally mean, WHENEVER A SNAKE WAS ON SCREEN, this woman was moaning and crying: "Oh, oh my, ho my goodness. Oh, ew, oh sick, gross, ew, oh my goodness. Oh yuck, oh ugh oh my god...."

THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


People were actually telling her to shut the fuck up, and of course she ignored them all, and so did her boyfriend. Thats what got me the most, a movie where people are cheering and clapping, and she's getting told to shut the fuck up!

I just dont understand this woman. The title of the movie is SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! What, did she think there wouldnt be snakes in the movie?! NO! She knew it! She had to have known it! SO WHY COULDNT SHE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP CRYING ABOUT THE GODDAMN SNAKES?!

FUCK!

Backstabba
08-18-2006, 01:06 AM
Well the same thing happened to me at Anacondas...
But...you know...it's different, because that movie sucked.

I would love to see SOAP, but my theater decided to show Material Girls instead.
...MATERIAL GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!

BorderEevilIII
08-18-2006, 01:09 AM
I am planning to see this or THE ILLUSIONIST this saturday which is my day off from work. I am groaning to experience anything like yours Jackson.
Like these kids who kept talking during POSEIDON.......... If their grandmother wasn't present I would have been saying.........


SHUT DA FUK UP!




heres an INTERESTING TRIVIA TIDBIT on SNAKES ON A PLANE...

Samuel L. Jackson only signed on for this film because of the title. It was later changed to "Pacific Air Flight 121", but Jackson demanded they reverse the change. "We're totally changing that back. That's the only reason I took the job: I read the title."




Thank goodness that Jackson got his way.... The other title would have not got much buzz IMO.

jackson13
08-18-2006, 01:21 AM
I honestly dont have a problem with people talking during a movie. Especially one like this. If people are making comments to each other, thats fine. I do that with friends. Stuff like "hey isnt that ____" or "wasnt that guy in ____". It's shit like what happened the other day at Pulse, where kids were pretty much yelling at the screen like the characters in the movie would hear them, and shit like the woman was doing tonight.

I would've much rather dealt with cell phones going off, people leaving and coming back all the time, or even the kids from the theater I saw Pulse in, than to deal with this woman and her "oh, oh my, oh ew, gross, sick, oh my god" through the entire fucking movie. That was, hands down, in all my movie going experiences, the most annoying thing I've ever had to deal with.

Scorpio24
08-18-2006, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by BorderEevilIII





heres an INTERESTING TRIVIA TIDBIT on SNAKES ON A PLANE...

Samuel L. Jackson only signed on for this film because of the title. It was later changed to "Pacific Air Flight 121", but Jackson demanded they reverse the change. "We're totally changing that back. That's the only reason I took the job: I read the title."


That's a misconception. He did say he wanted the job because of the title but it was never changed. They just used the other name on set and with the studio because nobody was taking it serious. Sam even says himself in an interview with Total film this month that the film's name had never changed.

RustyRazor
08-18-2006, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by Backstabba
Well the same thing happened to me at Anacondas...
But...you know...it's different, because that movie sucked.

I would love to see SOAP, but my theater decided to show Material Girls instead.
...MATERIAL GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!

I'd boycott the theater right now, Stabba.
Don't stand for that Duff crap.