All The Movies You Would Give A 0/10 or 1/10 To...

[Jerk Shapiro]

I wanna know the ones that got your lowest rating...

Red Dawn: 1/10
The Grinch: 1/10
The New Guy: 1/10

[The Claw]

I dont hate many films really, even the ones i dislike i can find some enjoyment out of. but here are a few movies that i really despised and would rather eat goat poop then watch any of them again ever.

American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt
American Ninja 4: The Annihilation
An American Tale: Fievel Goes West
Care Bears in Wonderland
Christmas Evil
Children Of the Corn 2
Children Of the Corn 5
Children of the Corn 6
Children of the Corn 7
Darkman 2
Howling 7
The Mangler
Mothers Day
Nightmare On Elm Street 2
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4
Sleepaway Camp
Stepfather 3
Blue Murders
Halloween 6
Deadly Dreams

[bankholdup]

Claw, your list basically proves that most sequels suck cock.

[The Claw]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bankholdup:
Claw, your list basically proves that most sequels suck cock.</font>

yeah, but uh.. the non sequel movies on there are really terrible, if i tried i could squeeze some enjoyment out of COTC2 i guess.

[ColinM]

These are my 1/10s (I don't do 0/10s):

Final Justice (1984) 1 2.3
Future War (1995)
The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)
Girl in Gold Boots (1969)
Hobgoblins (1987)
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Invasion of the Neptune Men (1961)
It Lives by Night (1974)
Puma Man (1980)
Ready to Rumble (2000)
Red Zone Cuba (1966)
Student Bodies (1981)

Nine of these twelve have been bashed on MST3K, and deservedly so.

[A.J. Hakari]

The Postman (Costner's three-hour-long turd)
North
Addams Family Reunion
3 Strikes
Amazing Grace and Chuck
Howling II
Howling III
Son of Blob
Love Stinks
Tomcats
Bicentennial Man
Knock Off
Corky Romano

There's a few more, but here's the bulk of my siftings through the bottom of the barrel.

[EightLegFreakKW]

Crash---1/10
Bloody Murder---0.5/10
Slugs---0/10

I know there's definitely more...I will return at a later time with extras added.

[dr.gorman]

The Master of disguise
The Avengers

[Wrath]

- Mystery Men
- Zoolander
- Bloodsurf
- Any sequel to JAWS aside of Part II

[Kastman]

i dont do 0/10's either.

1/10's

Jerry Springer's Ringmaster
The Item
I got the hook up
976-Evil
Bedazzled

[Cyclonus]

I don't give out 0/10's either. It's against the JoBlo rating system, so get with it. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

I almost never give movies a 1/10 (my lowest possible score) unless they are exceptionally awful.

Candyman 3
The Doom Generation
Friday the 13th, Part V
An Alan Smithee Film Burn Hollywood Burn

And of course the ouvere of Edward D. Wood, Jr.

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[QUENTIN]

0/10

The Waterboy
Big Daddy
Zombie
Dead-Alive
Birth of A Nation
Stephen King's Night of Horror
Dear God
Gone Fishin'


Too many 1/0's to name

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[BadCoverVersion]

I'm not going to name totally obscure Films here...I'd rather list a small handful of "mainstream" Movies that couldn't possibly have got ANY worse...

1/10 or 2/10 at best!

*Thirteen Ghosts
*Gummo
*The Postman
*The Jackal
*Prêt-à-Porter
*2 Girls and a Guy
*Final Cut
*Eyes wide Shut
*Rancid Aluminium
*Pay it Forward

[Weezer]

Any Van Damn movie made in this century.
Any movie that has a rapper in one of the lead roles except Boyz In The Hood of course.
Gone Fishin and 8 Head in a Duffel Bag
Mel Brooks movies made in the 90's.
The Master of Disguise
Fire Down Below

[Downfall]

The worst 5 movies I have ever seen in my life

1. Episode II
2. Corky Romano
3. Bloody Murder
4. Final Stab
5. Jason Goes to Hell

All of them get 0/10

[Jerk Shapiro]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by QUENTIN:
0/10


Gone Fishin'


[This message has been edited by QUENTIN (edited 09-01-2002).]</font>

That movie was beyond stupid. How could Glover and Pesci get mixed up in shit like that

[paul calf]

mission impossible 2
battlefeild earth
over the top
stop or my mom will shoot
commando
the video dead
raw deal
withnail and i

[crazy_horse]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by The Claw:

An American Tale: Fievel Goes West
</font>

What??? I LOVE that film!!

[The Claw]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by crazy_horse:
What??? I LOVE that film!!</font>

you and i are different people friend. i like movies that are on other peoples lists, im not complainig, its my opinion and i think that movie sucks ASS

[bskutle]

I do mine by a grading system of A+-F. Here are the F's ("Mystery Science Theater 3000" movies not included):

An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
Crash
Spawn
3000 Miles to Graceland
Turbulence
Showgirls
Glen or Glenda
Hush
Idle Hands
Four Rooms
Whipped
National Lampoon’s Van Wilder
Soul Survivors
Sphere
Body of Evidence
Natural Born Killers
Virus
There’s Something About Mary
Bulletproof
Nine Months
Rollerball (2002)
Starship Troopers
She’s So Lovely
Blindfold: Acts of Obsession
Striptease
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
The Mod Squad
Die Hard With a Vengeance
The Astronaut’s Wife
Summer of Sam
Vegas Vacation
Feardotcom
Event Horizon
The Postman
Copland
Spice World
Kingpin
Spanking the Monkey
Battlefield Earth
Beverly Hills Cop III
Vampire in Brooklyn
The Island of Dr. Moreau
Mr. Wrong
Mars Attacks!
Soldier
I Love Trouble
Saving Silverman
Phantoms
Half Baked
Species II
The Animal
Excess Baggage
Jade
What Lies Beneath
Anaconda
From Dusk Till Dawn
Freeway
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Boogie Nights
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Leaving Las Vegas
The Million Dollar Hotel

[QUENTIN]

While there are a few films, Eyes Wide Shut was great, Zoolander was stupid, but intentionally so and funny, and I dug Episode II on most levels, but bskutle's (who, mind you, I generally agree with) list contains tons of movies I like, and some I downright LOVE. Of his list I rate the following movies as a *** or higher (equivalent to 7/10+):

Crash -*** 1/2
Natural Born Killers -*** 1/2
There’s Something About Mary -***
Nine Months -***
She’s So Lovely -***
Die Hard With a Vengeance -***
Summer of Sam -*** (or maybe *** 1/2)
From Dusk Till Dawn -***
Freeway -***
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas -*** 1/2
Boogie Nights -**** (my number 3 film of 1997)
Leaving Las Vegas -**** (my number 5 film of the decade, and top film of 1995)

Now, most of those not listed above (besides Kingpin, Copland, and Half-Baked which were all alright) I hated as well, but I was amazed to see (though I knew of his hatred for LLV and Boogie) so many movies I totally dig named on a NO STARS list.

[Cyclonus]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by QUENTIN:
[B]Too many 1/10's to name</font>

No reason why you can't throw a dozen or so at us. How many are you talking about?

[bskutle]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by QUENTIN:
While there are a few films, Eyes Wide Shut was great, Zoolander was stupid, but intentionally so and funny, and I dug Episode II on most levels, but bskutle's (who, mind you, I generally agree with) list contains tons of movies I like, and some I downright LOVE. Of his list I rate the following movies as a *** or higher (equivalent to 7/10+):

Crash -*** 1/2
Natural Born Killers -*** 1/2
There’s Something About Mary -***
Nine Months -***
She’s So Lovely -***
Die Hard With a Vengeance -***
Summer of Sam -*** (or maybe *** 1/2)
From Dusk Till Dawn -***
Freeway -***
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas -*** 1/2
Boogie Nights -**** (my number 3 film of 1997)
Leaving Las Vegas -**** (my number 5 film of the decade, and top film of 1995)

Now, most of those not listed above (besides Kingpin, Copland, and Half-Baked which were all alright) I hated as well, but I was amazed to see (though I knew of his hatred for LLV and Boogie) so many movies I totally dig named on a NO STARS list.</font>

Actually, I don't think I've seen a single movie separated from "Mystery Science Theater 3000" that I would rate with 0 stars. "Manos: The Hands of Fate" and "Monster a Go-Go," and probably "Burn Hollywood Burn" are the only films I would rate as flat 0/10s. All of these are 1/10 or 1.5/10.

[B-ball Dude]

Boiler Room (2/10)
it (0/10)

I have a hole crap load more but they are up in the 4/10 5/10 range.

[blankpage]

EDIT: My opnion is still fucked up, but not THAT fucked up anymore....

[flowrchild]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by blankpage:
Bridget Jonses's Diary</font>

Why do you hate this movie so much?

[flowrchild]

Some Movies I Thought Blew Chunks:

Toys
Autumn in New York
Pay It Forward
"O"
Eyes Wide Shut
Hannibal
Best Laid Plans
One Night Stand
Storytelling
Star Wars Episode 1: Phantom Menace
Dead Ringers
Mother
The Mexican
North


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[SubMethod]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by blankpage:

Apoclypse Now

Need I say more?
</font>

please do say more. I would like to know why you gave this amazing film *.

[Romero&Juliet]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by QUENTIN:
0/10

Dead-Alive

</font>

WHY???? We had a topic on the horror boards called "is there a movie that no schmoe hates" I thought we struck out with Dead Alive, but apparently not..

I'd love to know why you didn't even Get a kick out of some of the jokes..Christ, Even the PARK SCENE!!!

[adidas12185]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by blankpage:

Apoclypse Now
Predator
Half Baked
Kingpin
Hannibal

Need I say More?
</font>

I guess not because I just literally fell out of my comp. chair laughing! Hahahaha! None of those movies were THAT bad, if they were bad at all is simply foolish imo as well.

[adidas12185]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bskutle:
National Lampoon’s Van Wilder
Starship Troopers
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Die Hard: With a Vengeance
Kingpin
Beverly Hills Cop III
the Island of Dr. Moreau
Half Baked
What Lies Beneath
From Dusk Till Dawn
</font>

I can now say blankpage's list was atleast respectable, this list gave me even bigger laughs though. Are these all really "bad" films? I don't think so. Honestly, I think most of the movies listed above are actually good too.

[bskutle]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by adidas12185:
I can now say blankpage's list was atleast respectable, this list gave me even bigger laughs though. Are these all really "bad" films? I don't think so. Honestly, I think most of the movies listed above are actually good too. </font>

From my seat, they are really bad. What are some of yours? I'm sure there are a few I would disagree with as well.

[Ender]

I can't belive no one has mentioned:

FREDDY'S DEAD
HALLOWEEN 3
BRIDE OF CHUCKY
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEW GENERATION


Well, maybe all of the rest of you had the good sense not to watch any of the above.

I think a lot of you are being too hard on certain flicks. Sure, you might hate a movie, but enough to give it a 1? I'd say most of the movies listed here (with a number of notable execptions) range in the 3 or 4 range, some dipping as low as 2. Remember, 1 is the absoloute lowest rating that can be given. It represents the fact that there is nothing, and I mean NOTHING, about this movie that is in any way redeemable, down to the very last frame.

[Grebdron]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by blankpage:

Apoclypse Now
</font>

I'm not a fan of this movie either, but 1 star? As John Turturro would say..."That don't make no sense." I absolutely hated Magnolia but have enough sense to realize that it was a well made movie. I don't get it. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/sad/nixweiss.gif

[adidas12185]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bskutle:
From my seat, they are really bad. What are some of yours? I'm sure there are a few I would disagree with as well.</font>

I wasn't making fun of you, I just think those movies are actually pretty good in general. Well compared to some of the crap I've seen over the last few years, imo some of those movies you listed are great. Just my take though. I have seen some really BAD movies.

[bskutle]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by adidas12185:
I wasn't making fun of you, I just think those movies are actually pretty good in general. Well compared to some of the crap I've seen over the last few years, imo some of those movies you listed are great. Just my take though. I have seen some really BAD movies. </font>

I know you weren't. Sorry that came out a bit harsh.

[BadCoverVersion]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by flowrchild:
Some Movies I Thought Blew Chunks:

Toys
Autumn in New York
Pay It Forward
"O"
Eyes Wide Shut
Hannibal
Best Laid Plans
One Night Stand
Storytelling
Star Wars Episode 1: Phantom Menace
Dead Ringers
Mother
The Mexican
North</font>

I'd wholeheartedly agree with the majority of them turkeys flowr...Although I'd be inclined to give Hannibal and Dead Ringers a wee bit more!

But you're spot on with the rest of 'em...and all credit for remembering the godawful Storytelling...What a pile of bobbins that was!

[blankpage]

.

[SubMethod]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by blankpage:
Yeah I know you guys must think I am a total fuck up.But that's my opinion,Apoclypse Now got be really fucking bored after a while.I didn't get what the film was trying to say,I have watched it three times now to get it,but just don't.Yeah I might have been a tad harsh on this movie,since I love you guys so much,friendly way I'll move it up to ** stars.Sure my some of my opinions might be outragrous,or laughable,but thats the way I see them.

--blankpage
http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by blankpage (edited 09-03-2002).]</font>

Its cool. If you dont think a film is good then its your opinion I just wanted to see why you thought that about this particular film.

On side note: I think that Apocalypse Now is about the struggles that war causes men to go through and the things that it causes them to do.

"The Horror. The Horror"-Kurtz

[Jason Voorhees]

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Halloween 3: Season of the Witch, and Frightmare all earn 0/10 from me.

[jeppe]

1/10

TNT: Terrible action flick with Olivier Gruner...
Supernova: Did this suck or what?
A Force Of One: Chuck Norris... Need I say more?
The Octagon: Norris again...
Barb Wire: Nice boobs! BAD FILM!!
Mortal Kombat: BAD!!
Mortal Kombat 2: CRAP SHIT!!


[This message has been edited by jeppe (edited 09-06-2002).]

[The Heart Collector]

None. I don't rent, buy, or go into crap.

[Hannibal21]

The Blair Witch Project
Salo
Caligula
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Drive Me Crazy
Battlefield Earth
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Rollerball
The Master of Disguise
Freddy Got Fingered
The Mexican
Shriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th

[lily25]

Originally posted by The Claw
Care Bears in Wonderland


Claw - That one really makes me laugh. And I keep laughing cause I can only imagine the torture.

Here are a few of my 1/10:

Evolution - What was Julianne Moore thinking???
Indy Jones and the Temple of Doom
Lethal Weapons- any after the first one
Red Planet
Patch Adams
Lake Placid
28 Days
Bagdad Cafe
Quest for Fire
View to a Kill

[VicVega]

Originally posted by lily25
Claw - That one really makes me laugh. And I keep laughing cause I can only imagine the torture.

Here are a few of my 1/10:

Evolution - What was Julianne Moore thinking???
Indy Jones and the Temple of Doom
Lethal Weapons- any after the first one
Red Planet
Patch Adams
Lake Placid
28 Days
Bagdad Cafe
Quest for Fire
View to a Kill

Umm....can I ask why you gave Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom only 1/10? Granted, in the trilogy, it's the least liked one, but 1/10 is a little too harsh.

[Danny L]

worst 5 movies ever:

1. The Grinch
2. Double Jeopardy
3. Sister's Act
4. Curly Sue
5. h20

[lily25]

Originally posted by VicVega
Umm....can I ask why you gave Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom only 1/10? Granted, in the trilogy, it's the least liked one, but 1/10 is a little too harsh.

Agreed - a 1/10 is too harsh. It was on the other day and I could hardly sit through it since I had just seen Raiders. Its sooo bad compared to the other 2 but probably dosne't derserve such a low score.

[Rated R]

Bog
Pretty Woman
My Best Friend's Wedding
Santa With Muscles
Mr. Nanny
The Grinch
On Her Majesty's Secret Service(the worst Bond movie)
Batman And Robin
Island Of Dr. Moreau
Jurassic Park 3
Anaconda

[the movie guy]

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Wing Commander
Gone Fishin'
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Blues Brothers 2000
Stranger than Paradise
Jurassic Park 3
The Island of Dr. Moreau (Val Kilmer)
2001: A Space Odyssey
A Clown at Midnight
Wes Craven Presents: Carnival of Souls
Very Bad Things
Say it Isn't So
Death to Smoochy
Other People's Money
Drawing Flies
Dangerous Game (Madonna)
Suspiria
Gosford Park
Book of Shadows: The Blair Witch 2
The Blair Witch Project
Batman & Robin
Sphere
Event Horizon
Spawn
Street Fighter

[Heavenley]

0-1/10

- Dude where's my car

- Swimfan

- crash

- crossroads

- Blair witch 2

- Hannibal

-Clockstoppers

- spiceworld

- Turbulence 3

- The one with n-sync ''On The Line'' BLAH!

- Tomb Raider

- striptease

- glitter

[freakandgeek]

definately

feardotcom 1/10
half past dead 0/10

[Pumpkin Smeller]

Lost in Space (1/10)
Rollerball (0/10)
Jaws 3-D (0/10)
Superman 3 (1/10)
Rocky 5 (1/10)
Red Dawn (1/10)
Friday the 13th: The New Blood (0/10)
Street Fighter (1/10)

[Matt Demers]

- Not Another Teen Movie (1/10)
- Scary Movie 1 and 2 (0/10)
- Home Alone 4 (0/10)

[The Other]

No 0/10's but a few 1's and 2's and such

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
The Blair Witch Project
**I HATE the Blair Witch "films" **
Ghosts of Mars
Deep Blue Sea
The Animal
Here on Earth
The Perfect Storm
Three to Tango
The Waterboy
Zoolander
Battlefield Earth
The In Crowd
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie
What's the Worst That Could Happen?
Wild Wild West

[FeverDog420]

1/10 (I don't give 0/10):

B*A*P*S (1997)
Batman & Robin (1997)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
Belly (1998)
Birdcage, The (1996)
Bodyguard, The (1992)
Caligula (1979)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Cobra (1986)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Down to You (2000)
Excess Baggage (1997)
Eye for an Eye (1996)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
General's Daughter, The (1999)
Glitter (2001)
Gummo (1997)
Haunting, The (1999)
Hugo Pool (1997)
I Spit on Your Grave (1978)
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
Jack Frost (1998)
Jade (1995)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Milk Money (1994)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Ride (1998)
Saving Silverman (2001)
Scooby-Doo (2002)
Story of Us, The (1999)
Telling Nicholas (2002)
Turbulence (1997)
Vanishing, The (1993)
Wag the Dog (1997)
Wired (1989)
Zoolander (2001)

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by FeverDog420
1/10 (I don't give 0/10):

Wag the Dog (1997)


I can understand almost all your 1/10's but not this. I loved it and I'd give it at least an 8.5/10.

Ah well.

[Annie Hall]

I enjoy quite a few movies on FeverDog's list, but that's what makes horse races, no? Eye for an Eye was bad...but...Kiefer's creepy-ass performance deserves at least a 5. "Pull the fucking triiiiiger".

My 1/10s

Man of the Year
Dog of Flanders
Bounce

[FeverDog420]

Let me respond to the easier one first.

Eye for an Eye is the trashiest movie with big stars in it I've ever seen. It's despicable exploitation, with one of those infuriating cop-out endings I hate in revenge thrillers. (See also Double Jeopardy.) What's the point of these movies if they're gonna cheat from beginning to end? Why make the bad guy so reprehensible? So we can cheer when he meets his demise? How utterly insulting the way it panders to the base, reflexive emotions of the viewer. I adore Sally Field, but I hope she felt shame when she realized what a cheap piece of audience manipulation this was.

Now, about Wag the Dog. I saw it when it first hit video, back in the heyday of the Clinton administration. What the movie said to me at that time was basically, "Look how stupid the American people are - they'll believe anything their President tells them." Well, considering these days all the Bush supporters who are ready to re-elect him (disregarding the fact he wasn't elected the first time), I should re-evaluate my opinion of this movie. There apparently are millions of Americans who believe their government's bullshit lies.

[JCR]

Love the avatar Jason Voorhees. Shockmaster rules!

Anyway, I'd go for Baise Moi, Gummo (I watched 25 minutes of it then took the tape out and smashed it), Simply Irresistible (Sarah michelle gellar vehicle...about magical crabs) The doors, and batman and robin as 0/10 or 1/10 films.

Oh and Plan 9 from outer space is a great movie.

[my_name_is_neo]

The Shaft - 1/10 (you have to see this movie to believe how unbelievably stupid it is - something I don't recommend)

Slaughter Studios - 1/10 (See previous comment)

The Real Cancun - 1/10 (a movie made like all those annoying-as-hell "reality" TV shows. Who the hell thought that idea up?)

The Master of Disguise - 1/10 (the motion picture equivalent of those kinds of people who think they're funny, but are just irritating)

Freddy Got Fingered - 0/10 ('scuse me, Tom Green, but there's a difference between funny and disgusting - learn it)

[ilovemovies]

Originally posted by FeverDog420
1/10 (I don't give 0/10):

B*A*P*S (1997)
Batman & Robin (1997)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
Belly (1998)
Birdcage, The (1996)
Bodyguard, The (1992)
Caligula (1979)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Cobra (1986)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Down to You (2000)
Excess Baggage (1997)
Eye for an Eye (1996)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
General's Daughter, The (1999)
Glitter (2001)
Gummo (1997)
Haunting, The (1999)
Hugo Pool (1997)
I Spit on Your Grave (1978)
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
Jack Frost (1998)
Jade (1995)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Milk Money (1994)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Ride (1998)
Saving Silverman (2001)
Scooby-Doo (2002)
Story of Us, The (1999)
Telling Nicholas (2002)
Turbulence (1997)
Vanishing, The (1993)
Wag the Dog (1997)
Wired (1989)
Zoolander (2001)

Well I suppose nothing is more subjective than comedy, but I personally LOVED The Birdcage. I thought it was hysterical. Who couldn't laugh at the sight of Gene Hackman in dressed in drag?

[ilovemovies]

From what I can remember:

Guilty by Assocciation
The Truth About Charlie
The 13th Child: The Legend of the Jersey Devil
State Property
American Psycho
Three Strikes
Whipped
Simon Sez
Thicker Than Water
Superstar
Breakfast of Champions
Bats
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Spiceworld
Knock Off
Tarzan and the Lost City
Wishmaster
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Turbulence
Barb Wire
Mr. Wrong
Bordello of Blood
The Mangler
Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde
Village of the Damned (1995)
Johnny Mnemonic
Vampire in Brooklyn
Natural Born Killers
Leprachaun
Leprachaun 2
Jack Frost (the DTV slasher flick)
Big Trouble in Little China
Jaws: The Revenge
Halloween III
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part II
Friday the 13th Part III
Friday the 13th Part IV
Friday the 13th Part VI
Date with an Angel
Robot Jox

That's all I can remember for now. They are all of my Zero Star - 1/2 * movies with a few * movies in there as well.

[ANavissi500]

200 Cigarettes
American Psycho
Ballistic:Ecks vs. Sever
Black and White
Blank Check
Bounce
The Breaks
The Deep End
Dude, Where's My Car?
Dungeons and Dragons
Event Horizon
Freddy Got Fingered
Gods and Generals
Halloween II
The Haunting
How the Grinch Stole X-Mas
Inspector Gadget
Jeepers Creepers
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
The Man Who Wasn't There
Multiplicity
The Pest
Pocahontas
Save the Last Dance
Saving Silverman
Scary Movie 2
She's All That
Sorority Boys
Space Jam
Spice World
The Waterboy

[Briare Rabbit]

0/10:
Orange County
Grease
Grease 2
Battlefield Earth
Friday the 13th 2-8
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2,4-6
Jury Duty
Mr Magoo
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2-4

[The TZA]

Man there are some harsh reviewers on this thread - you do realise 0/10 means absolute dogshit and there's nothing redeeming or entertaining about it at all?? Some people are listing dozens of films at 0, is it possible to hate that many films?!?

And I gotta speak up and defend a few because there are loads mentioned that I love, namely Ace Ventura and Freddy Got Fingered!!!

That said, the only film I can think of off-hand that I'd give 1/10 is Star Wars 2 Attack of the Clones. It was laughably bad, but not in a good "I'll watch it again 'cos it's funny" way. Terminator 3 comes close, but I'll let it slide because Loken is nice to look at.

[flowrchild]

Most recently, The Sweetest Thing was horrid.

I don't know if I've ever given a movie a 1 or a 2. I think the lowest grade I give is a 3. Most movies have at least a couple of redeeming qualities even if they are total turds.

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by FeverDog420
Let me respond to the easier one first.

Eye for an Eye is the trashiest movie with big stars in it I've ever seen. It's despicable exploitation, with one of those infuriating cop-out endings I hate in revenge thrillers. (See also Double Jeopardy.) What's the point of these movies if they're gonna cheat from beginning to end? Why make the bad guy so reprehensible? So we can cheer when he meets his demise? How utterly insulting the way it panders to the base, reflexive emotions of the viewer. I adore Sally Field, but I hope she felt shame when she realized what a cheap piece of audience manipulation this was.


Oh, don't get me wrong, it's a big screen Lifetime movie with fewer good qualities. I'd give it a 4 or a 5, but, even if the character development was nonexistent, the movie was manipulative...etc. Was I the only one who found Sutherland really scary in all of his type cast, cliched glory?

[zeppelin]

I've never given a 0, but here are my 1's:

Mr. Magoo
Baby Geniuses
Freddy Got Fingered
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
Battlefield Earth

[stevereno]

1/10

SOUL SURVIVORS
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
FREDDY GOT FIGURED
HALLOWEEN III

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[FeverDog420]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
Well I suppose nothing is more subjective than comedy, but I personally LOVED The Birdcage. I thought it was hysterical. Who couldn't laugh at the sight of Gene Hackman in dressed in drag?

Eeew, The Birdcage. I cringe just thinking about all its flaming stereotypes and limp-wristed caricatures. And the fact that it was a big hit proved that America liked its queers to be sexless shrieking ninnies.

[docholiday_13]

You guys see a lot of shitty movies.


:D :D :D :D

[flowrchild]

Originally posted by docholiday_13
You guys see a lot of shitty movies.

Not always on purpose ;)

[ilovemovies]

Originally posted by docholiday_13
You guys see a lot of shitty movies.


:D :D :D :D

Well I like to give EVERYTHING a try no matter how shitty it may look. As a result I may see a shitty movie every so often. Though sometimes a movie does so poorly at the boxoffice I am saved from sitting through it because they are gone before I have a chance to see them. This was the case with House of the Dead :)

[Jon Lyrik]

The Godfather
Citizen Kane
Schindler's List
The Sound of Music
The Birth of a Nation
Lord of the Rings (2001/2/3)

Sucked. Ass.

[chinton]

0/10s that come to mind



Beyond Borders- 0/10

House of a Thousand Corpses- 0/10

Caligula- 0/10

Seabiscut- 1/10


Thats everything that comes to mind now

[ANavissi500]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
The Godfather
Citizen Kane
Schindler's List
The Sound of Music
The Birth of a Nation
Lord of the Rings (2001/2/3)

Sucked. Ass.


HAHAHAHA


wait, you are joking, right?

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
The Godfather
Citizen Kane
Schindler's List
The Sound of Music
The Birth of a Nation
Lord of the Rings (2001/2/3)

Sucked. Ass.

LOL!LOL!LOL! Jon Lyrik you kill me, that must be the funniest post I have read in a long time. :D

[The TZA]

Dunno why everyone's laughing, with the exception of Schindler's List I'd say all the films on there are pretty shitty. And why's everyone putting Freddy Got Fingered down, I watched it the other day to remind myself of how amazing it is. Tom Green = beautiful.

[The Lolo]

Don't shoot me but Dancer in the Dark (0/10)

[EvilDeadGirl]

Here are my top 5 err I guess I should say my low 5.

Freddy Got Fingered
House of A 1000 Corpses
Darkness Falls
Dude Where's My Car?
Not Another Teen Movie

[Backstabba]

I loved ready to rumble, i disagree with some of you guys..i have only given 1 movie a 1/10....i dont see alot of bad movies..i really hated Battlefield Earth...I REALLY tried to like it, but it was horrible.

[The TZA]

Originally posted by EvilDeadGirl

Here are my top 5 err I guess I should say my low 5.

Freddy Got Fingered
House of A 1000 Corpses
Darkness Falls
Dude Where's My Car?
Not Another Teen Movie



Noooooooo, everybody stop saying Freddy Got Fingered, I'm seriously weeping now. I really gotta get my sense of humour sorted out then I guess, 'cos I thought Dude and Teen Movie were hilarious too :(

Am I the only person who thought Dirty Work was a 10/10 ?

[blurofserenity]

The Godfather.Just kidding but Real Cancun has to be one of the worst and ambitionless movies ever put on film. This is a movie? It's a bunch of people getting drunk. They're boring drunks too. What a fucking waste of time.

[blurofserenity]

I think we may have kind of the same humor TZA. I loved Dirty work and Not Another Teen Movie as well. But....I hated Freddy got fingered and Dude. At least we can meet halfway though.

[Narst]

The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
Congo
Patch Adams
Kazaam
Idle Hands
Bio Dome
The Pest
Mr. Wrong

[Mikey2Dope]

All my 1/10's:

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Barb Wire
Battlefield Earth
Bloody Murder
Choke
Cobra
Cool as Ice
Death Ship
The Doom Generation
Drawing Flies
Freddy Got Fingered
Galactic Gigolo
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
I'm Bout It
The Island of Dr. Moreau
Jack Frost
The Lawnmower Man
Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace
The Master of Disguise
Naked Souls
The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Showgirls
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
Spice World
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
The Sweetest Thing
Very Bad Things
Weekend at Bernie's II

[horrorfreak13]

Crossroads
Glitter
From Justin To Kelly - 2nd Worst Film ever
Gigli - Worst film ever
Spice World
Battlefield Earth
Grease
Grease 2
I Know What you did last summer
See Spot Run
Phycho the remake
Book of Shadows Blair Witch 2

[SuperSoulMan]

The Hot Chick
Freedy Got Fingered
Cradle 2 the grave

[Damned Martian]

0/10:

PING! (http://spanish.imdb.com/title/tt0228720/)


1/10 (no particular order):

Aquí llega Condemor, el pecador de la pradera
Barb Wire
Bernie
Black Dog
Catchfire
McHale's Navy
On Deadly Ground*
Perdona bonita, pero Lucas me quería a mí
Super Mario Bros
The Patriot*
The Specialist
Mad Dog Time
Three Ninjas
Very Bad Things
The Crow: City of Angels
Above the Law*
Hard to Kill*
Marked for Death*
Out for Justice*
Fire Down Below*
The Brave
The Avengers
Shopping
Mission: Impossible 2
Nowhere to Run
Matame Mucho
Highlander 2: The Quickening
Just Cause
Land and Freedom
Mafia!
Batman & Robin
Big Trouble in Little China
Mac and Me
Boys and Girls
Clueless
Curdled
Down Periscope


OK, maybe i have included some 2/10, but it's tough to rate these shits properly...


*indicates a Steven Seagal movie

[syxxpac]

Originally posted by The TZA
Am I the only person who thought Dirty Work was a 10/10 ?

Maybe not a 10/10, but it was definitely one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

On topic, I don't think I've ever given a 1/10, but here are the movies that come close:

The Blair Witch Project
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

[Dimension]

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[The TZA]

Originally posted by syxxpac
Maybe not a 10/10, but it was definitely one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

On topic, I don't think I've ever given a 1/10, but here are the movies that come close:

The Blair Witch Project
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation


Yeah Annihilation sucked but only because the first one RULED so much!!! I mean come on, who didn't get horny listening to that badass gay techno music and seeing Christopher Lambert shaking his finger at the bad guys: "Uh uh". Yeah you tell 'em, Chris. And that bit with Sonja fighting that English guy and she's upside down and her tits start popping out and the main baddy pulls this dirty-old-man grin and creams himself. I love it.

[night prowler]

Bulletproof Monk; Fast and the Furious

[Jim H]

The only one that springs to mind is MD Geist. Even really bad movies, I'll get just enough enjoyment out of to give at least a 2, USUALLY. There's probably a couple other extremely boring movies I'd give a 1/10 to, but I can't think of them off the top of my head.

[Jewbo]

out of the 728 films i have rated on imdb only very few have a 1. here they are copypasted from imdb so dunno how it will come out.

Bloody Murder (2000) (V) 1
Dummy, The (2000) (V) 1
Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 1
Robo Vampire (1993) 1
U.F.O. (1993) 1
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978)

[The TZA]

How the hell can so many in here hate Freddy Got Fingered!?! Out of all my millions of friends in real life only one of them hated this, the rest of us love it?! Are me and my associates really that mentally unhinged?

Troll 2 = perfect, but I bet you all hate that too. BOOOOOO!

[Avid_Fan]

Darkness Falls
Spice World
Crossroads
Glitter
Dirty Work (Yeah. . .I hated this film)
Gigli

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
LOL!LOL!LOL! Jon Lyrik you kill me, that must be the funniest post I have read in a long time. :D

I was being serious, yo. Those movies sucked asswapin' pimps, yo. They're sooooooooooooo ghey.

U should see 2Fast 2Furious yo. That movie's dawg, yo. Supports da brutha, yo!

[Golden Ghost]

Originally posted by The TZA
How the hell can so many in here hate Freddy Got Fingered!?! Out of all my millions of friends in real life only one of them hated this, the rest of us love it?! Are me and my associates really that mentally unhinged?



Yes, maybe you are your mates are mentally unhinged. Don't worry, I am also. Freddy Got Fingered is pure badness...in the best form ever.

[TheJadedGamer]

Originally posted by Golden Ghost
Yes, maybe you are your mates are mentally unhinged. Don't worry, I am also. Freddy Got Fingered is pure badness...in the best form ever.

Freddy Got Fingered is in my top 20. Yes, I am a loser.

[The TZA]

Originally posted by Avid_Fan

Dirty Work (Yeah. . .I hated this film)



Bullshit, you're just trying to wind me up on purpose now aren't you?

[HeavyK]

The Contender: -1,000,000,000,000 out of 10 for ultra hardcore left-wing bullshit propaganda crap.

[Backstabba]

Originally posted by Dimension
1/10's :
[B]Jason X
I almost lost the will to live after seeing this heap of shit.
Turbulence: Heavy Metal
Apart from being too OTT, it is factually wrong regarding metal music throughout..
[QUOTE]

I agree with you HUGELY on those 2....so crappy,corny, extra cheesy, A ROCK STAR SAVES A PLANE FROM BAD GUYS!?!?!?!??!WTF?!?!?!?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The TZA
Noooooooo, everybody stop saying Freddy Got Fingered, I'm seriously weeping now. I really gotta get my sense of humour sorted out then I guess, 'cos I thought Dude and Teen Movie were hilarious too :(


I also liked those 3 movies

Freddy Got fingered 7/10
Dude wheres my.. 6/10
NOTM 6/10

[FeverDog420]

Originally posted by HeavyK
The Contender: -1,000,000,000,000 out of 10 for ultra hardcore left-wing bullshit propaganda crap.

I'm assuming you gave the same grade to Forrest Gump for ultra hardcore right-wing bullshit propaganda crap.

[Jim H]

Originally posted by FeverDog420
I'm assuming you gave the same grade to Forrest Gump for ultra hardcore right-wing bullshit propaganda crap.

While I can't argue that the Contender is anti-republican, I don't think it is as bad as you make it out to be. It's superbly acted by nearly the entire cast, for instance. That alone bars me from giving it a 1/10.

[HeavyK]

I could care less if The Contender is anti-republican or anti-conservative as i'm a moderate, but the fact is the films message is so far to the left it could make Ralph Nader blush.
BTW, explain how Forrest Gump is ultra hardcore right-wing bullshit? There is nothing in the film i'd consider very right-wing at all.

[FeverDog420]

Originally posted by HeavyK
BTW, explain how Forrest Gump is ultra hardcore right-wing bullshit? There is nothing in the film i'd consider very right-wing at all.

I written about this several times on these boards, but here goes again. Forrest Gump's message is, if you keep your mouth shut and never question authority you'll become a great, revered man. What could be more GOP than that, especially these days? What a Republican wet dream this movie is.

[Black Christmas]

The number one movie i hate with a PASSION is Cold Creek Manor! I hate that putrid riden movie i hope it burns in a pit in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vega]

Three of the worst movies I have ever seen:

The Unseen - dumb-as-rocks elimination flick with the stupidest twist imaginable in (literally) the last ten seconds, plus a monster that wasn't fucking invisible

Rabid Grannies - early Troma film about possessed grandmothers who start killing off their family members... should have been some gory, sick fun, but instead was crushingly dull

The Haunting of Morella - supernatural revenge flick with lots and lots of sex. More nudity than you could shake a stick at, even if you wanted to do so, and yet even the two hetero guys I watched it with nearly fell asleep. Proof positive that naked lesbian witches are not all it takes to make an entertaining flick, even for horny guys.

Coincidentally, I watched all of these in the same night, in one marathon bad-movie-viewing session. It was a night of pain.

[Hannibal21]

0/10's:
The Blair Witch Project
Caligula
Drive Me Crazy
The Master of Disguise
Freddy Got Fingered
From Justin to Kelly
Grease
Salo
Shriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

1/10's:
Battlefield Earth
Big Daddy
Bounce
Double Take
Charlie's Angels
40 Days & 40 Nights
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
Jack Frost (remake with Michael Keaton)
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
Jeepers Creepers
Kazaam
The Mexican
Rollerball
Runaway Bride
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

[Avid_Fan]

ROLLERBALL!

sorry about typing in all caps.

[martyds761]

-0 The Blair Witch Project
-0 Mullholland Drive
1 Jason X

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by martyds761
-0 The Blair Witch Project

Awesome! Another hater of this pile of shite! :D

Originally posted by martyds761
-0 Mullholland Drive

Now I think my heart just broke. :(

[Cottonmouth]

Originally posted by Hannibal21

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Now I think MY heart just broke...

[brodeurnumber1]

0/10
House of 1000 Corpses
Blair Witch Project
Whipped
The Real Cancun

1/10
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
The Pest
Kazaam
Beautiful
The Master of Disguise
Daddy Day Care
Dumb and Dumberer

[ilovemovies]

Originally posted by Cottonmouth
Now I think MY heart just broke...


I was thinking the same thing?

On one hand, like I said before, nothing is more subjective than comedy but Han why did you hate the South Park movie so much?

I think it's a hysterical, damn near brilliantly hilarious flick. Definately one of the funniest films I've ever seen.

[Golden Ghost]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
I think it's a hysterical, damn near brilliantly hilarious flick. Definately one of the funniest films I've ever seen.

Truce.

C'mon folks..."Kyle's mom is a BITCH, is a big fat BITCH, the biggest BITCH in the whole wide world!"

And the Terrance and Phillip film..."Arses of Fire"? Jesus wept, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life...I got a hernia!

[ToRontoRon]

0/10

The Full Monty
Serial Mom
Dude, Where's My Car?

1/10

Plenty, but I can't think of any now. I only remember the 0's because they're the first movies that stand out when I think of bad movies.

[Trinity]

1/10
Me, Myself & Irene
Dude, Where's My Car
Head Over Heels
Behind Enemy Lines
Alien: Resurrection
A Clockwork Orange

(no 0/10s because my scale only goes 1-10)

[BakeTheMooCow]

I enjoy most films and my usual ratings are 6, 7 or 8/10. I avoid bad films deliberately. But occasionally I'm tricked into watching films that are so reprehensible, I can't find any redeeming qualities in them. All of these range from 0 to 2/10.

Scary Movie 2
Wild Wild West
Titanic
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Femme Fatale
Scary Movie
Dude, Where's My Car?
Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps

[ilovemovies]

Originally posted by BakeTheMooCow

Titanic


Ok, I could understand someone not liking the movie (well not really because I think it's fantastic, but you know) but you have to admit from atleast a technical standpoint the movie is EXTREMELY well made.

You don't think it deserves atleast a 4/10 (or even a 3/10)?

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
I was thinking the same thing?

On one hand, like I said before, nothing is more subjective than comedy but Han why did you hate the South Park movie so much?

I think it's a hysterical, damn near brilliantly hilarious flick. Definately one of the funniest films I've ever seen.

Well, first off, I have never been a fan of South Park at ALL. And when I saw the movie, it was one of the most painful experiences I've ever had....

I have a certain tolerance level for crude humor and South Park simply exceeded my tolerances by leagues and miles (even though I did expect it, I was still in pain); I didn't find it hilarious........but rude, UNfunny, repetitive, offensive, repulsive, and disgusting, to say the least. But then there's those damn characters that gets on my nerves everytime they open up their mouth and start cursing like it's nobody's business; I don't mind cursing, but the bad words these people spit out have not even the slightest hint of intelligence. I honest don't care if it was made only to have people laughing even if it doesn't have much of a plot.......but movies like this just don't work for me, therefore, I found no enjoyment out of it whatsoever. Instead, I found myself banging my head on the wall for even knowing South Park exists. BLECH!