jackson13
08-18-2006, 12:49 AM
Just got home from SNAKES ON A PLANE, which was pretty much the greatest movie ever. Great crowd, exactly the type of crowd that needed to be present for such a movie. It was wonderful. People clapped and cheered, some even stood up when Sam finally said his line. It was awesome.
But then, you have that one person. The one who went to the movie not knowing what to expect. Which automatically labels them the dumbest motherfucker in the theater, because how can you go to this movie, and not know what to expect? And where does she sit of course, RIGHT BEHIND ME.
Now, she was with her boyfriend, so that automatically means that he coaxed her into coming, but still. Throught the entire movie, whenever a snake was on screen, and I literally mean, WHENEVER A SNAKE WAS ON SCREEN, this woman was moaning and crying: "Oh, oh my, ho my goodness. Oh, ew, oh sick, gross, ew, oh my goodness. Oh yuck, oh ugh oh my god...."
THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People were actually telling her to shut the fuck up, and of course she ignored them all, and so did her boyfriend. Thats what got me the most, a movie where people are cheering and clapping, and she's getting told to shut the fuck up!
I just dont understand this woman. The title of the movie is SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! What, did she think there wouldnt be snakes in the movie?! NO! She knew it! She had to have known it! SO WHY COULDNT SHE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP CRYING ABOUT THE GODDAMN SNAKES?!
FUCK!
But then, you have that one person. The one who went to the movie not knowing what to expect. Which automatically labels them the dumbest motherfucker in the theater, because how can you go to this movie, and not know what to expect? And where does she sit of course, RIGHT BEHIND ME.
Now, she was with her boyfriend, so that automatically means that he coaxed her into coming, but still. Throught the entire movie, whenever a snake was on screen, and I literally mean, WHENEVER A SNAKE WAS ON SCREEN, this woman was moaning and crying: "Oh, oh my, ho my goodness. Oh, ew, oh sick, gross, ew, oh my goodness. Oh yuck, oh ugh oh my god...."
THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People were actually telling her to shut the fuck up, and of course she ignored them all, and so did her boyfriend. Thats what got me the most, a movie where people are cheering and clapping, and she's getting told to shut the fuck up!
I just dont understand this woman. The title of the movie is SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! What, did she think there wouldnt be snakes in the movie?! NO! She knew it! She had to have known it! SO WHY COULDNT SHE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP CRYING ABOUT THE GODDAMN SNAKES?!
FUCK!