top movie quotes

[Final~faculty]

these are mine

Final destination ~Billy: They're they go here we stay

The faculty~Stan: Aliens have taken over the fucking school!

mallrats~Brodie: You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?

the outsiders~Dallas: We gotta win that fight tonight. We gotta get even with those Socs! Let's do it for Johnny, man. We'll do it for Johnny!

Heat~Neil McCauley: I am double the worst trouble you ever thought of.

casino~Nicky Santoro: Peek-a-boo, you fucks, you!

reservoir dogs~Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

[JackassFan]

This has been done so many times. Ah, what the heck...


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"Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more goddamn time!"

[Cronos]

a recent one that made my list of favourite quotes

Survive Style 5+ - Killer: What's your function in life?

[tsay1616]

"The Dude abides" -Big Lebowski

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it."
-Rory Breaker (Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)

[dennisv]

Originally posted by tsay1616


"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it."
-Rory Breaker (Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)

Hahaha, yess. "Today, it's Mr. Breaker. My name.. is My. Breaker."


I have a lot.

One of my favorites is when Mr. White says "Piss on this fucking turd." in Reservoir Dogs.

A few from from Jack Nicholson...

Couple lines from As Good As It Gets.

"Oh -- Uh -- Carol the waitress; Simon the fag"

"Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking."

To a Latin woman:
"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

[jaw2929]

"And now a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?" ;)

[The FamilyJulas]

"DereLICK my balls."

and of course, no quotes list is complete without a few from Silence of the Lambs:

"Love your suit."

[Deadite914]

Can I get any of you cunts a drink? - Ed shaun of the dead

[Gordon]

Ending Raging Bull with the quote from On the Waterfront was pure genious. It's always weird to explain to people that it's my favorite quote...but the Raging Bull version.

Raging Bull/ On the Waterfront: It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money.You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.

Of course the Tarantino quote that comes up in Reservoir Dogs and From Dusk Till Dawn: "Alright Ramblers, let's get Rambling."

HAL: "Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."


Walt: "I make billboard signs for advertising."
Travis: "Oh yeah? So you're the one who makes those signs? I love those. Some of them are beautiful."
Walt: "I'm not the only one who makes them, Trav."

[dreamcurls]

My fav from Reservoir Dogs is from Mr. White "Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize", hee hee that quote is the best.
some more favs are from Idle Hands, Pnub "As usual marijuana saves an otherwise disaterous day.":cool:
Randy"You're not going anywhere, you evil hosted fuckstick!"
and from Serenity,River"I swallowed a bug"
and from Donnie Darko, Frank"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
Donnie,"You're such a fuckass"
Elizabeth Darko,"Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck?!"
then lil sis Samantha,"What's a fuckass?"
and I can't forget about True Romance!,Drexel"He musta thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day,is it?"

[Brando @$$ Fat]

"Don't be a good neighbor anymore to her. I'll have to send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You recieve a love letter from me, and you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!... In dreams... I walk with you. In dreams... I talk to you. In dreams, you're mine... all the time. Forever..." -Blue Velvet


"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon is what you'll drink tonight!" -Blue Velvet


"All right! You put a shiv in my partner. You know what that means? Goddammit! All winter long I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I'm gonna bust your ass for those three bags and I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie." -The French Connection


"Don't worry, we can walk to the curb from here." -Annie Hall


"What the fuck are you doing? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending death!" -GoodFellas


"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have...." -Unforgiven


"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another, and I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you did to Ned." -Unforgiven

[Suziecue]

The Weather Man "This shit life, we must chuck some things... We must chuck them, in this shit life." Michael Caine

[Kevin Lockard]

Yippie-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!" (This may sound sad, but for a long time, I used to say this line everytime I defeated the final villian of a video game...oh well)-Die Hard 1-3

I must say Mr. Doyle, you were the one person I did not want to see again. My friends here want to discuss things with you but in their fashion, you would die first. And then, of course, we would never find out what you have learned about our little business. That was the expensive lesson of New York. You're a good cop. Honest...but stupid...but honest. -The French Connection 2

If those little sweethearts won't face German bullets, they'll face French ones! -Paths of Glory

You better bury Ned right! You better not cut up nor otherwise harm no more whores......or I'll come back and kill everyone of you sons-a-bitches! -Unforgiven

I was cured all right........ -Clockwork Orange

This is the first time I've ever made love....no, I'm not a virgin, I'm a whore. -Scarlet Diva

You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other poor dumb bastard die for HIS country! -Patton

Nah, what's the difference? -The Killing

You slap a tag on me for fifty-thousand dollars?! You make me public enemy number one!? Is that some kind of joke? Well, you tell your friends in the NYPD I've got a quarter million dollar contract on ANYONE involved in this case! -King Of New York

[Le_Big_Mac]

"You're gonna blow! Well, I'm a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Whenever my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T.! I'm the Guns of the Navarone!"

-- Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

"It's the one that says 'bad motherfucker' on it."

-- Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

"Remember me? Benny Blanco from the Bronx."

-- John Leguizamo, Carlito's Way

"Ever since I could remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster."

-- Ray Liotta, Goodfellas

"A Royale With Cheese..."

-- Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

"I am sick and tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"

-- Samuel L. Jackson, Snakes on a Plane

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."

-- Dustin Hoffman, The Graduate

"I fart in your general direction!"

-- John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"It's just a flesh wound."

-- John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"No, I am your father."

-- James Earl Jones, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

-- Jake Gyllenhaal, Donnie Darko