Jackass Number Two

[SheLizard]

Okay, my significant other is totally dying to see this movie. I promised to take him on opening night next week.

I think it'll be really funny - the trailers are some crazy stuff. You know they are going to go all out to make the stunts even bigger than the first one. Really..Johnny Knoxville kind of scares me a little bit...but watching him beat himself up in new ways is always a good time.

[RandalGraves]

I'll be there opening day, just like I was for the first one. And since I got the new Jackass unrated s.e. dvd, I have a free movie pass!

[BorderEevilIII]

IF you have watched the show on TV and went to the first one I do somehow see myself goin to the second one.

[chinton]

Woohoo retard doing stupid things. Count myself out.

[SheLizard]

I keep seeing the trailers on TV - I don't even know what is going on in some of them (the dentist chair thing??) but they look nuts. I am guessing that they are going to have even bigger crazier stunts in this one than they did in the first. (I've seen a couple of vague spoilers that just sound insane.) I think it'll be really fun

[DarkKnight81]

Loved the show, loved the first movie, i'll be there opening night.

[ChemicalRomance]

This is going to be awesome to see with the friends. The first one was amazing to see with a fucking PACKED theater.

[thedudeman69]

Originally posted by ChemicalRomance
This is going to be awesome to see with the friends. The first one was amazing to see with a fucking PACKED theater.


Yep. I took my brother to the first one back in 2002 opening day and we couldn't stop laughing. All the guys went AW DAMN. the girls hid their faces after that. We were dying laughing


I cannot wait to experience something like that again with this movie. I am going to this movie no matter what.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by SheLizard
You know they are going to go all out to make the stunts even bigger than the first one.

Probably true...but Dirty Sanchez has got them beat and then some as far as extremity goes.

Apparantly there's anaesthetic-free liposuction after which one of the Sanchez boys then drinks removed fat. There's finger chopping with cigar cutters...foreskins being attached to frosted poles, tongues are stapled, nostrils are superglued, a penis is tattooed...etc, etc, etc.

Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te2YyWK_2LY)

[DarkKnight81]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Probably true...but Dirty Sanchez has got them beat and then some as far as extremity goes.

Apparantly there's anaesthetic-free liposuction after which one of the Sanchez boys then drinks removed fat. There's finger chopping with cigar cutters...foreskins being attached to frosted poles, tongues are stapled, nostrils are superglued, a penis is tattooed...etc, etc, etc.

Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te2YyWK_2LY)

Sounds good except for the finger chopping, thats a little too out of control.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by DarkKnight81
Sounds good except for the finger chopping, thats a little too out of control.

Well that's just the rumour...but the end of the trailer suggests finger chopping is featured in some capacity.

[notchreturns]

I'll be there with bells on.

I love this shit.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Probably true...but Dirty Sanchez has got them beat and then some as far as extremity goes.

Apparantly there's anaesthetic-free liposuction after which one of the Sanchez boys then drinks removed fat. There's finger chopping with cigar cutters...foreskins being attached to frosted poles, tongues are stapled, nostrils are superglued, a penis is tattooed...etc, etc, etc.

Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te2YyWK_2LY) Dirty Sanchez is a disgrace. It's a total knock off of Jackass that doesn't seem to understand what's good about Jackass. It's not about who gets hurt the most. It's about who does the funniest/wildest thing. Dirty Sanchez doesn't seem to be even trying to be funny, just 't0talz eXtrem3!!' and disturbing.

As far as Jackass 2 goes, I'll be there as soon as I can.

[Bourne101]

I loved the first one and this one looks even better. I will be there 2:00 next Saturday afternoon.

[cold]

First one was hilarious. I cannot wait.

[DarkKnight81]

I'm predicting a $22MIL opening weekend of this.

[Cronos]

while i liked the first one and enjoyed the show ive since gotten bored of Jackass so i wont be seeing it at the cinema....although i will eventually see it and most likely love the damn thing

[ilovemovies]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Probably true...but Dirty Sanchez has got them beat and then some as far as extremity goes.

Apparantly there's anaesthetic-free liposuction after which one of the Sanchez boys then drinks removed fat. There's finger chopping with cigar cutters...foreskins being attached to frosted poles, tongues are stapled, nostrils are superglued, a penis is tattooed...etc, etc, etc.

Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te2YyWK_2LY)


Alright, that is just plain nasty. While the Jackass guys have done some pretty nasty things (the paper cuts thing seem to come to mind from the first movie) I don't recall them doing anything like this. There is a thin line between being funny and just being nasty and disgusting. And it sounds like whatever this is, they cross the line BIG time.

As for Jackass Number Two, I can't wait. Love these guys. The first one was hilarious. I love the stunts they pull.

And I find it pretty cool that Bam is actually from West Chester Pennsylvania, which is VERY close to where I live.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
Dirty Sanchez is a disgrace. It's a total knock off of Jackass that doesn't seem to understand what's good about Jackass. It's not about who gets hurt the most. It's about who does the funniest/wildest thing. Dirty Sanchez doesn't seem to be even trying to be funny, just 't0talz eXtrem3!!' and disturbing.

I'm not really a huge fan of either show but let me try and respond to this.

I wouldn't say Sanchez is disturbing...it's a different kind of beast altogether. IT IS extreme...but you've got to remember that these are boys from the Welsh valleys, there is little else to do there besides self-mutilation ;). I think the stunts are much more crude, and the lads probably aren't as likeable as the Jackass bunch, chiefly because they aren't really doing it for the public...they are simply one-upping their friends and pushing taste and decency boundaries for kicks. Jackass boys are entertainers above all else! And there is an 'awww' factor to their work. They remain endearing even when they are being kicked in the bollocks or eating a puke omelette.

I seriously doubt Sanchez do not understand the secret of the Jackass 'formula'...I just don't think they give a shit. Their show isn't meant to be wild and funny, it's meant to be sick and twisted...and lots of people are amused by sick and twisted, so that's a bonus!

As for it being a Jackass knock-off...well Pritchard and Dainton have been doing this stuff for years, and there are bootleg dvd's all over the internet to prove it. One of the Pritchard Vs Dainton skateboard programmes was shown in Britain on channel 4 way before Jackass had even aired...and the pilot of Jackass featured stunts from this particular show according to some sources. Coincidence? Very probably. I don't think either show is a direct rip from one another...I just think there are bored mental dudes in both the UK and the US.

It just seems the American kids are classier than the Welsh chavs.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
Alright, that is just plain nasty. While the Jackass guys have done some pretty nasty things (the paper cuts thing seem to come to mind from the first movie) I don't recall them doing anything like this. There is a thin line between being funny and just being nasty and disgusting. And it sounds like whatever this is, they cross the line BIG time.

Are you serious?

You've laughed at a man eating a yellow snowcone and you're telling us all when the line has been crossed (!?)

Jackass is hardly Watch With Mother.

My Mother would probably find much of Jackass abhorrant.

[ilovemovies]

Well I already admitted that Jackass has done some pretty sick, nasty, disgusting stuff.

But NOTHING they have done is as nasty as chopping fingers with cigar cutters or attaching foreskins to frozen poles. Or tongues being stapled. Or having their penis tattoed.

Besides I find Jackass to be more funny during some of the wierder and less disgusting stunts they do. For instance, I don't think I ever laughed out loud so hard than when one of the Jackass people's mother go into their kitchen and find an alligator there. It's often stunts like that that make me really laugh that they do.

[dreamcurls]

Heck yeah! I'll be there! Knoxville scares me sometimes too!(Steve-O is the scariest, though.) But they are all the coolest guys! I met them at Bar Orlando once. Don't let their image fool you! They were some of the nicest celebs I've ever met. Jonny even kissed me on the cheek. I love him.

[SheLizard]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
Well I already admitted that Jackass has done some pretty sick, nasty, disgusting stuff.

But NOTHING they have done is as nasty as chopping fingers with cigar cutters or attaching foreskins to frozen poles. Or tongues being stapled. Or having their penis tattoed.

Besides I find Jackass to be more funny during some of the wierder and less disgusting stunts they do. For instance, I don't think I ever laughed out loud so hard than when one of the Jackass people's mother go into their kitchen and find an alligator there. It's often stunts like that that make me really laugh that they do.

the thing about Jackass, and I am sure that will be true about Jackass 2, is that on some level, it's actually kind of clever. Sure there is a focus on crazy wild stunts and the guys doing things that no one else will do - but on some level, some of their stuff is pretty well and thoroughly planned out. So I have to give them credit for that, too.

Plus, like I said this just looks like it will be so much fun. Anybody want to bet which one of the cast will do the most insane stunt?

[DarkKnight81]

Originally posted by SheLizard
the thing about Jackass, and I am sure that will be true about Jackass 2, is that on some level, it's actually kind of clever. Sure there is a focus on crazy wild stunts and the guys doing things that no one else will do - but on some level, some of their stuff is pretty well and thoroughly planned out. So I have to give them credit for that, too.

Plus, like I said this just looks like it will be so much fun. Anybody want to bet which one of the cast will do the most insane stunt?

Its usually a toss up between Knoxville and Steve-O. Knoxville said in an interview he should have died about 3 times during this movie so I'll go with him. Who could forget the golf cart flip?

[daddiefatsacks]

oh man the golf cart flip was INSANE!!

i cant wait for this shit, probly won't even make it into the theater sober.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
I'm not really a huge fan of either show but let me try and respond to this.

I wouldn't say Sanchez is disturbing...it's a different kind of beast altogether. IT IS extreme...but you've got to remember that these are boys from the Welsh valleys, there is little else to do there besides self-mutilation ;). I think the stunts are much more crude, and the lads probably aren't as likeable as the Jackass bunch, chiefly because they aren't really doing it for the public...they are simply one-upping their friends and pushing taste and decency boundaries for kicks. Jackass boys are entertainers above all else! And there is an 'awww' factor to their work. They remain endearing even when they are being kicked in the bollocks or eating a puke omelette.

I seriously doubt Sanchez do not understand the secret of the Jackass 'formula'...I just don't think they give a shit. Their show isn't meant to be wild and funny, it's meant to be sick and twisted...and lots of people are amused by sick and twisted, so that's a bonus!

As for it being a Jackass knock-off...well Pritchard and Dainton have been doing this stuff for years, and there are bootleg dvd's all over the internet to prove it. One of the Pritchard Vs Dainton skateboard programmes was shown in Britain on channel 4 way before Jackass had even aired...and the pilot of Jackass featured stunts from this particular show according to some sources. Coincidence? Very probably. I don't think either show is a direct rip from one another...I just think there are bored mental dudes in both the UK and the US.

It just seems the American kids are classier than the Welsh chavs. No, that's . . . not what I meant.

First off, you're just proving my point by saying that the Dirty Sanchez people don't deserve to be in TV because they're not doing ti for an audience and they're not entertainers. They're doing it . . . god knows why but it's not to entertain. And something that's not made to enetertain or inform or teach should never ever be on TV. It's not good television.

When I said that they didn't get what Jackass was all about I didn't necessarily mean the actuall Dirty Sanchez guys but the imbecile who decided to air their stunts on TV. That is definitely not what majority of people want to see on TV. If people are going to act like idiots at least have them be entertaining or at least charming and likable. Same goes to the whole "they've been doing it for ages" scenario (which I actually was aware of). I'm talking about who decided to air it. No one would think of broadcasting their stunts if Jackass (a similar show) hadn't had the success it had. They just knocked off with material they had done before.

Eventhough I believe Knoxville had been doing all that crap for a while as well (I think the whole pepper spray/taser gun/taser cables stunt is much older than when it was first aired) . . . but the million dollar idea was to broadcast it, which Jackass did first.

I hope you get where I'm coming from here.

Originally posted by SheLizard
the thing about Jackass, and I am sure that will be true about Jackass 2, is that on some level, it's actually kind of clever. Sure there is a focus on crazy wild stunts and the guys doing things that no one else will do - but on some level, some of their stuff is pretty well and thoroughly planned out. So I have to give them credit for that, too.
Exactly! It's not only about grossing you out. There were a hundred times during the show where I went "Goddamn I wish I could do that!" (the giant slingshot comes to mind).

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
First off, you're just proving my point by saying that the Dirty Sanchez people don't deserve to be in TV because they're not doing ti for an audience and they're not entertainers.]

I didn't say that at all. I said Jackass boys ARE entertainers, whereas Sanchez lads are just bored Welsh retards who 'entertain' by default. You can't argue with the fact that they DO provide entertainment because they sell millions of DVD's and have great ratings.

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
No one would think of broadcasting their stunts if Jackass (a similar show) hadn't had the success it had. They just knocked off with material they had done before.


But they did...like I said in my previous post. They were on Channel 4 before Jackass had even taken off in the UK. The stunt show has always been a popular format...it's just become more outrageous in recent years.

[Strider]

I'm looking forward to this one as well. I'm a Jackass fan, and I thought the first film was a total blast. So I'm most definitely seeing Jackass: Number Two. Can't wait! :D

Strider

[Bourne101]

Two more days! Well, three for me. I just can't see myself not liking this. There's no way the geniuses behind this could not come up with new, better ideas than the first. They are just too crazy to not think of some new, funny and disgusting ideas!

Can't fucking wait!

[SheLizard]

Exactly! It's not only about grossing you out. There were a hundred times during the show where I went "Goddamn I wish I could do that!" (the giant slingshot comes to mind). [/B]

In a way I think it's underestimating the film to just write it off as juvenile stupidity - there is serious thought at work here in crafting this stuff. I was always curious, about the show and now the movies, how far they are willing to push themselves, what they will come up with next. It makes for great viewing, IMO.

So looking forward to Friday!

[DarkKnight81]

With a lackluster first half, this could be my favorite movie of 2006 so far. Cant wait for friday.

[echo_bravo]

Word is, Party Boy drinks horse semen:eek:

Also, I hear Raab Himself isnt in this cause he hates Bam's guts. I dont really blame him. I would probably beat the living shit out of that guy if I had to hang out with him all the time.

[DarkKnight81]

Originally posted by echo_bravo
Word is, Party Boy drinks horse semen:eek:

Also, I hear Raab Himself isnt in this cause he hates Bam's guts. I dont really blame him. I would probably beat the living shit out of that guy if I had to hang out with him all the time.

Thats too bad b/c Raab always does funny shit in the CKy videos, he was only in the first Jackass for the bungie wedgie so i guess this is no surprise. But as far as him hating Bam I dont know how you can hate someone who has taken care of you and made you what you are. Hes owes everything he has to Bam, good or not.

[chinton]

there nothing else opening this weekend. I think I might see it if Im bored.

[jackson13]

Originally posted by echo_bravo
Word is, Party Boy drinks horse semen:eek:

Also, I hear Raab Himself isnt in this cause he hates Bam's guts. I dont really blame him. I would probably beat the living shit out of that guy if I had to hang out with him all the time.


Someone eats shit in the movie too.


And for the record, Raab doesnt hate Bam. He just doesnt want to do any stupid shit any more. He's living in L.A., Ryan Dunn goes out to visit him all the time, and Raab is apparently sober and doing quite well for himself.

[DarkKnight81]

Originally posted by jackson13
Someone eats shit in the movie too.


And for the record, Raab doesnt hate Bam. He just doesnt want to do any stupid shit any more. He's living in L.A., Ryan Dunn goes out to visit him all the time, and Raab is apparently sober and doing quite well for himself.

Good to hear about Raab. Hopefully with the soberness comes some slower bowle movements.

[thedudeman69]

Originally posted by chinton
there nothing else opening this weekend. I think I might see it if Im bored.


You're not seeing All The KIings Men?

[echo_bravo]

Originally posted by jackson13
Someone eats shit in the movie too.


And for the record, Raab doesnt hate Bam. He just doesnt want to do any stupid shit any more. He's living in L.A., Ryan Dunn goes out to visit him all the time, and Raab is apparently sober and doing quite well for himself.

Oh my mistake. Thats good to here about Raab then. He seems like a good dude and its good that he got his act together.

[Bourne101]

One more day! I hope it boosts the box-office up a bit and gets it out of the slump it's been in for weeks now. Even though I'm seeing it in the afternoon on Saturday I still expect a big crowd because when I saw the first one it was on a Sat afternoon and it was sold out. People love their Jackass.

It also has been getting some pretty good reviews over on RT, so I have high hopes.

[jackson13]

Caught the 1130am showing this morning.

Good lord I havent laughed that hard since I think the first Jackass movie. I was literally crying in parts from laughing.

Best time at the theaters this year!

[HHH123007]

It's not as funny as the first, but it still delivers more laughs per minute than almost anything you put it against.

I've seen the two funniest movies of the year in the last 48 hours.(This and Borat) You can't beat that.

[cletus66]

Jackass Number Two definitely will not dissapoint fans ot the first movie and the TV shows. Most of the stunts and skits were hilarious. I was dissapointed to see that the scene involinvg Don Vito getting a tooth pulled via car was that was in the trailer did not make the final film. I am wondering itf this was deleted because of his recent legal troubles or it cut for other reasons.


8.5/10

[RandalGraves]

Jackass Number 2...haven't had this fun at the movies in a long time...besides when I saw Crank. Better than the original!

[DarkKnight81]

What can I say, my face hurts from laughing so much. Loved every second of it and cant wait to see the deleted scenes on the DVD. The only dissapointment was the lack of a crowd. I went to a 720pm showing and it was maybe 1/4 full. Gotta say that Black Snake Moan movie looks horrible. Anyhow, I hope this isnt the dnd of Jackass but I doubt we'll ever see a number 3. Just as good as the original if not slightly better.

[jackson13]

Saw this again just now here in my own hometown (saw it this morning at a matinee in another town).

It's just as funny the second time. Congratulations to this movie, its officially the first movie I have ever seen at the theater twice in one day.

My showing tonight was basically sold out, and when I left to go home, the street outside was jammed with people waiting to get in to the next show.

Considering my town is only 14,000 strong, and run by old people, thats saying something for this movie.

#1 this weekend. Big time.

[jackson13]

Oh yeah, and it should be noted that the crowd was more into this movie than any movie I've ever seen. They showed the trailer for "Black Snake Moan" before it and people were shouting "SAM JACKSON MOTHERFUCKER" and "MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKE MOAN". Then, once the movie started, and we first hear Knoxvilles laugh over the MTV Astronauts/logo, people were cracking up and cheering.

It's great how a crowd can make a movie even better than it already is.

[daddiefatsacks]

haha yeah man the crowd at my theatre was really vocal, it was great tho.

I laughed the hardest at the saggy boob bits!!!! MAN!!!

could have done without the 'semen' bit...

[NuclearMisfit]

The theater was awesome too, except for when the movie started the douchebag manager yelled and said if you even talk loud, youll get thrown out, cell phones will get you thrown out, standing will get you thrown out. laughing loud will get you thrown out.

Now the group i was in was pretty vocal about some of the bits you would have a big OHHHHHHH!!!! I enjoyed the opening there, it was awesome.

The Bam skits mad me laugh, especially with the snake and also the punching thing.

[echo_bravo]

Sounds like a lot of fun. From your guys' reviews I am definitely checking this out tommorrow. I have a lot of drinking to do today though.:D

[ld1125]

The Funniest movie ive seen in theaters in 18 years...This is the type of movie you have to see with a full crowd.



Spoilers






The Devil coming out from under the ground was the funnisest skit i saw, it was just so random.

[CletusHorniblow]

9/10 Simply amazing. I haven't had this much fun in the theaters since...well, ever. It completely rips the already so-funny-your-face-melts-off original to shreds. Hooray for Jackass!

[bankholdup]

I thought this was a hundred times better than the first, and I dug that. This was the funnest time I've ever had at the theater, and couldn't stop laughing nearly the entire time. Extremely solid 8/10, and I might see this again with friends who didn't catch it yet.

[Lazy Boy]

6/10

I found the first one funnier, even though this had its share of laugh out loud moments (John Waters making Wee Man disappear, classic). It gets a little dull, and the end "punk'd" stunt went on a little too long which nullified the intent and humor.

[Bourne101]

Well, I am holding all of my anger in. I got held up and couldn't catch it this afternoon. Well I guess on the positive side, I have something to look forward to for tomorrow afternoon. Even if it means missing the Colts game :(.

[bucket]

Can't wait to see this when we have the time. Seems awesome !

[DarkKnight81]

Originally posted by Lazy Boy
6/10

the end "punk'd" stunt went on a little too long which nullified the intent and humor.

I agree, it was so long and drawn out and the pay off wasnt that great. But the rest of the movie kicked ass!!! Also is it me or was Bam taking a lot more knocks then usual in this movie, he was all over the place.

[thedudeman69]

8/10

Great flick. I was dying laughing at almost everything. It started off slow in the beginning, but it picked up every stunt that they did.

[#1dvdfan]

10/10

i have never cried and laughed so much from a movie!!!! by far the best comedy of 2005!!!!

spoilers.......................................... .................................................. ...........

the best skit is the letter to the jackass guys and bam tells wee man to read it and bam put the fucking chair so he can stand and read it and POW!!! punchd in the face!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

end of spoilers.......................................... .................................................

i have to go see it again.

[ilovemovies]

Jeffrey Lyon's is such a MAJOR asshole! He basically said that anybody who goes sees this movie and likes it needs therapy! :mad:

[bankholdup]

SPOILERS???

The part that really caught me off guard was the medicine dodgeball skit. "We're going to play medicine dodgeball...in the dark!" Hi-larious!

But I agree about the terrorist sketch going on a bit too long, it really dragged down the pace a bit. But hey, definitely worth another visit to the theater.

[CletusHorniblow]

***SPOILERS***

Am I the only one who didn't think that the Terrorist skit had a perfect running time? I couldn't stop laughing at it, and it was a nice change of pace from the rest of the movie.

***END SPOILERS***

[RandalGraves]

Great opening weekend for Jackass...opened with $28.1 million...and it's budget was only $11.5

[daddiefatsacks]

Originally posted by CletusHorniblow
***SPOILERS***

Am I the only one who didn't think that the Terrorist skit had a perfect running time? I couldn't stop laughing at it, and it was a nice change of pace from the rest of the movie.

***END SPOILERS***

i was fine with the running time, it was just about as long as the 'toy car in the ass' bit from the first one

[Raul Duke]

7/10

funny, im sorry though, I just cant fathom how someone could literally be "crying" from laughing so hard, not just to this, but to almost anything. I've never even come that close to laughin that hard to any movie. You're the type of people who completely ruin comedies by never shutting up about them and overrating them to high heaven


but that aside, people gettin hit in the face = gold. The Fart Mask/puke was the worst part, he just kept puking, the shit log was huge

[TylerDurden182]

Jackass Number Two- 8/10

The best time I've ever had at the theater. My friends and I laughed our asses off.

[FLAME_ON]

When you're sitting around with your friends talking, drinking, bullshitting... doing whatever, and someone says "HEY! You know what would be the funniest shit ever???" and you ask "No, what?"
Well this movie ansers that! And thats what makes it great (and Jackass in general) They do all the things you truely wish to witness in your life and expand it to a whole other level. And sure, people are going to say "Oh yeah, punches to the nuts and laughing at human feces... what a bunch of idiots, how is that funny" Well ok... it has the name Jackass for a reason, they're not hiding anything... they are jackasses and they do jackass stuff. Obviously the movie doesn't interest you... the reason I'm mentioning this is because as I left the movie I heard several "WTF... that wasn't even funny, all the stuff they were doing was stupid"... WHY DID YOU GO SEE IT?! IT'S CALLED JACKASS YOU FUCKER! Some people just always have to come and shit in your chocolate cake... I'm not going to grade on a film scale because you really can't hold this up with other films but on my score for loving this movie 10/10.

[The Poonchy]

i give this movie a 9/10. i'm not sure if it should be an 8/10, because i definitely liked it more than the first movie (which i gave an 8/10). i think it deserves a 9/10. that being said, rip taylor's appearance at the end was kind of lame--the first movie's was better.

[RandalGraves]

Actually made almost a million over the weekend estimate, ending up with $29,002,002 over the weekend!

[DarkKnight81]

Originally posted by RandalGraves
Actually made almost a million over the weekend estimate, ending up with $29,002,002 over the weekend!

Maybe the people who sit there and say Jackass is stupid and not funny should take a look at these box office numbers and say to themselves, "hey, maybe I'm the one thats stupid with no sense of humor!" Jackass rules, it you dont like it then stay the fuck away.

[The Heart Collector]

That was the single worst argument I have ever heard, considering you're at a message board that declares the general moviegoing public to be a pile of shitfucking retards whenever the Wayans get anywhere close to the top ten.

[DarkKnight81]

Originally posted by The Heart Collector
That was the single worst argument I have ever heard, considering you're at a message board that declares the general moviegoing public to be a pile of shitfucking retards whenever the Wayans get anywhere close to the top ten.

Well I've never seen Little Man or White Chicks so I'll hold my judgement on the Wayan's bros. latest efforts. As far as Jackass goes, my comments refer to a critic saying people who enjoy this movie need therapy. People are free to feel how they want so I will never jugde the movie going public because i'm a part of them. If people enjoy movies like Little Man so much that it does well in the box office, good for them and good for the movie. I'm not going to turn around and tell them they need professional help. So if Jeffrey Lyon's wants to say stupid shit like that then he can just look at the numbers and realize hes the one with no sense of humor.

[CletusHorniblow]

I think that Heart Collector was just noting how many Schmoes' logic completely changes based on whether or not they actually dig a film or loathe it.

[InvaderZim]

The wayans brothers are fuckin no talent morons.

That being said, Jackass 2 had me lauging so hard i found it difficult to breathe for hours afterward. Every second of that film was funny...

10/10

[Bourne101]

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[bourahioro]

You know what? It's to the point now, where, as soon as the Jackass theme music starts, I laugh uncontrollably.

Jackass Number 2 was fucking awesome, I enjoyed every second of it, and for a movie that was about an hour and 45 minutes long, it didn't seem that long due to the amount of stuff, and the high pace of it all.

I couldn't possibly pick out one favorite part of Jackass number 2...it's impossible - the movie was wicked.




"Bam...are you crying?" *sniffles* h'yeah *sniffles*




Perfection.

[Mentiroso]

Laughed the entire movie. I dont recall one scene that didnt have me rolling out of my seat.

It is hard to rate the movie though because the only thing to compare it to would be the first which I have not seen in a while SO I will just say it is worth the ticket price.

Laughed so much I had a headache afterwards.

[chinton]

I saw this cause I was bored. I have to admit there a few things that made me laugh but Im shoked anybody would give this a 10/10


Oh and the fart mask was one of the most repulsive things ever put on film and not funny at all.

[FLAME_ON]

Originally posted by chinton
I saw this cause I was bored. I have to admit there a few things that made me laugh but Im shoked anybody would give this a 10/10


Oh and the fart mask was one of the most repulsive things ever put on film and not funny at all.

Damnit... and I thought that was the best part!

[Bourne101]

The fart mask was repulsive, discusting, raunchy, un-called for..... but fucking hilarious!!!!

[chinton]

He shit in the fart mask hose and Steve-O vomited on himself how is that funny.

[DarkKnight81]

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I loved Jackass 2 but I must say I'm not a fan of the fart mask. For one, we all have come to know that Steve O can puke on command so that doesnt make it legit. Secondly Preston shits into a big ass funnel that runs down to a little tube in an open room. Theres no way all that air made its way down that little tube not to mention Steve O starts puking almost instantaneously. Smells (literally) like a crock of shit.

[FLAME_ON]

Maybe my humor is just too immature but the fart mask was great, it was the only scene that I really had to make a solid effort NOT to throw up in the theater.

[bourahioro]

LOL, the fart mask was the only part where you considered vomiting? I would think Chris Pontius drinking fresh horse semen would have done that (I'm a sicko, and dig all that gross shit).

[Strider]

Jackass: Number Two - 7/10 or ***1/2/***** stars

Jackass: Number Two succeeds in what it intends to do: to deliver outrageous, ridiculous, and at times, twisted and disgusting stunts, laughs, and entertainment. Although not as gut-busting hilarious as its 2002 predecessor, I had a good time watching the charismatic, albeit absolutely insane Jackass crew have their sick fun. This should most definitely please fans of the television series and first film alike.

Strider

[notchreturns]

Originally posted by chinton
He shit in the fart mask hose and Steve-O vomited on himself how is that funny.

I was more laughing at the reaction of all the Jackass guys.

The skit that had me laughing the most was actually the one where Pontious came flying from the ground as the devil in the middle of NYC. Just the look on his face and the whole production of it was so damn funny.

[Mr.HyDe807]

9/10

Damn, no movie has made laugh harder than that since seeing The 40 year Old Virgin! I love Jackass, and seeing these biys back in business put a huge smile on my face. Almsot every skit was great!!!!!!!!!!!!

:Spolier:

"the Valentine"......i couldnt breathe after the frist itme they did it! It was sooooooooooo fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then what they did to Dave England and his reaction to it..oh my god....i was dying again! That type of shti gets me everytime!!!!!

:End spolier:

Dont get me wrong, all the other ones were just as funny, but im really tired right now and just wanted to express my lvoe for this movie! If you love jackass, dont stand there and see it! If you dont and have a good sense of humor, this could be for you!

My friends are seeing tomorrow night maybe, im sooooooooooo there!

[Mr. Fred Krueger]

Originally posted by chinton
He shit in the fart mask hose and Steve-O vomited on himself how is that funny.

Because that's Jackass. The whole point is to be so painful, ridiculous and sickening that it's funny. I thought the fart mask was funny meself.

Loved the movie by the way. Even moreso than the first flick! I've never come so close to vomiting in a movie theater than I did with the horse semen scene.

[SkyNet]

i have seen this flick twice already

i love it!

This is the movie yous hould watch if you are ever in a bad mood, and you wanna smile for an hour and a half!

Although most the skits were amazing, the one that had me dying both times i saw it was when Bam Margera plunged Steve-O's ass hole after Steve-O funneled the beer in his ass!

i couldnt stop laughing at that!

[Bourne101]

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[chinton]

You can be painful and ridiculous and be funny. the fart mask, including a couple other sketches, was just immature filth put on film.

[Mr. Fred Krueger]

Originally posted by chinton
was just immature filth put on film.

Again, that's just the way Jackass is. It's not everyone's cup of tea, but that's what Jackass has always been.

[Badbird]

I thought the first movie was pretty dumb and I didn't really like it at all. I thought a lot of the jokes were too drawn out and just not funny, like the demolition derby rental car, and the little car up the butt. But the more random, fast paced jokes were funny, like the trampoline into the cieling fan. Classic.

Number 2 had all the good parts and none of the bad ones. Nothing was too stretched out or too compicated for its own good. Even the total gross out stuff, which I normally don't like, was funny in this. The fart mask was totally gross, but when the vomit kept splashing up inside that thing I just had to laugh.

And I thought the taxi cab climax was great.

But the one thing that got censored - the horse seman. That's were you draw the line?

[AWP82]

Originally posted by Badbird
But the one thing that got censored - the horse seman. That's were you draw the line?

Yeah, I noticed that too. That one thing out of all the other gross stuff felt relatively tame to me. It's just interspecies erotica.

[Tyler_Durden_208]

Originally posted by AWP82
Yeah, I noticed that too. That one thing out of all the other gross stuff felt relatively tame to me. It's just interspecies erotica.
Which is noticably illegal in some states, so I'm sure that were walking a tight-rope to begin with.

[Badbird]

Originally posted by DarkKnight81
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I loved Jackass 2 but I must say I'm not a fan of the fart mask. For one, we all have come to know that Steve O can puke on command so that doesnt make it legit. Secondly Preston shits into a big ass funnel that runs down to a little tube in an open room. Theres no way all that air made its way down that little tube not to mention Steve O starts puking almost instantaneously. Smells (literally) like a crock of shit.

Yeah, but he was sitting right on the funnel... I don't know if you've ever been in a public restroom when someone of that... size takes a dump. It's pretty rough.

Now imagine that stench forced through a tube - which would increase its velocity. Not only that, but scent is actually carried through the air in the form of molocules... so Steve O was litterally getting a mouthful of shit (albeit on a microscopic level, but still...)

[DarkKnight81]

Originally posted by Badbird
Yeah, but he was sitting right on the funnel... I don't know if you've ever been in a public restroom when someone of that... size takes a dump. It's pretty rough.

Now imagine that stench forced through a tube - which would increase its velocity. Not only that, but scent is actually carried through the air in the form of molocules... so Steve O was litterally getting a mouthful of shit (albeit on a microscopic level, but still...)

I see what you're saying but Steve O just throws up to everything which makes it less believable.

[Lord Raiden]

Pretty damn funny movie...I laughed my ass off at it with some friends tonight. It's just as good as the first one. My favorite scene was probably the one where they're reading the sign and getting slammed into their heads. 8 out of 10


Does anyone know what happened to the stunt that was shown in the first trailer? The one where they tie a string to a tooth and also to some sort of race car?! I wonder why they didn't show it.

[Lord Raiden]

Originally posted by cletus66
I was dissapointed to see that the scene involinvg Don Vito getting a tooth pulled via car was that was in the trailer did not make the final film. I am wondering itf this was deleted because of his recent legal troubles or it cut for other reasons.


8.5/10



After reading back into the thread, I caught this. Thanks, cletus66...here's hoping it makes the deleted scenes for the DVD

[Bourne101]

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[NightStalkerGtx]

Originally posted by Bourne101
I saw it for the third time a few days ago and I gotta tell ya, it is so fun seeing it in the theatre. The first time I saw it it was sold out. Second time, 3/4 full and the third time there were probably only 15 people but they were all laughing and the atmosphere was great. This is what is going to separate it from the DVD release. I remember seeing the first in theatres and loved it and when it came to DVD I still loved it, but it just wasn't quite as good as seeing it in the theatre. Even though its a documentary with frequent moving cameras, it is definitly a theatre movie.

Um

Jackass 2- 3 times

TCM- 1 time

The Departed- 0 TIMES?!

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[glenncerritos]

I actually saw this for the third time today and someone puked in the auditorium during the Horse bit!!!

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[punkmother]

The movie was pretty fucking funny up until the point where Pontius starts chugging horse cum. Which gave my wife and me(ya I just got married) the initative to walk right the fuck out. The movie did almost make me piss myself up until that point. I actually was pounding beer after beer in the back row almost spitting mouthfuls out on the dude in front of me. It takes alot to almost make me piss myself so if that part was cut out I'm sure it would have been a good movie.

[AWP82]

Originally posted by punkmother
The movie was pretty fucking funny up until the point where Pontius starts chugging horse cum. Which gave my wife and me(ya I just got married) the initative to walk right the fuck out. The movie did almost make me piss myself up until that point. I actually was pounding beer after beer in the back row almost spitting mouthfuls out on the dude in front of me. It takes alot to almost make me piss myself so if that part was cut out I'm sure it would have been a good movie.

Why was that part enough to kill it for you? Much else in the movie was on par with that in my opinion (i.e. feces-related stuff).

[bestevermovie]

Originally posted by notchreturns
I was more laughing at the reaction of all the Jackass guys.

The skit that had me laughing the most was actually the one where Pontious came flying from the ground as the devil in the middle of NYC. Just the look on his face and the whole production of it was so damn funny.

that scene had me in stiches the whole damn week haha...

[ilovemovies]

Okay I got ask, did they take the venom out of the snakes they used because a King Cobra is pretty deadly snake and that guy could have actually died if he was bitten.

And the anaconda pit?! I mean, Johnn Knoxville was bitten several times by the anaconda! His freaking arm was totally bloody for christ's sake!

And using a person as shark bait! Jesus Christ, these guys actually make Steve Irwin look sane by comparison!

[Bourne101]

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[parsonz]

yeah im pretty sure that they did remove the venom just incase he did get bitten poor bam was crying haha. and anacondas i dont think that they are venomas either and yeah that was close witht he shark thing he could have died the idiot this movie wsa so muchbetter than the first one ic ouldnt stop laughin when phil and preston swapped places it wsa hilarious